1116: iKATG

Show Notes

• — Big Announcement!!!!: There's a new computer ting out and you plug it in, and it does computer tings and it is very exciting!
• — Butter Fingers: A catholic priest was arrested for stealing butter and a sofa cover
• — X Marks The Spot: Doctor amputates wrong leg to stop ulcer from spreading
• — Selective Viewing: Part 2 of my stand-up has more views than Part 1
• — Pussy Poker: Sometimes you gamble and sometimes you give money away for no reason
• — iBUN: Hot Dog is a subset of sausage, a little hot dog and peppers I say at the deli
• — Money For Nothing: Look at that little faggot with the earring and the makeup
• — Child Cruelty, Animal Cruelty: Mother makes son kill hamster after bad grades
• — Republicans Love Rape: 30 congressmen vote down on a bill that allows victims to sue their rapist
• — Pig Meeting Adjourned: The floor collapses under Weight Watchers meeting
• — Fame Whore: Old-faced Chelsea Handler and her boss boyfriend break up, she did the breaking up
• — Globetrotting Faggot: Anderson Cooper is going to move into a firehouse, as if he wasn't already flaming
• — My Horror-ible Movie: I loved Keith, but I totally forgot to mention the jerk off best friend in the review!
• — Body Modification #50: Jesse Smith gets a KATG tattoo on his inner lip
• — The Snack Attack Victim: A Darwin man opened up a bag of chips and there was only one, shocking!
• — Does Not Compute: I have no friends only words... friend is a word!