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KATG 2039: Send

With Danny Hatch - The Top 10 Party Schools; big head costumes in NYC; Courtney Love wastes $27 million; Wikipedia bans the House of Representatives; Danny's love/lust life August 21, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — Party 101: Danny Hatch, who went to college for a single year, is in studio
  • — The Smelliest Union: Big head costume characters in NYC are trying to unionize after being threatened with meddling cops and councilmen. A man arrested for shouting anti-Semitic rants while dressed as Elmo is facing more jail time for trying to blackmail the Girl Scouts.
  • — Nirvana Money: Courtney Love estimates that she’s wasted $27,000,000 in her lifetime
  • — Editor In Chief: Wikipedia blocked the House of Representatives from editing articles for 10 days because its members kept adding blatantly false statements to them
  • — Lady Killer: Danny talks about the women that he has crushes on
  • — Ask The Wishmaster: Everyone's favorite weekly segment continues

Guests

Danny HatchDanny Hatch

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Danny Hatch
Danny Hatch
The University of Oklahoma
The University of Oklahoma



Dan Garodnick, the councilman who wants all big head costume characters to unionize
Dan Garodnick, the councilman who wants all big head costume characters to unionize
Spider-Man fighting the cops
Spider-Man fighting the cops
Dan Sandler, the anti-Semitic/Girl Scouts Elmo
Dan Sandler, the anti-Semitic/Girl Scouts Elmo

Courtney Love
Courtney Love


Donald Rumsfeld
Donald Rumsfeld
Robin Williams
Robin Williams
Cory Monteith
Cory Monteith

KATG 2038: More Seriously

With Michael Khalili and Marisela Arias – Sex clubs revisited; dieting; Humans United Against Robots; Chemda the Arsonist August 20, 2014

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  • — It's A Good Time To Be Alive: Michael Khalili and Marisela Arias, KATG's behind-the-scenes secret weapons, are in studio
  • — Nerds That Play Hard: Michael and Marisela took their relationship slow at first, but they went to a sex club on their third date
  • — Emphasis On The Die: The gang discusses dieting
  • — HUAR: There's a new fitness bracelet that shocks you with 340 volts whenever you miss a workout. Cars can be remotely hacked. A computer has been created that is so good at simulating human conversation that it convinced interrogators it was a human 13-year-old boy
  • — No! No!: Chemda's toaster caught fire and once water didn't put it out, her only solution was to yell at the fire

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Marisela and Michael
Marisela and Michael
Mike the ex-Intern
Mike the ex-Intern
Mike the ex-Intern's delicious Cottage Cheese Surprise
Mike the ex-Intern's delicious Cottage Cheese Surprise
JessNYC
JessNYC
Pavlok, the wristband that shocks you whenever you miss a workout
Pavlok, the wristband that shocks you whenever you miss a workout
Alan Turing
Alan Turing
Humans United Against Robots
Humans United Against Robots
Windex weaponry (with laser scope)
Windex weaponry (with laser scope)

KATG 2037: Manwhore

With Ray DeVito and Billy Procida – Dating apps; sex parties; male anorexia; a 6’4” 229-pound Little Leaguer; MTA’s bedbugs; Uber sabotages Lyft; being fined for posting negative reviews August 19, 2014

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  • — A Work Release Thing: Ray DeVito and Billy Procida, a couple of great guys, are in studio
  • — It’s A Pimp Site: Ray uses a dating app that sends him a different girl each day whose dinner he can pay for
  • — The Bukkake King: Billy went to his first sex party (but not his first bukakke) on Saturday, where he ran into a female comic he knew
  • — Manorexic: Billy was a little chubby growing up but was made fun of so relentlessly that he became anorexic
  • — Check His Birth Certificate: A 13-year-old Puerto Rican Little Leaguer is 6 feet 4 inches tall and 229 pounds
  • — Bugging Out: An MTA employee’s home is now infested with bedbugs because she cleaned an infested train and the MTA is refusing to fumigate her home
  • — Ew-ber: Uber was found to have ordered and canceled thousands and thousands Lyft rides to sabotage the competition
  • — Out To Lunch: A bed-and-breakfast announced it would fine people $500 for each negative review posted online by their guests

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Billy Procida and Ray DeVito
Billy Procida and Ray DeVito
Burning Man
Burning Man




Erick Figueroa, the 6'4" 229 pound Little Leaguer
Erick Figueroa, the 6'4" 229 pound Little Leaguer
Union Street Guest House
Union Street Guest House

KATG 2036: Losing My Religion

With Hollis James – Alec Baldwin joins Teachers Lounge; Hollis writes a TMNT book as well as for a Christian magazine; leaving the church; alcoholism; a 4-year-old mayor; the NRA wants the blind to have guns; Jesus Camp August 18, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — Class Is In Session: Hollis James, co-creator of the web series Alec Baldwin's Teachers Lounge, is in studio
  • — Ted Talk: Hollis' best friend, Ted Alexandro, is single despite literally everyone in the world considering him the most impressive person ever
  • — Renaissance Man: Hollis wrote a children's book about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (whose title he forgets) in addition to his work for a Christian magazine
  • — Fall Out Boys: Hollis and Keith talk about their slow (but still definite) experiences of falling away from the Catholic Church
  • — Diet Coked Up: Alcoholism and its roll in Hollis' life
  • — Playtime Is Over: A 4-year-old was not reelected as mayor of a small town where mayors are literally chosen out of a hat. The new mayor is 16 years old.
  • — No Foresight: The NRA's latest campaign is to let blind people have guns
  • — Stir Your Ice Cream: Inspired by the brainwashing antics in the film Jesus Camp, Keith offers some advice to his younger listeners

Guests

Hollis JamesHollis James

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Hollis James
Hollis James

Janeane Garofalo
Janeane Garofalo
Alec Baldwin
Alec Baldwin

DJ Paris Hilton
DJ Paris Hilton



Beau Bridges, narrator of 5 American Kids, 5 American Handguns
Beau Bridges, narrator of 5 American Kids, 5 American Handguns

Ted Leo
Ted Leo
Todd Barry
Todd Barry
Jim Norton
Jim Norton

KATG 2035: #Ferguson

With Kelly Fastuca – Ferguson; Barneys settles their racist cases for $525,000; an officer wins a medal and then beats up his female neighbor, another officer drunk joyrides in his cop car harassing women; the MTA sexually harasses female customers August 15, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — My Favorite Sheila: Kelly Fastuca, who brought everyone pastries, is in studio
  • — What's Your Number?: Ted Alexandro was late to his own party because he was busy protesting the Ferguson, MO police behavior. Keith met some real characters at the party.
  • — What's New With Fergie?: The gang discusses the shooting of an unarmed black teen by a white police officer in Ferguson, MO and the subsequent protests
  • — Racism Is Out Of Fashion: Barneys has agreed to pay a $525,000 settlement for wrongly having black shoppers frisked and arrested
  • — New York's Finest: An NYPD cop out celebrating his new Combat Cross medal entered a neighbor’s house at 5:30 a.m., repeatedly punched her, and was only placed on modified duty for punishment. Another boy in blue went for a drunk joyride in his squad car while yelling at women via the PA system.
  • — Take The Designer To Court: Kelly was sexually harassed by an MTA employee, and Chemda takes apart the argument that women should be mindful of what they're wearing to avoid harassment

Guests

Kelly FastucaKelly Fastuca

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Kelly Fastuca
Kelly Fastuca
Keith calls his wife from Ted's celebration
Keith calls his wife from Ted's celebration
Fergie
Fergie
Mike Brown, alive
Mike Brown, alive
Mike Brown, dead
Mike Brown, dead
Dorian Johnson, Mike's friend
Dorian Johnson, Mike's friend
Dorian scuffling with a convenience store clerk
Dorian scuffling with a convenience store clerk
Ferguson police chief Jon Belmar
Ferguson police chief Jon Belmar
Arrested Washington Post reporter Wesley Lowery
Arrested Washington Post reporter Wesley Lowery
Arrested Huffington Post reporter Ryan Reilly
Arrested Huffington Post reporter Ryan Reilly
The Ku Klux Klan
The Ku Klux Klan
Eric Garner
Eric Garner

Guy Fawkes' mask
Guy Fawkes' mask
Police activity in Ferguson
Police activity in Ferguson

The Ferguson protests in Times Square
The Ferguson protests in Times Square
Henry Davis, the man Ferguson PD wrongfully jailed and then charged with bleeding on their uniforms
Henry Davis, the man Ferguson PD wrongfully jailed and then charged with bleeding on their uniforms

Trayon Christian, one of Barneys' victims
Trayon Christian, one of Barneys' victims
Kayla Phillips, another of Barneys' victims
Kayla Phillips, another of Barneys' victims
Home of bedbugs and sexual harassment
Home of bedbugs and sexual harassment

KATG 2034: The Great Depression

With Steve Forrest – Long-distance relationships; thinking someone is breaking into your home; Ron Goldman’s mom auctions off $24.7 million; paying your restaurant check on your phone; fixing your major depression; Paris Hilton makes $2.7 million in 4 days; Jerry Jones defends his salacious pictures August 14, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — Cry Uncle: Steve Forrest, Time Out NY's Joke of the Week winner, is in studio
  • — Homecoming: Steve and his girlfriend just moved in together after being in a 2-and-a-half year long-distance relationship
  • — Anyone Here To Rape Us?: Steve's apartment is right next to the laundry room and it constantly sounds like someone is trying to break in to their apartment, which they are woefully unprepared to defend
  • — Squeezing The Juice Dry: Ron Goldman's mother is selling the rights to the $24.7 million O.J. Simpson has owed her for 17 years for murdering her son
  • — Open Table: A new app lets New Yorkers pay their restaurant bills on their phone and leave without having to wait for a waiter to bring them a check
  • — Important Poll Time: 35% of KATG's audience favor Raphael over the other Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and 37% suffer from bouts of major depression. The gang deals with the fallout from the previous episode's depression talk.
  • — Women Of The People: Paris Hilton made $2.7 million for a 4-night DJ residency; 18-year-old Kendall Jenner left a restaurant without paying before throwing a wad of money at a server
  • — But I'm A Billionaire: Jerry Jones has said that the lewd photos taken of him and much younger girls were a 'misrepresentation'

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Steve Forrest
Steve Forrest



Wilson, the neighbor from Home Improvement
Wilson, the neighbor from Home Improvement
O.J. Simpson
O.J. Simpson
Ron Goldman
Ron Goldman


Lenny Marcus
Lenny Marcus
Elliott Smith
Elliott Smith
Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton
Deadmau5
Deadmau5
Kendall Jenner
Kendall Jenner
Hailey Baldwin
Hailey Baldwin

Fergie
Fergie
Jerry Jones being misrepresented
Jerry Jones being misrepresented

KATG 2033: Get Happy

With Lenny Marcus – Preseason football explained and the NY Giants sell fake memorabilia; A porn star vs. an MMA fighter vs. Dog the Bounty Hunter; new facts on the death of Robin Williams and listener feedback; Lauren Bacall dies; Ashton Kutcher involved in massive plagiarism; Germans admit to changing Brooklyn Bridge's flags; weed arrests August 13, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — Who Knows?: Lenny Marcus, who may or may not have a girlfriend, is in studio
  • — Fumble: Lenny and Keith explain how the NFL’s preseason works, and they get into an argument over the NY Giants selling of fake memorabilia
  • — Alpha Male Shit: The gang discusses the updated news on War Machine, the MMA fighter that beat his porn star ex-girlfriend, including news on War Machine’s recent tweets and the tweets of War Machine’s brother and Dog the Bounty Hunter.
  • — Get Happy Or Get Out: Robin Williams tried slashing his wrists before hanging himself and was suffering from severe depression and financial woes in the time leading up to his death. Lenny tries to understand how to help depressed people.
  • — The Look: Lauren Bacall, famous actress and Lauren Hennessy’s namesake, died at age 89
  • — F-: Ashton Kutcher’s website has been plagiarizing articles from sources such as Buzzfeed and The Huffington Post
  • — Who Cares?: 2 German artists have claimed responsibility for the Brooklyn Bridge's white flags
  • — Why Would You Do That?: 10% of KATG’s audience has been arrested for weed

Guests

Lenny MarcusLenny Marcus

Pictures

Lenny Marcus
Lenny Marcus

Eli Manning
Eli Manning
Christy Mack and War Machine
Christy Mack and War Machine
Christy Mack's War scars
Christy Mack's War scars
War Machine's brother
War Machine's brother
Dog the Bounty Hunter
Dog the Bounty Hunter
Dog the Bounty Hunter's daughter, Lyssa
Dog the Bounty Hunter's daughter, Lyssa
Christy Mack's friend Corey Thomas
Christy Mack's friend Corey Thomas
Megan Hauserman
Megan Hauserman

Robin Williams
Robin Williams
Michael Khalili
Michael Khalili


Danny Hatch
Danny Hatch


When Lenny met Robin
When Lenny met Robin
Young Lauren Bacall
Young Lauren Bacall
Old Lauren Bacall
Old Lauren Bacall
Humphrey Bogart
Humphrey Bogart
Jason Robards
Jason Robards
Frank Sinatra
Frank Sinatra
Ashton Kutcher
Ashton Kutcher
Buzzfeed (top), A+ (bottom)
Buzzfeed (top), A+ (bottom)
Matador (top), A+ (bottom)
Matador (top), A+ (bottom)
The Huffington Post (top),  A+ (bottom)
The Huffington Post (top), A+ (bottom)
Buzzfeed (top), A+ (bottom)
Buzzfeed (top), A+ (bottom)
Buzzfeed (left), and A+ (right)
Buzzfeed (left), and A+ (right)
The Brooklyn Bridge
The Brooklyn Bridge
Mischa Leinkauf and Mattias Wermke, the men reponsible for switching the flags
Mischa Leinkauf and Mattias Wermke, the men reponsible for switching the flags

KATG 2032: The Mental Illness Happy Hour

Fantasy football; An MMA fighter beats his porn star ex-girlfriend; Robin Williams commits suicide; 5 ex-maids of Michael Jackson’s explain what they saw; Did Tony Stewart deliberately run over Kevin Ward, Jr.? August 12, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — Gridiron Master: Fantasy football is Dungeons & Dragons with shoulder pads
  • — Spousal Abuse Machine: An MMA fighter named War Machine beat the shit out of his porn star ex-girlfriend and is now on the run with a $10,000 bounty on his head
  • — Lines!: Keith and Chemda eulogize noted actor/comedian/joke thief Robin Williams, who killed himself at 63
  • — King Of Poop: 5 of Michael Jackson's ex-maids shed light on what a literally disgusting perverted animal he was
  • — Rubbin's Racin': Did NASCAR driver Tony Stewart deliberately run over fellow competitor Kevin Ward, Jr.?

Pictures

Jason Nash
Jason Nash
Billy Procida
Billy Procida
Mrs. and Mrs. The Strange
Mrs. and Mrs. The Strange
Christy Mack and War Machine
Christy Mack and War Machine
Christy Mack's injuries
Christy Mack's injuries
Robin Williams
Robin Williams

Mork and Mindy
Mork and Mindy





Robin and his first wife, Valerie Velardi
Robin and his first wife, Valerie Velardi
Robin and his second wife, Marsha Garces
Robin and his second wife, Marsha Garces
Robin and his third wife, Susan Schneider
Robin and his third wife, Susan Schneider
John Belushi
John Belushi
Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson

Tony Stewart
Tony Stewart
Kevin Ward, Jr.
Kevin Ward, Jr.

KATG 2031: Shell Shock

With Jason Nash – The relevance of Vine; Jason Nash Is Married the movie; supermoons; preseason football; Liv raps about Jay-Z’s wondering penis; mania and the acid that causes it; 2014’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles; when Keith and Chemda broke up August 11, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — Vine’s Not Dead: Jason Nash, who has more than 1 million followers on the still very much alive Vine, is in studio
  • — Jason Nash Is Married: Jason’s latest project is a feature film based on his web series about always being the ‘shit spouse’ in a marriage
  • — Over The Moon: Keith doesn’t get everyone’s excitement over supermoons
  • — The Sporting Life: Despite making a pact with himself to stop hating sports, Jason still hates them and everyone who enjoys them. Keith hates preseason football and dogfighting.
  • — The Thirst Is Real: A rapper named Liv released a song where she denies fucking Jay-Z but informs Beyoncé that everyone else has. Meanwhile, Beyoncé released a photo of herself wearing a jersey with CARTER written on the back to assure everyone that her marriage is fine.
  • — Let’s Film That Hot Tub Scene Again: Jason is screening his movie for the first time in NYC and talks about working and growing infatuated with famous actresses while filming
  • — Cuckoo For Coconuts: Jason was just recently diagnosed as a manic person after eating his sister's coconut cake and momentarily losing empathy for all human life, which is probably related to his past excessive use of acid
  • — This Is 40: Keith very much enjoyed the new 2014 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie even though he can fully admit that he is wrong
  • — Scenes From An Italian Restaurant: Jason learns about Keith and Chemda's past romantic relationship and talks about the last time he cried
  • — They Try To Change You: Jason talks about one of the more rapturous reviews he got after a screening of his movie

Guests

Jason NashJason Nash

Pictures

Jason Nash
Jason Nash






The latest supermoon
The latest supermoon
Oh Batman...
Oh Batman...
Google Maps' new arrow technology
Google Maps' new arrow technology

Michael Vick
Michael Vick
Michael Vick's dog
Michael Vick's dog
Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson
Tina Fey
Tina Fey
Beyoncé
Beyoncé
Liv
Liv
Rita Ora, the woman Liv claims slept with Jay-Z
Rita Ora, the woman Liv claims slept with Jay-Z
Busy Phillips
Busy Phillips
Carrot Top
Carrot Top
Mike Doughty
Mike Doughty




Billy Joel
Billy Joel


KATG 2030: Nod Your Head to This

With Marcia Belsky – Football begins again; salacious pictures of Dallas Cowboys’ owner Jerry Jones with women that aren’t his wife; Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and a celibate Megan Fox; Anthony Cumia does it again; The Big Bang Theory actors earn $1,000,000 per episode; growing up Jewish in Tulsa, Oklahoma; MTA workers living with bedbugs August 8, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — And Now It’s Friday: Marcia Belsky, who lends her nonverbal support to the last week’s worth of shows, is in studio
  • — The Skins: Football begins, and the gang discusses Michael Vick playing for the NY Jets, salacious pictures of Dallas Cowboys' owner Jerry Jones with young women have made the news, and fair-weather fans
  • — Turtle Up: Keith is just as excited for the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie as he was when he was 16, which is to say inappropriately. While promoting the film, Megan Fox revealed that her husband receives ‘no intimacy’ because their kid sleeps with them in bed
  • — Dark Side Of The Moon: Anthony Cumia appeared on a talk show with an actual racist agenda where he said some actual racist things about there being no black people in the NASA control room when America landed on the moon, for one
  • — Offensively Unfunny: The three lead stars of The Big Bang Theory are now earning $1,000,000 per episode, up from their previous $300,000 per episode salary
  • — Saved, Shmaved: Marcia talks about growing up Jewish in the very conservative Christian Oklahoma and shares some of the religious harassment she and her family faced from the locals
  • — That’s For Sleeping On The Job: In the wake of bedbug infestations on multiple NYC subways, bedbugs have been found in the lockers and homes of a few MTA workers

Guests

Marcia BelskyMarcia Belsky

Pictures

Marcia Belsky
Marcia Belsky
Hamas
Hamas
Westboro Baptist Church
Westboro Baptist Church
The Tea Party
The Tea Party


Michael Vick
Michael Vick
One of Michael Vick's dogs
One of Michael Vick's dogs

Eli Manning, wearing a shirt 4 other people own
Eli Manning, wearing a shirt 4 other people own
Jerry Jones and his wife
Jerry Jones and his wife
Jerry Jones and probably not his wife
Jerry Jones and probably not his wife
Probably not his wife either
Probably not his wife either





Vanilla Ice
Vanilla Ice
Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox
Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox

Anthony Cumia
Anthony Cumia
Steven Landsburg, the professor who argued that unconscious rapes aren't crimes
Steven Landsburg, the professor who argued that unconscious rapes aren't crimes
The cast of The Big Bang Theory
The cast of The Big Bang Theory
A Tornado in Oklahoma
A Tornado in Oklahoma
The Oklahoma Land Rush of 1889
The Oklahoma Land Rush of 1889

Oral Roberts University
Oral Roberts University
Father Marian Rajchel, the devil's new text buddy
Father Marian Rajchel, the devil's new text buddy
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