1874: What Would Thor Do?

Show Notes

• — Jew York: Ari Shaffir, who is now a New Yorker, is in studio
• — Masochism: Keith will see every Thor movie, just like he saw every Hangover, M. Night Shyamalan, Wishmaster, Phantasm, and Pinhead movie
• — Hollyweird: Men doing things for women that would be considered romantic in the movies is in reality demeaning
• — The Bad Guys Are Called Buggers: The author of Ender's Game is extremely homophobic, and people are calling for a boycott of the film adaptation
• — Cruise Control: Tom Cruise has claimed that being away from his daughter while filming movies is like serving in Afghanistan and that training for those movies is harder than being an Olympic athlete
• — Go Spuds: The gang discusses the racist nature of the Washington Redskins
• — Priorities: India is sending a rocket to Mars to the tune of nearly one billion dollars, angering the UK government, which recently lent India millions for food and water.
• — Hitting The Slopes: The new tanning trend in Britain is to wear nothing but ski goggles at the salon so it looks like you went skiing
• — Week 10: Keith fills us in on the latest adventures of the Pittsburgh Steelers, and the gang discusses if head-slapping and forceful high-fives are injury-inducing
• — Tits Up: A middle school football coach was fired because he made good on his promise of taking his players to Hooters
• — DICE!: Andrew Dice Clay called Ari out on his podcast for stealing, but Ari reveals that it was all a set-up and then calls Dice out for shoplifting and being cheap
• — Aiming Low: New York City recently celebrated its second full day in a year without any murders
• — Pushed And Polled: 11% of KATG's audience knows when the world will end, 4% has personally heard God speak to them, and 69% identifies as atheist