1926: We’re Not in Kansas Anymore

Show Notes

• — Why Not?: Ted Alexandro, who weighs in on the Woody Allen debate, is in studio
• — We’re #5!: The United States has risen to 5th place in the 2014 Sochi Olympics standings
• — The Help 2: The Gays: Russia has enacted an anti-gay adoption ban, and the Kansas House of Representatives approved a gay-straight segregation bill
• — The Simpler Life: Ted talks about how he changed his life in connection with the Occupy Wall Street protests
• — Touchdown: Dale Hansen, a local Dallas sportscaster, puts the Michael Sam homophobia in perspective
• — A Class Act: Derek Jeter, who had sexual intercourse with Cameron Diaz, is retiring from baseball
• — Bump Uglies: Barbie will be appearing in the upcoming Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
• — Anatomy Lesson: Zookeepers in Denmark slaughtered a healthy giraffe and hacked it up for meat in front of children because they feared potential inbreeding
• — 1984: The NYPD is outfitting its officers with Google Glass, allowing cops to instantly see anyone’s arrest record, mug shot, and life story
• — Drunky Romano: Chris Kattan has been charged with a DUI after crashing into a construction truck on the freeway