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KATG 2809: Sup

with Kenny DeForest and Paul Hooper – Sharing your sobriety and unfair breathalyzers; the animals living in you; the Parkland, FL school shooting; Keith’s dating life; a brain scan that tells if you’re in love; KATG Polls; Stormy Daniels may now spill re: the Donald Trump affair February 15, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — A Gaggle Of Guys: We have Kenny DeForest and Paul Hooper in studio
  • — Joyless Paul: Paul discusses his disdain for people who publicly declare their sobriety and participate in AA
  • — Grade On A Curve: A Texas man who has been convicted of 4 DWIs protested his most recent sentence on grounds that breathalyzer laws discriminate against alcoholics
  • — Why We Drink: Florida resident Sam Cordero had a parasite removed from his head that travelled from his stomach. Meanwhile, an 11-year-old California boy had a snail removed that was living in his elbow.
  • — Thoughts And Prayers: 19-year old Nikolas Cruz went on a shooting rampage with an AR-15 in a Florida high school, killing 17 people. The gang discusses gun control in the United States.
  • — Two Princesses: The gang discusses Keith’s dating life and his online and offline behavior
  • — Let’s Take This Quiz: A brain scan that reveals whether a person is in love - or faking it - will be available within a decade
  • — You Have A Fun Audience: 35% of the listeners have had sex in public; 34% have been in a three-way or more; and, 45% would eat dog if it was on the menu
  • — Non-Disclosure: Donald Trump’s personal lawyer accidentally broke the non-disclosure agreement between himself and porn star Stormy Daniels, who is now able to go public with her Donald Trump affair

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Kenny DeForest
Kenny DeForest
Paul Hooper
Paul Hooper
The Texan fighting his 4th DWI
The Texan fighting his 4th DWI
Sam Cordero and his eye parasite
Sam Cordero and his eye parasite
A parasite in an eyeball
A parasite in an eyeball
Florida school shooter Nikolas Cruz
Florida school shooter Nikolas Cruz

Nikolas Cruz's Instagram photo
Nikolas Cruz's Instagram photo

Michael Cohen, Trump's lawyer
Michael Cohen, Trump's lawyer
Stormy Daniels
Stormy Daniels

KATG 2808: Everything’s Fine

with Tracey Carnazzo — Anxiety and weed paranoia; emetophobia; struggling with weight; an aimless Valentine’s Day; The 2018 Flu; keeping an eye on Tracey’s boyfriend; the world’s first gay Olympic figure skater; South Korea’s dog menu; Teen Mom February 14, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — Best New Guest: Tracey Carnazzo, Best New Guest of 2017, is in studio
  • — RELAX!: Tracey suffers from anxiety attacks and has trouble sleeping. Her mom tries to calm her down by yelling the anxiety out of her.
  • — The Weed Dairies: Chemda recently has been getting paranoid when she’s smoking weed and thinks people are breaking into her house
  • — You’re A Mess: Tracey suffers from emetophobia, and it affects every facet of her life
  • — Fat Camp: Tracey struggles with losing weight and will hire a trainer to come to her house
  • — Are You Happy?: Tracey gives an update on her relationship and (lack of) Valentine's Day plans
  • — Get The Shot: 5-year-old Brooklyn resident Elisa Murray was the 4th child in NYC to die from the flu within the last few weeks. Meanwhile, to limit the spread of the virus, the Catholic Church is suspending the sharing of consecrated wine during communion, handshakes during the peace offering, and stagnant holy water.
  • — Micro-Cheating: Tracey’s boyfriend is now admitting publicly that they are dating. Tracey has tactics she resorts to when she believes he is cheating on her.
  • — The First One?: U.S. athlete Adam Ribbons is the first openly gay Olympic figure skater
  • — Puppy Show: Olympic figure skater Meagan Duhamel has adopted a dog while competing in the South Korean Olympic games just before the dog was going to be killed and served as food. The South Korean government has offered restaurants money to stop selling dog meat during the games for a better image.
  • — Teen Mom Trash Talk: Tracey has a podcast where she discusses the reality TV show Teen Mom

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Tracey Carnazzo
Tracey Carnazzo
Keith's store bought pizza
Keith's store bought pizza
Adam Ribbons
Adam Ribbons
Brian Boitano
Brian Boitano
Meagan Duhamel
Meagan Duhamel
One lucky puppy
One lucky puppy
Tracey's podcast
Tracey's podcast
Farrah Abraham of Teen Mom
Farrah Abraham of Teen Mom

KATG 2807: Unzipped

with Billy Procida and Andrea Allan — Age differences and paypigs; public blowjobs; gambling addictions; Keith’s first online date; Andrea on Billy’s condescending attitude February 13, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — The Ethical Slut: Billy Procida, once again fresh off a breakup, is in studio
  • — Paypig: Billy details the age differences of his romances and his various relationships with men and women that get sexual gratification from giving Billy money
  • — Always Ready To Cry: Billy discusses the various times he has been blown in public, including in the parking lot of an NYPD precinct
  • — Sex and Gambling: Billy has a gambling addiction and sometimes plays backgammon in the park, losing hundreds of dollars at a time at midnight
  • — Malley’s Game: Keith had his first ever online date
  • — Off-Putting: Andrea Allan comes on mic to explain how Billy comes off as condescending with some stories from when they were “dating?”

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Billy Procida
Billy Procida
Billy's manual
Billy's manual
Dane Cook, 45 and Kelsi Taylor, 19
Dane Cook, 45 and Kelsi Taylor, 19
Backgammon
Backgammon
Andrea and Billy , once lovers now friends
Andrea and Billy , once lovers now friends

KATG 2806: Shame On

with Kerryn Feehan – Kerryn vs. My Big Fat Fabulous Life’s Whitney Way Thore; Kerryn’s relapse and her 8 concussions; KATG Polls; hearing voices; Neil deGrasse Tyson’s rape allegation; man drinks 25 energy drinks in 6 hours February 12, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — Not Kerring At All: Kerryn Feehan, who doesn’t exactly know her last name is, is in studio
  • — How Do You Respect People?: Kerryn still gets trolled and praised by the internet for fat-shaming Whitney Way Thore on TLC’s My Big Fat Fabulous Life. She now gets paid by strangers to insult them.
  • — Broken: Kerryn has had 8 concussions in her life
  • — Adrenaline Junky: Kerryn discusses her recent relapse and the events leading up to it
  • — KATG Pools: 18% of the listeners admit they cheat playing games; 20% care about what happens to their body after they die; and, 20% of the male listeners say that all men should not be trusted
  • — You Too?: Like Maria Wojciechowski, Kerryn also heard non-existent voices heckling her while she was performing
  • — Men Are Crustaceans: Kerryn gives her very not PC opinion on the rape allegations against Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • — Better Off Dead: Nick Mitchell almost died after he drank 25 Red Bull and Monster energy drinks in 6 hours

Guests

Kerryn FeehanKerryn Feehan

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Kerryn Feehan
Kerryn Feehan
Whitney Way Thore
Whitney Way Thore
Mike Recine
Mike Recine
Maria Wojciechowski
Maria Wojciechowski
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Tchiya Amet, the woman accusing Neil deGrasse Tyson of raping her
Tchiya Amet, the woman accusing Neil deGrasse Tyson of raping her
Kerryn Feehan and Myka Fox
Kerryn Feehan and Myka Fox
Kerryn and Myka's podcast
Kerryn and Myka's podcast
Nick Mitchell, energy drink dumb dumb
Nick Mitchell, energy drink dumb dumb

KATG 2805: Shots Fired

How robots keep secrets; the witness to Scott Baio’s underage kid-touching; Kim Cattrall vs. Sarah Jessica Parker; Christian Louboutin vs. VanHaren; Lenny Dykstra says Charlie Sheen confessed to murder; Leonardo DiCaprio supports known criminal Jordan Belfort; Harrison Ford on the new Han Solo movie; Quincy Jones on Michael Jackson stealing music, how JFK was murdered, and how Marlon Brando, Marvin Gaye, and Richard Pryor had sex; Black Panther trailer and soundtrack reviewed; race and the Olympics February 11, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — Captacha’d: Computer genius Danjan Pita created a new CAPTCHA test that only robots can understand
  • — Unhappy Days: Charles in Charge’s Alexander Polinksy witnessed inappropriate behavior between Scott Baio and 14-year-old Nicole Eggert on set
  • — Dahhhling: Kim Cattrall slammed Sarah Jessica Parker over social media after Sarah tagged her in a post while sending condolences for Kim’s brother’s death
  • — Soul Of The Shoe: French shoe designer Christian Louboutin is suing dutch company VanHaren for copying his patented red-colored sole on their line of shoes
  • — Dead Rick: Ex pro-baseball player Lenny Dykstra is claiming that Charlie Sheen confessed to murder in detail
  • — Shining Example: Leonardo DiCaprio was featured in a video promoting the public speaking seminars of known criminal Jordan Belfort, the man who The Wolf of Wall Street was based on. Belfort is now making millions upon millions as a reformed motivational speaker.
  • — Celebrities Just Talking: When asked if he was looking forward to watching the new Han Solo movie, Harrison Ford replied, “Not really.” In an interview with Vulture online, Quincy Jones ran his mouth about almost everybody including but not limited to: Michael Jackson (thief), The Clintons (shady), John F. Kennedy (murdered by the mob), The Beatles (untalented children), Bill Cosby (rapist), Donald and Ivanka Trump (idiot and sexy legs), U2 (no new good music), Cyndi Lauper (a complainer), Sam Smith (so gay), Marlon Brando , Marvin Gaye, Richard Pryor (all gay), and the list goes on.
  • — Don’t Take It Seriously: Chemda and Keith review the trailer and soundtrack for the upcoming superhero movie Black Panther
  • — It’s The Winter One: Black speed skater Shani Davis has spoken out on social media about racism in the Olympics after he lost a coin toss to bear the flag to white athlete Erin Hamlin. Meanehile, Mike Pence refused to stand during the opening ceremonies when the Korean athletes were announced, despite him sitting right next to Kim Jong-un’s sister.

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Humans Not Invited
Humans Not Invited
Alexander Polinksy and Scott Baio
Alexander Polinksy and Scott Baio
Alexander Polinksy and Nicole Eggert
Alexander Polinksy and Nicole Eggert
Kim Cattrall and her late brother Chris
Kim Cattrall and her late brother Chris
Kim Cattrall and Sarah Jessica Parker
Kim Cattrall and Sarah Jessica Parker
 The Christian Louboutin red-soled shoe
The Christian Louboutin red-soled shoe
Lenny Dykstra
Lenny Dykstra
Rick Calamaro and his alleged murderer Charlie Sheen
Rick Calamaro and his alleged murderer Charlie Sheen
Leonardo DiCaprio playing Jordan Belfort
Leonardo DiCaprio playing Jordan Belfort
Jordan Belfort, criminal and multi-millionaire
Jordan Belfort, criminal and multi-millionaire
Harrison Ford keeping it real
Harrison Ford keeping it real
Quincy Jones, free spirit
Quincy Jones, free spirit
Michael Jackson, musical thief
Michael Jackson, musical thief
The Clintons, shady politicians
The Clintons, shady politicians
John F. Kennedy, murdered by the mob
John F. Kennedy, murdered by the mob
Bill Cosby, rapist
Bill Cosby, rapist
Donald and Ivanka Trump, idiot and leggy broad
Donald and Ivanka Trump, idiot and leggy broad
U2, not making any good music
U2, not making any good music
Cyndi Lauper, complainer
Cyndi Lauper, complainer
 Sam Smith, so gay
Sam Smith, so gay
Marlon Brando, gay
Marlon Brando, gay
Richard Pryor, gay
Richard Pryor, gay
Marvin Gaye, gay
Marvin Gaye, gay
Erin Hamlin vs. Shani Davis
Erin Hamlin vs. Shani Davis

Vice President Mike Pence
Vice President Mike Pence

KATG 2804: BOONE!

with Hannah Boone – The return of Two Drunk Minimum; Hannah’s parents met in a mental institution, anguish followed; 1 in 10 people have fetal alcohol spectrum disorders; dating apps and odd encounters; NYC’s false tsunami warning; Trump’s military parade; Elon Musk’s space car; Nicole Eggert accuses Scott Baio of molestation when she was 14 February 9, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — New Fan Fave: Hannah Boone, who just joined the KATG Network, is in studio
  • — Family Affair: Hannah’s parents met in a mental institution. She recounts her tumultuous childhood and her experience checking herself into a psychiatric ward.
  • — Booze Is An Inside Job: A new study has come out revealing that 1 in 10 people have fetal alcohol spectrum disorders due to their mother consuming alcohol during pregnancy
  • — A Catalog Of Human Beings: Hannah has deleted her dating apps and discusses her struggles in romantic relationships
  • — Only In New York: A false tsunami warning went to people’s smart phones in NYC. The gang discusses how they would react if they received a doomsday notification on their phones.
  • — Shiny Toy Guns: The Trump administration announced that they have plans to throw an extremely costly military parade at the President's request
  • — He’s Canadian: Elon Musk’s Tesla Roadster, a literal space car, was successful in its space orbit
  • — #MostMen: The gang reviews Scott Baio’s plea of innocence on social media against accusations of molesting actress Nicole Eggert when she was 14. Both Chemda and Hannah share their experiences of not being able to confront sexual assaulters.

Guests

Hannah BooneHannah Boone

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Hannah Boone and Andrea, The Cranberry Sisters
Hannah Boone and Andrea, The Cranberry Sisters
Jus' funnin'!
Jus' funnin'!
The military parade in France that inspired Donald Trump
The military parade in France that inspired Donald Trump
Our baby
Our baby
Elon Musk
Elon Musk
The SpaceX roadster car/ship
The SpaceX roadster car/ship
The SpaceX roadster cruising through space
The SpaceX roadster cruising through space
Scott Baio
Scott Baio
Nicole Eggert
Nicole Eggert
The cast of Charles in Charge
The cast of Charles in Charge

KATG 2803: The Voice

with Maria Wojciechowski – Maria’s doppelgänger Laura Dern; hearing hateful voices from loved ones; bladder infections; Olympics sports physician Larry Nassar’s sentencing; Roger Ailes’ hidden cameras; The Six Pillars of Self-Esteem; court defendant won’t stop deliberately spitting on his attorneys; jury members try to stay alive while judging El Chapo; New York state prisoners given tablet computers February 8, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — Fingers Crossed: Maria Wojciechowski, whose name Keith will definitely pronounce correctly no worries at all, is in studio
  • — Doppelgänger: Maria has an Instagram account dedicated to side by side images of her and actress Laura Dern
  • — Delusions Of Shithead: Maria has bipolar disorder. Before she was diagnosed and put on medication, she would hear voices of loved ones and even audience members telling her that she was a bad person.
  • — On The Wrong Tract: Maria suffers from frequent bladder infections like our very own Andrea Allan
  • — Sentence His Digital Copy: Former women's Olympics sports physician Larry Nassar was sentenced to up to 175 years in prison for decades of underage sexual abuse
  • — Group Projects: New details are surfacing about the mass cover-ups of the late Roger Ailes multitude of sexual assaults
  • — The Seventh Pillar: Chemda drops some wisdom regarding attraction from the book The Six Pillars of Self-Esteem by Nathaniel Branden
  • — Disrespect: Brooklyn native Tyson Poulos, who is being prosecuted for dealing heroin, has to wear a spit shield in court because he is deliberately spitting on his attorneys
  • — Loose Lips Sink Ships: The jurors that were selected for the trial of drug kingpin Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman are going to have their identities – but not their faces – hidden because of the danger of being murdered. Several witnesses in the case have already been murdered.
  • — Gender Bender: Chemda shares a story revealing the blatant sexism that was confronted during the “blind auditions” that took place in orchestras
  • — Recipe For Disaster?: Inmates in New York state prisons will soon be provided with their own tablet computer for music, movies, and books

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Maria Wojciechowski
Maria Wojciechowski
Laura Dern and Maria
Laura Dern and Maria


John F. O'Donnell
John F. O'Donnell
Dr. Larry Nassar, Olympian doctor and sexual assaulter of over 160 kids
Dr. Larry Nassar, Olympian doctor and sexual assaulter of over 160 kids
"Let me at 'em!"
"Let me at 'em!"
Roger Ailes
Roger Ailes
Spoiler alert: there is a seventh pillar
Spoiler alert: there is a seventh pillar
Heroin dealer/spitter Tyson Poulos
Heroin dealer/spitter Tyson Poulos
Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman
Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman

KATG 2802: I’m Sooo Sorry

with Rojo Perez – Our dumb world; 2019’s Super Bowl and Philadelphia’s post-Super Bowl riots; Gisele Bündchen’s post-Super Bowl Instagram messages; Rob Gronkowski’s house robbed during Super Bowl; how to legally urinate in public; Keith wants your dead body February 7, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — Can dogs learn to fly?: Rojo Perez joins us to discuss if we all need to set this world on fire
  • — He’s Rich!: Keith is placing his Steelers Super Bowl bet for the 3rd year in a row, and the gang discusses how referees rig games in major sports
  • — Lubing Up Poles: The gang details Philadelphia’s post-Super Bowl riots, which included a person literally eating horse shit on camera
  • — Be A Good Loser: Gisele Bündchen took to social media to congratulate the team that husband Tom Brady lost to, and Rob Gronkowski’s house was broken into while he was losing the Super Bowl
  • — Hall Pass: Harlem resident Michael Simon, 70, suffers from diabetes and has carried around a hospital-issued letter since 2011 saying that he has “urgent and frequent urination” due to his condition, allowing him to urinate in public
  • — Deadtube: 60% of listeners say that they don’t care what happens to their body when they die. Keith challenges them.

Guests

Rojo PerezRojo Perez

Pictures

Rojo Perez
Rojo Perez
Super Bowl LIII odds on $100
Super Bowl LIII odds on $100
Keep it classy, Philadelphia
Keep it classy, Philadelphia
Tom Brady and wife Gisele Bundchen
Tom Brady and wife Gisele Bundchen
Michael Simmon, the man who can legally pee wherever he pleases
Michael Simmon, the man who can legally pee wherever he pleases

KATG 2801: The Big Bad Wolf

with Andrea Allan and Julia Schachter – New show: Last Week on KATG; Jumanji remake back at #1; the allure of horror movies; Monopoly’s new version encourages cheating; catching loved ones cheating in games; good and bad sportsmanship; comedian Aaron Glaser’s rape allegations February 6, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — A Day In KATG: Employees Andrea Allan and Julia Schachter join Keith and Chemda in studio
  • — A Brisk Update: KATG’s own Bianca Brady has started a weekly wrap up show called Last Week on KATG with Bianca. You’ll find it in your VIP package.
  • — A World Of Dumb: 7 weeks after its debut, Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle is once again the #1 movie. With the release of Winchester, Keith tries to understand the why some horror movies are considered good and some are bad.
  • — Feeding The Bad Wolf: Monopoly has released a new version that encourages cheating. The gang discusses catching significant others cheating while playing games.
  • — Sportsmanship: Andrea exposes Chemda for her poor competitive etiquette
  • — Wit Hunt: Disgraced comedian Aaron Glaser is speaking to the press claiming that the multiple rape allegations against him are false and have ruined his career

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Bianca Brady, host of Last Week on KATG
Bianca Brady, host of Last Week on KATG




Helen Mirren
Helen Mirren



Comedian Aaron Glaser
Comedian Aaron Glaser

KATG 2800: Christlike

with Christian Finnegan – Christian’s early work; wife Kambri’s breast cancer; sobriety update; dealing with humans; Super Bowl LII, Justin Timberlake, Nipplegate, $5 million 30-second commercials, and the Philadelphia Riots; social media vs. loved ones February 5, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — Big Time: Christian Finnegan is here to celebrate the 2,800th KATG show, and he couldn’t be more thrilled
  • — Bozo: Chemda used to hook Christian up with clowning gigs, and Christian recounts a humiliating moment involving dressing up as an elf and Wanda Sykes
  • — Cancer Cancer: Christian gives an update on his wife Kambri Crew’s breast cancer
  • — Voyeurism: We get an update on Keith and Christian’s sobriety
  • — What A To-Do: Christian discusses his frustrations with human interaction
  • — Sickening: Millions upon millions call in sick the day after the Super Bowl. The gang discusses Philadelphians destroying their own city in celebration.
  • — Wanksy: An anonymous Manchester man has been painting penises on potholes so that the city council will pay attention and fix them
  • — The Movement: The group discusses political correctness and the latest words that can be deemed offensive
  • — Super Bowl Smackdown: While discussing the Eagles beating the Patriots and Justin Timberlake’s halftime show, Chemda and Christian get into an argument over 2004’s Nipplegate controversy
  • — Soap vs. Meth: The gang reviews the Super Bowl commercials, and Chemda learns about the mind-boggling phenomena of teens eating laundry pods
  • — Half-Experiences: Christian speaks his peace about how social media affects quality of life

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Christian Finnegan
Christian Finnegan

Wanda Sykes
Wanda Sykes
Kambri Crews
Kambri Crews
Congratulations, Philadelphia
Congratulations, Philadelphia




Eagles fan celebrates by eating horse poop
Eagles fan celebrates by eating horse poop
WAAAAAAAAHHHHH
WAAAAAAAAHHHHH
Wanksy
Wanksy
Nipplegate
Nipplegate
Ryan McKenna, the Super Bowl selfie kid
Ryan McKenna, the Super Bowl selfie kid
Ryan, enjoying the show
Ryan, enjoying the show
Kids these days
Kids these days
The newest Blue Apron chef!
The newest Blue Apron chef!
BlueApron.com/KATG
BlueApron.com/KATG
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