1925: Modern Comedian

Show Notes

• — Whoops: Subhah Agarwal, who is not English billiards player and coach Subhash Agarwal, is in studio
• — She’s Studying Microbiology!: Subhah does 24 to 26 stand-up spots per week, and, when she performed while living at home, she lied to her parents by telling them she was going to parties
• — Culture Shock: Keith helps Subhah realize that softly and creepily touching arms is an Indian thing and not just a Subhah thing
• — You’re Not A Whore: Chemda and Subhah share stories of their immigrant parents and how they dealt with their daughters’ respective sexualities
• — Locks Of Guilt: Subhah donates her hair because her adolescence instilled her with a sense of having to give back
• — Shy LaBeouf: Shia LaBeouf has taken to wearing paper bags with I AM NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE written on them over his head on red carpets as non-famous people are known to do
• — Football Talk: Michael Sam, a football player about to be drafted into the NFL, has come out as homosexual. He will be the first gay NFL player out of the closet.
• — WE’RE #6!: The United States has fallen to 6th place in the 2014 Sochi Olympics standings
• — That’s So Fun: The teacher of a suicide bombing class accidentally detonated a bomb in class
• — My Name Is South Korea: South Korea drinks the most hard liquor of any country, with each South Korean drinking an average of 11.2 shots per week
• — RIP Trayvon: The George Zimmerman-DMX boxing match has been cancelled because its promoter was getting death threats; a new promoter has taken over and promises a much bloodier fight with Zimmerman and a bigger celebrity
• — Off Their Rockers: Betty White guest stars on WWE Raw, and John Cena is the most-liked Facebook athlete in the world
• — Hit The Brakes: Toyota is recalling more than 2 million of its vehicles because of a software glitch that causes the cars to suddenly stop
• — Dirty Money: A NYC sanitation worker, who has been working for 24 years and making over $73,000 a year, was forced to resign because he accepted a $20 tip