Show Notes

• — Irene: The hurricane in NYC caused subway shutdown, mandatory evacuation of lower parts of Manhattan, and, worst of all, Lauren’s last show of Ampersand was cancelled
• — Indecent People: Jessica Delfino got off one stop early and an MTA worker refused to let her back on the train. She tried to get the worker to be a human being.
• — Steal-A-Ride: Keith and his girlfriend steal rides on the subway (when the opportunity presents itself) and they don’t feel guilty at all, in fact they endorse it
• — Katrina: Stop naming hurricanes after women. Irenes, for example, have enough problems
• — Natural Disaster: Despite reports to the contrary, the recent earthquake caused a lot of damage to the Washington Monument
• — Space Diamond: A planet was found that was the remnants of a dead star that is made entirely of diamonds, Kim Kardashian is pleased
• — Bridezillas: If these bitches were smart they’d trick their fiancés into thinking they’re nice people right before the wedding to trap them into holy matrimony
• — TMI: Jessica’s fiancé doesn’t like her talking about personal stuff, meanwhile her vagina is “butterfly-esque, high and tight”
• — Well Roasted: Jessica was nervous about roasting Keith and Chemda because she likes them. Could have fooled them.
• — Superhero By Proxy: Jessica wouldn’t check Jani Lane’s dead body but she would definitely find someone who would
• — Back To Black: Amy Winehouse has the best-selling album of the 21st century
• — Indecent Exposure: Lenny Dykstra placed ads on Craigslist for housekeepers, then exposed himself to the women when they arrived
• — Tweet: Jessica is the musical version of Twitter
• — Dinner Party: Chemda and Lauren invite Keith and his girlfriend over so that Chemda can get to know his girlfriend better