1846: Federal Level

Show Notes

• — Take Two: Birthday Boy Lauren Hennessy is back in studio for more!
• — Roasted: Chemda asks Lauren if she would eat his hypothetical pet pig (which 55% of KATG listeners think Lauren should have) if it died
• — Game On: Lauren recaps his birthday celebration, featuring alcohol, video games, cream puffs, vomit, and friendship
• — Thank You, WWE: You can now buy signed chair weapons from professional wrestling matches
• — Pyramid Scheme: The owner of the bar where Lauren's party was held pulled some shady shit at the end of the night
• — Chewed Out: Hugsy Malone is Keith and Cathryn's little Gremlin
• — Biting Commentary: A woman sued a shelter after being bitten by a dog that she wasn't warned about
• — Ring Of Fire: Chemda tried to tell her parents she was engaged, and it went poorly
• — Local Destination Wedding: Chemda and Lauren had planned their wedding before realizing that gay marriage isn't legal in Maui
• — South By Southwest: Chemda and Lauren talk about their vacation to California and Utah, to be part of a bluegrass festival Lauren's family was responsible for
• — Step Closer: George Zimmerman was held by police after pulling a gun on his wife
• — Chop Chop!: A youngster was scalped and killed when his model helicopter collided into his face
• — Loose Ends Thursday: Miley Cyrus was kicked off of Vogue Magazine; Lady Gaga's high bodyguard was tazed to death; Kristen Stewart was pimped out to a Middle Eastern prince for $500,000; Lamar Odom bought crack-pipe supplies; Jon Gosselin is working as a waiter and a busboy; Russell Brand called out Hugo Boss for making Nazi uniforms at their event; Breaking Bad's Saul Goodman is getting his own spinoff; Sharon Osbourne and Jay Leno sexed it up 40 years ago