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KATG 2166: The Late Show

with Danny Hatch - Tim Dillon update; Danny vs. Andrea; toddler served alcohol; anti-gay movements in high schools and auto repair shops; 14-year-old charged with murder; 93-year-old Nazi stands trial; Tulsa cop accidentally kills unarmed black man; swingers; Ben Affleck's ancestors owned slaves; AC/DC drummer tried to kill his assistant; agoraphobic woman falls into manhole after going outside April 22, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — The Real Tim Shady: Tim Dillon, whose life and views have changed a lot since we last spoke to him, is in studio
  • — Alcohol Abuse: The audience has spoken about Danny, with 68% thinking he was a major asshole to Andrea. One listener tries to sympathize with Danny by sharing a story about his friend’s awful relationship.
  • — First Sip Is Free: A toddler passed out after taking a sip of the alcohol she was served in a child’s sippy cup at a Benihana. 30% of KATG’s audience smokes weed. Tim reveals that he is no longer sober.
  • — God, Gays, And Guns: A group of high school students in Pittsburgh have organized a week of gay-bashing. Meanwhile, in Michigan, an auto repair shop owner will deny service to gay people while encouraging gun owners to patronize his business.
  • — I Did Not See That Coming: A 14-year-old girl has been charged with murder after convincing her 20-year-old soldier boyfriend to kill her disapproving mom once she found out about their relationship. On the other end of the age spectrum, a 93-year-old Nazi is set to stand trial for his war crimes.
  • — Breathshaming: A 73-year-old volunteer deputy in Tulsa was charged with manslaughter after ‘inadvertently’ shooting an unarmed black man with what he thought was his taser (but turned out to be his gun)
  • — Most Folks Don't: Chemda talks about the swingers she interviewed for What’s My Name
  • — Finding Your Roots: Ben Affleck tried to have the fact that his ancestors owned slaves removed from a PBS show about his genealogy
  • — Murder, Drugs, And Rock And Roll: AC/DC’s drummer Phil Rudd pleaded guilty to trying to kill his former assistant after Rudd’s solo album flopped. He also pleaded guilty to possessing methamphetamine and pot.
  • — Stay Inside: An agoraphobic grandmother fell into a manhole on one of her very rare excursions out of the house, getting two black eyes and breaking her leg in the process

Guests

Danny HatchDanny Hatch

Pictures

Tim Dillon
Tim Dillon
Danny Hatch
Danny Hatch
Andrea Allan
Andrea Allan

The Pittsburgh high school anti-gay flannel-wearers
The Pittsburgh high school anti-gay flannel-wearers
The Michigan anti-gay, pro-gun auto shop
The Michigan anti-gay, pro-gun auto shop
The 13-year-old who had her 20-year-old boyfriend kill her mother
The 13-year-old who had her 20-year-old boyfriend kill her mother
Roderick Wyche, the 13-year-old's boyfriend
Roderick Wyche, the 13-year-old's boyfriend
Oskar Groening, 93-year-old Nazi
Oskar Groening, 93-year-old Nazi
Auschwitz
Auschwitz
Volunteer deputy Robert Bates, who can't tell the difference between his taser and his gun
Volunteer deputy Robert Bates, who can't tell the difference between his taser and his gun
Eric Harris, the man Robert Bates shot
Eric Harris, the man Robert Bates shot

Ben Affleck
Ben Affleck
AC/DC drummer Phil Rudd
AC/DC drummer Phil Rudd
AC/DC
AC/DC
Janet Faal and the manhole she fell through
Janet Faal and the manhole she fell through

KATG 2165: Green Day

with Noah Gardenswartz – 4/20; Bloodline and American Crime reviews; Trevor Noah, joke thief; Conan writer goes rogue; Tiger Woods curses at The Masters; Keith’s 12th stand-up special; talking in your sleep April 20, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — Going Green: Noah Gardenswartz, on the one day he actually gets to smoke marijuana, is in studio
  • — The Culture High: Potheads Chemda and Noah answer Keith’s questions about how they celebrate the 4/20 holiday and the state of smoking pot today. Then, the Great Druggie Debate of 2014 gets an encore.
  • — Can’t Lose: Inspired by Netflix’s manipulative new series Bloodline, the gang discusses the trend of binge-watching vs. traditional television watching
  • — Classic Prank: Russell Peters called Trevor Noah a joke thief in a television interview before backtracking and calling it a practical joke; however, it appears Noah not only told a fellow South African comic’s joke on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, he is also known by his peers as a joke thief
  • — #LateNightWars: A writer for Conan went on a quickly-deleted Twitter rant about the state of late night comedy talk shows before being reprimanded by his boss over Twitter
  • — Asshole In One: Tiger Woods was picked up swearing at himself during The Masters golf tournament
  • — Live Nude Boys: The Gang Discusses Keith's 12th Annual Stand-Up Extravaganza
  • — Thank You So Much For Coming: Lauren turns into a classic yes-man when he's asleep

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Noah Gardenswartz
Noah Gardenswartz
Chemda and Lauren The Pusherman
Chemda and Lauren The Pusherman
Chris Christie
Chris Christie







Timothy Hutton
Timothy Hutton

William Shakespeare
William Shakespeare
Trevor Noah
Trevor Noah
Russell Peters
Russell Peters
David Kau
David Kau
Andres du Bouchet
Andres du Bouchet
Conan O'Brien
Conan O'Brien
Jimmy Fallon
Jimmy Fallon

Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods

Danny with host Chemda
Danny with host Chemda
Keith's 12th Annual Stand-Up Extravaganza
Keith's 12th Annual Stand-Up Extravaganza

Bonnie McFarlane
Bonnie McFarlane
Bonnie McFarlane's daughter's birthday present for Keith
Bonnie McFarlane's daughter's birthday present for Keith
Hugsy inspects Keith's new present
Hugsy inspects Keith's new present

KATG 2164: Roast Chicken

With Andrea Allan and Emily Lubin – Troy Polamalu retires; The Hot Mess Comedy Hour; making a friend drink; Madonna and Drake; Harvey Weinstein freed; Hillary Clinton runs for President; Gwyneth Paltrow fails Food Bank NYC Challenge; Unfriended review; Is Keith pretty enough for his wife?; The Arm Wrestling Challenge April 19, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — What Is Football?: Andrea Allan and Emily Lubin, here to give their thoughts on Troy Polamalu’s retirement, is in studio
  • — Swipe Left: Emily and Andrea have a new podcast titled The Hot Mess Comedy Hour, which they’ve been using unorthodox methods to promote, leading to flaggings on Tinder and a support group for men they've tricked on Reddit
  • — Gash Cab: Emily received oral pleasure from a gentleman in a taxi
  • — SeekingArrangement.com: Keith asks Andrea and Emily if they’re serious about becoming escorts, which they’ve threatened doing on their podcast
  • — Tell The Doctor What You Did: Andrea’s first sexual experience was blowing an older man in an alley while she was very drunk and expecting to get her first kiss, being left there, and then becoming afraid she contracted AIDS. Years later, she actually got chlamydia, her only STD to date.
  • — Gotcha!: Andrea briefly broke her sobriety after Danny played a prank on her
  • — Tag In: Andrea discusses some of the things she’s done as a hot mess, such as crawling into her date’s roommate’s bed after the initial date went down on her unsatisfactorily
  • — Kiss Of Death: Emily’s kissing teacher, Madonna, treated Drake to a surprise make out session on stage at Coachella
  • — Harvey Gets Off Again: Harvey Weinstein will not be charged for groping an Italian model in his office
  • — KATG Vs. America: Hillary Clinton, who lies about the number of immigrant grandparents she had, announced her presidential candidacy with an incognito trip to Chipotle (which she tipped off the New York Times to). If Chris Christie is elected president, he vows to crack down on drug laws and work hard to keep marijuana illegal.
  • — C-: Gwyneth Paltrow took the Food Bank NYC Challenge, where she had to live on a $29 food budget for a week, and quit after 4 days
  • — Unwifed: Keith reviews the horrible horror movie his wife made him watch
  • — He’s No Big Deal: Keith and Cat met a drunk older couple, and Keith didn’t realize the extent of the wife's assholery until after they left
  • — Hammer Time: Andrea was at the arm wrestling competition and was almost killed by a tool-wielding lesbian who took a swing at her with a real hammer

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Emily Lubin and Andrea Allan
Emily Lubin and Andrea Allan

Troy Polamalu
Troy Polamalu
Madonna kissing Drake
Madonna kissing Drake
The aftermath
The aftermath
Madonna stealing souls
Madonna stealing souls
Harvey Weinstein
Harvey Weinstein
Ambra Battilana, the model Harvey apparently didn't grope
Ambra Battilana, the model Harvey apparently didn't grope

HIllary Clinton at Chipotle
HIllary Clinton at Chipotle
Anthony Weiner and Huma Abedin
Anthony Weiner and Huma Abedin
Chris Christie
Chris Christie
Gwyneth Paltrow
Gwyneth Paltrow
Gwyneth's $29 grocery trip
Gwyneth's $29 grocery trip
Lenny Marcus
Lenny Marcus



From Unfriended
From Unfriended


Lauren and Andrea get psyched for the arm wrestling competition
Lauren and Andrea get psyched for the arm wrestling competition
Lauren vs. Ali
Lauren vs. Ali
Keith's 12th Annual Stand-Up Extravaganza
Keith's 12th Annual Stand-Up Extravaganza
Bonnie McFarlane
Bonnie McFarlane
Carmen Lynch
Carmen Lynch
Danny Hatch and Chemda
Danny Hatch and Chemda

KATG 2163: Breast in Show

with Caitlin Brodnick – Keith’s evacuated apartment; Caitlin’s preemptive double mastectomy; sobriety; Barry Manilow is homosexual; the surgeon mocked on Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt killed himself because of the show; Scientologist David Miscavige spies on his own father; a college-aged Jon Hamm was arrested for intense hazing April 14, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — One Of Those Sunshiny People: Caitlin Brodnick, very bubbly and very depressed, is in studio
  • — I'm Gonna Find Out Her Apartment Number: Keith's wife (but not Keith) got a text from the landlord that the apartment had to be evacuated because of a gas odor. While waiting outside with the rest of the building, one of their neighbors ratted out Keith (who was not present) to Cathryn for burning food some weeks ago.
  • — Not-So-Fun Bags: Caitlin got a preemptive double mastectomy, which removed her 32G boobs and nipples, because there was a high chance she'd develop cancer
  • — Step 13: Caitlin discusses her ongoing sobriety and what being married to a beer sommelier while avoiding substances is like
  • — Marry Manilow: It was revealed that Barry Manilow surprise-married his longtime partner last year, finally coming out of the closet in the process, but they still haven't filed the official paperwork
  • — RIP Martin Short: The plastic surgeon who died after being made fun of in Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt had a history of depression and killed himself once he saw his portrayal on the show
  • — Emotional Hitmen: Scientology president David Miscavige paid 2 private investigators $10,000 a week to spy on his father, an ex-Scientologist. David also directed the detectives not to help his father when they happen to catch him having a heart attack.
  • — Hammer Time: When he was a college student, Jon Hamm was arrested along with 7 of his fellow fraternity brothers for abusing a pledge with extreme wedgies, literal pants on fire, and genital torture by way of claw hammer. Jon got off on a plea deal.

Pictures

Caitlin Brodnick
Caitlin Brodnick
Hugsy Malone
Hugsy Malone
The double mastectomy
The double mastectomy
Angelina Jolie
Angelina Jolie
Taylor Swift and her mom Andrea Finlay
Taylor Swift and her mom Andrea Finlay
Barry Manilow with his new husband Garry Kief
Barry Manilow with his new husband Garry Kief
Copacabana
Copacabana
Martin Short and Frederic Brandt, the doctor he murdered
Martin Short and Frederic Brandt, the doctor he murdered

Church of Scientology President David Miscavige
Church of Scientology President David Miscavige
Jon Hamm
Jon Hamm
Fallon Fox
Fallon Fox

KATG 2162: Kissing & Screaming

with Farah Brook – KISS ME NYC; Jackie Martling calls; Farah vs. her boyfriends’ moms; new poll results regarding transgender MMA fighter Fallon Fox April 13, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — Kiss And Tell: Farah Brook, whose video featuring herself trying to kiss strangers in Grand Central Station went viral with well over 3 million views, is in studio
  • — The Farting Girl: Farah discusses her viral video, from its origins as an audition for a movie role to the question over whether or not it presents a double standard, and the overnight response it received
  • — Gotta Split: Jackie ‘The Joke Man’ Martling calls in with a joke for National Banana Day
  • — A Cold Reservation: A lot of Farah’s old boyfriends’ mothers have taken a great disliking to her
  • — It Gets Better: In 2013, 92% of the audience thought it was unfair for transgender female MMA fighter Fallon Fox to square off against women. 2 years later, a new poll shows that 87% feel it's unfair.

Guests

Farah BrookFarah Brook

Pictures

Farah Brook
Farah Brook
Farah in KISS ME NYC
Farah in KISS ME NYC
Marcia Belsky
Marcia Belsky
Jackie Martling
Jackie Martling
Christy Coffey
Christy Coffey
Sixpence None the Richer
Sixpence None the Richer
Fallon Fox
Fallon Fox
Lauren Hennessy
Lauren Hennessy
Adolf Hitler
Adolf Hitler
Ronda Rousey
Ronda Rousey

KATG 2161: She's Always a Woman

With Amy Shanker – How teachers really feel; Jeopardy contestant thinks the age of consent is 12; MMA fighter Fallon Fox transgender controversy resurfaces; cum cubes; Marilyn Manson sucker-punched; Roscoe P. Coltrane dies; firefighters’ sausage-rape hazing April 8, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — I Love Senior Skip Day: Amy Shanker, who has most certainly loved each one of her 13 years as a teacher, is in studio
  • — I Used To Be A Good Teacher: Amy talks about life as a high school teacher, from catching one principal changing her students’ grades and the listening bugs another principal left behind to being hit on by her students and her apathy about the entire system
  • — Exxxtra Credit: A teacher at Drexel University accidentally sent her students a link to a video of a woman playing with anal beads
  • — What Is Wrong With You?: A contestant on Jeopardy thinks the age of consent is 14 for boys and 12 for girls. A 12-year-old boy is disqualified from the ESPN $20,000 March Madness bracket contest he won because the entry age is 18, and his parents are lame.
  • — Something About Hormones: In 2013, 92% of KATG’s audience felt it unfair that transgender MMA fighter Fallon Fox is allowed to fight women. Keith and Chemda get heated again, and now we’ll see how you feel 2 years later.
  • — Heavy Cream: 5% of the audience has ejaculated into somebody’s food or beverage as an act of revenge, 8% as an act of romance, and 87% haven’t yet
  • — Grand Slammed: Marilyn Manson was sucker-punched by a man at a Denny's who claims Marilyn called a woman a bitch, but Marilyn says all he did was sign an autograph for her before being randomly attacked
  • — The P Is For Pneumonia: James Best, best known as sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane from The Dukes of Hazzard, died
  • — Sausage Party: 5 volunteer firefighters (and a woman who filmed the whole thing) were arrested after sodomizing a trainee with a chorizo as part of a hazing ritual

Guests

Amy ShankerAmy Shanker

Pictures

Amy Shanker
Amy Shanker
The email a Drexel professor sent to her students
The email a Drexel professor sent to her students

"What is the age of consent?"
"What is the age of consent?"
Roger Lafferty
Roger Lafferty

Fallon Fox
Fallon Fox
Ronda Rousey
Ronda Rousey
Featuring commentators Keith and The Girl
Featuring commentators Keith and The Girl
Broad City's Abbi Jacobson
Broad City's Abbi Jacobson
Marilyn Manson, with the black eye he got at Denny's
Marilyn Manson, with the black eye he got at Denny's
Roscoe P. Coltrane
Roscoe P. Coltrane
Daisy Duke
Daisy Duke
The firefighters who sodomized a trainee with a sausage
The firefighters who sodomized a trainee with a sausage

KATG 2160: The Fast and the Furious

With Jake Young – The use of the word nerd; Jackie Martling calls in; Diane Sawyer interviews Bruce Jenner; Harvey Weinstein molests model; man masturbates in his co-worker’s coffee and on her desk; Hugsy Malone gets deep fried; dealing with a booty call with cold sores; Furious 7 review; Duke University wins NCAA April 7, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — Best In The Business: Jake Young, who shares his name with a former college football player who died in a terrorist attack, is in studio
  • — The Other N-Word: Jake identifies as a nerd as a person and a comedian, but isn’t bothered by sexy, cool people identifying as such. He almost appeared on Beauty and the Geek but was too real during the audition process.
  • — Monkey Business: Jackie ‘The Joke Man’ Martling calls in and celebrates the holiday season with a classic joke
  • — Girl Talk: Bruce Jenner’s interview with Diane Sawyer about his transition into womanhood, filmed in February, is set to air later this month
  • — Casting Couch: Successful movie producer Harvey Weinstein molested a model in his office and admitted it over a phone call he didn’t know the NYPD was listening in on
  • — Hazelnut: A man masturbated into his coworker’s coffee in revenge for her rebuffing his prior attempts at sexually harassing/wooing her
  • — 2 Pits: Keith shares his guacamole secret and a horrifying dream about Hugsy Malone’s deep fried body
  • — Sore Spot: A listener writes in for feedback about how he dealt with his former hookup when she came over with cold sores on her mouth
  • — Spoiler Alert: Keith and Jake discuss the monster hit ‘Furious 7’
  • — From Duke To King: Duke University’s men’s basketball team won the NCAA championship

Guests

Jake YoungJake Young

Pictures

KATG.com/shirts
KATG.com/shirts
Jake Young
Jake Young


Keith's "childhood" wristwatch
Keith's "childhood" wristwatch
A nerd
A nerd
Jackie Martling
Jackie Martling
Bruce Jenner
Bruce Jenner
Transgender MMA fighter Fallon Fox
Transgender MMA fighter Fallon Fox
Ronda Rousey
Ronda Rousey
Controversy
Controversy
Harvey Weinstein
Harvey Weinstein
Ambra Battilana, the woman Harvey groped
Ambra Battilana, the woman Harvey groped
Keith's 2-Pit Guacamole Extravaganza
Keith's 2-Pit Guacamole Extravaganza
Steak with guacamole
Steak with guacamole
Tuna steak with guacamole
Tuna steak with guacamole
Hugsy Malone with guacamole
Hugsy Malone with guacamole







Paul Walker
Paul Walker


Duke University's champion basketball team
Duke University's champion basketball team

KATG 2159: Presidential Material

with John and Molly Knefel – Rolling Stone’s inaccurate UVA rape story; potential presidential candidates; Edward Snowden vs. America; Going Clear; firing guns for the first time; being a waiter and respecting yourself; Timehop; rigging the East Village gas pipeline April 6, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — Unbreakable John And Molly: Molly and John Knefel, co-hosts of Radio Dispatch, are in studio
  • — Martin Short Is Not Dead: The real-life plastic surgeon upon whom Martin Short based his Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt character has died
  • — Gotcha Journalism: John and Molly, both contributors to Rolling Stone, discuss the publication’s bombshell UVA rape story, which turned out to have been disproved
  • — Left, Right, and Wrong: The gang discusses potential presidential candidates Hillary Clinton, Jeb Bush, and Ted Cruz, as well as the status of the homophobic Indiana pizza parlor’s GoFundMe page
  • — Disgruntled Superheroes: John and Molly are social justice activists that have trouble staying positive in such a broken world
  • — Trial And Error: The Knefels doubt Edward Snowden will come back to the United States, and Keith doubts that everyone deserves a trial
  • — Hollyweird: The gang talks about Going Clear, the new Scientology expose documentary
  • — Do We Bomb Too Little?: Keith asks the Knefels for their thoughts on more political quandaries
  • — I Burst Into Tears And Dropped The Gun: The gang reminisces about what they felt the first time they fired a gun
  • — No Honor Amongst Waiters: Keith and Adam Brown are the latest subjects of What’s My Name’s Waiter Series
  • — The Wonder Years: Keith enjoys Timehop, the social media app that shows what you posted socially one year ago
  • — One-Up: Molly’s boyfriend, who she met during Occupy Wall Street, is a civil-rights lawyer and is not like the non-wonderful boys she used to date. John is dating and living with a fellow journalist. Neither of them have ever had sex, apparently.
  • — I Didn’t Start The Fire: A contractor confessed to rigging the gas pipeline that led to the East Village explosion and fire, claiming that the property’s landlord’s son made him do it

Pictures

Molly and John Knefel
Molly and John Knefel



Dr. Fredric Brandt and Martin Short's portrayal of him
Dr. Fredric Brandt and Martin Short's portrayal of him
Hillary Clinton
Hillary Clinton
Jeb Bush and his Hispanic wife Columba
Jeb Bush and his Hispanic wife Columba
Ted Cruz
Ted Cruz
ISIS
ISIS
The homophobic Indiana restaurant
The homophobic Indiana restaurant
Watchmen
Watchmen

Julian Assange
Julian Assange

John Travolta
John Travolta
Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise


Jesse Joyce
Jesse Joyce
Diane O'Debra
Diane O'Debra
Jess Wood
Jess Wood
Annie Lederman
Annie Lederman
Keith Malley
Keith Malley
Adam Brown
Adam Brown

Steven Tyler
Steven Tyler
Aerosmith
Aerosmith



The East Village fire
The East Village fire


KATG 2158: FML

with Jason Nash – Vince Neil sings The Star-Spangled Banner; Do you sing the n-words in rap songs?; Jason’s next movie and friendships with people half your age; Bill Cosby’s heckler revisited; Jackie Martling calls in; Easter and Passover; Robert Durst on the All Good Things DVD commentary; the Religious Freedom Restoration Act; Jon Stewart’s replacement Trevor Noah; Ari Shaffir blasts a fat, one-armed fellow comic April 3, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — The Auteur: Jason Nash, creator of the film Jason Nash Is Married, is in studio
  • — Dr. Singbad: Vince Neil sang The Star-Spangled Banner at an arena football game
  • — I Say It In The Car: Jason asks Keith and Chemda what they do when they encounter the n-word in rap songs
  • — FML: Jason discusses the Kickstarter for his new film, based on the real-life friendship he has with his much younger co-star
  • — Dr. Hecktable: 83% of KATG’s listeners are proud of the people going to Bill Cosby’s shows simply to heckle him
  • — The Real Deal: Jackie ‘The Joke Man’ Martling calls in with another lightning-fast joke
  • — Over It: Easter Monday is not a recognized holiday in most states. Jason and Chemda commiserate over Passover.
  • — Please Arrest Me: Robert Durst recorded DVD commentary for All Good Things, where the only issue he took with the film about how he murdered 3 people was the claim it made about him killing his dog
  • — But My Religion Is Having Gay Sex: Indiana just passed a version of the Religious Freedom Restoration Act, allowing business owners to refuse service based on their religious beliefs
  • — Tragedy Plus Time: Trevor Noah, Jon Stewart’s newly-announced The Daily Show replacement, is in trouble for bad jokes he made on Twitter years before he was hired. Ari Shaffir used a fellow comic's full name to make fun of her on one of his past specials.

Guests

Jason NashJason Nash

Pictures

Jason Nash
Jason Nash

Vince Neil
Vince Neil
Eminem
Eminem
Jay Z
Jay Z
Kanye West
Kanye West
Kendrick Lamar
Kendrick Lamar

Ron & Fez
Ron & Fez
Christian Finnegan
Christian Finnegan
Xzibit
Xzibit
Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
Hannibal Buress
Hannibal Buress
Busy Philipps
Busy Philipps

Robert Durst
Robert Durst

The pizza parlor in Indiana that's refusing to cater to gay weddings
The pizza parlor in Indiana that's refusing to cater to gay weddings
Trevor Noah
Trevor Noah
Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy Kimmel
Ari Shaffir
Ari Shaffir

KATG 2157: April Fools

with Christi Chiello – Christi’s drug use; Michael Jackson constantly prank called Russell Crowe; Christi’s voice and how she manipulates it; Keith’s second knee injection; the beginning of WrestleMania 31 and Rey Mysterio’s murder; NYPD horse kicks off officer; KATG vs. The MTA; service dogs on airplanes; tattletaling siblings; Do you enjoy musicals?; Lyndon B. Johnson’s huge penis; Bill Clinton says House of Cards is real; a GPS leads a car to its demise; Going Clear review; Bill Cosby heckler; rapper Tyga served papers April 1, 2015

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Show Notes

  • — April Fools: Christi Chiello, who died, is in studio
  • — Gateway Friend: Christi’s friend Giulia Rozzi is a bad influence who introduced Christi to drugs in the form of candy and popcorn
  • — King Of Pranks: Michael Jackson prank-called Russell Crowe’s hotel rooms for years, despite the fact that he and Russell never met
  • — The Normal Heart: Christi, who is auditioning for voice-over gigs, speaks in a ‘normal’ voice for videos but amps up the high-pitched aspect of it when she’s on stage
  • — Right On Schedule: Keith got his second knee injection and isn’t feeling what he is supposed to be feeling by now. Meanwhile his doctor says everything is going as planned.
  • — Headbangers Ball: Keith reviews the first 25 minutes of WrestleMania 31. Former WWE-wrestler Rey Mysterio accidentally killed his opponent in the ring.
  • — Horsing Around: A mounted NYPD officer was thrown off of his horse because loud music during a parade spooked it
  • — MTA Or B?: Keith had an encounter with an MTA employee. Was it pleasant?
  • — Rats And Dogs: 70% of dog-owning KATG fans would not feel bad about registering their dogs as service animals in order to fly with them for free. Half of the audience with adult siblings has tattletales for siblings. 44% of KATG’s audience enjoys musicals.
  • — The B Is For Bunghole: Former president LBJ was very concerned with the welfare of his penis and presenting it to people
  • — House Of Lies: Bill Clinton is a big House of Cards fan and even praised the show about murder and political manipulation for its accuracy
  • — HUAR: A man’s GPS directed him to drive off of a broken bridge, just like Keith predicted
  • XenuForever.com: Keith is very pleased with the anti-Scientology documentary ‘Going Clear’
  • — What A Pill: A heckler confronted Bill Cosby about the dozens of rape allegations against him at one of his concerts
  • — Crouching Tyga, Hidden Process Server: At the release party for his new sneakers, rapper Tyga was served a court summons by a man who waited 2 hours in line and bought 2 pairs of shoes to keep up appearances

Pictures

Christi Chiello
Christi Chiello
Will Miles and Giulia Rozzi
Will Miles and Giulia Rozzi
Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson
Russell Crowe
Russell Crowe

Mike Lawrence
Mike Lawrence
Rey Mysterio
Rey Mysterio
Perro Aguayo Jr.
Perro Aguayo Jr.
The show goes on
The show goes on
Perro after dying in the ring
Perro after dying in the ring
An NYPD cop and his horse
An NYPD cop and his horse
Jesse Joyce
Jesse Joyce
Lyndon B. Johnson
Lyndon B. Johnson
Tom Wilkinson as Lyndon B. Johnson in Selma
Tom Wilkinson as Lyndon B. Johnson in Selma

Bill Clinton
Bill Clinton

The Cline Avenue Bridge
The Cline Avenue Bridge
Iftikhar Hussain's car after driving off the Cline Avenue Bridge
Iftikhar Hussain's car after driving off the Cline Avenue Bridge

Church of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard
Church of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard
Church of Scientology president David Miscavige
Church of Scientology president David Miscavige
Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise
John Travolta
John Travolta
Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
Tyga being served
Tyga being served
Kylie Jenner and Tyga
Kylie Jenner and Tyga
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