1631: Always the Bridesmaids, Never the Batman

Show Notes

• — Cleanse Your Palette: 1,300 UK pedophiles were arrested, including 50 police officers
• — Sir: A representative of Home Depot contacted Keith and Chemda attempting to resolve the doors problem
• — Plot Hole: Keith tries to deal with those upset at his displeasure of The Dark Knight Bores The Audience To Tears
• — Plain Sight: Peter Grossman shares his experience with the paparazzi and the Kristen Stewart scandal as magazine/paparazzi liaison for Us Weekly
• — Cool Guy: Bret Michaels separated from his lady of 16 years, Kristi Gibson
• — Squeeze: Katy Perry is dating douchebag John Mayer
• — Legacy: Peter does High/Low with his kids every night