1441: Twat?

Show Notes

• — My Parents Love Me: Dave Waite went to college on his parent’s dime, which was a total waste because he ended up telling jokes for what could vaguely be considered a living
• — RIP @KATG_Gunner: Keith falsely proclaims The Gunner’s death on Twitter, which makes Chemda cry
• — Top 10: Spread the word about KATG so we can bring this party to Double Platinum Diamond Status!
• — More Pussy Than He Can Handle: A man has a criminal amount of cats in his home, and a reporter pounces on the opportunity to say a dirty word
• — Do Not Call List: Keith enjoys the opportunity to verbally abuse human beings that telemarketing calls provide
• — The Most Hated In America: Everybody hates Casey Anthony, Spencer Pratt, Octomom, O.J. Simpson, Jon Gosselin, Levi Johnston, Jesse James, Paris Hilton, Heidi Fleiss, and Howard Stern the most out of anybody ever
• — The Most Spanish: George Lopez’s talk show has been cancelled and Chemda couldn’t be happier
• — Titty Tuesday: A boss is being sued for implementing a provocative dress code, among other lewd behavior
• — Grossed-Out Obese People: A man popped his pimples all over the front of McDonald's. No one was surprised he had arrest warrants.
• — Complimentary Compliments: Dave is in a long distance relationship with a girl who has distinctive eyebrows
• — Unsolicited Advice: Dave gets structured advice from different comics about how to deal with the pressure of being on KATG
• — Wake and Yank: Dave is afraid of hackers stealing video footage of his big dick if he were to have Skype sex with his girlfriend
• — Just Put It Back: A bunch of stuff was stolen from Amy Winehouse’s house, leaving her family shocked that her junky friends would stoop that low
• — Helping No One: Bob Forrest wants to put a stop to Celebrity Rehab, and Chemda wants to put a stop to Dave eating chocolate-covered coffee beans on KATG