Show Notes

• — Alt: Rev. Jen and Faceboy wrote an article on how to celebrate Christmas the Lower East Side way
• — Economy Pack: Faceboy gave Rev. Jen 500 free NYC condoms and she has three left
• — Look At This: Faceboy got Keith his favorite chocolate as a belated Christmas present, meanwhile Keith has been re-gifting Faceboy's previous presents
• — I Have Genitals Too: Keith wants a soft patch in all underwear after accidentally wearing panties as a kid
• — Now Now: Siri has trouble understanding Keith and his needs
• — Champion: Keith lost all his game saves in the iPhone upgrade and refuses to start over
• — IKEA: A broker made Keith hate an apartment by hyping it up
• — Worth It: Rev Jen got the lease to a rent-controlled apartment in Manhattan because her old roommate beat her up
• — Quirky: Faceboy and Punk'n are considering excavating his mother's hoard and moving in with her just so they can live in Manhattan
• — Huddled Masses: Keith met a broker that he likes, but she took him to an apartment that was still lived-in and filthy
• — Just In Case: Jay Z's and Beyonce's hospital room had four flat screen TVs and a kitchenette
• — Down To Earth: Among other ridiculous child names, Puck from The Real World named his kid Bogart Che Peyote, and Sylvester Stallone named his kid Sage Moonblood
• — Tears Or Tits: Rev. Jen had a three-way that ended with the guest crying
• — Unbecoming: U.S. Marines pissed on dead Taliban soldiers on video