1237: Bad Egg

Show Notes

• — Facebook: Lauren and Chemda change their relationship status
• — Places: A new app on Facebook tracks the locations of all your friends
• — The Share Trap: A new Facebook app scam steals your personal information and charges $5 a week to your cell phone bill
• — Upright Citizens: A rich man with a Mercedes Benz pretends to be a homeless man in front of Lauren's work
• — Sad Borat: Lauren pretends to be a homeless woman on a train for an acting gig and makes bank
• — Bum-Stink: Real homeless people spread their scent in train carts
• — T-Shirts.com: The web domain has been sold for $2.6 million
• — Growing Pains: A 12-year-old girl was arrested for selling crack in a drug bust
• — No More Eggs: 380 million salmonella-contaminated eggs have been recalled
• — The Jet Blue Hero: A steward is fed up with a customer, quits, grabs two beers, and jumps out the plane's emergency exit slide
• — Not Guilty: The bouquet bandit is refusing a deal of 7 to 14 years in prison after being obviously guilty of robbing 4 banks
• — Back Scoop: Heidi Montag's plastic surgeon dies and all his Franken-patients have a candlelight vigil in his honor
• — Bed Bugs Attack: The creepy crawlers are spreading to major magazines and movie theaters
• — Bleach Eyes: Lauren splashes bleach in her eyes and goes blind, but remains calm
• — Cake Law: The cakes on competitive cake shows do not get eaten, they get thrown away immediately
• — MyqDonalds: Myq's math on the percentage of people who work in the fast food industry was incorrect
• — The Polls: Dane Cook is a joke thief; Bloody Mary is stupid; People shouldn’t talk to strangers at malls; No one cares about Steven Tyler on American Idol; Daniel Radcliffe is gay
• — Back At The Shore: Ronnie is creeping behind Sammi Sweehearts back. All the guidettes know except her. Uh-oh!
• — Be Into It: Wyclef Jean is not on the ballot to be the president of Haiti