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KATG 2414: Shark Tank

with Nick Turner – Comedy Central’s The Half Hour; 14-year-olds may marry in New York; sex with a married person; Cathryn’s castle; Keith’s inventions; fireworks on the subway; Chinese spank adults for poor work performance; Meatloaf collapses on stage; Michigan police spend 11 hours surrounding an empty house June 24, 2016

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Show Notes

  • — Bring It: Nick Turner, one of the funniest people Keith’s ever met in his life, is in studio
  • — It Did Not Go Great: Nick discusses his upcoming Comedy Central half hour special
  • — Child Brides: It’s legal for 14-year-olds to get married in New York
  • — Homewreckers: 55% of KATG fans would sleep with a married person
  • — We’ll See What Happens: Thanks for voting for Cathryn and her castle
  • — Dog Tank: Keith pitches some of his inventions to Nick
  • — Ahhhhhhhhhhh Train: A couple of youths caused a panic after setting off fireworks in the subway
  • — Spank Bank: A bank in rural China had 8 of its employees spanked for poor performance during a team building seminar
  • — The Food?: Meatloaf collapsed on stage
  • — Weird But True: Michigan police spent 11 hours surrounding a house that turned out to be empty

Guests

Nick TurnerNick Turner

Pictures

Nick Turner
Nick Turner
Nick's Comedy Central Half Hour
Nick's Comedy Central Half Hour
Anthony DeVito
Anthony DeVito
Cat
Cat
The castle
The castle
China's Zhangze Rural and Commercial Bank employees being spanked
China's Zhangze Rural and Commercial Bank employees being spanked
Meatloaf
Meatloaf

KATG 2413: Family Tree

with Kerryn Feehan – Roast battles; restaurant settlements; Keith’s family tree; Selma Blair apologizes; Ilana Glazer calls out man who claims he writes for Broad City; a freelance sperm donator’s saga; Spanish teacher plays unrelated horror films for his students; gun shop owner killed during gun safety class; a Tennessee congressional candidate’s white nationalism platform; Kerryn on My Big Fat Fabulous Life and Ink Master June 23, 2016

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Show Notes

  • — Sweet And Sour: Kerryn Feehan, everyone’s favorite, is in studio
  • — I’ve Heard It All: Kerryn discusses her Roast Battle experiences
  • — SUSHISAMBA: Kerryn is receiving a settlement from a restaurant that screwed her out of pay
  • — I Did My Best: Keith tried to get more information about his family out of his family. Guess how it went.
  • — The Blair Witch: Selma Blair apologized for and explained her plane outburst
  • — Bro Shitty: Ilana Glazer called out a man who has been falsely claiming to be a Broad City writer to get laid
  • — The Twist: A freelance sperm donor who has sired 22 kids with 18 women is being sued by 5 of his baby mamas for child support. Spoiler alert: he’s married and his wife of 10 years didn’t know he was doing this until she read about it in the paper.
  • — Muy Atemorizante: A North Carolina Spanish teacher apologized for showing his 6th grade students horror movies
  • — Final Exam: An Ohio gun shop owner was killed when a gun safety class student accidentally shot him
  • — Make America White Again: A Tennessee congressional candidate put up a billboard promoting his white nationalism platform
  • — Dave Navarro Sucks: Kerryn talks about some of her recent television appearances

Guests

Kerryn FeehanKerryn Feehan

Pictures

Kerryn Feehan
Kerryn Feehan

Corey Reppond
Corey Reppond
A  proboscis monkey
A proboscis monkey
Chris Scopo
Chris Scopo



Selma Blair
Selma Blair

Ilana Glazer
Ilana Glazer
Freelance sperm donor Ari Nagel
Freelance sperm donor Ari Nagel
The gun shop whose owner, James Baker, was shot during a gun safety class
The gun shop whose owner, James Baker, was shot during a gun safety class
Tennessee Congressional candidate Rick Tyler
Tennessee Congressional candidate Rick Tyler

Negin Farsad and Dean Obeidallah
Negin Farsad and Dean Obeidallah


Rowdy Roddy Piper
Rowdy Roddy Piper

KATG 2412: The Kid Stays in the Picture

with Chris Laker – Keith’s on heroin; Selma Blair roofies herself; Michael Jackson’s stockpiled disturbing porn (child, violence, and animals); Keith and Chris’s warring views on movies, Superman’s domination fetish, and Spider-Man: Homecoming; the Staten Island Yankees want you to pick their name June 22, 2016

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Show Notes

  • — Dating’s Real Crazy: Chris Laker, sockin’ it to em, is in studio
  • — Technically On Heroin: Selma Blair was removed from a flight in a stretcher after she roofied herself and freaked out
  • — Bad: Michael Jackson kept a stockpile of violent porn, featuring children (including his nephews) and animals, in his home to seduce young boys. The gang discusses separating art from problematic artists.
  • — Badman v. Subparman: Chris and Keith debate their warring movie ideologies and get down to the bottom of Superman’s domination fetish. Hannibal Buress just got cast in Spider-Man: Homecoming.
  • — Basey McBallface: After not learning a lesson from Boaty McBoatface, the Staten Island Yankees are letting the Internet decide their new team name

Guests

Chris LakerChris Laker

Pictures

Chris Laker
Chris Laker
A drug testing kit
A drug testing kit
Selma Blair
Selma Blair
Selma and Sarah Michelle Gellar in Cruel Intentions
Selma and Sarah Michelle Gellar in Cruel Intentions
Wendi Starling
Wendi Starling
Pantera's Phil 'The Kid' Anselmo
Pantera's Phil 'The Kid' Anselmo
BlueApron.com/KATG
BlueApron.com/KATG
Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson

JonBenét Ramsey
JonBenét Ramsey

Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Ronan Farrow
Ronan Farrow
Roman Polanski
Roman Polanski
The Jackson 5
The Jackson 5
Janet Jackson
Janet Jackson
LaToya Jackson
LaToya Jackson

Jimmy Savile
Jimmy Savile
Jared Fogle
Jared Fogle
Bryan Singer
Bryan Singer




Margot Kidder
Margot Kidder
The Roger Rabbit steamroller scene
The Roger Rabbit steamroller scene
L'arrivée d'un train en gare de La Ciotat, aka the movie where the train comes at the screen
L'arrivée d'un train en gare de La Ciotat, aka the movie where the train comes at the screen

Hannibal Buress
Hannibal Buress
Donald Glover
Donald Glover
Two-Face
Two-Face

Danny Glover
Danny Glover

KATG 2411: Status Update

with Laura Regan and Calvin Cato – Forum bots; Calvin’s married lovers; Laura’s new music venue; having your voting affiliation mysteriously dropped; the love/hate relationship with Facebook; family phone call drama; Keith’s knees update; man dies of a heart attack watching The Conjuring 2; Star Trek’s Chekov killed by his car; eating dogs; Clowned by The Girl June 21, 2016

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Show Notes

  • — Cow Time: Laura Regan, formerly of Bridget and the Squares, and Calvin Cato are in studio
  • — And Many Similar Questions Related: After going head-to-head with Siri yesterday, Keith takes on KATG Forum bots
  • — Happy Hour: Calvin sometimes accidentally hooks up with married men through Grindr
  • — Bread Night: Laura talks about her experience opening a new bar/music venue in NYC
  • — Nothing Matters: Laura was unable to vote in the New York primary because she found herself mysteriously unaffiliated
  • — Unfriend If You’re Unfriendly: Laura discusses her love/hate relationship with Facebook. Keith takes on fake friends.
  • — Wet Hug: Keith shares more phone call drama and expresses his jealousy towards Calvin, whose dad died in August
  • — Thanks Obama: Keith gives an update on his knee-shot treatments and rages against pharmacists
  • — Conjure One: A 65-year-old man had a heart attack while watching The Conjuring 2
  • — Warp Speed: Anton Yelchin, best known for playing Chekov in the Star Trek reboot, died after his defective car rolled over him and pinned him against his mailbox
  • — Dog Food: A group of dog owners and their dogs protested in NYC’s Chinatown against Yulin, a dog-eating festival in China
  • — Clowned by The Girl: The gang revisits Chemda’s prank phone call album

Pictures

Calvin Cato and Laura Regan
Calvin Cato and Laura Regan
KATG.com/forums
KATG.com/forums

Footlight
Footlight

Featuring Chemda
Featuring Chemda

Anton Yelchin
Anton Yelchin
Pavel Chekov
Pavel Chekov


Brock Turner
Brock Turner

KATG 2410: Achievement Unlocked

with Rebecca Rush – Fathers; sobriety and Rebecca’s cocaine-fueled marriage; Keith swore to his parents; Keith is Spider-Man; rehabilitation; Chemda’s vomitus accident; racist and sexist social media tirades from the USPS, the Marines, and a Florida prosecutor; Finding Dory and The Conjuring 2 reviewed; Keith vs. Siri; doing drugs as a child June 19, 2016

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Show Notes

  • — Here Comes A Female: Rebecca Rush, a woman in comedy, is in studio
  • — Cards Against Humanity: The gang discusses how they celebrated Father’s Day. Rebecca’s dad, a lawyer, is wary about seeing her do stand-up even though he already paid for her marriage, divorce, and trip to rehab.
  • — In And Out: Rebecca is mostly sober these days, but she relapses about once a month
  • — White Wedding: Rebecca discusses her cocaine-fueled marriage and life as a South Beach housewife with a now-ex-husband who lied about his age and liked to party with prostitutes
  • — What Did I Just Say?: Keith accidentally swore twice while on the phone with his parents
  • — Ron Winckler Says Goodbye: Chemda pays tribute to her father-in-law
  • — Happy Flag Day: Keith reminisces on how he convinced his sister that he was Spider-Man
  • — Don’t Ask, Don’t Think, Don’t Tell, Don’t Feel: Rebecca talks about her and her family’s rehab experiences
  • — The Third Layer: Chemda closed the door on her ankle and ripped off a chunk of skin
  • — Hate Speech Monday: In a Facebook post, a self-proclaimed US mail carrier said she would destroy any piece of mail with a stamp commemorating Islamic holidays. In a separate Facebook post, a Marine posted a picture of a gun and an implication that he would use it to shoot up a gay bar. A man threatened to shoot up a different gay bar in Brooklyn after the Pulse shooting. Finally, an Orlando prosecutor was suspended after posting angry rants about the Orlando club scene on Facebook.
  • — I’m The Best Husband: Keith reviews Finding Dory and The Conjuring 2
  • — The Suspense Is Killing Me: Keith vs. Siri, round 1,000,000
  • — Chocolate Gateway: Rebecca talks about her childhood dalliances with drugs

Guests

Rebecca RushRebecca Rush

Pictures

Rebecca Rush
Rebecca Rush
Chemda's experience with guns
Chemda's experience with guns

BlueApron.com/KATG
BlueApron.com/KATG
Keith as a youngster
Keith as a youngster
Peace
Peace
Mercedes
Mercedes
Chemda's ankle
Chemda's ankle
Islamophobia rain or shine
Islamophobia rain or shine
The few, the proud, the Marines
The few, the proud, the Marines
The Bushwick gay bar that received a death threat after the Pulse shooting
The Bushwick gay bar that received a death threat after the Pulse shooting
Suspended Florida prosecutor Kenneth Lewis
Suspended Florida prosecutor Kenneth Lewis


Keith vs. Siri
Keith vs. Siri

KATG 2409: Popsicles on West 4th St.

with Libby Phillips – Libby’s sexual reawakening and stolen purse; Stanford rapist Brock Turner; The Conjuring 2; the director of The Exorcist taped a real life exorcism; knife-wielding robber falls asleep on the job; Keith’s restaurant mishaps; hospital worker dies at work masturbating; 39-year-old attempts to take 73-year-old mother’s driving test; the problem with popsicles June 16, 2016

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Show Notes

  • — Ol’ Munchbox: Libby Phillips, all sexually progressive, is in studio
  • — How Exciting And Wet: Libby discusses her recent successful date, which led to her purse and phone being stolen by a creep who posted her private selfies to Facebook
  • — Party Culture: The gang discusses the case and too-lenient sentencing of Stanford rapist Brock Turner
  • — Okay: Keith is not excited to be dragged to The Conjuring 2. William Friedkin, director of The Exorcist, claims he videotaped a real exorcism.
  • — A Dollar And A Dream: A serial knife-wielding Dollar Store and house robber fell asleep in the middle of a job
  • — Salsa Snowman: Keith talks about some of his restaurant mishaps
  • — Fun News: A Bronx hospital worker was found at work dead from masturbating. A 39-year-old woman was arrested after trying to take her 73-year-old mother’s driving test in a bad wig and glasses.
  • — Icy Hot: Libby thought it was weird that her lover asked her to get a popsicle to end one of their dates

Guests

LibbyLibby

Pictures

Libby Phillips
Libby Phillips
Andrea Allan and Emily Lubin
Andrea Allan and Emily Lubin
The selfie posted by Libby's phone thief
The selfie posted by Libby's phone thief
Keith in Glamour Magazine
Keith in Glamour Magazine


BlueApron.com/KATG
BlueApron.com/KATG

Brock Turner
Brock Turner
Trayvon Martin
Trayvon Martin
Brock Turner's mugshot
Brock Turner's mugshot


Helen Mirren
Helen Mirren

KATG 2408: Pics or It Didn't Happen

with Michael Khalili – Microsoft buys LinkedIn for $26.2 billion; Keith vs. Michael vs. computers; Disney World gator kills 2-year-old; Orlando shooter’s wife knew his plan, and the gang debates an assault weapons ban; Michael on voting June 15, 2016

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Show Notes

  • — Sabotage: Michael Khalili, who was supposed to be on today’s show with his wife and business partner Marisela, is in studio
  • — Top 5 Best Of Something: Cathryn is in a contest, and she could win a night in a castle or something. Help her out at BestSelf.co/Vote.
  • — It’s Becoming Malware: Now that Microsoft has bought LinkedIn for $26,200,000,000, Michael exposes the software company's shady tactics
  • — Computers Are Bullshit: Michael and Keith got into it while trying to fix the studio's sound quality. A scientist created a robot specifically designed to inflict pain to prove it could be done. Google scientists are working on an AI kill switch.
  • — The Kid Stays In The Picture: Wendi Starling’s episode of My Name Is Keith is now available. Oh boy…
  • — See You Later: An alligator attacked and killed a 2-year-old boy in Disney World
  • — Vote Or Die: Omar Mateen’s wife helped him buy ammo and knew he was going to shoot up Orlando’s Pulse LGBT club, which she tried to talk him out of. 58% of the audience would have felt responsible if they had sold Omar’s guns to him. Michael debates gun control with Keith and Chemda and what can be done to change it.
  • — There You Have It: Michael explains our country’s so-called 2-party system

Pictures

Michael Khalili
Michael Khalili
Marisela Arias
Marisela Arias


Before
Before
Before
Before
After
After
Keith and Michael's texts
Keith and Michael's texts



Birthday boy Newsy
Birthday boy Newsy
The Walt Disney Gator
The Walt Disney Gator
Lane Graves
Lane Graves

Pulse shooter Omar Mateen with his widow Noor Salman and their child
Pulse shooter Omar Mateen with his widow Noor Salman and their child
Omar's ex-wife Sifora Yusufiy
Omar's ex-wife Sifora Yusufiy
Omar's victims
Omar's victims


KATG 2407: Love Musket

with Alzo Slade – Losing your virginity; being a player; why cops distrust black people; the Orlando shooting update; KATG polls; southern fighters; why not to drink; working with at-risk youth June 14, 2016

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Show Notes

  • — Holdin’ It Down Like Paperweights: Alzo Slade, who talks so cool, is in studio
  • — Hi Reagan: The gang discusses losing their virginity
  • — Jackrabbit: Alzo discusses his current romantic situation and the one time he used to be a player
  • — Black Johnny: Alzo talks about the two times he went to jail and the reason cops are trigger happy around people of color
  • — Bring Back The Musket: Omar Mateen laughed as he killed 49 people at Orlando's Pulse club, bought his guns from a store run by a retired NYPD detective, and was a regular at the club as well as subscribed to several gay dating apps. Gun stocks went up after the massacre, and 19% of KATG fans think AR-15-style weapons should be sold to the public.
  • — Fun Polls: 3 KATG listeners think Stacey Dash is so sexy that her stupidity can be overlooked. 47% of the audience wouldn’t go on an all-expense paid trip to Rio due to the Zika virus. 28% play the lottery. 61% are horny.
  • — The Whole Bible Belt: Alzo grew up all over the South and can attest that Floridians are the toughest fighters
  • — Drunk Barbara Walters: Alzo didn’t drink before he heard the trailer for My Name Is Keith with Wendi Starling, and now he definitely doesn’t
  • — Grits And Biscuits: Alzo co-hosts a traveling party experience and works with at-risk youth through photography

Guests

Alzo SladeAlzo Slade

Pictures

Alzo Slade
Alzo Slade
BlueApron.com/KATG
BlueApron.com/KATG


Pulse
Pulse
Omar Mateen
Omar Mateen
Ed Henson, the man who sold Omar his guns
Ed Henson, the man who sold Omar his guns
Christopher Plaskon, the 19-year-old who stabbed his classmate after she turned down his prom invitation
Christopher Plaskon, the 19-year-old who stabbed his classmate after she turned down his prom invitation
Maren Sanchez, Christopher's classmate/victim
Maren Sanchez, Christopher's classmate/victim
Brock Turner
Brock Turner
Brock's support group
Brock's support group
Stacey Dash
Stacey Dash
Bob Hawk
Bob Hawk
Wendi Starling after My Name Is Keith
Wendi Starling after My Name Is Keith

KATG 2406: Thoughts No Prayers

with Danny Hatch – The Tony Awards and the Stanley Cup Final; Orlando’s mass shooting at a gay club; Keith’s wife completed a Spartan Race; a David Copperfield volunteer fell and sustained brain damage; the misconceptions of National Health Care; Miss California solves economic inequality; man receives $175 fine for giving a homeless man/undercover cop $3 June 13, 2016

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Show Notes

  • — A National Tragedy: Danny Hatch is in studio
  • — Sticks And Pucks: Keith watched the beginning of the Tony Awards instead of the Stanley Cup Final out of solidarity last night
  • — Thoughts And Prayers: The gang discusses the shooting at a gay club in Orlando that left 50 dead and 53 injured. A judge in Georgia refused a transgender man’s name-change request out of concerns for restroom safety.
  • — This Is Spart-ugh: Cat competed in a Spartan Race over the weekend, which ended up being much longer than she thought it would be
  • — Mind = Blown: A British man who was selected as an audience volunteer for a trick at a David Copperfield show is suing after he fell and sustained brain damage during the illusion. Health care in other countries is not as amazing as everyone says it is.
  • — Like, Such As The Middle Class?: Miss California tries to answer a question about economic inequality during the Miss USA 2016 pageant
  • — Cop Out: A man was given a $175 ticket after he unbuckled his seatbelt to give money to an undercover cop posing as a homeless man
  • — KATG Day: Get your shirts and stickers at KATG.com/store in time for July 4
  • — Sex Dreams: Keith previews the next episode of My Name is Keith, featuring Wendi Starling

Guests

Danny HatchDanny Hatch

Pictures

Danny Hatch
Danny Hatch
Barbra Streisand
Barbra Streisand
Hamilton
Hamilton
James Corden
James Corden
Pittsburgh Penguins
Pittsburgh Penguins
San Jose Sharks
San Jose Sharks
KATG meets the Stanley Cup
KATG meets the Stanley Cup
Pulse
Pulse
Pulse shooter Omar Mateen
Pulse shooter Omar Mateen
An AR-15
An AR-15
Paul Ryan
Paul Ryan
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
LA Pride would-be attacker James Howell
LA Pride would-be attacker James Howell
Rowan Elijah Feldhaus
Rowan Elijah Feldhaus
J. David Roper, the judge who wouldn't let Rowan change his name
J. David Roper, the judge who wouldn't let Rowan change his name
Janelle James
Janelle James
Jon Lovitz
Jon Lovitz
Cathryn after her Spartan Race
Cathryn after her Spartan Race
Cathryn's busted up Spartan knees
Cathryn's busted up Spartan knees
David Copperfield
David Copperfield
Gavin Cox, the man who suffered brain damage during one of David's tricks
Gavin Cox, the man who suffered brain damage during one of David's tricks
 Nadia Mejia, Miss California
Nadia Mejia, Miss California
Dane Rusk, the man who was given a $175 ticket for helping an undercover cop
Dane Rusk, the man who was given a $175 ticket for helping an undercover cop
Wendi Starling
Wendi Starling
How Wendi and Keith bonded
How Wendi and Keith bonded

KATG 2405: Ice Cream Man

with Kevin Bartini – Warm-up comics; A Midsummer Night’s Dream; doing drugs with a parent; The Purge-inspired killing spree; NYC ice cream truck wars; faulty exercise equipment causes blindness; the 2016 Olympics and the Zika virus June 10, 2016

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Show Notes

  • — Coming In Hot: Kevin Bartini, warm-up comic for The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore and Late Show with Stephen Colbert, is in studio
  • — Good Luck, Macbeth: Kevin is currently playing the role of Theseus in a production of A Midsummer Night’s Dream
  • — Parents Just Don't Understand: 17% of KATG’s audience has done drugs with one of their parents
  • — Election Year: An Indiana teenager went on a killing spree inspired by The Purge
  • — Cold War: Rival NYC ice cream truck companies are in the midst of a heated turf war
  • — Do You See What I See?: A blind man is suing McDonald’s after he was told he wasn’t allowed to walk through the drive-thru lane. A woman who was already half-blind is suing the makers of a workout resistance band after she was blinded in the other eye when it snapped.
  • — Shrinkage: Many reporters and athletes are not attending the 2016 Summer Olympics in Rio over Zika virus concerns

Guests

Kevin BartiniKevin Bartini

Pictures

Kevin Bartini
Kevin Bartini




Brody Stevens
Brody Stevens

Rene Russo
Rene Russo

Johnathan Cruz, the Indianapolis Purger
Johnathan Cruz, the Indianapolis Purger

Mister Softee
Mister Softee
New York Ice Cream
New York Ice Cream

Zika
Zika
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