Show Notes

• The Smartest Fans: I think there is something wrong with your book cover. It looks like a dirty chalk board.
• Answers From The Smart Girl: We woke up at 6 in the morning. Please get the name of the book right.
• Cult Following: I needed this ten dollars to feed my new baby, I bought the book anyway
• Second Place: You're competing with your girlfriend. Are you rooting for her? How much of the way?
• April 15th: It takes more than eight minutes to write eight minutes of stand-up
• Spring Or Something: I went to take out the trash and it looks like something is going on outside
• It's A Tie: If you took all the Jesse people to one side of the room, and all the Pat people on the other side, you'd know which is which just by looking
• Where's The Punchline?: You're retarded, you're not funny, you're boring. Truth in comedy.
• Stand-Up Submissions: Angie's vagina age; Big Jim's genital wart
• 2 Fast 2 Precious: We bought all our faces, but none of us bought Precious', because she's toooo beautiful
• The Two Coreys: Even in your scripted fights, you still all actually hate each other
• Exploitation: The doctors could not believe Corey Haim was taking 85 pills a day, and that was just the Valium
• The Oscars: It's criminal how boring and self-indulgent these shows are
• Snowballing: Four Bronx buddies are arrested for throwing a snowball at a police officer. Can you believe it?!
• Head Hunters: A German man, whose wife was beheaded, demands his wife's head back