1848: The Bitchy Waiter

Show Notes

• — Anonymous: The Bitchy Waiter, who is skipping a waiter meeting for KATG, is in studio
• — Down To Earth: The Bitchy Waiter thought $5,000 would be enough to cover his 'extravagant' wedding before giving up and getting married at a courthouse
• — Get 'Em While They're Young: The Bitchy Waiter played waiter with his little brothers, taking their orders from homemade menus he forced them to look at
• — Superbad Behavior: The Bitchy Waiter and Keith trade stories of their restaurant run-ins with celebrities as both waiters and patrons
• — Cutthroat Industry: A former coworker of Bitchy's discovered his identity and had him fired as a result
• — We Got A Problem, Boss: A woman is suing a Chicago restaurant after its 300-pound greeter gave her a hug that popped a breast implant
• — Siri-ously, Syria: Siri is officially leaving beta mode now that the new iPhone operating system is out; Syrian rebels are using iPads to aim missiles
• — What An Attractive Female Specimen: A sergeant supposedly made inappropriate remarks upon discovering Whitney Houston's corpse
• — Short Notice: The world's smallest woman is 2 1/2 feet tall
• — Literal Grand Theft Auto: People are so excited for the new Grand Theft Auto video game that they are willing to stab people and impersonate police officers to get a copy
• — Building A Case: A celebrity architect in Long Island created child pornography by modifying regular pornography with the faces of real children. He wasn't sure if that was illegal.