Oh Mandy...

Keith · 03-24-2016, 06:39 AM

Trump Is Tearing My Marriage Apart -- The Cut

The article is great, but the comments are even better.

Sparrow · 03-24-2016, 10:35 AM

yeah, but her next article is lessons on how to have a marriage, soooo, i think she knows what she's talking about.

Lesson No. 1: Trust no one. Not even each other.

I’m Modeling My Marriage on Frank and Claire Underwood’s

Sparrow · 03-24-2016, 10:37 AM

this is my new favorite thing. i'm gross.

Keith · 03-24-2016, 10:48 AM

I couldn't get back to sleep.

These articles are something people should be writing to HER to show her that her relationship is insanity, but she's writing it herself!

Do you think when they implode she'll look back at these articles and think, "Jesus Christ... What was wrong with me?"

That should be a fun trite article.

I LOVE THESE! Keep 'em coming!

Sparrow · 03-24-2016, 12:38 PM

he's managed to convince her his verbal abuse is emotional honesty. but, damn, she seems like the kind who was ready to believe it and excuse away being abused as love anyway. this is all very sad. and a cry for help. #SaveMandy

Keith · 03-24-2016, 01:39 PM

They're both flat out pieces of shits. I want to watch the fireworks when they break up, and I love watching them now together.

I'm so torn!

memecherry · 03-24-2016, 02:03 PM

This comment from a reader made my day:

Dear editor/s of The Cut,

Why are we being subjected to this deluge of bullshit served on a bed of tripe? Your readers deserve better than to be used as a platform for the validation of some immature 40something's insecurities about her douchey husband.

Also, serious question: is mentioning the husband's name a condition for every article, I mean do you only pay her if the name 'Pat Dixon' appears in full at least once in each piece she writes? Because that's how it's starting to look. .

Keith · 03-24-2016, 03:21 PM

Just so you know, you can't possibly be reading correctly.

memecherry · 03-24-2016, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sparrow

yeah, but her next article is lessons on how to have a marriage, soooo, i think she knows what she's talking about.

Lesson No. 1: Trust no one. Not even each other.

I’m Modeling My Marriage on Frank and Claire Underwood’s

THIS:

Lesson No. 1: Trust no one. Not even each other.

I say we start taking bets on how much longer till they implode...

Sparrow · 03-24-2016, 03:33 PM

but, see, they found an enemy to embrace over: Keith. i feel like hiring a PI was something she did at 3 AM after a House of Cards binge. then he called her a Good Girl and allowed her to blow him.

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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,545	I couldn't get back to sleep. These articles are something people should be writing to HER to show her that her relationship is insanity, but she's writing it herself! Do you think when they implode she'll look back at these articles and think, "Jesus Christ... What was wrong with me?" That should be a fun trite article. I LOVE THESE! Keep 'em coming! memecherry, panicBoy, littlp and 1 others like this. Last edited by Keith; 03-24-2016 at 11:35 AM.
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