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Old 02-07-2009, 03:40 AM   #111 (permalink)
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Does a sex dream about a sister count? Because i've had one or two of them as well.
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Old 09-08-2010, 12:17 PM   #112 (permalink)
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This needs revival, guys. Have at it.
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Old 09-08-2010, 12:44 PM   #113 (permalink)
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I think it was in the 24 hour marathon, but I believe Keith said something, and I'm paraphrasing, like "I've masturbated to all kinds of weird stuff like anime".

What's so weird about that?
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Old 09-08-2010, 01:13 PM   #114 (permalink)
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I think it was in the 24 hour marathon, but I believe Keith said something, and I'm paraphrasing, like "I've masturbated to all kinds of weird stuff like anime".

What's so weird about that?
When I was 11 I wanted to rent a video tape of an anime series, there was some kind of mistake at the video production company and instead of neon genesis evangelion episode 1 the reel inside of the casset was switched with some of that crazy anime hentai porn.

And it was not pleasant, tentacles and girls getting ripped in half with blood and guts and everything spilling out.
WTF Japan.

Not the nicest way to be introduced to pornography.
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Old 09-08-2010, 03:56 PM   #115 (permalink)
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um, i guess for me it'd have to be one of my best friend's husband...wait...no...an mmf with my hubs and his brother. yeah.

...no...wait...a porno with a little person in an elf suit. yep. that's my weirdest.
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Old 09-08-2010, 04:02 PM   #116 (permalink)
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Some pretty dirty, hellacious stuff.
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Old 09-08-2010, 05:31 PM   #117 (permalink)
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Porn is actually the thing that helped me let go of my childhood immature homophobia.

I think of some of the filthy, disgusting, down right unforgivable stuff I have pleasured myself too.

and then I figure who the hell am I to throw stones about what gets somebody off.
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Old 09-08-2010, 07:31 PM   #118 (permalink)
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you ... and it was horrible
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