Show Notes

• Bed Bugs And Alligators: Police in NYC caught an alligator. Chicago had 2 alligators caught.
• Misdiagnosed: Lindsay Lohan has been released from rehab because it turns out she has no problems
• Your Smartphone: Teenagers and women speak the most on their cell phones
• Niggardly: White people will call each other niggardly as long as they are behaving like niggers
• Devotion Vodka: The Situation rakes in millions with a protein-infused vodka
• Bullet Proof: A (Polish) man was shot in the back of his head and it took him 5 years to realize it
• Gun Control: Trey doesn't like how hard it is to get a gun in NYC because he wants to kill armadillos
• Magic Woods: You put dead animals in the woods and mother nature gives you porn
• Sawed Off Shotguns: No one needs a gun in New York, but Chemda must protect herself from thieves
• Number 1 Search: Archicat, Keith's girlfriend, is the number one search on KATG.com
• Correcting Your Feelings: A listener who is apparently illiterate tries to change Keith's mind on the Mosque situation
• Homophobic?: 56% say Keith is in the right and Keith is not satisfied with this percentage
• Off The Team: A football player is kicked off the team after getting drunk, wandering into a woman's home, taking off all his clothes, and trying to tackle the police
• The Lion Sleeps Tonight: The guy who wrote What A Wonderful World has died at 89 years old