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KATG 2618: Basic Witches

with Molly Austin – The other world; 911 incompetence; being stupid rich; the taboos of periods; sobriety and health setbacks; proof that Eli Manning knowingly sold fake memorabilia; Mel B’s physical and sexual abuse April 26, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — Do You Know Where You Are Right Now?: Free spirit Molly Austin is in studio
  • — Staring Into My Soul: Keith asks crystal-loving, wind-watching Molly if he sees the baby foot on his shoulder that Jena Axelrod saw during the marathon
  • — Witches Of New York: Chemda and Molly have both been accused of being witches
  • — 911 Doesn’t Work: Molly has called the police multiple times on drug dealers in her area, and they haven’t done anything
  • — Paying For The Silence: Molly wants to be stupid rich so that she can bankroll a 23-year-old hot boy to do whatever she wants, including not talking
  • — Go Live With A Deer Then: Molly doesn’t like when people say periods are gross because they almost were one
  • — Happy and Healthy: Molly gives an update on her sobriety since she was last on the show. Molly and Chemda discuss recovery from major health setbacks.
  • — Busted: Emails have been released that confirm that Eli Manning is guilty of selling fake sports memorabilia to fans
  • — Scared Spice: Former Spice Girl Mel B has called out her husband publicly for physically and sexually abusing her, while the nanny has a different story

Guests

Molly AustinMolly Austin

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Molly Austin
Molly Austin
Jena Axelrod
Jena Axelrod
Rosebud Baker
Rosebud Baker
Eli Manning
Eli Manning
Michael Jakab, Manning fan who bought a $4,500 fake helmut
Michael Jakab, Manning fan who bought a $4,500 fake helmut
Stephen Belafonte and his soon to be ex wife Mel B
Stephen Belafonte and his soon to be ex wife Mel B
Lorraine Gilles, the family nanny
Lorraine Gilles, the family nanny

KATG 2617: Greg Weighs In

with Jim Tews – How to sext; band bus sex; the Coast Guard; school clothing; Keith’s new online nemesis; how to get out of a DUI; whippits; comedy festivals April 25, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — My Dearest Petunia: Jim Tews and the gang talk about the etiquette behind sexting and how to respond when you are busy during the day
  • — Party Island Vibe: Jim was in band in high school, but he missed out on the band bus fooling around
  • — Cleaning The Oil Off The Seals: Jim recounts his time in the Coast Guard and how it wasn’t the stuff of commercials
  • — Blue Suede Shoes: The gang bonds over their parents making them wear goofy clothing to school
  • — Clear Your Name Like You Clear A Plate: Keith reads the back and forth with his new online nemesis Greg Jarnigan
  • — Worth A Shot: A drunk Chinese man tried to evade the police by eating grass to mask the alcohol, and an American man tried to eat the crotch part of his underwear to trick the breathalyzer. An Ohio man attempted to eat all of the weed he had on him in order to hide the evidence when pulled over by the police
  • — Whippets and Whipped Cream: A Woman inhales nitrous oxide in front of an officer while being arrested for carrying a gun. Keith reminisces on when he used to do whippets.
  • — Sad Faces of Montreal: Jim recounts his terrible experience at a major comedy festival

Guests

Jim TewsJim Tews

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Jim Tews
Jim Tews
Sexting guidelines
Sexting guidelines
Jim's new album
Jim's new album
Jim's book based off of his popular blog
Jim's book based off of his popular blog
Keith's new arch enemy Greg Jarnigan
Keith's new arch enemy Greg Jarnigan
Greg aka RedneckJedi
Greg aka RedneckJedi
The drunken grass eater
The drunken grass eater
Smooth criminal
Smooth criminal

KATG 2616: Doggystyle

with Katie Hartman – Raising children vs. raising puppies; throwing your voice; The Fate of the Furious reviewed and Vin Diesel’s bad attitude; The Boss Baby Christian review; how to kill someone at the Empire state Building; Drunk Lives Matter t-shirt wearer arrested for drunk driving April 24, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — From Skinny Bitch Jesus Meeting: Katie Hartman, who doesn’t know how to react to her credits, is in studio
  • — Doggy Dad: Keith’s parents want him to have children, and the gang argue over what’s more difficult to raise: a human baby or a puppy
  • — Throwing Your Voice: Keith fantasizes about being able to throw his voice
  • — The Fate of the Furious: Keith reviews the newest movie in The Fast and The Furious franchise and discusses Vin Diesel’s childish on-set assholish behavior
  • — They Could Be Gay: Keith reads an odd religious review of The Boss Baby
  • — Myth BUSTED!: Scientists report that throwing a coin off of the Empire State Building won’t kill somebody if it hits them. Keith complains that no one is trying it for them being so sure.
  • — #DrunkLivesMatter: A Pennsylvania man wearing a shirt that with the phrase “Drunk Lives Matter” on it was arrested for drunk driving

Guests

Katie HartmanKatie Hartman

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Katie Hartman
Katie Hartman
Keith's child
Keith's child
Hann Cowger
Hann Cowger
Hann's code for the Wag app
Hann's code for the Wag app

Vin Diesel
Vin Diesel
Alec Baldwin isn't so nice
Alec Baldwin isn't so nice

One ticket sold
One ticket sold

KATG 2615: Acid Attack

with Grant Lindahl – 4/20 and acid; Record Store Day; cryotherapy; Keith’s custom drinks; KATG poll results: animal sex and piss play; North Korea’s amazing missile program; Aaron Hernandez’s suicide; Todd Heaps runs over his 3-year-old daughter; Bill O’Reilly fired from Fox News; Uber suicide April 23, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — You’ve Got Mail: A new listener comments on Keith and The Girl
  • — Acid Attack: Grant Lindahl, who used to be straight edge but is now The King of Acid, is in studio
  • — This Is Your Dick On Drugs: The gang discusses 4/20 celebrations, and Keith masturbated on a weed gummy bear
  • — Not Cool Enough For My Own Record: Chemda recounts her journey through several record stores to get a copy of the Conjure One album on vinyl
  • — An Apple And A Look: Keith did cryotherapy with his wife
  • — Dick Head: Grant held a competition online for people to submit a tattoo design that he later had inked on his body onstage
  • — Orange Fuck You: The custom drinks that Keith and Chemda requested to be served at the venue on April 15th became a to-do
  • — Beating/Fucking A Dead Horse: 54% of the audience is on Chemda’s side with regards to humans having sex with animals being on par with humans eating animals
  • — We Can’t Let Trump Take Piss From Us: 30% of the audience would be open to piss play compared to last year's poll where 44% of the audience was open to it
  • — I Want My Like Back: Keith commented on a listener's Facebook status, the person then deleted Keith’s comments and blocked him, but he still kept Keith’s LIKE which Keith can’t take back
  • — Great Job North Korea: Keith doesn’t think the media should be mocking North Korea’s missile tests
  • — John 3:16: Football star Aaron Hernandez committed suicide by hanging himself in prison. He left a letter behind for his gay partner.
  • — A Heap Of Trouble: Football player Todd Heaps accidentally ran over his 3-year-old daughter with his car
  • — A Cool Twenty Five Million: It is reported that Bill O’Reilly could get up to a $25,000,000 severance package since his firing at Fox News for sexual harassment
  • — Uber Overshare: Keith shared an Uber Pool with a woman who promised over the phone that she won’t commit suicide

Guests

Grant LindahlGrant Lindahl

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Grant Lindahl
Grant Lindahl
The King of Acid
The King of Acid
Chemda's special day
Chemda's special day
Do you know Conjure One? Asking for a friend.
Do you know Conjure One? Asking for a friend.
Libby Phillips
Libby Phillips
What are the benefits you ask?
What are the benefits you ask?
Keith's birthday treat
Keith's birthday treat
Grant's Tattoo
Grant's Tattoo
#KillFuckGate2017
#KillFuckGate2017
The like thief
The like thief
Aaron Hernandez
Aaron Hernandez
Todd Heaps
Todd Heaps
Bill O'Reilly
Bill O'Reilly

KATG 2614: 2017 24-Hour Marathon: The End

with Tim Dillon and Ophira Eisenberg — Associate Producer problems; the marathon revisited; 4/20; Ophira, Tim, and the horrors of stand-up comedy April 21, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — Andrea Is An Adult: Chemda calls Andrea out for her pre-April 15th slip-ups
  • — Tits In The Chatroom: The gang reminisces on some of the greatest moments of the marathon, including the hidden bonus hour
  • — Mommy Dearest: Chemda hopes you had a fantastic 4/20 and talks about how she used to call her mom while stoned
  • — Hamptons Trash: With Tim Dillon at the mic, Ophira Eisenberg talks about the worst show she’s ever had

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A thing of beauty
A thing of beauty
Andrea getting business done
Andrea getting business done
Tim Dillon
Tim Dillon
Ophira Eisenberg
Ophira Eisenberg

KATG 2613: 2017 24-Hour Marathon: The Beginning

with Andrea Allan, Kevin Allison, and Dana Rossi — Keith’s annual stand-up show and the 24-hour marathon; Julia Roberts is the most beautiful woman in the world; Keith’s birthday card; Kevin’s sexual kinks; Dana’s workplace creep; ridiculous trends April 19, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — We Are All A Bit Loopy: Keith, Chemda, and Andrea are in studio, running on fumes and recounting the 24-hour marathon
  • — The Title Is The Hardest Part: The gang talks about the April 15th show, Chemda talks stoner humor, Andrea rolls on the floor, and Keith does normal stand-up like a square
  • — The World’s Most Beautiful Woman: People magazine knows that Julia Roberts is currently the most beautiful woman in the world
  • — Prop Comedy: The KATGathon photobooth was wildly successful thanks to Andrea’s abundance of goofy props from her own wardrobe
  • — Keith’s A Big Baby: Keith’s parents sent Keith a child’s birthday card while adding cash and a guilt trip
  • — Record Store Day: Chemda’s Conjure One album is being re-released this Saturday, April 22nd
  • — A Real Pisser: Kevin Allison kicks things off, and, in front of her mother, Kevin gets Keith quizzing 20-year-old birthday girl Alicia Jones about sex and how she was raised
  • — Workplace Harassment: Dana Rossi recounts her fight with a workplace creep when she was a production assistant on a TV show
  • — Let Me See That Thong: Chemda saw Sisqó in concert when she was a teen. The gang talks about the ridiculous trends that they followed.

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Andrea in her regular wardrobe
Andrea in her regular wardrobe
Ali Clayton in Andrea's regular wardrobe
Ali Clayton in Andrea's regular wardrobe
Keith's adult birthday card from his parents
Keith's adult birthday card from his parents
See you and your wife in heaven
See you and your wife in heaven



Kevin Allison
Kevin Allison
Dana Rossi
Dana Rossi
Rebecca Rush
Rebecca Rush
Alicia Jones getting grilled by Keith
Alicia Jones getting grilled by Keith
The backstage crew
The backstage crew
Tech Andrew
Tech Andrew

KATG 2612: A Case of Mistaken Identity

With Jessica Kirson — Drugs, alcohol, food, and God; gay marriage, health insurance, and Donald Trump; pets and newborns; Caitlyn Jenner removes her penis; Jessica’s baby; Jen Kober; your mom the therapist; Fat Camp; Bill O’Reilly: $13 million payout, Roger Ailes: $20 million payout; Jessica on The Comedian; stepbrother Zach Braff; drunk goggles April 14, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — One Of The Greats: Jessica Kirson, who has been in comedy for 19 years, is in studio
  • — Get On Your Knees: Jessica believes in God and has been in various programs for drugs and alcohol. She hates organized religion but needs a higher power.
  • — A Lot Going On: Jessica is legally married to another woman and has a newborn who had open heart surgery. The current administration is unnerving.
  • — Who Let The Dogs In: Studies have shown that having pets, more specifically dogs, boosts a child's immune system if they grow up with them in the house from birth
  • — It’s Your Show Name: Jessica has a podcast called Fat Pig where she talks about her struggles with weight and disordered eating
  • — Cut It Off: Caitlyn Jenner announced that she had her penis removed
  • — I Had My Father F#ck Her: Jessica and her wife had a baby together
  • — Oops: It was Jen Kober
  • — Mommy Dearest: Jessica’s mother is a therapist that saw patients in her house… while Jessica, a child, eavesdropped
  • — What Happens At Fat Camp: Camp and college molestations, spraying your food with Windex, etc.
  • — The No Spin Zone: The gang explains why Bill O’Reilly paid $13,000,000 to 5 women. Cc: Roger Ailes $20,000,000
  • — The Comedian: Jessica consulted on the movie The Comedian to the point of literally being in Robert De Niro’s ear
  • — Zach Braff’s Stepsister: Zach is Jessica’s stepbrother. Jessica talks about working in show business with a sibling that’s a Star
  • — Don’t Drink And Walk: A teacher made a 13-year-old try to walk with ‘drunk goggles,’ and the student broke her ankle

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Jessica Kirson
Jessica Kirson
Jen and Jess
Jen and Jess
Ardent Atheist, the show Jessica was definitely not on
Ardent Atheist, the show Jessica was definitely not on
Heather Henderson, the co-host of Ardent Atheist
Heather Henderson, the co-host of Ardent Atheist
Emery Emery, the co-host of Ardent Atheist
Emery Emery, the co-host of Ardent Atheist
Jessica and her wife
Jessica and her wife
Caitlyn Jenner
Caitlyn Jenner
Bill O'Reilly
Bill O'Reilly
Roger Ailes, the CEO of Fox News
Roger Ailes, the CEO of Fox News
Best buds
Best buds
Andrea Mackris, Rebecca Diamond, Juliet Huddy and Laurie Dhue, 4/5 women who settled with Bill O'Reilly
Andrea Mackris, Rebecca Diamond, Juliet Huddy and Laurie Dhue, 4/5 women who settled with Bill O'Reilly
Andrea Tantaros, another Bill O'Reilly victim
Andrea Tantaros, another Bill O'Reilly victim
Megyn Kelly, another Bill O'Reilly victim
Megyn Kelly, another Bill O'Reilly victim
Gretchen Carlson, Roger Ailes victim
Gretchen Carlson, Roger Ailes victim

Robert De Niro aka Bobby
Robert De Niro aka Bobby
Zach Braff
Zach Braff
Jessica and Zach
Jessica and Zach

KATG 2611: Pound Puppies

with Carmen Lynch — Sleeping on the job; dating someone already with child; Carmen vs. cats; KATG’s new apprentice; sex with vs. the eating of animals; KATG events; Carmen’s sexting technique; RealDolls now have a family setting April 13, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — Chloë Sevigny’s Fabulous Friend: Carmen Lynch is in studio
  • — Clocking Out: Like Carmen, 75% of the audience has slept while on the job
  • — Daddy’s Friend: Carmen is dating a father with child. Keith explains to her the family dynamic.
  • — #CatLivesMatter: Carmen made a joke on late night TV about hating cats, triggering the collective scorn of the internet
  • — You’re Hired: 93% of the audience voted in favor of hiring Hann Cowger, as if we would actually trust the internet to make that decision
  • — Dog Fuckers Revisited: 32% of the audience believes that people who have sex with animals should be put down. The gang revisits the debate, and it gets heated as having sex with animals is compared to eating them.
  • — Party! Super Party!: MeMeCherry calls into the show to welcome new listeners to this weekend’s KATG events
  • — Cum?! That’s Nothing: Carmen sexts on public transit like a pro
  • — Give Me Your Eggplant: RealDolls will now have a sex robot that has both a family and a sexy mode

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Carmen Lynch
Carmen Lynch
Carmen and Chloë Sevigny
Carmen and Chloë Sevigny
Hann Cowger, the new KATG apprentice
Hann Cowger, the new KATG apprentice
Hann's first day
Hann's first day
MeMeCherry
MeMeCherry
The newest Realdoll
The newest Realdoll
Family mode?
Family mode?
Sexy mode!
Sexy mode!
Very realistic anatomy
Very realistic anatomy

KATG 2610: Yelling

with Nick Turner — National Siblings Day; Nick vs. Crunch Fitness; public masturbation; the new generation of comedy; the public abuse of United Airlines; Chuck Berry buried; Casino ripoff April 11, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — National Cousins Day: Chemda posted praise to her brothers on Facebook for National Siblings Day. The post brought out an upset cousin of Chemda’s that doesn’t understand why he wasn’t praised as well.
  • — Whose Baby Is This?: Nick received a group text that included his family and strangers that had a newborn baby linked to it. Nick explains his clever detective work to deduce who the new parents were.
  • — Be Your Better Self: Nick loses his shit at Crunch Fitness when staff refuses to clean shit off the bathroom wall.
  • — Jerk Back: Nick saw a homeless man masturbating on the train. The gang discusses how they deal with public masturbation.
  • — How About We Just Do Stand Up: Nick talks about the gag shows that he has participated in
  • — United We Stand: United Airlines forcefully assaulted and removed a passenger from a flight after they overbooked, including bloodying his face and dragging him off the plane unconsciously. Phone video was shown to the public, and still United was unapologetic, saying their actions were protocol.
  • — Rest In Piss: Chuck Berry, who was convicted of bathroom-videotaping well over 50 women without their consent in bathrooms, was laid to rest. Musicians worldwide conveniently ignored this and his love of moving underaged women across state lines for sex
  • — You Still Mad?: Marina Navarro pressed a slot machine’s button for ‘luck’ for a friend. When the slot paid out $100,000, she kept the money per casino rules.

Guests

Nick TurnerNick Turner

Pictures

Nick Turner
Nick Turner
Chemda and her brothers
Chemda and her brothers
The man being dragged out of his seat on the United Airlines flight
The man being dragged out of his seat on the United Airlines flight
The aftermath of the assault
The aftermath of the assault
The unapologetic CEO of United Airlines
The unapologetic CEO of United Airlines
United's badly timed app update
United's badly timed app update







Chuck Berry
Chuck Berry
Jan Flato, the man who had his winnings taken
Jan Flato, the man who had his winnings taken
Marina Navarro, the woman who pulled the lever and took her friend's winnings
Marina Navarro, the woman who pulled the lever and took her friend's winnings

KATG 2609: Have a Pepsi and a Smile

with Rosebud Baker — Astrology; the past you didn’t know you had; Kendall Jenner’s Pepsi commercial; drivers; sobriety; Botox; abusive boyfriends; The Boss Baby, Going in Style, and CHiPs reviewed April 11, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — No Judgements: Rosebud Baker, who is into astrology, crystals, and the related sciences, is in studio
  • — Whoops!: Rosebud learns that she is related to owners of a slave-run plantation. Just kidding she isn’t. Andrea fucked up in her pre-show research.
  • — Hand Syria A Pepsi: The gang discusses the offensive Pepsi commercial featuring Kendall Jenner
  • — Boomerang Burp: Rosebud had a driver that burped and blew said burp into a vent in his car which then blew the burp in her direction
  • — Booze And Pills: Rosebud has been sober for 9 years, thank goodness
  • — In Her 30s: Rosebud had Botox because she feels pressure to look young and compete against younger females who are already doing it
  • — Bad Men: Rosebud discusses her abusive ex-boyfriend
  • — Death In The Family: Rosebud’s sister died by drowning because she was held down by the drain's vortex in a hot tub
  • — A Cry For Help: With his wife out of town, Keith watches The Boss Baby, Going in Style, and CHiPs

Guests

Rosebud BakerRosebud Baker

Pictures

Rosebud Baker
Rosebud Baker
Kendall Jenner and Pepsi's misstep
Kendall Jenner and Pepsi's misstep
Protests are so fun!
Protests are so fun!
The drain covers named after Rosebud's late sister
The drain covers named after Rosebud's late sister

Keith and Cathryn's upcoming child
Keith and Cathryn's upcoming child

Keith got taken
Keith got taken
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