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KATG 2096: The Whole Nine Yards

With Tate Donovan – How KATG saves lives; Tate’s dating history; Fireball Whisky contains antifreeze; new Bill Cosby victim; Tate’s drug use; Tate’s brother, AIDS nurse; caught trying to blow yourself; John Grisham defends viewers of child porn; Jose Conseco lied about his finger falling off November 26, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — False Modesty: Emmy Award winner Tate Donovan is in studio
  • — Dream Keith Is A Genius: A listener wrote in to tell KATG how much they helped her through an extended abusive relationship and how the gang ended up in her apocalyptic dream
  • — Web Of Lies: Tate dated Jennifer Aniston and Sandra Bullock, but they were never engaged despite what the Internet says
  • — Antifreeze Burn: A shipment of Fireball Whisky meant for the U.S. was recalled in European countries because Europe is more strict about what harmful ingredients it will allow in its alcohol
  • — New Allegations Coming To Light: Tate once operated the lighting for Bill Cosby, who coincidentally has another drugged victim coming forward
  • — Dirty Boy: Lara Flynn Boyle would have had Tate go down on her but he showered too regularly
  • — RIPot: Tate has done every drug out there except for heroin and meth, but his favorites are mushrooms and weed. 2 deaths that have been linked to marijuana use.
  • — Chemda's New Favorite Person: Tate has had sexual relations with Lauren Graham, also known as Lorelai Gilmore
  • — Saint Donovan: Tate's brother is a nurse at a hospice run by nuns, and before that he was one of the first AIDS nurses
  • — That Sucks: Tate tried to blow himself when he was a teenager but got caught by his friend's mom in the shower
  • — Sweet 16: Author John Grisham tried to defend viewers of child porn by saying most don't deserve to be sent to jail 'like a bunch of perverts'
  • — What Else Isn't Going On: Jose Canseco lied about his reattached middle finger falling off
  • — A Sobering Experience: Tate learned the hard way not to show up to film shoots drunk and unprepared

Guests

Tate DonovanTate Donovan

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Tate Donovan
Tate Donovan
Arthur Ashe and Johnnie, the subjects of Tate's Emmy Award winning  'Arthur & Johnnie'
Arthur Ashe and Johnnie, the subjects of Tate's Emmy Award winning 'Arthur & Johnnie'




Tate as Joshua on Friends
Tate as Joshua on Friends

Sandra Bullock
Sandra Bullock
Jennifer Aniston
Jennifer Aniston
George Clooney
George Clooney
Grant Heslov
Grant Heslov

Kiefer Sutherland selling tequila
Kiefer Sutherland selling tequila
Kiefer Sutherland enjoying tequila
Kiefer Sutherland enjoying tequila


Tom Selleck as Magnum P.I.
Tom Selleck as Magnum P.I.
Tate stealing Magnum P.I.'s car
Tate stealing Magnum P.I.'s car
Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby



Phoebe Cates
Phoebe Cates

Lara Flynn Boyle then and now
Lara Flynn Boyle then and now
Lauren Graham
Lauren Graham

Katharine Heller and Tate
Katharine Heller and Tate
Keith Haring's artwork
Keith Haring's artwork
John Grisham
John Grisham
Jose Canseco
Jose Canseco
One Direction
One Direction

KATG 2095: When a Bill Becomes an Outlaw

With Danny Hatch – Danny’s sexual escapades; new Bill Cosby accusers and accomplices; Johnny Depp drunk at Hollywood Film Awards; gay man cured by Christian revival; Martha Stewart vs. Gwyneth Paltrow; Japan bans child pornography, sort of November 24, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — Golden Birthday: Danny Hatch, on his 23rd birthday, is in studio
  • — Stank On Your Hang Low: Danny met a woman the night before his birthday, and then he met her again the next morning, if you know what we mean
  • — Currying Favor: 17 women and counting have accused Bill Cosby of sexually assaulting them. A former NBC employee admitted to standing guard outside Cosby’s door while he was with women and paying off his victims.
  • — Off The Depp End: Johnny Depp introduced an award at the Hollywood Film Awards while he was 300 sheets to the wind. His fiancée isn’t pleased.
  • — I’m Not Gay No More: A gay man claimed to have his homosexuality cured by God during a rambunctious and very heterosexual outburst at a Christian revival service before auto-tuning the footage and releasing it as a single
  • — Jailbird Cake: Martha Stewart and Gwyneth Paltrow are engaged in a surprisingly nasty feud that's playing out in their respective lifestyle publications
  • — Me Love You 1 More Year: Japan passed a bill outlawing the possession of child pornography, but people in possession have a year to dispose of it while their animated child pornography is still legal

Guests

Danny HatchDanny Hatch

Pictures

Danny Hatch with his friends Kathryn and Libby
Danny Hatch with his friends Kathryn and Libby

Chemda's ass update
Chemda's ass update

Rick's Cabaret
Rick's Cabaret
Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
Glenn Beck
Glenn Beck

Bill and Ennis Cosby
Bill and Ennis Cosby
Frank Scotti, the man who paid off Cosby's victims
Frank Scotti, the man who paid off Cosby's victims
Johnny Depp
Johnny Depp
Amber Heard
Amber Heard

Andrew Caldwell, who's not gay no more
Andrew Caldwell, who's not gay no more


Martha Stewart
Martha Stewart

Gwyneth Paltrow
Gwyneth Paltrow

KATG 2094: Candy Crush

With Liz Miele – Sex with friends; telling someone you love them; how to make a friend; comic meltdowns; health issues November 24, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — Almost Killed Miele: Liz Miele, who survived My Name Is Keith, is in studio
  • — Is It Too Late?: Liz slept with one of her best friends while on the road, and he blew her off for a month and a half after she confided her feelings with him
  • — Down The Road: Encouraged by Keith, Liz told her boyfriend that she loved him. He said nothing back. Keith shows Liz what their future together would look like.
  • — Do You Want To Be Friends?: Liz explains how she got to know her boyfriend Carmen Lynch
  • — Sugar Crash: Liz had a meltdown on stage where she yelled at the show’s host as well as the audience
  • — My Life Sucks: Liz had to cut a large amount of food from her diet and start taking an AIDS amount of vitamins after experiencing a rash of health problems

Guests

Liz MieleLiz Miele

Pictures

Liz Miele
Liz Miele
Liz's groomslady dress
Liz's groomslady dress
Liz's boyfriend Carmen Lynch
Liz's boyfriend Carmen Lynch
Hari Kondabolu
Hari Kondabolu


Aziz Ansari
Aziz Ansari

KATG 2093: The Dumberest

More Bill Cosby rape accusers including Janice Dickinson; Dumb and Dumber To; Bono’s bicycle injuries; Jose Conseco sells gun and finger; shooting at Florida State University; Anonymous vs. the Ku Klux Klan November 21, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — Look Up The Facts: Janice Dickinson is the latest person to accuse Bill Cosby of rape, while Netflix has postponed the airing of his new special and NBC has cancelled a sitcom he was set to star in
  • — Class Action: Keith vs. Dumb and Dumber To, the sequel to a 20-year-old hit comedy
  • — Sunday Bloody Sunday: Bono seriously injured his eye socket, shoulder blade, humerus, and pinky finger in his bicycle accident, requiring 2 separate, extensive surgeries
  • — 1 of 2: Jose Canseco is planning to not only sell the gun that shot off his middle finger, but also the finger itself
  • — The Library’s Bad News: A gunman opened fire in Florida State University's library, then died in a shootout with police after wounding 3 students
  • — #OpKKK: Anonymous hacked the Ku Klux Klan’s Twitter account and exposed names and faces of Klan members

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Bill and Camille Cosby
Bill and Camille Cosby
Janice Dickinson
Janice Dickinson

Hannibal Buress
Hannibal Buress
The cast of The Cosby Show
The cast of The Cosby Show
Jackie Martling
Jackie Martling
Rich Vos and Bonnie McFarlane
Rich Vos and Bonnie McFarlane

Carmen Lynch
Carmen Lynch





Bono
Bono
Jose Canseco
Jose Canseco
Jose Canseco's gun
Jose Canseco's gun
Jose Canseco's middle finger
Jose Canseco's middle finger

The book that saved a University of Florida student's life
The book that saved a University of Florida student's life

KKK members unmasked
KKK members unmasked

KATG 2092: The Walking Dead

With Jay Nog – Men’s problems with the catcalling video; Chemda burns her ass; Adrian Peterson suspended entire season; proposing at a football game; people pronounced dead then come back to life; Charles Manson obtains marriage certificate; 2014 Word of the Year; MTA subway hike; suicide prevention November 20, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — Heromaker Maker: Jay Nog, co-creator of the still in-production Heromakers cartoon, is in studio
  • — New Friend Alert: Keith is playing his new male football friends against each other to make them jealous
  • — That’s Your Problem: Jay and Chemda discuss Jay’s issues with the viral NYC catcalling video
  • — Speaking Of Asses: Chemda accidentally burned her butt when she fell asleep with hand warmers on her sick body, and she has a horrific photo to prove it
  • — Take A Knee: Adrian Peterson has been suspended for the rest of the season without pay because of how little remorse he showed after beating his 4-year-old son with a switch. Jay loves football so much that he proposed to his fiancée at a football game in Alabama.
  • — The Waking Dead: A 91-year-old Polish woman woke up in the morgue hours after she was pronounced dead, and a mother survived for 45 minutes without a pulse while giving birth. Keith proposes a way to be sure people aren’t pronounced dead prematurely.
  • — Her In-Laws Are The Worst: 80-year-old Charles Manson and his 26-year-old fiancée have obtained a marriage license for a wedding where they can only hug, commemorating a marriage that they can never consummate
  • — High Definition: Vape, meaning to inhale and exhale the vapor produced by an electronic cigarette or similar device, was named Oxford Dictionary's 2014 Word of the Year
  • — Excuse Me: The MTA is proposing another fare hike for subway riders, and one board member went so far as to propose there is a ban on riders bringing backpacks on the train
  • — Don't Kill Yourself Too Much: Jay's best friend shot himself 15 years ago, and ever since then Jay’s been raising money for suicide prevention

Guests

Jay NogJay Nog

Pictures

Jay Nog
Jay Nog
Jimmy Page
Jimmy Page
From last marathon's Mushface comic original
From last marathon's Mushface comic original
Jay's 5 Hours of Walking in NYC as a Jets Fan
Jay's 5 Hours of Walking in NYC as a Jets Fan
Hollaback's 10 Hours of Walking in NYC as a Woman
Hollaback's 10 Hours of Walking in NYC as a Woman
Chemda's ass burn
Chemda's ass burn
Adrian Peterson
Adrian Peterson
Adrian Peterson's son's injuries
Adrian Peterson's son's injuries
Alabama Crimson Tide
Alabama Crimson Tide
Janina Kolkiewicz, the 91-year-old dead Polish woman who isn't dead
Janina Kolkiewicz, the 91-year-old dead Polish woman who isn't dead
Ruby Graupera-Cassimiro, the mother who lived through 45 minutes without a pulse while giving birth
Ruby Graupera-Cassimiro, the mother who lived through 45 minutes without a pulse while giving birth

A vape pen
A vape pen

KATG 2091: Hang On

With Aaron Nevins – The Philadelphia heckler who hated KATG; how to propose a threesome; new Bill Cosby rape victim; newscaster sexism; temporary breast implants and how to get Kim Kardashian’s ass; Rick’s Cabaret fined $10 million; Jose Canseco’s finger falls off; 2nd Ebola victim in U.S. dies; U2’s tragedies; FDA surprises NFL with post-game drug tests; Russia creates its own Wikipedia; prolific TV show creator dies November 19, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — Age Appropriate: Aaron Nevins, the baby-faced 23-year-old talk show host, is in studio
  • — Friendly Fire: Keith and Chemda were guests on the 1-year anniversary of Aaron's show, where he attempted to eat 2 whole cakes and was physically attacked by a heckler who hated KATG
  • — Listen Up, Rachel: Aaron has been with his girlfriend for 6 months and attempts to propose a threesome
  • — Poll Land: Only 2 members of KATG's audience cut themselves (and Danny is one of them), 32% have been in a threesome, 87% believe we are doing this (who knows), and 76% are smarter than a stick of butter
  • — This Week In Celebrity Rapists: Another Bill Cosby alleged rape victim comes forward, bringing the total number of women saying they were drugged and raped by Mr. Cosby to 14. Stephen Collins is demanding $1,000,000 from his ex-wife for secretly recording his pedophilia confession.
  • — We Just Assumed He Was Poor: An Australian newscaster revealed he'd worn the same suit on air for a year without anybody noticing to make a point about sexism
  • — I <3 NY: A Manhattan plastic surgeon is offering women temporary breast implants. A Kim Kardashian-type butt is now one of the most requested plastic surgery procedures.
  • — G-Stringing Them Along: An NYC strip club was ordered to pay $10,000,000 in back income to its strippers
  • — Bad Hand: Jose Canseco broke the news that his reattached middle finger fell off during a poker game a few weeks after he accidentally shot it off
  • — Ebola The Sequel: A doctor contracted Ebola and died after being evacuated from Sierra Leone where he was treating victims of disease, becoming America’s second Ebola fatality
  • — I Fall Down: The door to Bono's jet fell off, and then Bono himself fell off a bicycle just before U2's Tonight Show residency was about to start
  • — Be On Drugs, It's Sports: The FDA has started surprising NFL teams with post-game drug tests
  • — Red Edit: Russia is creating its own Wikipedia to ensure its citizens have access to the best information possible
  • — Fish Food: The creator of such shows as Knight Rider, The Fugitive, and Battlestar Galactica has died

Guests

Aaron NevinsAaron Nevins

Pictures

Aaron Nevins
Aaron Nevins
Dan Vetrano
Dan Vetrano
KATG on Hang On with Aaron Nevins
KATG on Hang On with Aaron Nevins
Heckler Jimmy Viola
Heckler Jimmy Viola
Joan Tarshis, the latest Bill Cosby rape victim to come forward
Joan Tarshis, the latest Bill Cosby rape victim to come forward
Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
Stephen Collins
Stephen Collins
Karl Stefanovic, the Australian newscaster who wore the same suit for a year
Karl Stefanovic, the Australian newscaster who wore the same suit for a year


Jose Canseco
Jose Canseco
Jose Canseco's middle finger
Jose Canseco's middle finger
Bono
Bono
Glen A. Larson, creator of Knight Rider, Battlestar Galactica, and much more
Glen A. Larson, creator of Knight Rider, Battlestar Galactica, and much more


KATG 2090: Your Pad or Mine?

With Megan Gailey and Liza Treyger – Sex with football players; tampons vs. pads; oral sex with people you don’t like; creepy apartment supers; Choose Your Own Adventure creator dies; Bill Cosby asked about rape allegations; Ben Roethlisberger’s rape scandal; War Machine laughs in court; Amanda Bynes audio: she want to kill her dad; man blows himself up after family fight November 18, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — Kickstart My Heart: KATG announce their new marathon and 10-year-anniversary tour
  • — Friends Of Libby’s: Megan Gailey and Liza Treyger, who know each other from the Chicago comedy scene, are in studio
  • — Full Pads: Megan slept with some professional football players in her day and isn’t shy about pointing them out to her current boyfriend. Chemda and Liza don’t see eye-to-eye on period blood containment technology.
  • — The Basis Of Feminism: Liza is taking a stand against sucking dicks belonging to guys she doesn’t like or won’t make her orgasm. Megan is a big sports fan but doesn’t bring that up in front of men.
  • — Super Creep: Megan and Liza discuss their perverted superintendent
  • — The End: The creator of Choose Your Own Adventure books has died
  • — Jell-O Means No: Bill Cosby appeared on NPR’s Weekend Edition, where he answered questions about his rape allegations with complete silence. Keith isn’t convinced Ben Roethlisberger is a rapist because he hasn’t seen enough evidence.
  • — Guilty Machine: War Machine started laughing in court during his ex-girlfriend Christy Mack's testimony about his sexual and physical abuse
  • — What A Girl Wants: Amanda Bynes was recorded saying she would love to kill her dad
  • — Going Nuclear: A German man blew himself up outside of his family’s house after having an argument with them

Pictures

Megan Gailey and Liza Treyger
Megan Gailey and Liza Treyger

A pad
A pad
A tampon
A tampon

Ray DeVito
Ray DeVito
Jennifer Lawrence
Jennifer Lawrence

Steve-O
Steve-O
R.A Montgomery, creator of Choose Your Own Adventure books
R.A Montgomery, creator of Choose Your Own Adventure books

Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger
Marvin Harrison
Marvin Harrison
War Machine
War Machine
Christy Mack
Christy Mack
Christy's injuries
Christy's injuries

Amanda Bynes
Amanda Bynes
Macaulay Culkin
Macaulay Culkin
Megan's crush Dwight Freeney
Megan's crush Dwight Freeney
Liz's crush Clay Matthews
Liz's crush Clay Matthews

KATG 2089: Goodbye Forever Patty

This episode focuses on KATG’s problems with comedian Pat Dixon and his role as a sexual predator, including his animosity toward the show and specific details of his indiscretions. November 16, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — This episode focuses on KATG’s problems with comedian Pat Dixon and his role as a sexual predator, including his animosity toward the show and specific details of his indiscretions.

Pictures

Pat Dixon
Pat Dixon

KATG 2088: Sick Sex

Live from UCB East as part of the New York Comedy Festival, feat. Andrea Allan, Katharine Heller, Mike Lawrence, Danny Hatch, Ray DeVito, Greg Behrendt, and Ophira Eisenberg November 14, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — Science Experimenting: Keith and Chemda introduce the live show at UCB East with guests Andrea Allan, Mike Lawrence, Katharine Heller, Danny Hatch, Ray Devito, Greg Behrendt, and Ophira Eisenberg
  • — It’s Getting Heated: Pat Dixon gave his side of the story on the KATG forums
  • — This Week In Butts: The majority of KATG’s audience think Chelsea Handler’s half-assed bare-ass photo was better than Kim Kardashian’s professional bare-ass, so Kim rebutted by releasing fully nude pics. Jennifer Lopez’s exhausted ass looks paltry in comparison.
  • — This Is News: Diplo, boyfriend of Taylor Swift’s nemesis Katy Perry, inspired crowd-funding to get Taylor a bigger booty, so Taylor’s friend Lorde called out Diplo’s tiny penis

Pictures

Andrea Allan
Andrea Allan
Mike Lawrence
Mike Lawrence
Katharine Heller
Katharine Heller
Danny Hatch
Danny Hatch
Ray DeVito
Ray DeVito
Greg Behrendt
Greg Behrendt
Ophira Eisenberg
Ophira Eisenberg
Pat Dixon
Pat Dixon
Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian
Chelsea Handler
Chelsea Handler
The trump card
The trump card
Jennifer Lopez
Jennifer Lopez
Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift
Katy Perry
Katy Perry
Lorde
Lorde
Diplo
Diplo
Diplo's dick
Diplo's dick
Duplo
Duplo

KATG 2087: Sweeps Week

With Mark Normand – Roast Battle; Robin Williams left his kids $50 million estate; How do idiots get hired?; Kim Kardashian and Chelsea Handler show their asses; KATG vs. Pat Dixon November 12, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — The Bloodier The Better: Mark Normand, a winner at NYC’s very first Roast Battle, is in studio
  • — Dead Actors Society: Despite the perception that he died broke, Robin Williams left his $50,000,000 estate to his kids
  • — #KillYourself: A high school English teacher was suspended without pay after releasing profane and racist tweets about Ferguson, leading the gang to wonder how she and other horrible employees are able to get jobs in the first place
  • — Kard-ass-ian: Khloe Kardashian shared a racist joke about her and her sisters on Instagram, but luckily Kim Kardashian made everybody forget about it when photos of her bare ass on a magazine cover were released
  • — The New York City Crime Report: Pat Dixon started a Twitter war with KATG after his demands to defend himself on the show were not immediately met, so KATG explains why they won’t have him on as they go into more detail about their relationship with Pat

Guests

Mark NormandMark Normand

Pictures

Mark Normand
Mark Normand
Mark at the Roast Battle
Mark at the Roast Battle

Robin Williams
Robin Williams
Vinita Hegwood, the teacher who was suspended without pay after her insensitive Ferguson tweets
Vinita Hegwood, the teacher who was suspended without pay after her insensitive Ferguson tweets
Kourtney, Khloe, and Kim Kardashian
Kourtney, Khloe, and Kim Kardashian


Chelsea Handler
Chelsea Handler
Pat Dixon
Pat Dixon
Justin Macintosh's original painting of Pat
Justin Macintosh's original painting of Pat
Keith's reimagining
Keith's reimagining
Carmen Lynch
Carmen Lynch
Patrice and Spooky
Patrice and Spooky
Max Darwin
Max Darwin
Danny Lobell
Danny Lobell
Myka Fox
Myka Fox
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