1115: Bad Little Boy

Show Notes

• — Nonbelievers: Keep trying, anyone can be converted, I just converted Myq to Christianity
• — The Alt Comedy Festival: That set you just did, you going do the same thing tomorrow?
• — Figures: Nancy Kerrigan's brother kills her father over the telephone bill
• — Someone's Grounded: Teen shoots parents to get out of doing chores, but now he has to clean up the mess!
• — Fatal Attraction: One woman got mauled by the love of her life, a tiger, this is a reality show
• — The Bad Girls Club: Women can only relate to women hating each other and men beating them up
• — Jerk Off Negotiators: We demand $10,000 a show. Oh, we can have that? Then we demand $20,000 a show.
• — Who Let The Dogs In?: I don't believe in myself, but somebody else might
• — Skipping Town: I found 5 million dollars in my account, I'll just say somebody died
• — Clumsy Me: Picasso painting loses 65 million dollars in value after woman trips
• — Accidents Will Happen: She told me she was pregnant, after we got back together she told me she fell down the stairs