1055: Never Have I Ever

Show Notes

• — Scientology Insider: I thought it was just a Hollywood hoax, but 2 or 3 people wrote in so it must be real
• — Newsy Has A Boyfriend: I am an advanced gay, I'm beyond all that sexual stuff.
• — Cologne For Balls: How about we all put some deodorant on now, yay!
• — SHITE.com: You're okay with keeping it and you're okay with $50,000
• — Unpacking: He catches his roommate running from one room to another naked, he had to jerk off the first hour he moved in
• — Your Drunk Friends: I trust you, you DO drive better when you're drunk
• — Foxy Young Thang: Judges want to fuck young girls, juries want to fuck young girls, everyone wants to fuck young girls. Case closed.
• — Casual Arch Nemeses: Intern Mike is a clueless moron, he doesn't know dick about sports
• — Couple's Night: Sometimes someone in the other couple says shut up, then the other one says, Don't ever tell me to shut up, then I say, Would you like some coffee?
• — The Hot Dog Eating Contest: I know many Ethiopians that would kill to be you both... or eat you both
• — Ask Sick Dina: Gnarcing on a drunk-driving soccer mom; It only counts if you have to show up somewhere to work with sleeves
• — Jaw Dropping Art: Elvis is going to have all of us autograph his arm for his next tattoo
• — Extorting David Letterman: You can't be a boss and be fucking your co-workers because maybe they don't really want to fuck you
• — Slapped Gay: Spanking makes kids dumber or maybe dumb kids get spanked more
• — The Sect Test: Have you ever ordered or committed genocide? Have you ever been a pervert? Have you ever killed the wrong person?