Show Notes

• — Materials: It's Cat's birthday. Did he play it right?
• — Pay To Play: Listener Bernadette wants to be on the show
• — Less Than: Gary Gulman appeared on Tourgasm as the guy who didn't like having his ass grabbed
• — My Mother Saved Me: Gary describes his upbringing from headbutt fights to college football
• — A Monster Like You: Being over six feet tall is dangerous and painful
• — Making Conversation: Gary's dad is a square with one leg and diabetes
• — Army Men: Gary's childhood friend Billy was the best boyfriend he didn't know he had
• — You Hate Each Other: Gary hasn't talked to his older brothers in five years
• — Feelings: Chemda and Lauren had Thanksgiving at their place and made everyone feel super gay
• — How To Make Vegetables Fun: Gary is 75% vegetarian. Chemda ponders the perspective of livestock.
• — God-Fearing: Angus T. Jones, the fat kid from Two and a Half Men, is protesting the show as un-Christian filth
• — Beat It: Chris Brown quit Twitter again after getting in a fight with comedian Jenny Johnson. Sweden got in on the fun.
• — Peanut Butter: Puck from The Real World is in jail for stalking