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KATG 3810: God Is One of Us w/ Rod Morrow, Craig Klein, and Diamond Dogs’ Chris

Minimum Rage, birthday fuckin’, the explanation of Passover, Donald Trump’s courtroom stink. The connection? God made them all, and the gang is ready to break it all down. Rod Morrow, Hollywood Craig Klein, and Diamond Dogs’ Chris discuss Keith’s dad wishing Keith a HAPPY BIRTHDAY and Keith’s response; John Wayne Bobbitt not only losing his dick, but all his toes as well; and, Chemda’s shout-out on the Curb Your Enthusiasm finale. Oh, and Keith has his PRO megaphone. FAWWWWWWT!!!!! (Very safe for work.) April 23, 2024
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Show Notes

  • — YouTube introductions and Keith’s new soundboard
  • — Minimum Rage: 9-year-old girl shot after gun accidentally discharges outside a McDonald’s
  • — Keith had sex 7 times in 3 days!
  • — Passover explained
  • — Proof that God is one of us
  • — Last Week on KATG sponsor: Inaudible
  • — Keith’s Dad wrote to Keith (kinda)! Email dated: April 16, 2024
  • — Keith’s non-tactile abilities
  • — Curb Your Enthusiasm’s Chemda shout-out
  • — The Infinite Wrench
  • — Tiger Woods isn’t fucking or winning
  • — O .J. Simpson vs. Mike Tyson
  • — Chocolate covered orange rinds
  • — Rust and various court cases
  • — John Wayne Bobbitt also lost all his toes

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Minimum Rage
Minimum Rage
Accidents happen
Accidents happen
Megatron outside of McDonald's
Megatron outside of McDonald's
Donald Trump in court (again, probably farting)
Donald Trump in court (again, probably farting)
Freddy
Freddy
Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul
Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul

John and Lorena Bobbitt
John and Lorena Bobbitt

KATG 3809: Being Awkward w/ Laura Merli

New guest Laura Merli joins Keith to discuss their problems with physical directions and people (ugh). Also, O. J. Simpson is still dead, and Keith is very excited about a PRO megaphone. April 14, 2024
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  • — Your pocket computer full of porn
  • — Being Awkward/Women and social media
  • — Life without O. J.
  • — Keith’s new PRO megaphone
  • — Stand-up and open mics
  • — Escape room worker
  • — Aphantasia, the problem with physical directions, ADHD, and remembering names

Guests

Laura MerliLaura Merli

KATG 3808: The Passing of Football Great O. J. Simpson w/ Sean Keane and Emily Walsh

Turns out God found the real killer. Sean Keane and Emily Walsh help discuss the passing of O. J. (That one.) The trio also discusses The Golden Bachelor’s immediate divorce, art and honesty, and basketball and money laundering. April 12, 2024
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  • — Comedian set lists
  • — O. J. Simpson dead from cancer at 76
  • — The Golden Bachelor Gerry Turner and wife Theresa Nist divorce after 3 months
  • — Threeways, dirty talk, and coaching
  • — Art and honesty
  • — Basketball and money laundering
  • — The Sacklers and the opioid epidemic

KATG 3807: Curb Your Enthusiasm w/ Ellie Hino

THE FIRST NEW GUEST TO KATG IN THIS BRAND NEW WORLD! Ellie Hino helps Keith recognize that, yeah, life is a little insane. Iris Bahr shouted out Chemda on the Curb Your Enthusiasm finale! Keith internally freaked the fuck out at Katharine Heller’s show The Infinite Wrench! You’ll learn how to be more important to your spouse than their new child! (Spoiler: have sex with your spouse.) And then other stuff: ADHD, bisexuality, THE MASTERS, etc. April 10, 2024
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  • — Keith’s new iPhone
  • — Iris Bahr shouts out Chemda in the Curb Your Enthusiasm finale
  • — Keith freaks out at Katharine Heller’s The Infinite Wrench
  • — How to be better to your wife than your child
  • — Giving massages in hospice feat. powdering breasts
  • — Being diagnosed with ADHD
  • — Bisexuality, break-ups, and THE MASTERS

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Ellie HinoEllie Hino

KATG 3806: Doubt It, Thomas w/ Rod Morrow

Rod Morrow and Keith recap the last week of happenings in and around … Keith and The Guy?! The duo also covers Minimum Rage and a surprise return of Dad’s emails! Sponsored by A24 Films, this episode ends exactly how you would want it to. April 9, 2024
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Rod MorrowRod Morrow

KATG 3805: Sharky Malarkey w/ Kyle Thompson

Ex-KATG intern Kyle Thompson helps discuss fake people, weird liars, and trickster comedians. April 5, 2024
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  • — Kyle Thompson’s family update/Transgender Day of Visibility
  • — Keith and Kyle reminisce on interning for KATG
  • — The conjoined twins revisited
  • — Keith’s first earthquake
  • — Word Liars
  • — Boyfriend busted for dressing as his girlfriend to pass a test to be a healthcare worker
  • — A “Weird Al” Yankovic college course
  • — From Nice Try, Tricksters: Ladies and Gentlemen and Others

Guests

Kyle ThompsonKyle Thompson

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Married couple Abby Hensel and Josh Bowling with Josh's child, photobombed by Brittany Hensel
Married couple Abby Hensel and Josh Bowling with Josh's child, photobombed by Brittany Hensel
Angrez Singh (r.) dresses as his girlfriend Paramjit Kaur (l.) to pass a healthcare exam
Angrez Singh (r.) dresses as his girlfriend Paramjit Kaur (l.) to pass a healthcare exam

KATG 3804: The Craft w/ Brother Love

Brother Love joins Keith to help discuss the future of KATG as well as Easter, trademarking Brother Love, Tornado Season, and the marriage of a conjoined twin. April 2, 2024
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  • — Allergies and Tornado Season
  • — KATG’s new phase
  • — Age and art
  • — Trademarking Brother Love
  • — Lizzo announces “I QUIT”
  • — Easter and family
  • — 2024’s total eclipse
  • — God’s mysterious ways
  • — A conjoined twin gets married
  • — Louis Gossett Jr., R.I.P.

Guests

Brother LoveBrother Love

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WWF's Brother Love
WWF's Brother Love
Married couple Abby Hensel and Josh Bowling with Josh's child, photobombed by Brittany Hensel
Married couple Abby Hensel and Josh Bowling with Josh's child, photobombed by Brittany Hensel
An Officer and a Gentleman's Richard Gere with Louis Gossett Jr., R.I.P.
An Officer and a Gentleman's Richard Gere with Louis Gossett Jr., R.I.P.

KATG 3803: God Bless the U.S.A. w/ Lucie Pohl

The great Lucie Pohl joins Keith to discuss her role in The Dad Emails book, Donald Trump’s God Bless the USA Bible, Sean D. Combs’s homes being raided by federal agents over sex trafficking allegations, and the collapse of Baltimore’s Francis Scott Key bridge. But it’s funny. March 29, 2024
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Show Notes

  • — Birthdays and getting older
  • — Vietnamese man has a 12-inch eel removed from his abdomen after it slid up his ass
  • — Lucie Pohl and The Dad Emails
  • — Robert F. Kennedy Jr. picks his vice president
  • — Donald Trump’s God Bless the USA Bible
  • — Federal officers raided the homes of Sean D. Combs over sex trafficking allegations
  • — The collapse of Baltimore’s Francis Scott Key bridge
  • — Somerset, PA county school asks 5th graders to explain what they would look for in a good slave
  • — Deez-Nuts arrested for battery and disorderly conduct

Guests

Lucie PohlLucie Pohl

KATG 3802: Jury Duty and Stand-Up Extravaganza #16

Keith discusses his yesterday — his first day reporting for jury duty for the first time in his life. Then KATG shares another of Keith’s stand-up albums, I’m Dating Your Mom. March 27, 2024
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  • — Keith's first time reporting for jury duty
  • — Keith's 16th stand-up show: I'm Dating Your Mom

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#5
#5
#16
#16
#17
#17

KATG 3801: The Very Best of Keith Malley

Never heard Keith’s stand-up before? Today we reminisce on his 10th album, Good Clean Fun: The Very Best of Keith Malley. March 25, 2024
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Season 2
Season 2
#10, art my Matteo Lane
#10, art my Matteo Lane
#17, art by Mallory Jane
#17, art by Mallory Jane
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