1663: Eek Eek Eek

Show Notes

• — Five O'Clock Time: Lauren and Keith complain of the abuse they endure from their girlfriends
• — Self-Inflating: Chemda got a package of fun things for Keith including a bullhorn
• — Simon Didn't Say: The MTA is listing train delays on its website to further complicate white lies
• — Outstanding Balance: Citibank is the worst
• — Right In The Fuckin' Face: Today is National Punch Your Bully In The Face Day. Nick shares his childhood bully vengeance story.
• — Morally Superior: Listener Curt put together a list of Keith's faults to criticize his stance on Danny Bonaduce
• — Protestant Or Something: Keith wouldn't give up pork to spare the feelings of his hypothetical pet pig
• — I Would Never Eat You: A farmer was eaten by his pigs
• — Open Relationship: An Ohio State study found that coyotes don't cheat on each other
• — Undecided: The presidential debates are coming up
• — Fuck 'Em: An ad executive lost business after he gave up drinking
• — @jessejoyce: Seth MacFarlane is hosting the Oscars after his critically-acclaimed Emmys appearance
• — On The Cheap: The new MoviePass service allows subscribers to see movies in theaters at non-retarded prices