Show Notes

• Amateur Unicorn Porn: Stuckey and Murray fuck a shoddy unicorn, youtube watchers are dissatisfied by the absence of a real unicorn
• The Fuxedo: A jumpsuit that looks like a real tuxedo, coming soon
• Out Fat-Fucking Each Other: Fast food restaurants compete in creating more ridiculous fatty sandwiches, like the McDonald's Gang Bang
• Old School Recycling: Parents recycle quarter water bottles for milk and Wonder Bread bags as lunch bags & boot-lining
• Super Retarded: A fan writes in about how he believes people will die if he doesn't fold his shirts properly
• Candle Success: A fan uses an ear candle and removes a giant scab
• Breaking Up: A fan's boyfriend would tell her he hates her, but he still wants to marry her
• American Rebel: Keith sneaks extra pieces of toilet paper at his parent's house
• Simulate Sex: A fan sees his neighbor's children rubbing their penises and butts together, and he wonders if he should tell someone
• A Clit Lip: The middle of Andy Rooney's lip hangs down erotically