2065: Designing Woman

Show Notes

• — She Gets Down: Betsy Helmuth, who is both lovely and gritty, is in studio
• — The Bar Whisperer: Betsy worked at a dive bar owned by Coyote Ugly’s owner where she and her breasts hosted Seinfeld trivia, partook in body shots, and learned how to be tough
• — Pre-Meth Lab: Betsy grew up in a trailer park her father owned in Missouri, and Keith and Chemda don’t understand why trailers get a bad rap
• — Odd Marketing Strategy: Betsy’s new interior design book was just released, but she’s urging everyone not to buy it because her publishers released the book with numerous errors
• — 3.5 Out Of 10: Betsy points out some interior design flaws she sees in KATG’s studio set-up
• — 2 Weeks Notice: Betsy takes Chemda to task for her hoarding ways while revealing that even she married a hoarder
• — Life On The D List: Betsy talks about how reality shows got her interested in her current career and which celebrity homes she's fixed up
• — 7th Hell: According to his ex-wife, Stephen Collins admitted he would have had oral sex with his own child if she had given birth to a son and not a daughter. 21% of KATG's audience was also molested by Stephen Collins.
• — Going, Going, Still Going...: Keith saw the film Gone Girl. Place your bets.
• — Oh He's Got Twins Alright: Joe Francis gave birth to a pair of baby girls in Mexico
• — All Cute Dogs Go To Heaven: Before she was booked on the Today Show, Betsy submitted her dog for its cutest dog contest. The dog didn't win, and then he died.