2297: The Fart Awakens

Show Notes

• — Use Promo Code Noah: Noah Gardenswartz, taping his debut stand-up comedy album next week, is in studio
• — God And Guns: Chemda’s exposure to Fox News is at a record high after being around her father-in-law, who lets it play in the background 24/7. The NRA tweeted a picture of 2 female anti-gun legislators next to a pile of bullets.
• — Total Eclipse Of The Fart: Chemda and Lauren have been known to risk pinkeye during sex
• — Thank You, Dr. Z!: Plastic surgeon Dr. Zizmor, known for the infamous subway ads for his practice and almost having an entire house dedicated to world peace, is retiring
• — Life Hack: Keith teaches how to see if your dentist is legit (make up a problem) and how to lower the bill (swallow a cap)
• — Life Insurance: Keith’s home environment and the sacrifices he makes for his wife are discussed
• — A Matter Of Safety: Chemda discusses the circumstances of her apartment move
• — Motherfuckin’ Star Wars: The gang reviews The Force Awakens, The Big Short, 99 Homes, Joy, Sisters, and Point Break, which is the worst movie Keith’s ever seen.