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KATG 2236: Killer Show

with Catie Lazarus – Cathy Mitchell’s dumps; the story of Lazarus; Dubain father allows daughter to drown over religion; being a middle child; The Fat Jew; Jared Fogle and beastiality; Batman shooter receives 12 life sentences plus 3,318 years; ex-employee kills ex-news colleagues live on air; 16-year-old kills mother and holds a party; driving instructors August 27, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — So Culturally Aware: Catie Lazarus, who cares about how people pronounce Chemda’s name, is in studio
  • — The Best Dumps In Town: Keith’s friend Cathy Mitchell is not the same Cathy Mitchell that wrote a series of books about dump meals
  • — 100% Jewish: Keith explains the story of the Biblical Lazarus
  • — Du Bye: A woman in Dubai drowned after her father stopped lifeguards from saving her because he didn’t want her purity to be compromised by strange men touching her
  • — National Middle Child Day: Chemda and Catie both have an older and younger brother
  • — Money, Pizza, Respect: After being called out for joke-stealing, Josh ‘The Fat Jew’ Ostrovsky has been dropped by Seamless and Comedy Central. His book deal, however, still stands. Josh considers himself a performance artist who didn’t realize he was plagiarizing when he cropped the source out of the jokes he reposted.
  • — Borderline Immoral: The head of Jared Fogle’s nonprofit charity/child porn ring, who was also into beastiality, tried to kill himself in jail.
  • — Sure Locked Holmes: Batman shooter James Holmes has received 12 life sentences, one for each person he killed, plus an additional 3,318 years in prison
  • — Making Headlines: A disgruntled ex-employee of a news station murdered 2 of his former colleagues live on the air before releasing point-of-view footage of the shooting. He then killed himself.
  • — Stab Party: A 16-year-old who strangled his mother, stabbed her over 100 times with a butcher knife, and then threw a party in the same house will be in jail for 28 years. The gang discusses rehabilitation.
  • — Vehicular Man’s Laughter: Catie went to a comedy driving school to remove points from her license and wasn't allowed to graduate unless she laughed at her instructor’s terrible jokes

Guests

Catie LazarusCatie Lazarus

Pictures

Catie Lazarus
Catie Lazarus
Catie and Jon Stewart on Employee of the Month
Catie and Jon Stewart on Employee of the Month
The Body of Christ
The Body of Christ
Keith's friend Cathy Mitchell
Keith's friend Cathy Mitchell
Cathy Mitchell
Cathy Mitchell



Jane Austen
Jane Austen
Jesus and Lazarus
Jesus and Lazarus
Nazareth
Nazareth


Marion Barry
Marion Barry
Josh Ostrovsky
Josh Ostrovsky


Mara Wilson
Mara Wilson
Marnie the Dog
Marnie the Dog
Jared Fogle
Jared Fogle
Russell Taylor, executive director of The Fogle Foundation and connoisseur of child porn/beastiality
Russell Taylor, executive director of The Fogle Foundation and connoisseur of child porn/beastiality
Norm MacDonald as Colonel Sanders
Norm MacDonald as Colonel Sanders



Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
James Holmes
James Holmes

The Dress
The Dress

The shooting
The shooting
Live TV murderer Vester Lee Flanagan, aka Bryce Williams
Live TV murderer Vester Lee Flanagan, aka Bryce Williams
Alison Parker and Adam Ward, Bryce/Vester's victims
Alison Parker and Adam Ward, Bryce/Vester's victims
Virginia Tech shooter Seung-Hui Cho
Virginia Tech shooter Seung-Hui Cho
Charleston shooter Dylann Storm Roof
Charleston shooter Dylann Storm Roof
Kit Harington, the teen who killed his mom before throwing a house party
Kit Harington, the teen who killed his mom before throwing a house party

KATG 2235: Women's Equality Day

with Lenny Marcus and Big Mike Sangiamo – Lenny and Big Mike’s upcoming movie; Pittsburgh Steelers sign Michael Vick; Big Mike’s friend Jared Fogle; Curt Shilling’s offensive meme; Snooki, The Duggars, a porn star, and Ashley Madison; Tyga’s rap song about Kylie Jenner; 380-pound Big Mike to lose 180 pounds August 27, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — Livin’ The Dream: Lenny Marcus and Big Mike Sangiamo, one of whom is the most cheerful person Keith has ever met, are in studio
  • — The Walker: Lenny heard Big Mike on Keith and The Girl and knew he was perfect for a part in a new film
  • — National Dog Day: The Pittsburgh Steelers have signed ‘previous dog owner’ Michael Vick as a quarterback
  • — Subbing In: Big Mike, marketing consultant for Subway, was friends with Jared Fogle
  • — The Math Is Staggering When You Get To True Numbers: Curt Schilling was suspended by ESPN after sharing a meme that offensively compared extremist Muslims to Nazis
  • — All You Can Cheat: Lenny created an Ashley Madison profile back in the day. On her podcast, Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi called out Anna Duggar for not leaving her husband after he cheated on her before it was revealed that Snooki’s husband also had an Ashley Madison account. A porn star claims Josh Duggar had rough sex with her twice earlier this year.
  • — Thank You God Always: 25-year-old rapper Tyga released a song about having sex with his newly-18-year-old girlfriend Kylie Jenner
  • — The Go Running Speech: If Big Mike can get his weight down to under 200 pounds, Lenny will take him to a Super Bowl that features the NY Giants

Pictures

Lenny Marcus and Big Mike
Lenny Marcus and Big Mike
KATG.com/tour
KATG.com/tour

Michael Vick
Michael Vick
Hugsy Malone
Hugsy Malone
Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger
Whoopi Goldberg
Whoopi Goldberg
Jared Fogle
Jared Fogle


Big Mike's book
Big Mike's book
Flo
Flo
Curt Schilling
Curt Schilling

Colin Cowherd
Colin Cowherd
James Bond
James Bond
Ethan Hunt
Ethan Hunt

Anna and Josh Duggar
Anna and Josh Duggar
Jionni LaValle and Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi
Jionni LaValle and Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi
Danica Dillon, the porn star Josh Duggar allegedly had sex with
Danica Dillon, the porn star Josh Duggar allegedly had sex with
Kylie Jenner and Tyga
Kylie Jenner and Tyga
Chet Hanx
Chet Hanx

KATG 2234: America's Got Affairs

with Myq Kaplan and Kasey Holt – Myq’s name change; Myq’s girlfriend moves in; how America’s Got Talent edits; Ray DeVito’s missing roommate update; Myq’s America’s Got Talent sets dissected; group checks; peoples’ perception of polyamory; everyone is on Ashley Madison; ayahuasca August 26, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — Myq’s Got Talent: Myq Kaplan, of Last Comic Standing and America’s Got Talent, and his girlfriend Kasey Holt are in studio
  • — Pronundrum: Myq was considering changing the spelling of his name back to Mike, but he has since reconsidered
  • — You’re Both Still In Love: Myq and his girlfriend Kasey discuss the particulars of their open relationship now that Kasey has moved from Los Angeles to Brooklyn to move in with Myq
  • — Willfully Ignorant: Chemda and Kasey have the same amount of knowledge about pop culture, but at least Kasey doesn’t make you feel bad for caring about things
  • — It’s Still Anyone’s Game: Myq and Kasey talk about the way they and their relationship were portrayed on America’s Got Talent, of which Myq was unfortunately voted off
  • — Time Is Meaningful?: The gang has a discussion about Myq’s worldview and how people tend to perceive it
  • — Classic Ray: Ray DeVito calls in to conclude the saga of his missing roommate and clarify the story he told about not raping anyone and still getting yelled at
  • — No Kidding: The gang provides commentary for Myq’s America's Got Talent sets
  • — So-Called Friends: Group checks give 57% of KATG’s audience anxiety
  • — We’ll See: Myq’s family doesn’t know about Myq and Kasey’s relationship, and friends don’t understand it
  • — 37,000,000 Affairs And Counting: Myq is empathetic to the plight of the Ashley Madison users who were outed. There are only 3 zip codes in the entire country without a registered Ashley Madison user.
  • — Myq's Got Drugs: Myq talks about his most recent ayahuasca trip, which helped him process his time on America’s Got Talent

Pictures

Myq Kaplan and Kasey Holt
Myq Kaplan and Kasey Holt

Myka Fox
Myka Fox


Mission: Impossible's Ethan Hunt
Mission: Impossible's Ethan Hunt
James Bond's James Bond
James Bond's James Bond



Myq talking to Kasey on America's Got Talent
Myq talking to Kasey on America's Got Talent

Myq's America's Got Talent set
Myq's America's Got Talent set

Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Ray DeVito
Ray DeVito
Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
Zach Sherwin
Zach Sherwin
Christian Finnegan
Christian Finnegan

Ken Reid
Ken Reid

Josh Duggar
Josh Duggar
Nikolai, Alaksa
Nikolai, Alaksa
Perryville, Alaska
Perryville, Alaska
Polvadera, New Mexico
Polvadera, New Mexico
Dan Savage
Dan Savage

KATG 2233: Deez Nuts

with Lecy Goranson – Fantasy football, Chicago Bears DWI, Tom Brady support, and Pittsburgh Steelers Dad of the Year; Michael Jordan wins $8.9 million in lawsuit; Deez Nuts and Jeb Bush’s black hand; Morgan Freeman’s step-daughter’s deadly exorcism; NYC vs. topless women; Ashley Madison suicides; Mel Gibson attacks paparazzo; KKK member’s plan to radiate Muslims August 25, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — Our Little Secret: Lecy Goranson, the best Becky from Roseanne, is in studio
  • — Co-operation: Becky is in a web series about a group of tenants in a Manhattan apartment building
  • — Da Beers: Lecy won her first-ever season of fantasy football, but came in dead last the following year. Jeremiah Ratliff, formerly of Lecy’s beloved Chicago Bears, is suspended for the first 3 games of the season after being charged with DWI.
  • — Free Tom Brady: During a recent ‘tour’ of New England, Lecy was surprised to see how many Tom Brady supporters lived there. In her obituary, a New Hampshire woman requested donations to pay for Brady's legal fees and fines in lieu of flowers.
  • — I’m Sorry I’m Not Sorry: Pittsburgh Steelers linebacker James Harrison forced his children, of whom he is very proud, to return their school athletics participation trophies
  • — Team Jewel: Michael Jordan won an $8,900,000 lawsuit (for charity) against a now-defunct grocery chain that used his image to offer $2 discount coupons on steak in 2009, which ended up being used by just 2 people
  • — Deez Nuts 2016: Under a nom de plume, a 15-year-old boy from Iowa has entered the 2016 presidential race as an independent candidate, and he’s doing very well. Jeb Bush’s campaign released a flyer featuring a picture of Jeb with a black left hand.
  • — That’s So Dark: Morgan Freeman’s step-granddaughter was stabbed to death by her boyfriend, who was trying to perform a drug-induced exorcism on her
  • — Tit For Tat: After NYC mayor Bill de Blasio and police commissioner Bill Bratton started a task force to combat nude body-painted women in Times Square, a hundred topless women (and hundreds of clothed supporters) marched through the city in protest
  • — 37,000,000 Weddings And 2 Funerals: At least 2 of the 37,000,000 people who were outed in the Ashley Madison hack committed suicide following the announcement
  • — Smells Like Trouble: Mel Gibson is being investigated for verbally and physically attacking a female paparazzo. Lecy, who left Hollywood because of the constant paparazzi harassment, explains her paparazzi disdain.
  • — KKK-Ray: A Ku Klux Klan member is the first person to be arrested for trying to acquire a radiation weapon for mass destruction after planning to use x-ray radiation specifically to kill Muslims

Guests

Lecy GoransonLecy Goranson

Pictures

Lecy Goranson
Lecy Goranson
Roseanne's Beckys
Roseanne's Beckys

From Lecy's web series, Co-operation
From Lecy's web series, Co-operation

Jeremiah Ratliff
Jeremiah Ratliff

Eugene Mirman
Eugene Mirman
Tom Brady
Tom Brady

Bill Belichick
Bill Belichick
James Harrison
James Harrison
James' son's trophies
James' son's trophies
The Manning boys
The Manning boys
Michael Jordan's lawsuit-losing steak coupon
Michael Jordan's lawsuit-losing steak coupon
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Brady "Deez Nuts" Olson
Brady "Deez Nuts" Olson
The Dalai Lama
The Dalai Lama
John Kasich
John Kasich
Bernie Sanders
Bernie Sanders
Jeb Bush and his black hand
Jeb Bush and his black hand
E'Dina Hines and her step-grandfather Morgan Freeman
E'Dina Hines and her step-grandfather Morgan Freeman
Lamar Davenport, E'Dina's boyfriend/murderer
Lamar Davenport, E'Dina's boyfriend/murderer
Bill de Blasio
Bill de Blasio
NYPD commissioner Bill Bratton
NYPD commissioner Bill Bratton
Times Squares' topless panhandlers
Times Squares' topless panhandlers
NYC's topless women protesting
NYC's topless women protesting
Mel Gibson
Mel Gibson
Kristi Miller, the paparazzo Mel assaulted
Kristi Miller, the paparazzo Mel assaulted
Lecy singing Smells Like Teen Spirit
Lecy singing Smells Like Teen Spirit
TMZ's Harvey Levin
TMZ's Harvey Levin
Danny and Xerxes at Mountain Goats karaoke
Danny and Xerxes at Mountain Goats karaoke
Ku Klux Klansman and attempted x-ray murderer Glendon Scott Crawford
Ku Klux Klansman and attempted x-ray murderer Glendon Scott Crawford
Glendon's attempted x-ray murder accomplice Eric J. Feight
Glendon's attempted x-ray murder accomplice Eric J. Feight

KATG 2232: Shit Show

with Danny Hatch, Ray DeVito, Katharine Heller, and Lauren Hennessy – Dealing with group checks; Hitman: Agent 47; Jackie Martling calls in; 2 more Bill Cosby accusers; Newsy the prostitute; Ray’s missing roommate; Subway’s Jared Fogle arrested; Gene Simmons’ home raided for child porn; Josh Duggar maintained Ashley Madison accounts; defecating on a tour bus August 24, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — Friendship Ender: Keith and The Girl tour mates Danny Hatch, Ray DeVito, Katharine Heller, and Lauren Hennessy are in studio
  • — The Final Solution: Apparently other countries are much more sophisticated when it comes to splitting a group check at dinner than America
  • — Agent 7% On Rotten Tomatoes: Keith reviews Hitman: Agent 47
  • — Trigger Warning: Jackie Martling calls in with some fun jokes about death
  • — Good Grief: 2 more Bill Cosby rape accusers have come forward, bringing the total to over 50. Ray describes a scenario in which he didn’t rape anyone and was still called a jerk.
  • — Blow By Blow: Newsy, who is also coming on tour with KATG, calls in to discuss the sexy arrangement he has with other gentleman
  • — So You’re Saying There’s An Opening: Ray’s roommate has been missing for 5 days and Ray doesn’t know if he should be concerned
  • — Chicken Teri-Yucky: Jared Fogle had more than 159,000 text messages, 27,000 emails, 47,000 pictures, and 3,000 videos related to child porn and the sex he had with children. 45% of KATG’s audience believes Jared will kill himself within 1 year of incarceration. In 2009, a journalist tried to warn Subway, who claims they had no knowledge of Jared’s actions, after he made unsettling comments about middle-school-aged children. The LAPD raided Gene Simmons’ home for child porn.
  • — Bubble Bath For 2: Josh Duggar, former anti-gay marriage/family values lobbyist and sister-molester, maintained 2 paid Ashley Madison profiles from 2013 to 2015 to the tune of $986.76. In a statement, Josh apologized to his family and Jesus for letting them down and being addicted to pornography. Chemda calls for an end to religion and Lauren comes out as an atheist.
  • — Oh Shit: Chemda reiterates that there will be absolutely no pooping on the bus

Pictures

Katharine Heller, Lauren Hennessy, Danny Hatch, and Ray DeVito
Katharine Heller, Lauren Hennessy, Danny Hatch, and Ray DeVito
Paul F. Tompkins
Paul F. Tompkins
Jackie Martling
Jackie Martling
Newsy
Newsy
Jon Bon Jovi
Jon Bon Jovi
Jared Fogle
Jared Fogle

Rochelle Herman, the journalist who tried to warn Subway about Jared
Rochelle Herman, the journalist who tried to warn Subway about Jared
Gene Simmons
Gene Simmons
KISS
KISS
Gene Simmons' wife Shannon Tweed
Gene Simmons' wife Shannon Tweed
Josh and Anna Duggar
Josh and Anna Duggar
The Duggar clan
The Duggar clan

Megyn Kelly
Megyn Kelly
Aldo's Vistaprint cards
Aldo's Vistaprint cards

KATG 2231: Duck tha Police

with Pete Lee and Josh Wade – KATG.com/tour: Las Vegas; being roofied and blackout sex; standing up for yourself; divorce; Duck Dynasty and the controversial Phil Robertson; Straight Outta Compton's factual errors; Subway’s Jared Fogle pleads guilty to sex with minors and child pornography August 19, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — TV Party: Pete Lee, who has appeared on 2 episodes of As the World Turns and Josh Wade, senior consulting producer for Duck Dynasty, are in studio
  • — KATG.com/tour: The #KATGTour’s stop in Las Vegas has been announced
  • — I Am A Little Bitch And I’m Sorry For That: Pete was once roofied by a male waiter who wanted to have sex with him. Just like previous guest Wendi Starling, he doesn’t want to say his attacker’s name, though he will call out a comic who continually steals his good stand-up spots. When Josh was 8, his Polish immigrant next-door neighbors’ daughter sexually experimented with him (but only forced him to the first time).
  • — I Ended Up Rolling Up My Window: Pete stood up for himself when a rude Indian cab driver tried to sneak into his parking spot
  • — I Did Make The Decision On The Toilet: Pete and his ex-wife got divorced last July, and his new girlfriend is teaching him to be more assertive
  • — Hard Gainers: 30% of KATG’s audience has had blackout sex. Josh lost his virginity while in a blackout. Pete used to black out and do extreme acrobatics.
  • — Maybe Tone Down The Jesus Stuff: Josh discusses working at Duck Dynasty and gives his thoughts on star Phil Robertson's varied racist, homophobic, statutory rape, adulterous, and anti-atheist controversies
  • — 187 Your Head: The gang continues the discussion of Straight Outta Compton's factual errors
  • — Sweet Onion Child Teriyaki: Under the conditions of his plea deal, former Subway spokesman Jared Fogle will plead guilty to sex with minors and possession of child pornography

Pictures

Josh Wade and Pete Lee
Josh Wade and Pete Lee
The cast of Duck Dynasty
The cast of Duck Dynasty
The cast of Ice Holes
The cast of Ice Holes


Kyle Grooms
Kyle Grooms


Duck Dynasty patriarch Phil Robertson
Duck Dynasty patriarch Phil Robertson


Suge Knight
Suge Knight
Dr. Dre
Dr. Dre
Michel'le Toussaint
Michel'le Toussaint
Dee Barnes
Dee Barnes
Eazy-E
Eazy-E
DJ Yella
DJ Yella
Jared Fogle
Jared Fogle
Fogle Foundation executive director Russell Taylor
Fogle Foundation executive director Russell Taylor
Timothy McVeigh
Timothy McVeigh
That thing Timothy McVeigh did
That thing Timothy McVeigh did
Pete getting beat up by a woman
Pete getting beat up by a woman
Hugsy Malone and TheSelfJournal.com
Hugsy Malone and TheSelfJournal.com

KATG 2230: Wedding Daze

with Wendi Starling – (Dis)honesty in biopics and Straight Outta Compton; growing up in gang-ridden LA; Suge Knight’s odd comment on Eazy-E’s AIDS; blacked out sex and wedding gang rape; bipolar disorder August 18, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — Not That Kind Of Cam Girl: Wendi Starling, host of a members-only live webcam comedy show, is in studio
  • — Make 'Em Fight New Kids On The Block: 81% of the audience agrees with Keith’s view regarding honesty in biopics, such as Straight Outta Compton. Wendi grew up and used to live in a rough part of Los Angeles where she constantly encountered gang violence. Suge Knight made a startling comment about Eazy-E being murdered with AIDS.
  • — #Homento: Wendi drinks to the point of blacking out a couple of times a month, but she's so good at it that nobody realizes. On occasion, she has sex in this state. After blacking out at her friend's wedding, she was gang raped by the groom's cousin and his friend.
  • — I Run Mostly Manic: Wendi has been diagnosed by multiple doctors as bipolar

Pictures

Wendi Starling
Wendi Starling
Justy Dodge
Justy Dodge
Myq Kaplan
Myq Kaplan


Mortal Kombat
Mortal Kombat
Jess Wood
Jess Wood
Suge Knight and Jimmy Kimmel
Suge Knight and Jimmy Kimmel
Cecil the Lion and his killer, Walter Palmer
Cecil the Lion and his killer, Walter Palmer
Eazy-E
Eazy-E

Cactus fruit
Cactus fruit
X-Men's Porcupine
X-Men's Porcupine
Israel
Israel
Dave Coulier
Dave Coulier

KATG 2229: Straight Outta Compton

with Justy Dodge and Farah Brook - KISS ME NYC and PDA NYC; self-harm with razors and erasers; Straight Outta Compton biopic review; Michael Sam quits football August 17, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — Combative As Always: Justy Dodge and Farah Brook, who know what to expect with Keith, are in studio
  • — Tricked You, Here's My Tongue: Farah followed up her viral KISS ME NYC video with PDA NYC, the successes of which seem to embarrass her
  • — Pink Slip: Instead of cutting herself, Justy has taken to scraping her skin with erasers, but her 'slips' are few and far between these days
  • — Neighbors With Attitude: Keith reviews the nation's #1 movie, N.W.A.'s two-and-a-half-hour biopic Straight Outta Compton. Farah did not enjoy the Backstreet Boys documentary.
  • — He Can't Even Be Good In Canada: Michael Sam quit football because it's too taxing on his mental health

Pictures

Chemda, Justy Dodge, and Farah Brook
Chemda, Justy Dodge, and Farah Brook
KATG.com/tour
KATG.com/tour
KISS ME NYC
KISS ME NYC
PDA NYC
PDA NYC
Prism Horizons
Prism Horizons
Justy's stolen joke meme
Justy's stolen joke meme


Dr. Dre
Dr. Dre
Ice Cube
Ice Cube
Ice Cube's son O'Shea Jackson Jr.
Ice Cube's son O'Shea Jackson Jr.
Eazy-E
Eazy-E
MC Ren
MC Ren
DJ Yella
DJ Yella
Lenny Bruce
Lenny Bruce

Serena and Venus Williams
Serena and Venus Williams


Suge Knight
Suge Knight
Tupac Shakur
Tupac Shakur
Snoop Dogg
Snoop Dogg



Aerosmith
Aerosmith


Beats by Dre
Beats by Dre
Michael Sam
Michael Sam


Eminem and Mariah Carey
Eminem and Mariah Carey


Suffragette
Suffragette
Aldo's Vistaprint card
Aldo's Vistaprint card
Marcia Belsky
Marcia Belsky

KATG 2228: Bitches and Hos

with Evan Kaufman and Rebecca Vigil – An improvised musical based on your love life; Ice Cube clarifies N.W.A.’s misogyny and Dr. Dre says he’s paid for his “mistakes”; NY Post reporter sincerely(?) praises McDonald’s; #KATGtour and bus-pooping rules; the plight of being tall; 3 new Cosby accusers; Donald Sterling now says his leaked tapes were faked; working on a hidden camera show August 13, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — Improvised Love: Rebecca Vigil and Evan Kaufman, of the Libby-approved Fringe-festival show Your Love, Our Musical, are in studio
  • — Do You Masturbate To Him?: Evan, who has been with his fiancée for 5 years, is getting married in October. Keith asks if Rebecca is sad about the fact that a man she has chemistry pretend-falling in love with is taken.
  • — Punks And Cowards: In a new interview with Rolling Stone magazine to promote the Straight Outta Compton movie, Ice Cube clarifies N.W.A.’s misogyny. Dr. Dre acknowledged allegations against him (including that he physically assaulted a female journalist), which he claims are mistakes he has paid for.
  • — Real Beef Flavor: McDonald’s has a new gourmet burger-ordering computer kiosk, which a totally-not-paid off NY Post reporter absolutely McLoves
  • — KATG.com/tour: Tickets for the KATG Tour’s Las Vegas stop are coming very soon. There will be no drugs or poop allowed on the bus.
  • — You Watch My Head: Keith and Evan bond over being tall and bumping their heads into things
  • — 49 Victims: 3 more women have accused Bill Cosby of sexually abusing them, with claims ranging from Cosby sipping champagne out of one victim’s shoe before raping her and leaving her to wake up with semen on her back, to Cosby saying to one forced victim that she had been ‘blessed with semen, like holy water’
  • — Remix: Former LA Clippers owner Donald Sterling is suing his former mistress V. Stiviano and TMZ, claiming the tape she sent to them containing his racist hate speech was edited despite having already admitting that it wasn’t. He is also divorcing his wife Shelly, whom he claims never paid him his share of the $2,000,000,000 Clippers sale after having him declared mentally unfit.
  • — We Are Such An Evil People: Rebecca was on 2 episodes of a Food Network hidden camera show where she tried to ruin a 16 Handles employee’s day

Pictures

Rebecca Vigil and Evan Kaufman
Rebecca Vigil and Evan Kaufman



Ice Cube
Ice Cube
Dr. Dre
Dr. Dre
Dee Barnes, the reporter Dr. Dre assaulted
Dee Barnes, the reporter Dr. Dre assaulted
Chris Brown and Rihanna
Chris Brown and Rihanna
Rihanna after Chris made a mistake
Rihanna after Chris made a mistake
Michael Vick and one of the mistakes he made
Michael Vick and one of the mistakes he made

NY Post reporter/McDonald's shill Johnny Oleksinski
NY Post reporter/McDonald's shill Johnny Oleksinski
The McLobster
The McLobster
KATG.com/tour
KATG.com/tour
That's the Show with Danny guest Mara Wilson
That's the Show with Danny guest Mara Wilson
My Name Is Keith guest Marcia Belsky
My Name Is Keith guest Marcia Belsky
Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
Colleen Hughes, Linda Ridgeway, and Eden Tirl, Cosby's 3 latest victims (with attorney Gloria Alred, second from left)
Colleen Hughes, Linda Ridgeway, and Eden Tirl, Cosby's 3 latest victims (with attorney Gloria Alred, second from left)
Camille Cosby
Camille Cosby
The Princess Bride
The Princess Bride
Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Roman Polanski
Roman Polanski
Bill and Ennis Cosby
Bill and Ennis Cosby
Donald Sterling
Donald Sterling
V. Stiviano
V. Stiviano
Shelly Sterling
Shelly Sterling
Magic Johnson
Magic Johnson
Pete Rose
Pete Rose

KATG 2227: Ballers

with Nick Turner – Stand-up at unorthodox venues; Danny Hatch’s history with Oklahoma City; bar tipping etiquette; an adult Pete Rose had sex with 12-year-olds; 2015’s Fantastic Four reviewed; the 70th anniversary of Hiroshima and Nagasaki; the lion-killing dentist and hypocrites; breastfeeding your friend’s child; shooting at your lover for hiding his phone passcode; Jets’ teammate punches quarterback Geno Smith’s jaw and the Steelers’ only kicker tears his ACL August 12, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — Career High: Nick Turner, who’s doing shows in biscuit places, donut shops, offices, and parks, is in studio
  • — KATG.com/tour: Danny joins the show to talk about the KATG Tour’s stop in Oklahoma City, whose venue is tied to Danny’s first sexual experience
  • — $2 Tip: The gang discusses the etiquette of bar tipping and drink tickets
  • — Da Fuq?!: In addition to gambling against himself and his team as a player and manager, Pete Rose - whom 57% of KATG’s audience believes belongs in the Baseball Hall of Fame - was also allegedly having sex with 12 to 14-year-old girls during spring training.
  • — Why?: Keith reviews the new Fantastic Four and explains why it’s no less ridiculous than Ant-Man
  • — Japan Kept Fuckin’ Pushin’ It: Commemorating the 70th anniversary of the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings, Japan calls for an end to nuclear weapons.
  • — A Nation Of Bloodthirsty Hypocrites: New York Post columnist Andrea Peyser finally broke her silence about the death of Cecil the Lion, calling humans phonies for being sad about it while they consume animal products and live in urban areas that would have otherwise been populated by animals
  • — Milking It: A woman made headlines for breastfeeding both her son and her friend’s son
  • — Thanks Obama: One of the president’s aides was fired after shooting at her cheating cop boyfriend with his own gun
  • — We On: Starting Jets quarterback Geno Smith is out for 6 to 10 weeks with a broken jaw after being sucker-punched by his own now-fired teammate over a $600 dispute. The Pittsburgh Steelers’ only kicker tore his ACL during a preseason game.

Guests

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Pictures

Nick Turner
Nick Turner
Danny Hatch
Danny Hatch
KATG.com/tour
KATG.com/tour
A drink ticket
A drink ticket

Pete Rose
Pete Rose












Mike Lawrence
Mike Lawrence
Miles Teller
Miles Teller

Hiroshima
Hiroshima
Nagasaki
Nagasaki
Nazis
Nazis
Andrea Peyser
Andrea Peyser
Cecil the Lion and his killer, Walter Palmer
Cecil the Lion and his killer, Walter Palmer
Jessica Anne Colletti, the breastfeeding mom
Jessica Anne Colletti, the breastfeeding mom
Former White House aide/scorned lover Barvetta Singletary
Former White House aide/scorned lover Barvetta Singletary
Geno Smith
Geno Smith
IK Enemkpali
IK Enemkpali
Ryan Fitzpatrick, Geno's replacement
Ryan Fitzpatrick, Geno's replacement
Mark Sanchez
Mark Sanchez
Michael Vick
Michael Vick
Shaun Suisham
Shaun Suisham
Tom Brady
Tom Brady

Drake
Drake
Lil Wayne
Lil Wayne
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