1136: The Waste Monster

Show Notes

• — Everyone's A Wrestler: I can't get over the Edge won the Royal Rumble, he was supposed to be injured!
• — Recycling: I wrote the prayer on the back of an old version of our book, I won't feed The Waste Monster
• — The Good Life: It's expensive to eat healthy, I've tried everything short of diet and exercise
• — Feed The Pig: Keith never buys coffee, but he does get haircuts once a month, he is posh
• — Place Your Bets: I feel so bad that Keith was so retarded that he took my bet
• — KATG Bingo: Jesse turned into a church lady, he'd get mad at Haylie when she wouldn't concentrate on her BINGO card
• — Canadian Patriots: How do Canadians do in the special Olympics? They do the best it just so happens.
• — Save The Whales: It's the first killer whale that didn't underachieve You're not supposed to make something that kills jump through hoops
• — Poor Boner: Stabone's body was found dead after having killed himself, God needed a Boner
• — In Charlie Sheen News: His harem of crazy bitch ex-wives are going to testify against him
• — Roseanne's Beckys: I guess I couldn't understand how the dad really wanted to fuck Roseanne
• — Stress Test: You're an older guy, so they put you on a treadmill and tried to induce a heart attack
• — Half Men: Jon Cryer's wife is trying to kill him, imagine the women advice the fat little kid is getting from his co-hosts
• — Lover's Nut: She was a 27-year-old virgin waiting for the right guy at the right moment, your pussy is not that special
• — Stand-Up Submissions: Josh submits 800 times, but he sounds like a robot so none of it matters anyway; Muff with butt; Mom's tits; Smear the Queer; Internet Fishing; Jelly Fish Rape each other; Lonely Goldfish; Mr. Scooter The Funny returns