1787: If Keith Was a Serial Killer

Show Notes

• — Rapist By Proxy: Pat Dixon, who's about to record the 100th episode of The New York City Crime Report, is in studio
• — Anthony Dick Joke: Newspapers are still going strong with the Anthony Weiner puns
• — Peena Dunham: Lena Dunham tweeted about peeing in two Starbucks bathrooms on Memorial Day and conservative America lost its collective mind
• — Just Kidding: Keith saw The Hangover Part III instead of peeing in Starbucks over Memorial Day weekend and loved it. Wait, what?
• — Ugly: People emailed Keith to have their attractiveness rated
• — Commedia Dell'OhBoy: Chemda saw a dry-run of Lauren's new play and the kissing scene was about as awkward as one could expect
• — Driving A Wedge: Pat is in love with the girl he's been seeing and has convinced her to jettison people in her life 'that needed to go' but doesn't know if he's ready for them to move in together
• — Mobility: Lauren lost his phone and has been tracking it and its thief all over the city via the Find My iPhone feature