785: Versus

Show Notes

• — Santa vs Satan: Good for the dumps
• — You're not a qualified recommender, commoner
• — Scientology wins again!
• — Book Contracts: Wait, I have to write a book?
• — Hon Solo vs Indiana Jones
• — Substitute teaching sucks
• — Okay, Jew, I'm going go to outside and sell some coke
• — Every time a hermit dies Jake Kalish gets an apartment, but should he change the sheets?
• — The Asian Cannibal revealed
• — Keith is a hero, but he only does it for the pussy
• — Germans think we are crazy
• — Knives are good for you
• — Asians are great dancers, murderers
• — Anime Eyes
• — Too fat to execute
• — Keith has good veins
• — I want to see cunts all over the place!
• — Chemda said shit, tee hee
• — Retard is the new Nigger
• — Do not go see Tropic Thunder, Tropic Thunder is a terrible movie, did I mention it was called Tropic Thunder?
• — There's Something About Mary actually not a good movie
• — Lets all be dummy dunces, wats da big deel, annieweigh ?
• — Lord in England is selling life on Ebay
• — U.S. soldiers have to pay extra baggage fees
• — Rachael Ray is the #1 Chef
• — Ann Coulter becomes Bill O'Reilly
• — Rosie O' Donnell is fat and ugly, who knew?
• — Deluxe Sleep Apnea
• — Fuck me in the face