Show Notes

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• — Josh Rodgers: Captain Mushface shows his love for KATG
• — Tears From Heaven: Elizabeth Taylor is dead. This is notable because she was considered a great beauty during the pre-Jurassic period
• — Classified Ass: Jessica Delfino met her fiance through Craigslist
• — Open To Interpretation: Jessica's fiance isn't gay and they don't have an open relationship
• — Shit Happens: Jessica kind of hopes that her marriage works out, but who the hell knows? It's a crazy world!
• — Ending: Jessica used to be engaged to Kurt Metzger, but Kurt only proposed to save the relationship
• — Jew: Jessica's fiance got a really good deal on the engagement ring, but who the fuck knows what that means
• — It’s True: Keith has sex four times a day
• — Come To My Flat: Russell Brand doesn't like to think that marriage means no sex with other women FOREVER
• — We All Have: Keith had sex with a girl while his buddy was having sex with a girl in the same room
• — President Forever: The President of Guatemala is getting divorced from his wife so that she can succeed him when he dies
• — Old Fashioned: Keith isn't into open relationships anymore
• — Wow: You can fit a ton of things up your ass. You can fit even MORE into your vagina.
• — Date Movie: I know you aren't watching this movie. A guy's dick just got eaten off and you had no reaction.
• — Actresses and Haggis: People will do anything to be on TV, even if it causes them social or bodily harm
• — Sling Blade: Actors don’t give 100% to bad movies they're in
• — The E-E-E-E-nd: Keith thinks The King's Speech was too long and overwrought
• — Back Up: Nine people staged a three-car crash in order to collect the insurance money from their fake injuries