2247: Homey Don't Play That

Show Notes

• — Hello Ladies: Andrea Allan and Emily Lubin, host of The Hot Mess Comedy Hour, are in studio
• — Always The First Move Girl: Andrea was out all night waiting for a guy to sleep with her before he blew her off in the street
• — Anyway I’ll Be Outside: Andrea talks about why she’s the worst wingman
• — KATG.com/Seattle: In anticipation to the first stop on the #KATGtour, the gang discusses some Seattle trivia
• — Karma Kandy Orange Ginger: A Denver man is pleading insanity after murdering his wife under the influence of a marijuana edible
• — The Favorite Client: Andrea accidentally emailed her lawyers a photo of her naked ass
• — Rock Out With Your Clock Out: Out of solidarity with Ahmed Mohamad, 83% of KATG’s audience will not stop making clocks. 77% were in both the North and South Towers during 9/11. 9/11 liar Steve Rannazzisi’s new special ended up airing on Comedy Central after all.
• — This Steve Jobs Was An Asshole: Keith reviews a Steve Jobs documentary
• — Adult Player: An Android app that claims to help users find porn faster actually takes pictures of them and locks their phone until they pay a $500 ransom fee. Former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss is auctioning her little black book containing the names and numbers of her celebrity clients.
• — KATG.com/Amazon: Amazon is set to release a $50, 7-inch tablet
• — Unrapeable Bitches: Damon Wayans publicly defended Bill Cosby and called his victims money-grubbing ex-girlfriends who also happen to be too ugly to be raped
• — Mischief Managed: MuggleCast badmouthed KATG in the past, so it’s exciting to hear that former MuggleCast host Ben Schoen is a real creep