1087: Paris Hilton for President

Show Notes

• — Sarah Palin Tuesday: She is very polarizing, she separates smart people from fucking idiots
• — 401-Keg: Based on the above the best financial option is to drink heavily and recycle
• — Taco Bell: 50 Cent sues Taco Bell for $4 million and wins secret amounts of money
• — Not A Crime: Those responsible for 9/11 plead 'not guilty' since they did it because of America's foreign policy
• — The Greatest: The U2 discovery is going horribly wrong, Zooropa might be the worse album of all time
• — Post Traumatic Video Games: Yo, I'm not 14, I'm 18, there's a big difference lol.I now understand your point of view, I am a rollie pollie fat fuck
• — Paula Dean Gets Hammed: Today we're going to cook with some butter, we'll start by putting a pat right here in my mouth
• — Tar Buildup: Cigarette smoke ruins your computer, so it probably ruins your body too
• — The Paralyzer: A man thought to be in a vegetative state could really see and hear for 23 years. How many itches did he have in that time?
• — Skilled Performer: If Chief Wiggum was black and it was the 70s, your impression would be great
• — Danny Has Feelings: Danny Lobell told me that you told him that nobody likes him, you made him insecure
• — Juvenile Delinquent: I pushed my Earth Science teacher onto the floor in 10th grade, but she tried to shove me out the door