1419: POWER

Show Notes

• — The Best Place In The World: Jonathan Rhys-Meyers attempted suicide this week because he doesn’t live in America
• — Gifts: Faceboy buys Chemda food from her favorite restaurant, and Keith receives wisdom from the great Dalai Lama
• — Not Guilty: Heidi Jones didn’t get a trial, so now her lawyer is trying to out-lawyer the court systems
• — Nice Body: Donnie Wahlberg was great in Band of Brothers and very sexy in The Sixth Sense
• — Comedic Sense: Bad Teacher was good, but Cameron Diaz is a dummy dunce
• — Take My Side: Justin Timberlake is working for MySpace because they think he created Napster
• — Getting Away With It: Larry Crowne looks horrendous, but come on, it’s Tom Hanks
• — Armed Forces Radio: The robot threat is real. HUAR!
• — Sympathy: Keith’s DVR is broken so he calls Time Warner and gets a yappy salesman
• — Celebrity Rehab: Amy Fisher actually looks better with all of her plastic surgery, but she’s still nuts
• — Extreme Couponing: Watch people buy a ton of useless groceries simply because they are addicted to saving money
• — Regulation Obesity: Kobayashi held a protest against the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest, and Joey Chestnut is not pleased
• — Coney Island: The Mermaid parade will live on forever in our hearts, and probably in real life too
• — You Gonna Stand There?: Park workers in New York love their power
• — New York Moments: Keith's towel got stolen in Queens, Lauren and Chemda’s cooler got stolen in Fire Island, and Erin and Faceboy had a New York Moment
• — Palpable Irony: A guy protesting motorcycle helmet laws died from a crash where a helmet would have saved his life
• — Cold Case: A kid in Massachusetts was found dead in a public pool after being there for 58 hours
• — Gacy: Michele Bachmann is associating herself with serial killers in an attempt to win the Presidency
• — Code of Conduct: A Southwest Airlines pilot leaves his radio on by mistake and slanders homosexuals all over the airwaves
• — Giving It Up: Daniel Radcliffe is an alcoholic, and making Harry Potter bored him
• — I Fucked Up: Faceboy has anxiety about what he says on KATG
• — Decisions: Faceboy and Erin are not exclusive, but, if they move in together, that might have to change
• — The Smallest: Faceboy thinks he has a small penis, and Ass-To-Mouth is out of the question