2419: The Slap

Show Notes

• — Right Out The Gate: Ari Shaffir, host of Ari Shaffir’s Skeptic Tank, is in studio
• — You’re Not Representing Me: Ari doesn’t believe voting has been worth it for the past 25 years. Ari explains how corrupt the U.S. Government is.
• — Off-And-On Sober: Ari’s new podcast is a sports show he co-hosts with 2 alcoholics. Ari loves competition so much that he would watch a dart-throwing championship. A Swedish soccer player recently got a red card for deliberately farting.
• — Hee-Who: 63% of KATG’s fans can separate art from the artist.
• — Brown Jizz: Keith just discovered the Star Wars Holiday Special in all its VR porn glory
• — And She's Stealing A Stairway To Heaven: A judge has ruled that Led Zeppelin’s Stairway to Heaven did not steal the opening riff from Spirit’s Taurus, but there were some suspicious courtroom antics
• — Doggone: David Berkowitz, aka Son of Sam, was denied parole yet again
• — I Was Hitler’s Neighbor: A Jewish man who lived in Hitler’s neighborhood when he was a young boy is releasing a memoir about his experience. A kid Ari went to school with killed someone, cut him up, put him in an oven, and ran away to Israel.
• — Janets Of The World: Ari gives his thoughts on such drugs as weed, cocaine, ayahuasca, mushrooms, and 22-year-olds
• — Rars And The Rear Girl: A Japanese father has become so fed up with human relationships that he’s going all-in with his lifelike rubber sex doll
• — Secret Of The Ooze: Actress Stephanie March found out the hard way that she was allergic to her silicon breast implants. Ari accidentally squeezed a woman’s own breast milk into her face while they were having sex.
• — Not Constantinople: 41 people were killed by suicide bombers in Ataturk airport in Istanbul
• — I Just Got Hard: Ari’s choking policy and Chemda’s slap