1587: Using You

Show Notes

• — Today's show sponsored by MP Jewellery
• — Wakka Wakka: Ray DeVito organized Dan Allen's bachelor party, but the roast had to be canceled due to Dan's lack of friends
• — Creative Credit: Dan no longer performs at Sacapuntas, but Ray is fine with him taking home half the door
• — No Way To Win: Ray produces several shows around town and never knows if he'll have an audience, but Keith always has hundreds at his shows and still isn't taken seriously by his peers
• — Eh, Kinda: Mike Recine called out to Chemda from the stage and got mad when she fought back
• — Nice Jeans: Keith doesn't engage hecklers, but he can respond to what they say and work it into his set
• — White People: A Florida man was the first person ever to juggle through a triathlon, and a Texas man was arrested for riding a unicycle naked
• — You Get Things: Keith called Home Depot to get a door installed and nearly hulked out over the poor customer service
• — What's The Problem: Ray tried to get Keith's coat from a bar and got shot down by the bouncer and the manager
• — Inevitable: Facebook is offering a service for people to pay $2 and have their posts stay at the top of everyone's pages
• — Greatest Hits: Keith watched America's Got Talent to see how Howard Stern would play it
• — Ozone Park: John Gotti's widow still endorses John Travolta and supports his being cast to play her late husband
• — Touching Their Stuff: One of Travolta's victims has requested a private trial
• — Misunderstanding: Alec Baldwin's stalker has her day in court
• — Psychologically Damaged: A British Airways steward was arrested after admitting he left a bomb hoax message on a jet's bathroom door
• — Warm Pudding: Ray was traumatized by his perfectly normal deflowering