2453: Life in the Fast Lane

Show Notes

• — Goddamn Whistle Tones: Matteo Lane, with the voice of an angel, is in studio
• — Baby Wheelchairs: Matteo recently moved to Manhattan’s Upper East Side
• — The Wizard Of OZ: The gang tackles the topic of television censorship
• — Gay Voice: Matteo knows he sounds gay, and he doesn’t need politically correct comedy show audiences to not laugh at his jokes about it
• — No Meth: Matteo talks about the time he got booed off the stage at an AIDS festival
• — Masc Top: Matteo delivers his State of the Gay Union address
• — Bindi’s Adventures: Matteo hates child actors
• — A Real Jazzer: Liza Minnelli checks in
• — The Dina Trap: Matteo got to interview a heavily medicated Dina Lohan on the red carpet
• — Jeffrey’s Girl: Matteo gives his thoughts on Ina Garten, her husband, and Paula Deen
• — I Know, We Won: Keith shares a heartwarming story from the Women’s 5K race.
• — Face Off: A college student stabbed a middle-aged couple he didn’t know to death and was in the process of eating the male victim’s face when he was arrested
• — Three In One: Matteo has a lover he would marry if not for his too-big dick