1682: Kickstart My Heart

Show Notes

• — Used To Date: Gaby Dunn is back, this time with her ex Josh Gondelman
• — I Have Had A Day: Rappers like to start songs with laughter and requests for more bass
• — Have A Baby: The iPad Mini is exactly what consumers weren't looking for
• — We Do Some Scientists: 79% of listeners think Marcus Queer of Somerset, PA is a liar
• — Powerless: The New York Marathon is still on despite NYC's devastation. This just in: it's canceled.
• — Fallout: Gas stations all over New York are running dry. NYC's rat population dropped due to flooding.
• — Pretty People: A Brazilian model took pictures of herself in front of wreckage and the Internet made fun of her
• — They're Gonna Walk Soon: A 13-foot shark was punched in the face by a Hawaiian
• — Taste Test: A British man handed out bags of cocaine to trick-or-treating children
• — First Of All: A jeep jumping the US/Mexico border got stuck on the fence
• — Don't Do That Thing: Gaby was in an abusive relationship that poisoned her against romance. Josh and Gaby gave it a go anyway.
• — Retard Factory: Josh is so nice that he does more harm than good
• — Constant Party: A new KATG 30-Hour Marathon may or may not be coming up
• — Invent A Lightsaber: George Lucas is donating the proceeds of selling Star Wars to education
• — More Pop: Taylor Swift didn't win anything at the Country Music Awards