2408: Pics or It Didn't Happen

Show Notes

• — Sabotage: Michael Khalili, who was supposed to be on today’s show with his wife and business partner Marisela, is in studio
• — Top 5 Best Of Something: Cathryn is in a contest, and she could win a night in a castle or something. Help her out at BestSelf.co/Vote.
• — It’s Becoming Malware: Now that Microsoft has bought LinkedIn for $26,200,000,000, Michael exposes the software company's shady tactics
• — Computers Are Bullshit: Michael and Keith got into it while trying to fix the studio's sound quality. A scientist created a robot specifically designed to inflict pain to prove it could be done. Google scientists are working on an AI kill switch.
• — The Kid Stays In The Picture: Wendi Starling’s episode of My Name Is Keith is now available. Oh boy…
• — See You Later: An alligator attacked and killed a 2-year-old boy in Disney World
• — Vote Or Die: Omar Mateen’s wife helped him buy ammo and knew he was going to shoot up Orlando’s Pulse LGBT club, which she tried to talk him out of. 58% of the audience would have felt responsible if they had sold Omar’s guns to him. Michael debates gun control with Keith and Chemda and what can be done to change it.
• — There You Have It: Michael explains our country’s so-called 2-party system