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View Poll Results: Whose side were you on regarding the couples' "rift?"
Keith 35 44.87%
Peter 43 55.13%
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Old 07-23-2013, 05:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
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1816: Carlos Danger

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Old 07-23-2013, 10:51 PM   #2 (permalink)
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George Zimmerman saved four lives but can't save their souls.

The monetary system is messed up. It is rare for an average person to be able to make/save enough money to level up.

The reason why I watch lesbian porn is because there are no dicks. Yes I'm aware God is watching me watch porn and we're working on the problem.

I think sex is more involved for women because a man is putting his penis into her which makes her more submissive. Am I right ladies?

Wouldn't it be funny if someone took Rev. Jen's book to church by mistake.

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Old 07-24-2013, 01:04 AM   #3 (permalink)
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How are you working on not watching porn?
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How are you working on not watching porn?
As soon as he's jizzed enough on his keyboard and monitor he won't be able to see it. Problem worked on.
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I just went for a piss and almost passed out from the smell. It was dark yellow and I'm pretty sure it could see it eating away the porcelain before I flushed.

Anyone who is able to drink their piss is not to be trusted.
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Old 07-24-2013, 05:48 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Me too Scumhook. No fucking thanks. As for the poll; I voted Peter. Seeing as how no one mentioned the poll...I guess I'll start.

I can't go too much into it because I'll get banned. So I think I can stick to one portion.

Eitherway, Peter also sucks at trying to explain a situation that's for damn sure. I was confused like three fucking times. Assuming there is no hyperbole or apprehension (he did specifically say he wouldn't say certain things on the show so why not this too?) it does look like an honest mistake. Convenient sure. Too convenient probly lol.

All I have to add is this. Something not mentioned on Peter's behalf is this one thing. Whether he used the show as some sort of platform for his big question or not...He did help with the Petre (spelling?) search, been buddies with the show/hosts since, a guest, and even invited the other half of the show's parental unit...If ya get that meaning. (Chemda and Lauren) Based on all this, I fail to see why he would suddenly with malice (because that would HAVE to be what it is, no?) purposefully be so exclusive.

Why do all of this for the show, only to exclude the other parental half of the KATG family and their significant other no less?

Just adding something to the discussion. Take it for what it's worth. Hopefully it will all blow over and Keith can make Peter buy him a lobster roll or something and it will all be peachy keen. But WTF do I know. I would blow off almost anyone's wedding, birthday, and most holidays. I don't grasp what the words "important day" means. I'm a piece of shit.
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Old 07-24-2013, 06:01 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Of course it's not with malice, you silly goose. It's just a few things in a row that put me in an awkward place.
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Of course it's not with malice, you silly goose. It's just a few things in a row that put me in an awkward place.
Which is totally understandable. Awkward? You weren't even a little offended? Or atleast feeling such? See I'm a fucking weirdo. I'd be like okay, bye? But Kat seemed angry as fuck according to you. Which if my girlfriend felt that way. I think I would feel like now I have to do something to fix it.
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It's just a few things in a row that put me in an awkward place.
Sounds like you need to work on your safe words.

"YELLOW TOMATO DELTA AAARRRKKAARRKKK AARRRKKK" means No.
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The reason why I watch lesbian porn is because there are no dicks. Yes I'm aware God is watching me watch porn and we're working on the problem.
I know what it's like to struggle with Christian guilt. I know what it's like to "work" on dark desires, so I understand where you're at.


My question:
How to you reconcile your gay porn viewing with the Bible's explicit denouncement of homosexuality? Surely watching straight porn would be less of a sin?
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