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KATG 2849: Private Joker

KATG Polls & secret dimensions; Beirut and The Purge series reviewed; The King of Kong champion destroyed; RIP Mitzi Shore, Harry Anderson, and R. Lee Ermey; geese fall from the sky; NASA’s loose sperm; the retirement of hurricanes April 19, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — Science First: Whether it’s regarding war reenactors, talking to Jesus, Keith’s dating tips, or The Mush, Keith and Chemda are in studio getting down to science with the latest poll results
  • — Smoked 3 Oak Trees: Keith and Chemda discuss the dimension beyond our understanding
  • — Movie Pass: Keith covers the top movies of the week, reviews Beirut, and discusses The Purge series and it’s upcoming prequel
  • — Cheaters Never Win: Billy Mitchell, the subject of the movie The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters, has had his high scores stripped from the Twin Galaxies leaderboards after an investigation proved that he, indeed, cheated. The title for Best Donkey Konger goes to long-time rival Steve Wiebe.
  • — Rest In Peace: Mitzi Shore, owner of The Comedy Store, has passed away at age 87. Harry Anderson, actor best known for his role in Night Court, passed away at 65. Former Marine and actor R. Lee Ermey, best known for his role as the drill sergeant in Full Metal Jacket, has died at age 74.
  • — Fowl Play: More than 50 dead geese that were struck by lightning landed in an Idaho parking lot
  • — Black Mirror: NASA has announced that they are sending loose human sperm into space
  • — What’s In A Name: The UN World Meteorological Organization has announced that they will shelve the names used for the last 4 most destructive hurricanes as to not upset people too much

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The late Mitzi Shore, the owner of The Comedy Store
The late Mitzi Shore, the owner of The Comedy Store
The late Harry Anderson in Night Court
The late Harry Anderson in Night Court

 The late R. Lee Ermey in Full Metal Jacket
The late R. Lee Ermey in Full Metal Jacket


Billy Mitchell, the now disgraced Donkey Kong cheater
Billy Mitchell, the now disgraced Donkey Kong cheater
Steve Wiebe, Billy Mitchell's rival
Steve Wiebe, Billy Mitchell's rival

KATG 2848: KATG Week 2018 w/ Tracey Carnazzo and Andrea Allan

Discussing the shows, festivities, and behind-the-scenes of KATG Week April 17, 2018

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  • — KATG Week: Tracey Carnazzo and Andrea Allan help review Keith and The Girl Week

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Tracey Carnazzo
Tracey Carnazzo
Andrea Allan
Andrea Allan


Justy Dodge’s birthday wishes
Justy Dodge’s birthday wishes



dEAdERest’s very recent message to Keith’s ex
dEAdERest’s very recent message to Keith’s ex
Chemda's Blue Apron masterpieces
Chemda's Blue Apron masterpieces
Getting Keith laid since 2018
Getting Keith laid since 2018
Go to BlueApron.com and use code KATG
Go to BlueApron.com and use code KATG

KATG 2847: Creep

Sumner Redstone’s vulgar way of communication; T.J. Miller arrested by FBI for fake bomb threat; 82-year old multiple subway grinder; unwittingly videotaping a man spiking your drink, What Would You Do?, and Keith and Chemda’s time on Boiling Points; woman claims the wind blew bagged cocaine through her car window into her purse; Cardi B’s deadly butt injection and her Bloods membership; The Cosby Show actress rushes Bill Cosby outside of court April 12, 2018

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  • — Party, Super Party!: We are on the eve of KATG weekend
  • — YES, NO, FUCK YOU: 94-year-old media tycoon Sumner Redstone has been communicating with an iPad during business meetings that plays 3 different audio recordings: YES, NO, and FUCK YOU. Sumner is also in a legal showdown with ex-girlfriend Sydney Holland over the millions of dollars he has given to various women he was cheating on her with
  • — Is He Bored?: Comic T.J. Miller was arrested by the FBI for calling in a fake bomb threat on an Amtrak train
  • — It’s A Young Man’s Game: 82-year-old Conrado Aleman, who has been arrested multiple times for the same crime, was caught by the police once again grinding his crotch against a woman on the subway
  • — Surprise!: Brazilian woman Kristal Santos unwittingly caught a man in the act of putting something in her drink when she was filming herself dancing. Keith and Chemda discuss hidden camera shows such as What Would You Do? and their experience on MTV’s Boiling Points.
  • — Blow: Florida woman Kennecia Posey was caught with cocaine in her purse when she was pulled over for swerving while driving. Her excuse was that it was a windy day and the cocaine must have flown through the window and landed in her purse.
  • — Killer Butt: Rap superstar Cardi B has admitted that she got a butt injection from the same woman who killed Kelly Mayhem in 2015 by the same procedure. The gang discusses trap music and Cardi’s affiliation with the Bloods gang.
  • — Bad Bitch: Actress Nicole Rochelle, who appeared on The Cosby Show as a child, was arrested outside of the court where Bill Cosby’s retrial was being held. Rochelle jumped over barriers and rushed Bill Cosby while topless with the names of Cosby’s victims written on her body.

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Are you ready to party?
Are you ready to party?
Sumner Redstone
Sumner Redstone
Sumner Redstone and his estranged lover Sydney Holland
Sumner Redstone and his estranged lover Sydney Holland
T.J. Miller
T.J. Miller
Chronic subway grinder Conrado Aleman
Chronic subway grinder Conrado Aleman
Kristal Santos catching a man red-handed
Kristal Santos catching a man red-handed
Wind victim Kennecia Posey
Wind victim Kennecia Posey
Cardi B
Cardi B
Nicole Rochelle
Nicole Rochelle

KATG 2846: Fux with This w/ Norlex Belma

Child prodigies; Chemda’s recent bullying incident; fat-shamed woman decides to buy all of a bakery’s cupcakes; Netflix and chillin’; teachers; social media tagging and the person you’re dating; Sex and the City co-stars react to Cynthia Nixon running for Governor; the fear of the country; Beauvais, France’s mayor’s shocking April Fools’ prank April 11, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — We Fux With Him: Guest Norlex Belma reviews his status as a child prodigy
  • — Brooklyn Bullies: Chemda got bullied by a group of guys outside of a taco truck
  • — Sweet Revenge: Vega Blossom, an Indiana woman, was fat-shamed by a fellow customer in a bakery who said, “Let’s hope this fat bitch doesn’t buy all of the cupcakes.” Vega then decided to buy all of the cupcakes.
  • — A Netflix Fifteen: Norlex hooked up with a girl with a Cedric the Entertainer comedy special playing in the background
  • — Mamma’s Boy: Norlex’s mother and girlfriend are teachers
  • — Official On Social Media: The gang discusses how posting and tagging photos with a partner shows relationship commitment
  • — Clap Back: Former cast member Sarah Jessica Parker publicly showed her support for Cynthia Nixon and her political campaign, while Kim Cattrall publicly showed indifference
  • — Country Mouse: Norlex and Chemda discuss their fear of being outside the city
  • — Gotcha!: Mayor Caroline Cayeux received backlash from the residents of Beauvais, France after she played an April Fools’ prank and announced that an IKEA would open in that town creating 4,000 jobs

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Norlex BelmaNorlex Belma

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Norlex Belma
Norlex Belma
Vega Blossom, cupcake avenger
Vega Blossom, cupcake avenger
Foreplay
Foreplay
Cynthia Nixon
Cynthia Nixon
Sarah Jessica Parker
Sarah Jessica Parker
Kim Cattrall, dahhhhhlinngggg
Kim Cattrall, dahhhhhlinngggg
Kristin Davis, the prude
Kristin Davis, the prude
France's hilarious Caroline Cayeux
France's hilarious Caroline Cayeux

KATG 2845: Lucky You w/ Jessica Michelle Singleton

A dark family history and a tortured existence; tattoos; sobriety; Tony Robbins’ apology April 10, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — White Trash Wonderful: We have a new hilarious guest with many names. Jessica Michelle Singleton is in studio.
  • — Splitting: Jessica Michelle explains her dark family history, her struggles with mental health, abusive relationships, and her attempt at suicide
  • — Tattoo You: Jessica Michelle discusses her tattoos, which are on her hand, the inside of her lip, her ankle, and beside her vagina
  • — Proof: Keith reads a letter written by a listener who is now 5 days sober
  • — Womens Lives Matter: The gang reads motivational speaker Tony Robbins’ apology for his comments made about the #MeToo movement
  • — Watch clips from this episode on our YouTube channel! http://YouTube.com/KeithAndTheGirl

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Jessica Michelle Singleton
Jessica Michelle Singleton







KATG 2844: Crazy Talk w/ Alyssa Limperis and May Wilkerson

Mental illness; Talk Stoop’s Cat Greenleaf sues NBCUniversal; Conor McGregor vs. A Bus; to show or not show that you care; Tinder loses people’s matches; Ren & Stimpy creator outted for inappropriate sexual relationships with underage girls April 9, 2018

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  • — Their Skits And Bits: We have Alyssa Limperis and May Wilkerson, who are mentally ill and loving it, in studio
  • — Talk Stoopid: Cat Greenleaf, host of Talk Stoop, is suing NBCUniversal, LX, and LX senior vice-president Meredith McGinn for unlawfully discriminating against her by firing her because she struggles with clinical depression
  • — Beat Up A Bus: MMA fighter Conor McGregor has been charged with assault after he was caught on camera throwing things including a dolly at a bus carrying fellow fighters, causing injuries
  • — Speeding It Up: The gang discusses Keith’s first date techniques as well as covering the debate of showing you care vs. finding sweetness lame
  • — Goodbye, Sweet Prince: Tinder has a technical malfunction that has caused users to lose all their matches
  • — In Creep News: John Kricfalusi, the creator of the cartoon Ren & Stimpy, was outed for grooming and having sexual relationships with underage girls looking for an in in animation
  • — Watch clips from this episode on our YouTube channel! http://YouTube.com/KeithAndTheGirl

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Alyssa Limperis and May Wilkerson
Alyssa Limperis and May Wilkerson
Talk Stoop's Cat Greenleaf
Talk Stoop's Cat Greenleaf
Meredith McGinn, defendant
Meredith McGinn, defendant
Conor McGregor
Conor McGregor
Conor McGregor, going after that bus
Conor McGregor, going after that bus
Conor McGregor, preparing for his arrest
Conor McGregor, preparing for his arrest



Ren & Stimpy creator John Kricfalusi
Ren & Stimpy creator John Kricfalusi
John Kricfalusi and Robyn Byrd
John Kricfalusi and Robyn Byrd
John Kricfalusi and Katie Rice
John Kricfalusi and Katie Rice

KATG 2843: Dating for Dummies w/ Melody Kamali and Deno DeMartino

Stand-Up-Athon results; Keith’s David Bowie exhibit date; studies show that beautiful people believe life is fair and just, and longer penises can deliver more vaginal orgasms than shorter penises; Keith reviews The Quiet Place and Blockers; Tony Robbins says the #MeToo movement is women’s excuse for not dealing with their own failures April 8, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — Andrea Wrote This: The Stand-Up-Athon votes are in, and Andrea Allan came in second place, Sydnee Washington came in first but who gives a shit, and Tracey Carnazzo came in third
  • — Absolute Beginners: Melody Kamali and Deno DeMartino join KATG as Keith describes his David Bowie exhibit date and his smooth moves
  • — News Flashes: A study published in the journal Psychological Reports shows that beautiful people tend to believe that life is fundamentally fair and just. Also, a study done by the Journal of Sexual Medicine shows that men with longer penises can give women more vaginal orgasms than those without
  • — Shhhh: Keith reviews The Quiet Place and Blockers, and the gang reminisces about the rapeyness of old school movies such as Overboard and Revenge of the Nerds
  • — #HimToo: During one of his live events, life coach Tony Robbins said that women are using the #MeToo movement to get attention and not deal with their own failures. Sexual abuse survivor Nanine McCool is on tape at the event confronting him.

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Melody Kamali, editor of the revamped KATG YouTube Channel
Melody Kamali, editor of the revamped KATG YouTube Channel
Deno DeMartino
Deno DeMartino
Sydnee Washington, KATG Stand-Up-Athon Gold Metal Winner
Sydnee Washington, KATG Stand-Up-Athon Gold Metal Winner
Andrea Allan, KATG Stand-Up-Athon Silver Metal Winner
Andrea Allan, KATG Stand-Up-Athon Silver Metal Winner
Tracey Carnazzo, KATG Stand-Up-Athon Bronze Metal Winner
Tracey Carnazzo, KATG Stand-Up-Athon Bronze Metal Winner
The late David Bowie wearing Keith's favorite coat
The late David Bowie wearing Keith's favorite coat
The coat that lead to The Touch
The coat that lead to The Touch
Keith's ace in the hole
Keith's ace in the hole




Tony Robbins, mansplainer of #MeToo
Tony Robbins, mansplainer of #MeToo
Nanine McCool, sexual abuse survivor
Nanine McCool, sexual abuse survivor
Tony vs. Nina
Tony vs. Nina

KATG 2842: Assault and Batteries w/ Myq Kaplan and Zach Sherwin

Listener feedback; Laura Ingraham, Frank Stallone, Ted Nugent, and Roseanne Barr vs. teen activist David Hogg; Keith and the David Bowie exhibit, Chinese boy urinates on elevator buttons, causes himself to be stuck inside April 6, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — Good Morning: Guests and pals Myq Kaplan and Zach Sherwin are in studio to start and end our day right
  • — The Prodigal Son: Keith reads listener feedback. Chemda is pleased. Keith is not.
  • — We Like These Kids: Celebrities Laura Ingraham, Frank Stallone, Ted Nugent, and Roseanne Barr are trolling teen activist David Hogg
  • — Fun Facts: An upcoming first date has Keith going to the David Bowie exhibit
  • — PeeMeditated: A Chinese boy peed all over the buttons in an elevator, short-circuited it, and had to by rescued by authorities

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Myq Kaplan and Zach Sherwin
Myq Kaplan and Zach Sherwin

Laura Ingraham
Laura Ingraham
Frank Stallone
Frank Stallone
Ted Nugent
Ted Nugent

Roseanne Barr
Roseanne Barr
David Hogg
David Hogg
David Hogg, not doing a Nazi salute
David Hogg, not doing a Nazi salute
The David Bowie exhibit
The David Bowie exhibit
The evidence is pretty damning
The evidence is pretty damning

KATG 2841: Slippin’ w/ Tracey Carnazzo

Tracey’s relationship; Judge Robert Cicale caught breaking and entering and stealing panties; Tracey put a man in prison; DMX sentenced to 1 year in jail for tax fraud; Amazon Books’ brick and mortar stores; Richard Simmons tries to defend that he’s not a transgender woman and loses $130,000; the times Chemda and Tracey were cheated on April 4, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — Everybody’s Favorite: We have the hilarious Tracey Carnazzo in studio
  • — Don’t Boil A Bunny: The gang discusses Tracey’s relationship
  • — Repeat Offender: Long Island Judge Robert Cicale is facing charges after getting caught red- handed breaking into his neighbor’s house and stealing her underwear, which he has done to various victims multiple times
  • — Snitch Of The Month: Tracey outed a guy for plotting to kill his wife, and he is now in prison
  • — Free DMX: DMX owes $1,700,000 in taxes. His lawyer played part of his single Slippin’ in court to convince the judge that the rapper should not go to jail. He was sentenced to 1 year.
  • — Laughing At Borders: Amazon Books opened its second brick and mortar bookstore in NYC
  • — Trash Talk: Richard Simmons was ordered to pay $130,000 to cover the legal costs incurred by the tabloid outlets that he sued for defamation over publishing stories claiming he had undergone sex reassignment surgery
  • — You’re Fucking Your Sister?: Chemda and Tracey discuss the multiple times they have caught men in the act when they were cheating on them

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Tracey Carnazzo
Tracey Carnazzo
Tracey's life
Tracey's life

Robert Cicale, judge and panty thief
Robert Cicale, judge and panty thief
DMX, né Earl Simmons
DMX, né Earl Simmons
Amazon, laughing at the bookstores they put out of business
Amazon, laughing at the bookstores they put out of business
Richard Simmons
Richard Simmons

KATG 2840: Virtual Reality

Real life accurate mind-reading; Keith’s April Fools’ prank; man jumps on stage during play to save Jesus; Tommy Wiseau aims for Broadway; President Trump hypocritically announces April as Sexual Assault Awareness Month; Pornhub.com supports sexually suggestively-named cities; NYPD Blue creator Steven Bochco has died; Keith reviews Ready Player One; an NYC ban on smoking and walking April 3, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — Oh Happy Day: Scientists from the University of California have developed a device that can literally read minds. The technology involves a computer that can translate brain activity into text with 90% accuracy.
  • — Liar’s Day: Keith played a mind-blowing, extremely successful April Fools prank on Chemda
  • — The Power Of Christ: A Brazilian man attacked an actor during a performance of the play Passion of Christ to save Jesus from a fake attacking Roman soldier
  • — Room For Improvement: Tommy Wiseau has announced that he wants to bring his movie The Room to Broadway
  • — With A Straight Face: Over 16-time sexual assault accused President Donald J. Trump announced that April will be dedicated to sexual assault awareness
  • — Balls Creek: Pornhub.com is giving free membership to residents of cities with goofy sexual names such as Climax and Threeway
  • — Keeping It Real: Steven Bochco, the creator of NYPD Blue, L.A. Law, and Hill Street Blues, has died of leukemia at age 74
  • — I Need To Respect You: Keith reviews Ready Player One and explains the concept of VR to Chemda
  • — Puff Puff Pass: A bill is being introduced by NYC councilman Peter Koo that would ban smoking while walking on city sidewalks

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The Brazilian man defending fake Jesus
The Brazilian man defending fake Jesus
Tommy Wiseau
Tommy Wiseau
The late Steven Bochco
The late Steven Bochco



Dat Dennis Franz ass...
Dat Dennis Franz ass...

NYC anti-smoking and walking Councilman Peter Koo
NYC anti-smoking and walking Councilman Peter Koo
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