2388: What Are You?

Show Notes

• — Joel On The Show: Joel Kim Booster, writer for Billy on the Street, is in studio
• — What Time Is It?: Joel discusses the various times he’s performed in public places around NYC and the gang debates whether or not subway performers are annoying
• — Cock Asian: Joel, who was adopted from his native South Korea by a Midwestern white couple when he was 3 months old, knew he was gay before he learned he was Asian
• — When Joel Met Central Park: Joel has a joke about being single for 8 years, but his streak and heart were recently broken after he fell in love and was dumped on his lunch break by a new suitor
• — Very Exciting: Keith and Joel discuss Game of Thrones
• — Politics After Dark: Actor Wendell Pierce was arrested after assaulting a couple at 3 a.m. for being pro-Bernie Sanders
• — A Litany Of Excuses: Joel talks about how he got out of jury duty for a murder trial
• — Crappy Sex: A married man tried to solicit Joel for lovemaking from the next stall while he was in an airport bathroom
• — Evil Woman: A beautician with the same name as the one Ozzy Osbourne cheated on Sharon with has received multiple death threats online
• — Floyd The Barber: A completely shaved Floyd Mayweather gets a $1,000 haircut 2 to 3 times per week.
• — The Cosby Effect: Ever since Bill Cosby’s dozens of rape allegations and potential payouts to victims came to light, it’s become next to impossible for celebrities to get a good lawsuit insurance premium
• — AARPervert: When asked why so many of his movies are about older men falling in love with much younger women, Woody Allen played the ‘deaf old man’ card. Susan Sarandon isn’t afraid to mince words about Woody, but all the mean talk about him makes Blake Lively sad.
• — Ignorance Is Not A Virtue: During his commencement speech at Rutgers University, Barack Obama called out Donald Trump's anti-intellectualism.