1978: What Are You Doing Right Now?

Show Notes

• — Small, Dork, And Handsome: Myq Kaplan, whose latest special is now available on Netflix, is in studio
• — Next Time: Myq took DMT
• — Healthy: Myq is friends with most of his ex-partners, which comes as a surprise to Keith
• — But You Were In The Bathroom!: Keith’s wife called a chiropractor’s office and received a very unprofessional voicemail message from an angry ex-girlfriend
• — He’s An Adult: Danny Hatch came to work with giant hickeys on his neck
• — Isn't That Everyone?: There’s a preventative pill for the HIV virus that will cut chances of getting the infection by 90%
• — Toeing The Line: A man posed as a podiatry student in a North Carolina Wal-Mart so he could suck on women’s toes
• — Multiple Shots: A police officer is challenging his dismissal from the force after he shot a 93-year-old woman to death; a 12-year-old boy accidentally shot his 14-year-old sister in the stomach
• — Cut Out The Middleman: Thieves robbed a gas station in Philadelphia and then decided to tie up the clerk and sell the gas themselves
• — Real Steal: A man with the vanity license plate S2OLUN led to the discovery of his stolen-car ring
• — Hope It Was Worth It: The hotel employee who sold the surveillance footage of Solange beating up Jay-Z in an elevator to TMZ has been fired