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KATG 2771: Sex Ed.

with Carmen Lynch and John Reynolds — Moving in with a pre-made family; The Naked Bathroom Trick; John Oliver vs. Dustin Hoffman and Hoffman’s lurid past; Danny Masterson and Kevin Spacey written out of Netflix’s shows; Bill O’Reilly’s breach of contract in his settled sexual assault suits; Metropolitan Opera director James Levine’s 4th public victim; Carmen and John’s upcoming family Christmas; KATG Polls December 7, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — Go Big And Go Home: Carmen Lynch and her live-in boyfriend John Reynolds are in studio
  • — She Got The Rose: John explains how his last marriage ended, navigating his new relationship with a child, and how he and Carmen dated before he was married
  • — Ta-Da!: John explains his patented The Naked Bathroom Trick
  • — Nobody Told Me 17-Year-Olds Would Be There!: During a panel celebrating the 20th-anniversary of Wag the Dog, John Oliver brought up the recent allegations of sexual harassment to Dustin Hoffman and was met with non-apologies and resistance. The gang discusses the interview and reviews the list of damning allegations against Hoffman by multiple women.
  • — Karma’s A Bitch: Danny Masterson will be written out of Netflix’s comedy The Ranch amid his 4 rape allegations while Kevin Spacey is being written out of House of Cards. Bill O'Reilly is being sued for discrediting female accuser Rachel Bernstein, which violates the non-disparagement clause in their 2002 settlement.
  • — The Victim Count Grows: A 4th male has come forward saying that newly fired Metropolitan Opera director James Levine sexually abused him decades ago when he was a student
  • — Families Ties: Carmen and John are meeting each other's parents this Christmas. Coincidentally, their fathers were in the Navy with one another.
  • — Poll Positions: 86% of the listeners would rather their parents think they are idiots than go to church for the holidays. 88% think A-list actors should not take roles in Woody Allen films. 17% think Andrea’s Abrupt Phone Hang-Up Joke is hilarious. 67% of listeners are on the teacher’s side regarding The Smug Kid and the Cokehead Teacher.

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Carmen Lynch
Carmen Lynch
John Reynolds
John Reynolds
John Oliver vs. Dustin Hoffman
John Oliver vs. Dustin Hoffman
Anna Graham Hunter, one of multiple Hoffman victims
Anna Graham Hunter, one of multiple Hoffman victims
Meryl Streep, also a Hoffman victim
Meryl Streep, also a Hoffman victim
Danny Masterson
Danny Masterson
Kevin Spacey
Kevin Spacey
Bill O'Reilly
Bill O'Reilly
A Fistful of Babies
A Fistful of Babies

Metropolitan Opera ex-director James Levine
Metropolitan Opera ex-director James Levine

KATG 2770: The Oldest Profession

with Wendi Starling and Kaytlin Bailey – Prostitution vs. wage slavery and the fetishes of the wealthy; Billy Bush’s non-apology revisited; drinking problems; Christmas with the ladies; the glitter ban; how to behave in public as a hooker December 6, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — By Hook Or By Crook: Wendi Starling and Kaytlin Bailey of The Oldest Profession podcast are in studio
  • — Gaslighting A Nation: Wendi and Kaytlin give their takes on Billy Bush and his non-apology
  • — Dreadful, Existential Angst: Kaytlin got drunk and applied for multiple international comedy festivals that she can’t afford to travel to. Wendi discusses her non-sobriety.
  • — Wifed Up: Kaytlin is in a serious relationship and is going home for Christmas with her boyfriend. Wendi is dating her sugar daddy.
  • — Diamond Dogs: The ladies talk about the kinky fetishes of the wealthy
  • — A World Of Magic: Scientists are calling for a ban on glitter worldwide because of the environmental impact
  • — Status Signaling: The ladies explain how prostitutes are expected to behave when in public with their clientele

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Wendi and Kaytlin
Wendi and Kaytlin

Wendi's sex slave, sopping up her DNA
Wendi's sex slave, sopping up her DNA
Scientists want it banned
Scientists want it banned

KATG 2769: Talent

With Mike Lawrence – Barkers; Billy Bush’s New York Times article and the Access Hollywood/Donald Trump bus footage revisited; the failing USPS; superhero films; the robot with citizenship wants a baby; doctors don’t resuscitate man with DO NOT RESUSCITATE tattoo; American tourists fined in Thailand for bare-butt selfies December 5, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — Mr. Los Angeles: Mike Lawrence is back in studio while visiting New York
  • — LOL: The gang talks about barkers outside of the worst comedy clubs in NYC
  • — Billy Talent: The gang discusses Billy Bush’s recent statements regarding the notorious leaked tape of him and Donald Trump, and they remind us about Billy’s inappropriate actions and statements that day
  • — We Didn’t See The First 4 Seasons Of Post Office: The USPS is having its 11th consecutive fiscal year in a deficit
  • — Nerd Of Mouth: Mike gives his take on The Superman Mustache Debacle and his opinions on the Avengers: Infinity War, Thor: Ragnarok, and D.C. vs. Marvel
  • — BabyBot: Sophia, the world's first robot citizen, is now saying she wants to have a baby and a family. She also mentioned, supposedly as a joke, that she wants to exterminate the human race.
  • — Not All Who Stamp Were Tramped: Doctors and ethics experts had to debate whether or not to rehabilitate a Miami man in critical condition with a tattoo reading DO NOT RESUSCITATE on his chest
  • — Dummies Gonna Dumb: Joseph and Travis Dasilva, 2 American tourists, were fined for taking bare-butt selfies at a famous temple in Thailand

Guests

Mike LawrenceMike Lawrence

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Mike Lawrence
Mike Lawrence
Stars and Bars from Tipsy Elves
Stars and Bars from Tipsy Elves


Billy Bush
Billy Bush
"But if you had to pick one of us. Seriously."
"But if you had to pick one of us. Seriously."
Superman's CGI non-mustache
Superman's CGI non-mustache
Stan Lee
Stan Lee
Sophia, the AI robot
Sophia, the AI robot

Elvis's tattoo
Elvis's tattoo
Joseph and Travis Dasilva, American idiots
Joseph and Travis Dasilva, American idiots
representing The U.S.A.
representing The U.S.A.

KATG 2768: Fun Facts

Christmas woes; the latest celebrity sexual predators, including Matt Lauer, Russell Simmons, and A Prairie Home Companion’s Garrison Keillor; sexual predator apologists, including INXS guitarist Kirk Pengilly, Geraldo Rivera, and Kevin Dillon December 4, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — The Grinch That Stole Christmas: Keith is debating whether or not he should spend Christmas with his family because he doesn’t want to go to church
  • — Perv Pool: Keith and Chemda review the details of the recent outings and fake apologies of celebrity predators including Matt Lauer, Russell Simmons, and A Prairie Home Companion’s Garrison Keillor
  • — Perv Apologists: Keith and Chemda discuss the various celebrities who have been defending the aforementioned sexual assaulters including INXS guitarist Kirk Pengilly, Geraldo Rivera, and Kevin Dillon

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Matt Lauer
Matt Lauer
Nancy Alspaugh, Matt's ex-wife
Nancy Alspaugh, Matt's ex-wife
Katie Couric
Katie Couric
Russell Simmons
Russell Simmons
Keri Claussen Khalighi, Russell's rape victim
Keri Claussen Khalighi, Russell's rape victim
Jenny Lumet, Russell's rape victim
Jenny Lumet, Russell's rape victim
A Prarie Home Companion's Garrison Keillor
A Prarie Home Companion's Garrison Keillor
Metropolitan Opera director James Levine
Metropolitan Opera director James Levine
INXS guitarist Kirk Pengilly
INXS guitarist Kirk Pengilly
Jeremy Piven and rape defender Kevin Dillon
Jeremy Piven and rape defender Kevin Dillon
Geraldo Rivera
Geraldo Rivera
Bette Midler
Bette Midler

KATG 2767: Pass/Fail

with Hennessy — Hennessy’s transition update; Chemda’s birthday; Pixar removes Olaf from Coco; Superman’s CGI’d mustache and Armie Hammer’s CGI’d testicles; The Room, The Disaster Artist, and Tommy Wiseau; Kevin Spacey replaced by Christopher Plummer in All the Money in the World in time; Gomer Pyle’s Jim Nabors died December 3, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — Chemda And The Boys: We have Keith, Chemda, and BabyButt in studio
  • — Straight White Male: Hennessy gives updates on his transition and tells stories of how men and women are treating him differently in major ways
  • — A Planner And A Head Rub: Hennessy describes Chemda’s birthday festivities
  • — She Can Freeze Items?: Pixar is removing the horrible short Olaf’s Frozen Adventure from playing before their film Coco due to complaints of boredom
  • — Do It In Post: Actor Henry Cavill had to reshoot scenes of Justice League with his moustache CGI’d off. Actor Armie Hammer’s testicles hung out of his short shorts during the filming of Call Me by Your Name so they were CGI’d out of the movie.
  • — The Disaster Artist: Keith loves what he’s seen of The Room, the 2003 cult classic known as the worst movie ever made. The gang discusses if it’s cruel to celebrate its creator Tommy Wiseau and other beloved and completely untalented people.
  • — Written Out Of History: Director Ridley Scott reshot all of Kevin Spacey’s scenes in the movie All the Money in the World with actor Christopher Plummer in less than one month
  • — A Voice Like Adele: Jim Nabors, the comic actor and shockingly talented singer who played Gomer Pyle, died at age 87

Guests

HennessyHennessy

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Hennessy
Hennessy
Hennessy in Sir!
Hennessy in Sir!



Henry Cavill's weird CGI'd upper lip in Justice League
Henry Cavill's weird CGI'd upper lip in Justice League
Armie Hammer and his removed testicles
Armie Hammer and his removed testicles
A new cult classic
A new cult classic

Almost as good as The Room
Almost as good as The Room
The Room's Tommy Wiseau and The Disaster Artist's James Franco
The Room's Tommy Wiseau and The Disaster Artist's James Franco
Ridley Scott
Ridley Scott
Christopher Plummer
Christopher Plummer
Kevin Spacey
Kevin Spacey
Jim Nabors, RIP
Jim Nabors, RIP
Tipsy Elves
Tipsy Elves



KATG 2766: Complicit

with Rojo Perez — Birthday milestones; Prince Harry engaged to American actress Meghan Markle; enablers; stand-up first-timers; Pokémon GO’s $7.3 billion damage; college ufology; 2017’s Word of the Year: Complicit; Kate Winslet and Justin Timberlake in Woody Allen’s Wonder Wheel; accused multiple rapist Jeremy Piven’s Wisdom of the Crowd cancelled; woman fakes Ray Moore pedophile story to The Washington Post to trick them into printing fake stories and is caught; Murder, She Wrote’s Angela Lansbury blames women for their rapes; Ontario, Canada’s Swastika Trail November 30, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — Bringing Back V-Necks: Rojo Perez is celebrating his 31st birthday
  • — The Royal Weddings: The world is excited over Prince Harry being engaged to American actress Meghan Markle from USA’s Suits
  • — How May I Save You: A listener writes in to praise Chemda for helping her realize she needs help with her enabling problem
  • — Rojo’s First Time: Keith and Chemda discuss the new show they’re releasing with Feral Audio entitled My Opening Line. Rojo recounts his first time performing stand-up comedy.
  • — We’re Pika-Screwed: People playing Pokémon GO have supposedly racked up as much as $7,300,000,000 in damages while playing across the country after the game's launch in 2016
  • — Jesus And Other Aliens: Turkish school Akdeniz University has added a degree in ufology and E.T. politics. The gang discusses why people mock religious fundamentalists and people who study aliens while still going to church and believing in space creatures.
  • — Complicit: Dictionary.com has named the ‘complicit’ the word of the year
  • — Drawing A Line: Kate Winslet and Justin Timberlake are in the newest Woody Allen movie Wonder Wheel
  • — Piven Heads: The show Wisdom of the Crowd featuring Jeremy Piven has been cancelled by either low ratings, Jeremy’s rape allegations, or both
  • — He Does A Great Fade: Because of Brett Ratner’s rape allegations, his barber will no longer cut his hair. Keith and Rojo bond over trying to navigate the locker room environment that is barber shops.
  • — Project Veritas: Jamie Phillips falsely claimed to The Washington Post that Roy Moore impregnated her as a teenager in order to show that The Washington Post prints fake pedophile stories
  • — Sit Down: 92-year-old actress Angela Lansbury of Murder, She Wrote made some insane statements blaming women for looking attractives and causing men to rape them
  • — How About Adolf Boulevard?: Residents of Swastika Trail in Ontario, Canada are battling to get their road renamed, while some residents don’t want to see its history changed

Guests

Rojo PerezRojo Perez

Pictures

Rojo Perez
Rojo Perez
England's Prince Harry and USA's Meghan Markle
England's Prince Harry and USA's Meghan Markle


Kate Winslet and Justin Timberlake
Kate Winslet and Justin Timberlake

Jeremy Piven
Jeremy Piven
Brett Ratner
Brett Ratner
Jamie Phillips
Jamie Phillips
Roy Moore
Roy Moore
Angela Lansbury
Angela Lansbury

KATG 2765: Lady Bird

with Dan Perlman and Kevin Iso – The merits of Lady Bird; Bollywood beheading rewards; Navy draws sky-dicks; suggestive Catholic statues; cokehead teacher vs. annoyingly smug student; 64% of adults are afraid of the dark November 29, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — Happy Birthday To Everybody: We have new guests Dan Perlman and Kevin Iso in studio
  • — Written With Empathy: Dan explains the merits of the film Lady Bird to Keith
  • — A Chappelle Minute: A member of the Hindu nationalist party offered $1.5 million dollars to anyone who beheads the lead actress and director of the unreleased Bollywood film Padmavati
  • — What If You Drew That Dick In India?: A Navy member or members drew a member in the air using their jet fumes. Washington state had a big huge penis in the sky.
  • — For The Loaf Of God: Blackfriar’s Priory School in Adelaide, Australia has had to cover a school statue because of the extremely suggestive pose involving an old man and a young boy
  • — Frosty The Snowman: Indiana high school teacher Samantha Cox was arrested on drug charges after a student named Will Rodgers took video of her sniffing cocaine in the classroom. The gang listens to audio of the boy and takes the teacher’s side.
  • — Snowflakes: A new study has come out showing that 64% of adults are scared of the dark, even in their own home

Pictures

Dan Perlman
Dan Perlman
Kevin Iso
Kevin Iso
Lady Bird
Lady Bird

Suraj Pal Amu, the party leader calling for beheadings
Suraj Pal Amu, the party leader calling for beheadings
Director Sanjay Leela Bhansali and actress Deepika Padukone
Director Sanjay Leela Bhansali and actress Deepika Padukone
The Navy's fun prank
The Navy's fun prank
The controversial Catholic statue
The controversial Catholic statue
Cocaine-loving teacher Samantha Cox
Cocaine-loving teacher Samantha Cox
Will Rodgers, Samantha's smug student
Will Rodgers, Samantha's smug student

KATG 2764: Men Are from Hell, Women Are from Venus

with Ted Alexandro and Andrea Allan – Soft speakers in arguments; relationships with big age differences; KATG induces breakups; the non-apologies of sexual predators and comedians reactions to Louis C.K.; Pat Dixon revisited November 28, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — Our Favorite Guest Ever: We have class act Ted Alexandro in studio
  • — Why Aren’t You Mad?: Ted is very soft spoken and non-confrontational, and he discusses how this contributes to arguments with his spouse
  • — Age Gap: There is an 18-year age difference between Ted and his wife, and he discusses how they met and his early reservations about her being so young
  • — KATG Changes Lives: 31% of the listeners were influenced by KATG in their decision to break up with a romantic partner
  • — When Rehab Strikes: Ted gives his opinions on public figures being outed as sexual predators and their non-apologies, including Louis C.K. He discusses how fellow comedians in his social group are reacting to the outing.
  • — Witch Hunt: Chemda asks Ted if he would handle their interaction regarding Pat Dixon differently now
  • — Resident Creep Whisperer: Andrea comes on mic to share her experiences of her peers’ reactions to the Louis C.K. outing

Guests

Ted AlexandroTed Alexandro

Pictures

Ted Alexandro
Ted Alexandro
Louis C.K. and Charlie Rose
Louis C.K. and Charlie Rose
Louis C.K. in I Love You, Daddy
Louis C.K. in I Love You, Daddy
Pixar's CCO John Lasseter
Pixar's CCO John Lasseter
Pat Dixon
Pat Dixon

KATG 2763: Shared Feelings

with Chelsea Dallas Falato – Trump says ‘Grab ‘em by the pussy’ audio is faked and claims Time wanted him again as Person of the Year but he declined; Will Louis C.K. be O.K.?; Saudi Arabia’s robot with citizenship; Charlie Rose’s sexual assault; That 70s Show’s Danny Masterson accused of multiple rape; Wendy vs. McDonald’s November 27, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — Childhood: Fun guest with a fun name, Chelsea Dallas Falato, is in studio
  • — Trump’s Dementia: Trump is now claiming the infamous Access Hollywood “Grab ‘em by the pussy” audio was doctored despite him previously saying it was real and “locker-room talk”
  • — Person Of The Year: Trump made up that he turned down Time magazine’s offer to be Time’s next Person of the Year
  • — Louis C.K. Will Be O.K.: The gang discusses how people forgive entertainers by changing the narrative of their crimes
  • — Sophia-P.O.: Saudi Arabia says it has become the first country in the world to grant citizenship to a robot. The female robot’s name is Sophia, and she doesn't have to wear a burqa.
  • — Pursuing Shared Feelings: The gang covers Charlie Rose’s many situations of sexual assault. That 70s Show and The Ranch’s Danny Masterson has been accused of raping 4 women. The Church of Scientology had hands in covering it up despite damning evidence.
  • — Throwing Shade: Wendy’s is back to zinging McDonald’s on Twitter

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Chelsea Dallas Falato
Chelsea Dallas Falato



Billy Bush
Billy Bush

Louis C.K.
Louis C.K.
Pamela Adlon
Pamela Adlon
Marc Maron
Marc Maron
Sophia the AI robot and citizen of Saudi Arabia
Sophia the AI robot and citizen of Saudi Arabia
Charlie Rose
Charlie Rose
Danny Masterson
Danny Masterson
Wendy's at it again
Wendy's at it again

KATG 2762: Dishing

with Andrea Allan – David Cassidy died; Who washes the dishes in gay relationships?; family, Thanksgiving, and KATG Tattoo #145; the return of Charlie November 26, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — Welcome Back: Keith, Chemda, and Andrea are back after the Thanksgiving holiday
  • — The Last Kiss: David Cassidy passed away as predicted in Keith’s autobiography The Great American Novel
  • — Women’s Work: The gang discusses how their fathers would evade washing dishes and pitching in with housework
  • — Getting To Know You: Keith’s bombshells: what he does for a living and his relationship with Lord Jesus
  • — The Return Of Charlie: Chemda ran into Keith’s old friend and ex-guest of the show Charlie

Guests

Andrea AllanAndrea Allan

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The wolf pack
The wolf pack
David Cassidy, RIP
David Cassidy, RIP
The Partridge Family
The Partridge Family
Keith Richards, alive
Keith Richards, alive
Boris and KATG Tattoo #145
Boris and KATG Tattoo #145
The all-new What Do We Do Now? podcast
The all-new What Do We Do Now? podcast
Keith's Thanksgiving Tinder profile picture
Keith's Thanksgiving Tinder profile picture
President Donald J. Trump
President Donald J. Trump
Andrea looking FAB, FIT, AND FUN!
Andrea looking FAB, FIT, AND FUN!
Tipsy Elves
Tipsy Elves





Charlie
Charlie
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