1728: You're Fat

Show Notes

• — Positivity: Kevin Barnett, who likes life and things like that, is in the studio.
• — Fatboy Barnett: Kevin thrives on hatred and is fine with you insulting him in almost every way
• — Fuck School, Cook Crack, Goodnight: Kevin recently had the worst set of his life at a college show, and he loved it
• — Silver Lining: Chemda wrote an article about her previous bad feelings toward Keith, and Keith proofread it for her
• — Interested?:  Keith got a letter from his dad, urging him to rejoin the Catholic Church in its time of need
• — Family Pride: Kevin can't share his success with his mother because she's very much against him pursuing comedy
• — Church and State: Pope Benedict XVI has a warrant out for his arrest for sheltering pedophiliac priests
• — The Miracle of Childbirth: Adam Brown is an expecting father and is nervous about the epidural for his wife; Keith will let Cat have an epidural as long as he gets one, too
• — Wedding Bells: Keith and Cat set the date for their wedding on Father's Day. Keith had a hard time deciding between Brother Love and Adam Brown for the position of Best Man
• — This Week in News: Keith, Chemda, and Kevin make light of the suffering of the Carnival Cruise ship passengers, the Russian meteor, and paraplegic murderer Oscar Pistorius
• — Five Down: Country singer and Celebrity Rehab star Mindy McCready killed herself, becoming the 5th Celebrity Rehab alumnus in 2 years to do so
• — Monster: The ugly Beyoncé pictures are taking off so much that they've crossed over into other artists, like Rihanna