Latest Episode
Play

Show Notes and Pictures

KATG 2074: The Joke Man

With Jackie Martling - Renée Zellweger denies getting plastic surgery; Jackie Martling discusses leaving The Howard Stern Show and his thoughts on it now; sober while smoking weed; Keith stumps Jackie; Bill Cosby’s rape allegations examined October 23, 2014

Listen to the show

Loading audio player... (requires a modern browser to work)

Show Notes

  • — Killer Stuff: Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling, who is surprised to hear that Keith and Chemda know his work, is in studio
  • — Perhaps It Shows: Renée Zellweger is downplaying her brand new face, saying she looks different simply because she’s in a happier place
  • — Jack Off: Jackie used to be the head writer for The Howard Stern Show but demanded more money in 2001. He didn’t get more money.
  • — Druggie Martling: Jackie is 14 years off of alcohol, but he’s a marijuana advocate and even works as the East Coast correspondent for National Marijuana News
  • — Stump The Joke Man: Keith talks about the time he went to Jackie’s live show and stumped the master
  • — JokeLand: Jackie talks about his email joke service, his compulsion to tell people jokes, and what he’d like to do next with his professional life
  • — Roofie Huxtable: The gang goes over the Hannibal Buress/Bill Cosby rape allegation controversy and looks at victim testimonies. It doesn't look good for Bill.
  • — Q&J: Chemda was interviewed by MStars News, and Jackie gives his answers to some of the questions

Pictures

Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling
Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling

Renée Zellweger before happiness
Renée Zellweger before happiness
Reneé Zellweger after happiness
Reneé Zellweger after happiness
Howard Stern
Howard Stern


Hannibal Buress
Hannibal Buress
Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
The Temptations
The Temptations
Liam McEneaney
Liam McEneaney

KATG 2073: Reefer Madness

With Katharine Heller – Evolution of Batman; iCloud beta testing; Steelers vs. Texans; the Pittsburgh accent; trying to reconnect with old friends; the definition of a druggie; Renée Zellweger’s new head; Monica Lewinsky’s speech; Hannibal Buress calls out Bill Cosby’s rape allegations; Oscar Pistorius gets 5 years October 22, 2014

Listen to the show

Loading audio player... (requires a modern browser to work)

Show Notes

  • — The Katharine Heller Award: Katharine Heller, who loves and is loved by everyone, is in studio
  • — The Design Gotham Needs: Cathryn Lavery’s Evolution of Batman design has gone next level
  • — Rotten Apple: Keith got his iPhone screen repaired once again, and Apple’s new iOS update offers beta access to the iCloud photo servers
  • — The Football Medium: The Pittsburgh Steelers' amazing victory proved sports prognosticators (and Keith’s haters) wrong
  • — Yinz Guys Did It: The Pittsburgh, PA accent won Gawker's Ugliest Accent Contest
  • — The Renegades Disband: Keith is trying to make a real connection with his old friends. The friends aren’t having it.
  • — A Walking Chimney: We delve into KATG’s Druggiegate
  • — Bridget Jones' Why?-iary: Renée Zellweger looks completely unrecognizable after getting an extensive face-lift
  • — Addressing The Issue: The gang continues the Monica Lewinsky debate with the news that she is leading a crusade against cyberbullying, of which she considers herself the very first victim
  • — Rape Jokes Are In Again: Hannibal Buress called Bill Cosby out on his multiple rape allegations
  • — Stump The Yard: Oscar Pistorius was sentenced to 5 years in prison for killing his girlfriend, though he's expected to serve 10 months

Pictures

Katharine Heller
Katharine Heller


Evolution of Batman on a person
Evolution of Batman on a person
Evolution of Batman on a cell phone
Evolution of Batman on a cell phone
Evolution of Batman on a pint glass
Evolution of Batman on a pint glass
Evolution of Batman on The Big Bang Theory
Evolution of Batman on The Big Bang Theory
Tempered glass
Tempered glass
Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Houston Texans
Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Houston Texans
Lauren's replica of Keith's $5 bill from a fan
Lauren's replica of Keith's $5 bill from a fan
Zachary Quinto of Pittsburgh
Zachary Quinto of Pittsburgh

ImStillToni
ImStillToni

Renée Zellweger, 2004
Renée Zellweger, 2004
Renée Zellweger, 2014
Renée Zellweger, 2014
Monica Lewinsky
Monica Lewinsky
Bill Clinton
Bill Clinton
Hannibal Buress
Hannibal Buress
Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
Reeva Steenkamp and Oscar Pistorius
Reeva Steenkamp and Oscar Pistorius

KATG 2072: Foreshadowing

With Dylan Marron – Welcome to Night Vale; The KATG Spoiler Controversy; how men propose to one another; gay bullying; Monica Lewinsky’s woes; supporting the church while being gay October 21, 2014

Listen to the show

Loading audio player... (requires a modern browser to work)

Show Notes

  • — Airplane Mode: Dylan Marron, cast-member on Welcome to Night Vale, is in studio
  • — Gilmoregate: Keith, Chemda, and Danny deal with the fallout from the Gilmore Girls spoiler controversy with the help of Judge Dylan and some Dungeons & Dragons dice
  • — Foreshadowing: Dylan talks about his romantic and post-modern engagement to his boyfriend
  • — Closet Case: Dylan’s parents were more accepting of his sexuality than young Dylan was, and Dylan’s fellow high school boys practiced a very bizarre method of homophobia
  • — Great Timing: Monica Lewinsky joined Twitter, and the gang argues about how she was treated by the media in the wake of her affair with Bill Clinton
  • — Gifts And Qualities: Dylan's fiancé grew up in the church and works for a seminary

Guests

Dylan MarronDylan Marron

Pictures

Dylan Marron
Dylan Marron

The Gilmore Girls
The Gilmore Girls
The Walking Dead
The Walking Dead


Funkmaster Flex
Funkmaster Flex
Monica Lewinsky
Monica Lewinsky
Bill Clinton
Bill Clinton
Linda Tripp
Linda Tripp
Jennifer Lawrence
Jennifer Lawrence

KATG 2071: Spoiled Brats

Making your own medicine; the amount of sleep you need; football fans and their jerseys; people who sit on their neighbors’ stoops alone; high school football sexual hazing; The Walking Dead; The Judge and Dracula Untold; An AIDS-infected pastor has sex with parishioners; a drunk driver bribes a cop with Mountain Dew; a couple feeds their children feces October 19, 2014

Listen to the show

Loading audio player... (requires a modern browser to work)

Show Notes

  • — Druggies: Chemda was sick over the weekend, but she feels better after taking the medicine Lauren made. Part 2 of Justy Dodge's My Name Is Keith is now available.
  • — Snoozefest: According to a new study, men need 7.8 hours of sleep a night, while women require 7.6
  • — Football Sunday: Keith is confused by sports fans in no rush to see the teams whose jerseys they're wearing and old people sitting alone on stoops not connected to their houses. A top high school football team had its season cancelled after its players hazed underclassmen by putting fingers inside them and making them taste them
  • — We Fucked Up: Keith, with Danny's help, spoils something from Gilmore Girls after Chemda makes fun of football. Oh boy…
  • — The Talking Dead: The season premiere of The Walking Dead was the most watched cable television episode in history, and Keith has problems with it
  • — The Real Batman: Keith was let down by The Judge but loved the movie Dracula Untold
  • — Slut-shaming: A pastor who knew he had AIDS and still slept with some of his parishioners was ordered to stay away from his church for 24 years
  • — Mountain Don't: A drunk driver is in even more trouble after he tried to bribe the cop who stopped him with a Mountain Dew
  • — World's #2 Dad: A couple had their young children taken away after the kids were seen handling and eating human feces

Pictures




Charlo Green, the anchor who quit her job on air to focus on legalizing marijuana
Charlo Green, the anchor who quit her job on air to focus on legalizing marijuana
Justy Dodge
Justy Dodge
Hugsy Malone: "No I'm listening..."
Hugsy Malone: "No I'm listening..."
Standings before MNF
Standings before MNF

The Bangles
The Bangles
The Gilmore Girls
The Gilmore Girls
Home of the Butt And Sometimes Mouth Hazers
Home of the Butt And Sometimes Mouth Hazers
Jon Bon Jovi, Sayreville alumn
Jon Bon Jovi, Sayreville alumn



Lorde
Lorde


Juan McFarland, the AIDS pastor
Juan McFarland, the AIDS pastor
Crystal and Michael Perry, the world's shittiest parents
Crystal and Michael Perry, the world's shittiest parents

KATG 2070: That's the Spirit

With Daliya Karnofsky and Adam Peltier – Why redheads aren’t trusted; Beyoncé’s bangs and the poll results; couples’ euthanasia pacts; Ron and Fez; what it means to be spiritual; having virtual sex; staying with your lover’s relatives October 17, 2014

Listen to the show

Loading audio player... (requires a modern browser to work)

Show Notes

  • — Lovebirds: Daliya Karnofsky and her boyfriend Adam Peltier, both real redheads, are in studio
  • — The Numbers Don't Lie: Beyoncé's new haircut makes the same amount of KATG's listeners want to murder as it did last year
  • — In It For The Long Haul: Daliya and Adam, despite only dating for 4 months, are very much in love and have already made a euthanasia pact for when they're too old to function
  • — And Fez?: KATG visits The Ron and Fez Show
  • — When You Know, You Know: What does it mean to be spiritual? 22% of KATG's audience believes that Adam is The One for Daliya.
  • — May The Best Man Win: 56% of the fan base agrees with Keith regarding his thoughts on The Snappening, while, more specifically, 62% agree with Keith that showing your privates on Snapchat and showing them on Skype is not the same thing. Adam and Daliya don't have virtual sex when they're apart.
  • — Feet-al Flaw: Adam's favorite physical thing about Daliya is her nose, and Daliya's least favorite physical thing about Adam are his weird toenails
  • — Getting Spiritual: Daliya and Adam are staying with Daliya's relatives in NYC

Pictures

Adam Peltier and Daliya Karnofsky
Adam Peltier and Daliya Karnofsky
Gingers as depicted on South Park
Gingers as depicted on South Park
August 9, 2013
August 9, 2013

October 15, 2014
October 15, 2014

Doug Stanhope and his mom (in happier times)
Doug Stanhope and his mom (in happier times)

The New York comedy scene
The New York comedy scene
Ron & Fez: Fez, Jeffrey Gurian, and Ron
Ron & Fez: Fez, Jeffrey Gurian, and Ron
Danny Aiello
Danny Aiello
Mark Twain
Mark Twain

Snapchat
Snapchat
Skype
Skype

KATG 2069: I'm Tellin' Ya

Snapchat nudes vs. Skype e-sex; Beyoncé’s new haircut; the severity of Ebola; a nurse poisons 38 patients; being addicted to Google Glass; McDonald’s insists their food is nutritious; the Catholic Church acknowledges that gays “have gifts and qualities” October 16, 2014

Listen to the show

Loading audio player... (requires a modern browser to work)

Show Notes

  • — Hitting The Sauce: Chemda still drinks hot sauce straight from the bottle, lest anyone forget
  • — Your Ears Don’t Work: Keith and Chemda conclude their argument about Snapchat nude selfies vs. Skype e-sex
  • — I'm Gonna Be Sick: Beyoncé's new haircut is disgusting enough to cause mass suicides and make Keith confused about his own gender
  • — Misinformation: The United Nations warns that the world has less than 60 days to stop Ebola before it becomes too big to control. A college in Texas is no longer accepting applicants from countries with Ebola outbreaks.
  • — Nurse Ratched: A nurse in Italy is accused of poisoning 38 of her patients because they or their relatives were annoying
  • — The ITs: A man is being treated for Internet and alcohol addiction, and his doctors say his Google Glass withdrawal symptoms are much harder than detoxing from alcohol
  • — 100% Pure Slime: McDonald's is trying to defend its food as being natural and nutritious while admitting that a chemical found in yoga mats is used to keep its bread 'consistent'
  • — Holier Than Thou: The Catholic Church, while still not allowing gay marriage, has acknowledged that gay people 'have gifts and qualities,' much to the disgust of many conservative Catholics

Pictures

Lauren Hennessy
Lauren Hennessy
Two Boots Pizza, home of Chemda's favorite hot sauce
Two Boots Pizza, home of Chemda's favorite hot sauce
Snapchat
Snapchat
Skype's Qik
Skype's Qik
The 2013 catastrophe
The 2013 catastrophe
The 2014 abomination
The 2014 abomination
Beyonce’s stylist
Beyonce’s stylist
Jess Brolin
Jess Brolin
Ebola
Ebola
The college that won't accept some African applicants because of Ebola
The college that won't accept some African applicants because of Ebola

Chris Brown
Chris Brown
Daniela Poggiali, the nurse who killed 38 of her annoying patients
Daniela Poggiali, the nurse who killed 38 of her annoying patients
Google Glass
Google Glass
Tetris
Tetris
Dig Dug
Dig Dug
Pink slime, which McDonald's swears it doesn't use anymore
Pink slime, which McDonald's swears it doesn't use anymore
The McRib, containing a chemical found in yoga mats
The McRib, containing a chemical found in yoga mats

KATG 2068: Oh Snap!

With Kevin Bartini – Warming up TV audiences; Robert Downey, Jr. in Captain America 3; Cash Cab; George Carlin Way; Dallas Cowboys player caught shoplifting; Snapchat gets hacked; 2 female teachers sex underage male student. October 15, 2014

Listen to the show

Loading audio player... (requires a modern browser to work)

Show Notes

  • — Warm-Up Comic Indeed: Kevin Bartini, who has a warmth that Keith and Chemda appreciate, is in the studio
  • — Luckily We Were Able To Bribe The Audience: Kevin talks about warming up the crowds for TV shows such as The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, and Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
  • — Civil War: Robert Downey, Jr. will play a major, antagonistic role in Captain America 3
  • — The Magic Of Television: Kevin was a contestant on Cash Cab, and he confirms that the 'contestant' angle of the show is rigged
  • — George Carlin Way: After 3 years of petitioning, Kevin successfully got the mayor of NYC to name a section of a street George Carlin grew up on after him
  • — Mixed Week For Football: 69% of KATG's listeners prefer football to Gilmore Girls, but a well-off Dallas Cowboys player was caught shoplifting $120 worth of cologne and underwear
  • — The Snappening: Snapchat, which is now valued at $10,000,000,000, and its users are the latest victims of nude selfie hackers. Keith believes people should stop trusting these apps to handle their nudes while Chemda gets angry at Keith for blaming the victims.
  • — There's No Crime Here: 2 attractive female high school teachers were arrested after having a threesome with an underage student

Guests

Kevin BartiniKevin Bartini

Pictures

Kevin Bartini
Kevin Bartini



Paul Mecurio
Paul Mecurio
Richard Dawson
Richard Dawson
Vanna White and Pat Sajak
Vanna White and Pat Sajak
Ray Combs
Ray Combs
Louie Anderson
Louie Anderson
Captain America and Iron Man
Captain America and Iron Man



George Carlin
George Carlin
George Carlin in front of Corpus Christi School, his alma mater
George Carlin in front of Corpus Christi School, his alma mater
Gilmore Girls
Gilmore Girls
Football
Football
Dallas Cowboys running back Joseph Randle
Dallas Cowboys running back Joseph Randle
Snapchat
Snapchat
Jennifer Lawrence
Jennifer Lawrence
Skype
Skype
Shelley Dufresne and Rachel Respess, the teachers who had a threesome with their underage student
Shelley Dufresne and Rachel Respess, the teachers who had a threesome with their underage student

KATG 2067: Gilmore Girls vs. Football

Gilmore Girls on Netflix; Columbus Day; Amanda Bynes; Josh Brolin’s down-and-out brother Jess; Katy Perry and the 2015 Super Bowl halftime show; Kill the Messenger and the government’s tricks; Gone Girl based on The Perfect Husband: The Laci Peterson Story; state trooper tries to convert drivers to Christianity; nurses contract Ebola; comedy club charges based on laughter; telling a co-worker you masturbated to them; Chemda’s landlords confront her weed smoking October 14, 2014

Listen to the show

Loading audio player... (requires a modern browser to work)

Show Notes

  • — Dream On: Keith had a dream about recording today’s show, and Chemda had a dream that Dave Anthony punched Keith in the face
  • — Just Like The Phones On Homeland: Keith broke his iPhone screen again
  • — Live From Stars Hollow: Gilmore Girls, a television show that Chemda actually knows, is now streaming on Netflix
  • — Happy Rape And Pillage Day: The Internet is not happy about Christopher Columbus Day
  • — A Regular Human: In the last few weeks, Amanda Bynes got engaged to a 19-year-old bait shop salesman, has been caught shoplifting twice, threatened to sue every publication printing ‘fake’ quotes from her, accused (before later recanting) her father of emotional and sexual abuse, was tricked into psychiatric ward admittance under the guise of visiting a lawyer to sue her parents, and was once again placed under her parents’ conservatorship
  • — F-List Celebrity: Jess Brolin, bother of Josh and son of James, is morbidly obese and eating out of garbage cans
  • — It Gets Worse: Katy Perry will most likely be the star of the 2015 Super Bowl halftime show
  • — Based On A True Story: The movie Kill the Messenger shows us that the government can get away with anything, and Keith believes Gone Girl is based on the TV movie The Perfect Husband: The Laci Peterson Story
  • — There's No Speed Limit In Heaven: A woman was pulled over by a police officer who tried to convert her to Christianity instead of writing her a traffic violation ticket
  • — The Beginning Of The End: A nurse treating a man with Ebola contracted the disease herself, despite her full protective gear, and is now the first case of Ebola transmission in America
  • — RIP Comedy: A comedy club in Spain is using facial recognition technology to charge by the laugh
  • — Sideways Face: A man texted his coworker to let her know that she’d been the subject of his sexual dreams and that he’d masturbated to her about 10 times
  • — It’s Cheech And Chong Up In Here: Chemda got a warning from her landlord about the amount of weed smoke coming from her apartment

Pictures

Dave Anthony
Dave Anthony


Aaron Sorkin
Aaron Sorkin
Christopher Columbus
Christopher Columbus
Amanda Bynes
Amanda Bynes

James Brolin
James Brolin
Josh Brolin
Josh Brolin
Jess Brolin
Jess Brolin

Katy Perry
Katy Perry
Roger Goodell
Roger Goodell

The Bangles
The Bangles

Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton
Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton




The flyer an Indiana state trooper handed the woman he pulled over
The flyer an Indiana state trooper handed the woman he pulled over
Nina Pham, the first person to contract Ebola in the United States
Nina Pham, the first person to contract Ebola in the United States
Facial recognition technology in the pay-per-laugh comedy club
Facial recognition technology in the pay-per-laugh comedy club



KATG 2066: Stephanie's Choice

With Stephanie Ellis, Lenny Marcus, Matteo Lane, Danny Hatch, and Lauren Hennessy – Ben Affleck’s penis; Duck Dynasty’s homophobia; Stephen Collins revisited; yelling at subway riders; the homeless vs. scam artists; feces on Citi Bikes; dating; Shia LeBeouf scars up his face; Oscar Pistorius was in love with an ex; calling the police on your son; Miley Cryrus’ homeless date in jail; giving Nazis STDs; Buzzfeed transgender video exceeds 1 million views; 2015 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame; how to cure depression October 10, 2014

Listen to the show

Loading audio player... (requires a modern browser to work)

Show Notes

  • — Today’s The Day: KATG Kickstarter supporter Stephanie Ellis, along with her favorite KATG guests Lenny Marcus, Matteo Lane, Danny Hatch, and Lauren Hennessy, are in studio
  • — What A Cop Out: Keith feels tricked by how little screen time Ben Affleck’s penis occupied in Gone Girl
  • — Yeah, He’s Funny Now: The head homophobe on Duck Dynasty said Biblically-endorsed sex can’t lead to STDs
  • — It All Comes Full Circle: 7th Heaven actor Stephen Collins, also a minister in his private life, is alleging that his ex-wife tried to use proof of his misdeeds to extort money from him. In the past he also said that an 18-year-old Jessica Biel posing for a magazine cover was child pornography.
  • — Game Over: Lenny joins the show and discusses how Chemda not only yelled at a couple of rude subway riders, but also approached and confronted one when yelling didn’t do the trick
  • — Homefull: Lenny and Chemda want to follow panhandlers after they ask for money from people in order to see if they are simply scam artists
  • — Shitty Bike: A man smeared feces on every single Citi Bike seat he could find
  • — Gay Code: Matteo joins the show and talks about how rough his dating life has been
  • — Meth-od Actor: Shia LeBeouf intentionally slashed his face and removed his tooth to prepare for his role in the new movie Fury. No one asked him to.
  • — Called It: Oscar Pistorius called an ex he was still in love just before he shot his girlfriend to death
  • — Mama's Boy: A woman who called the police multiple times on her adult son for attacking her is angry at them for killing him when he lunged at them with a knife
  • — 6 Months Of Fame: Miley Cyrus' homeless VMAs date has been sentenced to 6 months in jail
  • — Whorocaust: A French resistance nurse who intentionally slept with Nazis to spread STDs to them is being honored with a memorial plaque
  • — The Buzz: Lauren joins the show and we revisit the Buzzfeed transgender video that has passed 1,000,000 views
  • — My Money's On The Smiths: The latest nominees for the 2015 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame have been announced
  • — Have You Tried Ice Cream?: Lauren has been depressed lately, most likely because his 1-person show is making him relive painful memories

Pictures

Stephanie's Gang
Stephanie's Gang



Stephen Collins
Stephen Collins
Jessica Biel
Jessica Biel


Matteo and Kevin Allison on What's My Name
Matteo and Kevin Allison on What's My Name
Liza Minnelli
Liza Minnelli
John Waters
John Waters

Shia LaBeouf
Shia LaBeouf
The very funny Brother Love
The very funny Brother Love
Oscar Pistorius
Oscar Pistorius
Denis Volchkin, killed after attacking his mother and the cops
Denis Volchkin, killed after attacking his mother and the cops
Denis' mother Liliya Pilipenko, and his fiancée Denis Volchkin
Denis' mother Liliya Pilipenko, and his fiancée Denis Volchkin
The plaque commemorating the Nazi un-sympathizer
The plaque commemorating the Nazi un-sympathizer
Hitler
Hitler
The Paul Butterfield Blues Band
The Paul Butterfield Blues Band
Chic
Chic
Green Day
Green Day
Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
Kraftwerk
Kraftwerk
The Marvelettes
The Marvelettes
N.W.A.
N.W.A.
Nine Inch Nails
Nine Inch Nails
Lou Reed
Lou Reed
The Smiths
The Smiths
The Spinners
The Spinners
Sting
Sting
Stevie Ray Vaughan
Stevie Ray Vaughan
War
War
Bill Withers
Bill Withers
No Doubt
No Doubt
Poison, the cure for depression
Poison, the cure for depression

KATG 2065: Designing Woman

With Betsy Helmuth – Working at Yogi’s; trailer homes; publishers ruining your book; classic interior design flaws; hoarding; Stephen Collins admits he might have blown his son; Gone Girl; Girls Gone Wild’s Joe Francis births twin girls October 9, 2014

Listen to the show

Loading audio player... (requires a modern browser to work)

Show Notes

  • — She Gets Down: Betsy Helmuth, who is both lovely and gritty, is in studio
  • — The Bar Whisperer: Betsy worked at a dive bar owned by Coyote Ugly’s owner where she and her breasts hosted Seinfeld trivia, partook in body shots, and learned how to be tough
  • — Pre-Meth Lab: Betsy grew up in a trailer park her father owned in Missouri, and Keith and Chemda don’t understand why trailers get a bad rap
  • — Odd Marketing Strategy: Betsy’s new interior design book was just released, but she’s urging everyone not to buy it because her publishers released the book with numerous errors
  • — 3.5 Out Of 10: Betsy points out some interior design flaws she sees in KATG’s studio set-up
  • — 2 Weeks Notice: Betsy takes Chemda to task for her hoarding ways while revealing that even she married a hoarder
  • — Life On The D List: Betsy talks about how reality shows got her interested in her current career and which celebrity homes she's fixed up
  • — 7th Hell: According to his ex-wife, Stephen Collins admitted he would have had oral sex with his own child if she had given birth to a son and not a daughter. 21% of KATG's audience was also molested by Stephen Collins.
  • — Going, Going, Still Going...: Keith saw the film Gone Girl. Place your bets.
  • — Oh He's Got Twins Alright: Joe Francis gave birth to a pair of baby girls in Mexico
  • — All Cute Dogs Go To Heaven: Before she was booked on the Today Show, Betsy submitted her dog for its cutest dog contest. The dog didn't win, and then he died.

Guests

Betsy HelmuthBetsy Helmuth

Pictures

Betsy Helmuth
Betsy Helmuth
Yogi's
Yogi's

The Today Show's Hoda Kotb and Kathie Lee
The Today Show's Hoda Kotb and Kathie Lee
Betsy's new, misprinted book
Betsy's new, misprinted book


Jesse Joyce
Jesse Joyce


KATG's E.T. couch
KATG's E.T. couch
KATG's high art
KATG's high art
And there's something wrong with this shelf, apparently
And there's something wrong with this shelf, apparently
Cathryn Lavery
Cathryn Lavery
Kris Jenner
Kris Jenner

The cast of Designing Women
The cast of Designing Women
Katharine Heller
Katharine Heller
Eric Hutchinson
Eric Hutchinson
Richard Kind
Richard Kind
Faye Grant and Stephen Collins
Faye Grant and Stephen Collins
Jerry Sandusky
Jerry Sandusky

Joe Francis
Joe Francis
Very respectful of women
Very respectful of women
Betsy's old dog (RIP)
Betsy's old dog (RIP)
Betsy's new dog
Betsy's new dog
loading something