1686: Hardcore the Vote

Show Notes

• — Jittery: Colorado and Washington State have legalized marijuana
• — Evanescence Is Relevant: Comedian Ben Roy is covered in trendy tattoos from his emotional youth
• — Greyout: Ben quit drinking to be a better father and husband
• — Not Well: Ben tried to help JFOD during his last manic episode
• — Certified NYC Girl: Ben and Keith compete for least important home town
• — Carfax For People: Keith's female high school classmates seem addicted to plastic surgery
• — Hot: Florida still hasn't counted all its votes
• — For Real Magic: Mormon men aren't allowed to be left alone with a woman
• — Drooling On Themselves: Keith voted awkwardly this year
• — Man vs. Machine: 51% of registered voters participated in the last election
• — Fuck With My Flag: 68% of listeners think Puerto Rico should be a state
• — Tide Car: Irish ambulances are sponsored by Guinness
• — HUAR: Cat ordered food and got two extra meals due to a computer error
• — Not A Good Time: 3 gunmen gave up on a robbery when their Chinese victims couldn't understand their demands. Keith and Ben swap robbery stories.
• — Hurt My Feelings: KATG forums comments have real-world consequences for guests