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KATG 2397: Off the Depp End

with Phoebe Robinson – 2 Dope Queens; black people’s hair; Phoebe’s latest break-up; Amber Heard claims Johnny Depp abused her, and Doug Stanhope defends him as a witness; so-called friends and family; Ludacris’s ludicrous rider; Marco Rubio apologizes to Donald Trump May 30, 2016

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Show Notes

  • — 1 Dope Queen: Phoebe Robinson, co-host of the 2 Dope Queens podcast, is in studio
  • — You Can’t Touch My Hair: Phoebe and her new book educate Keith after his hair faux-pas with Marie Faustin
  • — Springtime Thing: Phoebe talks about her latest break-up
  • — Have You Heard?: Amber Heard has filed for divorce from and a restraining order against Johnny Depp, claiming he regularly physically and emotionally abused her. The gang discusses the public’s response, Johnny’s weekend box office flop, and Doug Stanhope’s letter in defense of his friend.
  • — Oh, Marcus...: Keith airs some more grievances he has with his ex-best friend
  • — Ludicrous: The gang reviews Ludacris’s rider for a 13-minute college football game performance
  • — Little Marco: Marco Rubio has apologized for making fun of Donald Trump’s “tiny hands”

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Phoebe Robinson
Phoebe Robinson

Jessica Williams
Jessica Williams
Sarah Jessica Parker
Sarah Jessica Parker

Marie Faustin
Marie Faustin
Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian
Olivia Pope
Olivia Pope

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard
Amber's injuries
Amber's injuries
The business card the LAPD gave Amber
The business card the LAPD gave Amber
Captain Jack Sparrow
Captain Jack Sparrow
Vanessa Paradis, Johnny's ex-wife
Vanessa Paradis, Johnny's ex-wife
Lily-Rose Depp, Johnny's daughter
Lily-Rose Depp, Johnny's daughter
Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Tom Cruise and Oprah Winfrey
Tom Cruise and Oprah Winfrey
Howard Dean
Howard Dean

The Mad Hatter
The Mad Hatter
Johnny and his mom, Betty Sue Palmer
Johnny and his mom, Betty Sue Palmer
Doug Stanhope
Doug Stanhope
Ludacris
Ludacris
Marco Rubio
Marco Rubio
Donald Trump
Donald Trump

KATG 2396: Lemon Zest

with Sydnee Washington and Marie Faustin – Black hair; waiter farts; a Black Panther Party invite; 18-34 year-olds living with their parents; Casey Anthony had sex with her lawyer as payment; gym teacher sexually assaults 2 14-year-old students; Johnson & Johnson pays out $127 million over talcum powder; more The Biggest Loser controversy; dating and (not) paying; Whitney Houston on The Voice May 27, 2016

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Show Notes

  • — Oh No He Better Don’t: Sydnee Washington and Marie Faustin, whose hair is real, is in studio
  • — Ooooh: Sydnee obviously farted in front of a table she was serving, and they tipped her 35% anyway
  • — Basil: Chemda shares her good shrimp recipe
  • — #TeamIronMan: Marie got invited to a Black Panther Party meeting last week
  • — Open Ass: 32% of Americans aged 18 to 34 still live with their parents
  • — At Least She Got Off: Casey Anthony paid her lawyer in sex
  • — Dodge Balls: A middle school gym teacher was fired after coercing 2 14-year-old girls to grope him
  • — No More Tears: Johnson & Johnson have lost 2 lawsuits and counting for their carcinogenic talcum powder, paying $127,000,000
  • — The Plot Thickens: In addition to their claims about drug coercion, former Biggest Loser contestants are saying that boring competitors were forced to eat baking soda so they would get bloated and thus kicked off of the show. Sydnee and Marie discuss their reality show aspirations.
  • — $$$$: The gang revisits Marie’s paying for dates ideology. Marie once went out with a married man.
  • — Didn't We Almost Have It All: Whitney Houston’s family pulled the plug on her hologram’s appearance on The Voice’s season finale

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Sydnee Washington and Marie Faustin
Sydnee Washington and Marie Faustin
KATG at NYC PodFest
KATG at NYC PodFest
Molly Austin
Molly Austin

Casey Anthony
Casey Anthony
Caylee Anthony
Caylee Anthony
Jose Baez, Casey's lawyer
Jose Baez, Casey's lawyer
Harlem Prep Middle School
Harlem Prep Middle School
Nude Shakespeare in the Park
Nude Shakespeare in the Park
Johnson & Johnson's cancer-causers
Johnson & Johnson's cancer-causers

Dr. H
Dr. H


The Whitney Houston hologram
The Whitney Houston hologram

KATG 2395: Ghost Cat

with Christina Galston – Performing on mushrooms; smoking meth with your dad; Jewish tattoos; sex with your ex; a plastic tongue to lick your cat; Kim Kardashian, international spy May 26, 2016

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Show Notes

  • — Big Day: Christina Galston, a newcomer to Keith and The Girl, is in studio
  • — High Art: Chemda met Christina at a show where Christina was performing under the influence of mushrooms
  • — Off The Grid: Christina talks about the time she lost her front teeth, moved to the woods, and smoked crystal meth with her dad
  • — God Bless You On Your Journey: Christina discusses the Jewish and Puerto Rican sides of her family and shows off her tattoos
  • — Get Your Fuck On: Christina regularly has sex with her homeless ex-boyfriend in his hotel room, where he pays her in McDonald’s and weed
  • — Pussy Licking: A company has invented a fake tongue for cat-lovers to brush their cats with
  • — How A Bill Becomes A Creep: An MSNBC anchor accidentally referred to Bill Cosby as Bill Clinton live on-air
  • — The Spy Who Loved Ray J: A hilarious New York congressman has confirmed Kim Kardashian’s spy status
  • — Muy Caliente: Christina talks about the stand-up movie in which she appeared

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Christina Galston
Christina Galston

Christina's front teeth
Christina's front teeth
Christina's Hebrew tattoo
Christina's Hebrew tattoo
Christina's Kill and Aqua Teen Hunger Force tattoos
Christina's Kill and Aqua Teen Hunger Force tattoos

Molly Austin
Molly Austin
The Lickibrush
The Lickibrush
Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
Bill Clinton
Bill Clinton
MSNBC reporter Steve Kornacki
MSNBC reporter Steve Kornacki
Alleged spy Kim Kardashian
Alleged spy Kim Kardashian
Representative Peter King
Representative Peter King

KATG 2394: HaLOL

with Gary Gulman – Gary’s football career; video game sportsmanship; food expiration dates; Middle Eastern humor; employee with Anti-Trump hat receives death threats; gay pastor lies about receiving a homophobic slur on his Whole Foods’ cake; woman follows GPS into the lake; mailmen caught dumping mail in garbage cans and rivers; Bill Cosby will stand trial for indecent assault May 25, 2016

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Show Notes

  • — The Early Show: Gary Gulman, who we last saw 24 hours ago, is in studio
  • — Rage Quitting: Gary was once a college football player, but he quit after he found he didn’t have the heart to tackle another player. Nowadays he gets his competitive fix playing Tetris. The gang discusses poor sportsmanship in video games.
  • — Smell Test: Keith and Chemda involve Gary in their expiration date war
  • — No Problem: Keith had a bad experience at the good halal cart, which reminds Chemda of her father. Gary always feels like he’s a burden on food service employees whenever he tries to buy food.
  • — America Was Never Great: A woman has received death threats after wearing an anti-Donald Trump hat to work
  • — Love Wins Fag: A gay pastor in Austin, TX apologized for lying about receiving a cake from Whole Foods with a homophobic slur. Gary shares his foolproof Whole Foods scam.
  • — Glug Glug: While following her GPS’s directions, a woman accidentally drove straight into a lake
  • — Special Delivery: A mailman in Washington D.C. threw 25 bags of mail in the river when he became overwhelmed by the work, echoing similar incidents in New York City. Keith talks about the postal worker test class scam he fell for.
  • — Far From Finished: Bill Cosby will have to stand trial for indecent assault. Parts of his deposition from an earlier civil case were released, where he admitted that he drugged and had sexual contact with teenagers.

Guests

Gary GulmanGary Gulman

Pictures

Gary Gulman
Gary Gulman
Krystal Lake
Krystal Lake
Jordan's fake cake
Jordan's fake cake
Pastor Jordan Brown
Pastor Jordan Brown
The Washington D.C. sewer mail
The Washington D.C. sewer mail
Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
Andrea Constand
Andrea Constand
Therese Serignese
Therese Serignese

KATG 2393: Ladylike

with Blair Socci – MTV’s Ladylike; hairy vaginas and ground teeth; The Biggest Loser’s illegal drugs; reviews: The Angry Birds Movie, The Nice Guys, the latest Game of Thrones, and 2006’s Hacking Democracy; Hillary vs. Trump vs. Bernie; LeBron James’s 1 billion dollar Nike deal; David Hasselhoff is broke; Kylie Jenner worries about her sex tape with Tyga; Kanye West’s ex-bodyguard; KATG polls; Ryan Singer’s shape-shifting ex-girlfriend writes in May 24, 2016

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Show Notes

  • — Comedienne: Blair Socci, female comic, is in studio
  • — Run: Blair discusses her experience as a star of the upcoming MTV prank show Ladylike
  • — A Beautiful Political Statement: Blair would like to have a hairy vagina, but her generation has taught her not to have hair down there
  • — Grindr: Blair, a lifelong insomniac, grinds her teeth just like Keith does. They both refuse to wear their expensive mouth guards.
  • — The Biggest Nightmare: A number of former Biggest Loser contestants have come forward with claims that the show’s trainer and doctor gave them illegal drugs among other abusers
  • — The Bomb: Keith reviews The Angry Birds Movie, The Nice Guys, the latest Game of Thrones, and the 2006 documentary Hacking Democracy
  • — Numbers Game: A new poll has Hillary Clinton beating Donald Trump by only 3%, with Bernie beating him by 15%
  • — Follow The Money: World-famous flopper LeBron James signed a deal with Nike worth over 1 billion dollars. David Hasselhoff claims he’s broke and can’t afford his ex-wife’s alimony.
  • — Rack City Bitch: Now that they’re broken up, Kylie Jenner is afraid her ex-boyfriend Tyga or his friends will leak their sex tape
  • — Who Knew?: Kanye West’s former bodyguard says his ex-boss is an asshole. Prince, apparently, also used to be a jerk.
  • — Tearjerker: 44% of KATG's audience like Anthony DeVito more than Anthony DeVito, and 73% have cried in public
  • — X-Person: Keith got an angry letter from someone claiming to be the shape-shifting woman Ryan Singer once dated

Guests

Blair SocciBlair Socci

Pictures

Blair Socci
Blair Socci


Dr. Robert Huizenga
Dr. Robert Huizenga
Bob Harper
Bob Harper
Susan Mendonca, season 2
Susan Mendonca, season 2
Joelle Gwynn, season 5
Joelle Gwynn, season 5
Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby







LeBron James
LeBron James
David Hasselhoff
David Hasselhoff

Kylie Jenner and Tyga
Kylie Jenner and Tyga
Blac Chyna
Blac Chyna
Kanye West
Kanye West
Prince
Prince

Diana Ross
Diana Ross
Gary Gulman
Gary Gulman
Anthony DeVito
Anthony DeVito
Anthony DeVito
Anthony DeVito
Paul Hooper
Paul Hooper
Ryan Singer
Ryan Singer

KATG 2392: Blood on the Tracks

with Emma Willmann – Dyslexia and ADD; adopting a celebrity’s hairstyle; Maine’s ethnicity; sext-cheating; Stop the Scuff; the Chewbacca lady; Chemda gets busted jumping the turnstile May 22, 2016

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Show Notes

  • — Bloody Good: Emma Willmann, an expert on periods after hosting a podcast about them, is in studio
  • — It Gets Wrose: Emma discusses her dyslexia and ADD
  • — Hey Jude: Emma modeled her hairstyle after Jude Law
  • — Who Dis?: Emma put her actual phone number on Twitter
  • — Uwhited States: Emma is from a town in rural Maine that is so white it has a 24-hour L.L.Bean store
  • — Hook, Line, And Sink Her: Emma broke up with her last girlfriend after Emma sext-cheated on her with one of her exes, who just happened to be a prostitute
  • — Stop The Scuff: Emma almost had some great inventions, but she got scammed out of money and her hopes and dreams by a fake developer
  • — Pure And Sweet: The Chewbacca mask video is the most viral Facebook Live video in history, having been viewed over 114,000,000 times
  • — Bad Influence: Criminals Chemda and Libby talk about getting caught jumping the subway turnstile, Chemda’s conduct with the undercover cop who caught them, and their plans to fight the ticket in court

Guests

Emma WillmannEmma Willmann

Pictures

Emma Willmann
Emma Willmann

Jude Law
Jude Law
Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeGeneres
Mike Jones
Mike Jones


Joy Mangano
Joy Mangano
Ophira Eisenberg, Danny Hatch, Sydnee Washington, and Wendi Starling at NYC PodFest with Keith and Chemda
Ophira Eisenberg, Danny Hatch, Sydnee Washington, and Wendi Starling at NYC PodFest with Keith and Chemda
New York Times, baby!
New York Times, baby!
Mrs. Chewbacca
Mrs. Chewbacca
Mr. Chewbacca
Mr. Chewbacca
David Cooper, the man who doesn't understand Mrs. Chewbacca
David Cooper, the man who doesn't understand Mrs. Chewbacca
Chemda and Libby, criminals
Chemda and Libby, criminals
The undercover cop
The undercover cop

Keith after cracking his knee on the turnstile
Keith after cracking his knee on the turnstile
Mace
Mace
Mace
Mace

KATG 2391: Love Shak

with Shakir Standley – Performing stand-up for high school students; George Zimmerman auctions off his infamous gun; Donald Trump and Megyn Kelly; a league of giant fighting robots; wife-murderer looking for love; Shak’s dating skills May 20, 2016

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Show Notes

  • — Two Milk Minimum: Shakir Standley, who just performed stand-up at a high school, and Danny Hatch are in studio
  • — Racist McShootFace: George Zimmerman sold the gun he used to murder Trayvon Martin for $120,000 at auction
  • — State Of The Uhhhnion: Donald Trump has made amends with Megyn Kelly, who he forgot he repeatedly called a bimbo
  • — HUAR: A new startup has raised over $2,000,000 to start a new sports league for 6-ton, 15-foot fighting robots
  • — OK Convict: The gang goes over the very charming ConvictPenPal.com profile of a former schoolteacher who murdered his wife and celebrated by having sex with his favorite prostitute
  • — Eye Contact: Shak discusses the failed date that convinced him to quit Tinder

Pictures

Danny Hatch and Shakir Standley
Danny Hatch and Shakir Standley
George Zimmerman
George Zimmerman
Trayvon Martin
Trayvon Martin
The gun
The gun
OJ's other glove
OJ's other glove
George Zimmerman's Confederate flag painting
George Zimmerman's Confederate flag painting
The Smithsonian
The Smithsonian
Kendrick Lamar
Kendrick Lamar
Donald Trump and his new best friend Megyn Kelly
Donald Trump and his new best friend Megyn Kelly
The MegaBot and its three creators
The MegaBot and its three creators
Lovelorn convict Jonathan Crupi and his wife, who he murdered
Lovelorn convict Jonathan Crupi and his wife, who he murdered

KATG 2390: Open Tabs

with Anthony DeVito – Robin Wright demands equal pay; Art of Brooklyn Film Festival; Donald Trump vs. Barack Obama; accidental shootings; Wendell Pierce fights Bernie Sanders supporters; a congressional candidate accidentally posts his computer porn tabs; Mississippi still has segregated schools; Lenny Dykstra admits to taking HGH; Iran believes Kim Kardashian is a spy; Caitlyn Jenner may de-transition; Lamar Odom is invited back to the brothel where he overdosed May 19, 2016

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Show Notes

  • — Sign Up To The SAG: Anthony DeVito, whose Twitter handle doesn’t have an underscore like another Anthony DeVito we know, is in studio
  • — The Price Is Wright: Anthony, who has appeared on an episode of House of Cards, gives his take on Robin Wright’s fight for equal pay
  • — We Gon Be Alright: Anthony is the co-founder and director of communications of the upcoming Art of Brooklyn Film Festival
  • — Ignorance Is A Virtue: Donald Trump had an intellectual response to Barack Obama’s Rutgers speech
  • — Knuckleheaded: A man attending a high school graduation accidentally shot himself and a female bystander with a gun hidden in his sock. More Americans are killed by a gun on accident than on purpose.
  • — Hillary 2016: The gang discusses some newly revealed details in the Wendell Pierce/Bernie Sanders supporters smackdown
  • — Keeping Tabs On Politics: A Virginia congressional candidate is the latest politician to accidentally post a screenshot of his browser with porn tabs in the background
  • — What Racism?: After a protracted legal battle, a federal judge has ordered Cleveland, Mississippi to officially desegregate its schools
  • — Honey Nut HGH: Retired baseball star Lenny Dykstra admitted to putting performance enhancing drugs in his cereal
  • — The Hateful Cait: Iran believes Kim Kardashian is a spy. According to the author of a Kardashians expose, Caitlyn Jenner is considering de-transitioning
  • — Comeback Story: The owner of the brothel where Lamar Odom went into a coma has invited Lamar back for 2 free girls and all the alcohol he can drink

Pictures

Anthony DeVito
Anthony DeVito
Anthony DeVito_
Anthony DeVito_



Barack Obama
Barack Obama
Donald Trump
Donald Trump
John McCain
John McCain
Wendell Pierce
Wendell Pierce
Congressional hopeful Mike Webb
Congressional hopeful Mike Webb
Congressional hopeful Mike Webb's browser
Congressional hopeful Mike Webb's browser
German mayor Thomas Köppl
German mayor Thomas Köppl
German mayor Thomas Köppl's browser
German mayor Thomas Köppl's browser
Lenny Dykstra
Lenny Dykstra
Kim Kardashian, spy
Kim Kardashian, spy
Caitlyn Jenner
Caitlyn Jenner

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom
Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hof
Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hof

KATG 2389: Digging Up Mother

with Doug Stanhope – Doug’s thrift store suits and scabies; Doug’s friendship with Johnny Depp; the cover similarities between Keith and Doug’s books; Doug and Bingo’s relationship; Doug’s mother’s murder/suicide; unfortunate sexual experiences; bonding with Mitch Hedberg on acid May 18, 2016

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Show Notes

  • — The Greatest: Doug Stanhope, perhaps the greatest comedian living or dead, is in studio
  • — The Love Bug: Doug wears wacky thrift shop suits but he’s not worried about bed bugs. He recalls the time he accidentally gave an unrequited love scabies.
  • — Read All About It: Doug's new book comes with a foreword by Johnny Depp and a suspiciously similar cover...
  • — Cruisin’ Together: Doug’s girlfriend Bingo joins the show to discuss their relationship’s recent rough patch
  • — Murder/Suicide: The gang discuss some anecdotes from his book, such as Doug’s mother’s death, his various unfortunate sexual experiences, and the time he bonded with Mitch Hedberg on acid

Guests

Doug StanhopeDoug Stanhope

Pictures

Doug Stanhope and Bingo
Doug Stanhope and Bingo
Scabies
Scabies




The shared shovel
The shared shovel
Keith's shirt (original)
Keith's shirt (original)
Doug, Bingo, and Doug's niece meet Johnny Depp
Doug, Bingo, and Doug's niece meet Johnny Depp
Hunter S. Thompson
Hunter S. Thompson

Doug on Louie
Doug on Louie
Leon Redbone
Leon Redbone
Howard Stern
Howard Stern
Greg Giraldo
Greg Giraldo

KATG 2388: What Are You?

with Joel Kim Booster – Subway performers and unsolicited stand-up; Joel learns he’s gay before learning he’s Asian; Joel’s broken heart; Game of Thrones; Wendell Pierce fights Bernie supporters; getting out of jury duty; Joel seduced in airport bathroom; Ozzy Osbourne’s mistress’s doppelgänger; Floyd Mayweather’s $1,000 haircuts; Bill Cosby’s lawsuit insurance; Woody Allen, his perverted movies, his sexual allegations, and the Cannes Film Festival; Barack Obama vs. Donald Trump May 17, 2016

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Show Notes

  • — Joel On The Show: Joel Kim Booster, writer for Billy on the Street, is in studio
  • — What Time Is It?: Joel discusses the various times he’s performed in public places around NYC and the gang debates whether or not subway performers are annoying
  • — Cock Asian: Joel, who was adopted from his native South Korea by a Midwestern white couple when he was 3 months old, knew he was gay before he learned he was Asian
  • — When Joel Met Central Park: Joel has a joke about being single for 8 years, but his streak and heart were recently broken after he fell in love and was dumped on his lunch break by a new suitor
  • — Very Exciting: Keith and Joel discuss Game of Thrones
  • — Politics After Dark: Actor Wendell Pierce was arrested after assaulting a couple at 3 a.m. for being pro-Bernie Sanders
  • — A Litany Of Excuses: Joel talks about how he got out of jury duty for a murder trial
  • — Crappy Sex: A married man tried to solicit Joel for lovemaking from the next stall while he was in an airport bathroom
  • — Evil Woman: A beautician with the same name as the one Ozzy Osbourne cheated on Sharon with has received multiple death threats online
  • — Floyd The Barber: A completely shaved Floyd Mayweather gets a $1,000 haircut 2 to 3 times per week.
  • — The Cosby Effect: Ever since Bill Cosby’s dozens of rape allegations and potential payouts to victims came to light, it’s become next to impossible for celebrities to get a good lawsuit insurance premium
  • — AARPervert: When asked why so many of his movies are about older men falling in love with much younger women, Woody Allen played the ‘deaf old man’ card. Susan Sarandon isn’t afraid to mince words about Woody, but all the mean talk about him makes Blake Lively sad.
  • — Ignorance Is Not A Virtue: During his commencement speech at Rutgers University, Barack Obama called out Donald Trump's anti-intellectualism.

Pictures

Joel Kim Booster
Joel Kim Booster
Joel on his soapbox
Joel on his soapbox
Molly Austin on the subway
Molly Austin on the subway
Showtime!
Showtime!



Game of Thrones' Ramsay
Game of Thrones' Ramsay
Wendell Pierce
Wendell Pierce

Joel's bathroom suitor
Joel's bathroom suitor
Danny's Blue Apron creation
Danny's Blue Apron creation
Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne
Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne
A Tale of Two Michelles
A Tale of Two Michelles
Randy Rhoads
Randy Rhoads
Floyd Mayweather
Floyd Mayweather
Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
Woody Allen
Woody Allen












Susan Sarandon
Susan Sarandon
Blake Lively
Blake Lively
Barack Obama
Barack Obama
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Donald Trump
Donald Trump
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