1879: Dead End

Show Notes

• — Come Together: Dan Goodman and JoAnna Ross, appearing on KATG together for the first time, are in studio
• — Hollyweird: Dan is having a hard time getting his screenplay produced because of studio-interference
• — The Science Of Yoga: Joanna is still working on her Yoga book and Keith laments the stories he wrote in school that he destroyed
• — Mayor Of Hollywood: Rob Ford, the crack-smoking Toronto mayor, has officially lost all of his power as mayor but will retain his title until the next election
• — Write On: Courtney Stodden, the 19-year-old ex-wife of 53-year-old Doug Hutchinson, won't write a tell-all book because she doesn't read or write
• — The Ultimate Bad Boy: George Zimmerman was arrested for threatening his new girlfriend with a shotgun, and the gang decides that chicks dig bad boys until they actually start to date them
• — The Wall: A female British teenager was born without a vagina
• — Gotta Hand It To You: Merci Handy, a French hand sanitizer company, has come under fire for hiring women to squeeze random dicks to raise awareness of testicular cancer (and Merci Handy sanitizer)
• — No Big Deal: An Ivy League scholar accused her short-term fling of having a micro-penis and a penchant for violent, degrading sex
• — Dislike: Keith doesn’t have any luck in connecting with old friends on Facebook
• — Thankstaking: Keith thinks it's rude that his siblings show up at their parents' house for Thanksgiving with no warning
• — The Desk Job: The gang discusses the moral quandary of returning money you honestly came by but which isn't really yours
• — Another Year Wiser: A man was arrested on his birthday for misusing 911 after calling the cops to report a neighbor who wouldn't drink with him
• — 140 To Life: A man in Kuwait was sent to prison for 5 years after insulting Muhammad on Twitter