947: Thug Life

Show Notes

• — Goodbye Forever Fatty: Telling offensive jokes in nice suits
• — Gambling Problem: If I suck then why am I beating you? These soup and crackers are delish, btw
• — A. Hitler: He painted beautiful pictures... in gypsy blood
• — Mr. Internet is Late: It's interesting how having muscles makes you use them violently
• — The Deadliest Peppermint Mocha: She was just so unbalanced I had to be with her
• — Mr. Internet on TV: You can say whatever the bonk! bonk! you want
• — You're Arrested: I don't think I need a gun, I just happen to love them
• — The Exorcism: You're reading the Bible while we do it doggy style
• — Your Stuff Here: There's a bobble head in your vagina
• — Recovering Addict: I did meth before it was cool
• — The Job Killer: There's a pig fucking a women fucking a chicken on you
• — The Fat-o-sphere: You're supposed to hate your body, you disgusting pig!
• — You're On Crystal Meth: You ordered a jeep on eBay and took it apart
• — Your Favorite Fight: I'm going to pick you up and throw you! Many times!
• — Be Responsible: Now go get your rattle, little baby faggot
• — Anti-Normal Bias: You have to fuck my jelly rolls, I'm a person too
• — It Wasn't An Asteroid: Why do we give a fuck about the Dinosaurs?
• — False Alert: Airplane photo shoot turns into terrorist attack
• — Drop Dead Fred: The great Russell Brand remakes the cult classic