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956: Titties and Blood

I think you were high on whiskey. May 11, 2009

Show Notes

  • — The Kitchen Whore: Chemda's voice is an entity of its own, as are her blowjobs
  • — Giving Shit Credence: If you're engaging someone who shits on you, you've sunk to their level
  • — Bumblegum Candy Cloud: I shit on you and your family I shit on as well
  • — Whiskey High: The self-inflating whoopie cushion comes standard in your car
  • — Shots for Prom: Drive safely and drink responsibly
  • — Parental Supervision: Take the N-words out the yearbooks and stop your students from humping
  • — The Face Transplant: Don't call anyone ugly, cause someone might rip your face off
  • — Dearest Mother: Perhaps monsters do exist, contrary to what Mother says
  • — Star Power: Joan Rivers can sell the shit out of a hot dog on a street
  • — Catch Me If You Can: Teen impersonates his way into Grand Theft Auto
  • — You're Not Used To Condoms: I don't know you and I don't know your dick!
  • — Mixed Signals: I'm breathing heavy, everybody hear it? It's like you're fucking my dick almost
  • — The Rookie: It combines the new Wolverine with Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
  • — The Johnson Account: Everybody is so quick to hate, maybe if we put our lights together...
  • — Goodbye Forever, Fatty: If you make a music CD you wouldn't just throw stand-up in it
  • — Wishmaster 5: Keep Wishin': I'm giving you my soul, why you gotta be an asshole about it?
  • — Star Trek: It's really flashy and fun and everyone in the future is sexy

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