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3994: Prayers for the Melancholy w/ Shahrum & Heather, Robert Alvarez, Brother Love, Katharine Heller, and Newsy

New Madden! New VR mini golf course! And the games never stop!!! On this final Robert Alvarez re-listen, we also check in with co-guests Rockstar Brother Love, “HellKat” Katharine Heller, and Bad Boy Newsy thanks to listener-producers Shahrum & Heather, who cast this very episode. Before the party begins, Keith shares his thoughts on Father Malley using ChatGPT, Trump’s Sunshine Protection Act, a Shake Shack employee robbing his own Shake Shack before returning to work, and the upcoming boys’ weekend featuring guns, breasts, roller coasters, and Mötley Crüe I mean Tesla and Extreme. On with the show. August 15, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — Keith’s new “Ouija” board
  • — Father Malley, phone sex worker
  • — Madden NFL 27 and gaslighting through ChatGPT feat. Father Malley
  • — Keith prepares for Boys’ Night
  • — The different ways listeners check on Keith’s mental health
  • — Rapist President Trump hears you and will pass The Sunshine Protection Act
  • — Shake Shack employee calls in sick, robs his Shake Shake the same day at gunpoint, returns to work two days later
  • — The REAL 2026-27 Pittsburgh Steelers are 1 for 1(!!!)
  • — Robert Alvarez’s 39 psychic guides
  • — Discovering Wordle and people-pleasing A.I.
  • — Heather learns in real time that Robert Alvarez gave Shahram a previous reading regarding if he should ask for Heather’s hand in marriage
  • — The future of KATG and Chemda
  • — Brother Love adulting feat. Safe-T-Man and The Original Bagel Guillotine
  • — Keith finally (and eagerly) responds to a jury duty summons
  • — The movie Nyad and questioning if the world’s greatest athletes have all been abused
  • — Robert Alvarez on Craig Klein, Katharine Heller’s future Australian forever partner, the upcoming 2024 presidential election, if Newsy should go into construction, the title of the TV show The Bear, and if Heather should pursue her art offerings vs. her corporate day job

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The KATG Cruise Day #1: Karaoke
The KATG Cruise Day #1: Karaoke
feat. Rise of the Melancholy Empire
feat. Rise of the Melancholy Empire
I KNEW IT!
I KNEW IT!
Simply splendid!
Simply splendid!
Not too shabby ...
Not too shabby ...



On Day #1?! [shrug.jpg]
On Day #1?! [shrug.jpg]
The Party Fridge
The Party Fridge



Keith's new "Ouija" board
Keith's new "Ouija" board
Keondre Simmons, 33, (ex-)Shake Shack employee
Keondre Simmons, 33, (ex-)Shake Shack employee
The Kobe 6 All-Star 3D Hollywood
The Kobe 6 All-Star 3D Hollywood
Game #1 (too easy)
Game #1 (too easy)




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