1531: Veto This Bill

Show Notes

• — Good Intentions: Danny Hatch is in the studio after lobbying for an internship
• — Especially Lucas: Danny isn't allowed to talk to the guests just like the other interns
• — Pledges: Danny got fired from his telemarketing job despite being good at sounding like a cop, so now he's a Midtown comedy barker
• — Cosmetic Damage: Kyle was mortified after getting into an accident with Keith's bike, and fixing it took longer than he expected
• — Caretaking Of Kyle: Laura is Kyle's emergency contact and took care of him after he got a concussion, and she sent an e-mail to Keith defending Kyle
• — Take Me Bowling: A Fort Lauderdale judge sentenced a man to date his wife out on a date at Red Lobster
• — I'm Going Now: Laura went on a date with a guy who kept trying to buy her love, then he demanded a real kiss at the end
• — Shooting In The Dark: A guy from the electric company kept asking Cat when Keith would be home and said Keith would beat him up as some kind of weird flirting
• — Everything: Laura has to tell Kyle super secret stories when he works on song lyrics with her including one about an abusive relationship from high school
• — Not A Friend Of Bill's: The abusive boyfriend raped Laura the first time they had sex and it took her years to enjoy sex again
• — Polyanna: Laura got weirdly touched by a comic at KATG Bingo, then a comic named Mike Amato grabbed her and chased her and restrained her from leaving
• — Our Song: Laura saw Rapist Bill again at a concert six years later, and he came up to her and acted like nothing had happened. He stood next to her through the whole show.