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KATG 3926: Real Americans w/ Carrie Gravenson

Butt buddy Carrie Gravenson returns to KATG to discuss surprise friendship enders, MAGA turning on President Trump, the Coldplay Kiss Cam, and the response to Sydney Sweeney·s great racial jeans. Only in America. July 31, 2025
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  • — 0:00 Keith v. Craig feedback
  • — 34:17 MAGA v. Trump (The Epstein Files)
  • — 1:07:39 Coldplay’s Kiss Cam v. Illicit Affairs
  • — 1:12:48 Sydney Sweeney’s great racial jeans
  • — 1:17:35 The July 2025 trio of Celebrity Deaths: Malcolm-Jamal Warner, Ozzy Osbourne, and Hulk Hogan

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Epstein flight logs feat. Donald Trump
Epstein flight logs feat. Donald Trump
What's the big deal?!
What's the big deal?!
Trump's AI distraction
Trump's AI distraction
Scotland's real newspaper
Scotland's real newspaper
The Boebert Family
The Boebert Family
Oops
Oops

Who wore it whiter?
Who wore it whiter?
Now THIS one IS racist ...
Now THIS one IS racist ...

KATG 3925: War, Semantics Jones, and the End of Keith and Craig’s Friendship

Continuing reigning KATG Poker Champion Keith (just sayin’) reads your letters, and you had some doozies! First and foremost, friend of 25 years and full-grown adult Craig Klein has seriously declared “WAR” on KATG! Keith answers your questions the best he could about his confusion regarding Craig’s new Midnight Across America clique and the definitive end of Keith and Craig’s friendship. (Like the great Ozzy Osbourne sang: “I don’t know!”) July 28, 2025
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KATG 3924: Frogstomp w/ Spooky

Spooky, KATG and personal friend since 2005, returns! Keith and his longtime pal discuss friendship, love, death, and Spooky’s emotions; and, the fact that it turns out the Epstein prison video WAS edited (FACT!), Elmo was hacked (oh nooooooo), and Keith loved the Minecraft movie (WHAT THE?!). Also, after the recording, Keith won the main KATG Chat poker game as well as the new side game that runs simultaneously. Yes, first place in both! That information has nothing to do with this episode, Keith just wasn’t sure where else to write it. July 17, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — Friendship, love, death, and Spooky’s emotions
  • — NYC, Charlotte, and Sydney
  • — The Epstein prison video WAS edited
  • — Elmo, AI, and internet hacks
  • — Brad Pitt’s F1
  • — Keith loved A Minecraft Movie! (???)
  • — The Annabelle doll kills again (IN REAL LIFE!)

Guests

SpookySpooky

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A man's man: Spooky, flirting and arm wrestling simultaneously
A man's man: Spooky, flirting and arm wrestling simultaneously
Spooky (far right)
Spooky (far right)
Arm wrestling witnesses
Arm wrestling witnesses
One of The Misses girlfriend's dog birthday parties
One of The Misses girlfriend's dog birthday parties
The Misses
The Misses
The Couch
The Couch

KATG 3923: The American Way w/ Alice Fishbein

New KATG guest Alice Fishbein might be on her first podcast of any kind ever, but you wouldn’t know it from her candid opinions and frank discussions. Keith and Alice talk about her one-woman show satirizing Titanic, her work in criminal defense, Americans lack of empathy, Epstein never having a client list after all (???), hateful comedians announcing that they misvoted, 2025’s Superman, and King Joey Chestnut. July 12, 2025
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  • — Alice Fishbein: The Titanic, dating, and working in criminal defense
  • — President Trump threatens to revoke Rosie O’Donnell’s citizenship following her move to Ireland
  • — Sean “Diddy” Combs’ third bail denial and proposed sentencing
  • — Wife abuser Michael Madsen dead at 67
  • — Texas floods: 130 dead, 200 missing
  • — Alligator Alcatraz
  • — Epstein case closed due to there being no client list after all (???)/Comedian and podcaster Andrew Schulz isn’t pleased that he voted for Trump
  • — 2025’s Superman
  • — 2025’s Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest

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How Keith poisoned his brother
How Keith poisoned his brother
How Alice's sister poisoned her
How Alice's sister poisoned her




An inappropriate Drake with Millie Bobby Brown
An inappropriate Drake with Millie Bobby Brown
feat. Track 3: Louis' Dick Jokes
feat. Track 3: Louis' Dick Jokes
Rosie O'Donnell v. The President of the United States
Rosie O'Donnell v. The President of the United States
Cowboy Carter
Cowboy Carter
A grateful Diddy
A grateful Diddy

Evan Rachel Wood v. Marilyn Manson
Evan Rachel Wood v. Marilyn Manson
Michael Madsen in Reservoir Dogs
Michael Madsen in Reservoir Dogs
Your plan (living)
Your plan (living)
God's plan (killing)
God's plan (killing)
Kristi Noem (no plan)
Kristi Noem (no plan)
Marjorie Taylor Greene expressing that she's anti-weather manipulation
Marjorie Taylor Greene expressing that she's anti-weather manipulation

White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt
Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump never meeting each other
Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump never meeting each other
Andrew Shultz: Comedian, podcaster, political mastermind
Andrew Shultz: Comedian, podcaster, political mastermind

U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi
U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi
The Boys
The Boys
The White House cooked it's burgers the day before!
The White House cooked it's burgers the day before!
RFK Jr., your Health Whatever-The-Fuck
RFK Jr., your Health Whatever-The-Fuck
A good idiot
A good idiot
An evil idiot
An evil idiot
Dean Cain
Dean Cain
Johnny Lawrence
Johnny Lawrence
Laura Loomer, Trump's top advisor that's sick of minorities in commercials
Laura Loomer, Trump's top advisor that's sick of minorities in commercials
J. K. Rowling
J. K. Rowling
Pound for pound the greatest athlete in the world Joey Chestnut
Pound for pound the greatest athlete in the world Joey Chestnut

KATG 3922: The Sean Diddy Puffy Love Combs Trial - Part 4: The Verdict w/ Felicia Gillespie

Open and candid comedian Felicia Gillespie returns to help Keith discuss The Diddy Trial and the jury’s stupid fucking verdicts. The duo also discusses millionaire and charlatan Jimmy Swaggart burning in Hell at age 90 as well as the state of the world. July 2, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — In honor of Pride Month, Keith goes over the amazing work podcaster MeMe Cherry has done for the community
  • — The American flag and Keith’s current embarrassment, Trump wants you to call him Daddy, The history of the parody song Bomb Iran and questioning the mission’s success, California governor suing FOX News for $800 million over lying about Trump calling him during the L.A. ICE protests, NYC’s Zohran Mamdani’s Democratic Primary win and related racists
  • — The Sean Diddy Puffy Love Combs Trial - Part 3
  • — Squid Game 2
  • — Flirting with weirdos/Brad Pitt’s home in Los Feliz ransacked by burglars (who took advantage of Brad out promoting F1 The Movie)

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Felicia's freezer getting tomorrow morning's ice bath ready
Felicia's freezer getting tomorrow morning's ice bath ready

Jimmy Swaggart
Jimmy Swaggart
NYC’s 10-foot-tall pink Foot Fountain
NYC’s 10-foot-tall pink Foot Fountain

KATG 3921: In the Name of Love w/ MeMe Cherry

It’s the return of the thought-provoking, hilarious, and socially active podcaster MeMe Cherry! MeMe joins Keith to help discuss Pride Month, what you can do about it in 2025, and the world’s latest series of UNfortunate events. The duo also discusses the closing of Diddy’s trial, Will Smith taking back his apologies to us and Chris Rock, and TV shows that Keith apparently loves to hate. (Yes, The Bear and Squid Game are back.) June 27, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — In honor of Pride Month, Keith goes over the amazing work podcaster MeMe Cherry has done for the community
  • — The American flag and Keith’s current embarrassment, Trump wants you to call him Daddy, The history of the parody song Bomb Iran and questioning the mission’s success, California governor suing FOX News for $800 million over lying about Trump calling him during the L.A. ICE protests, NYC’s Zohran Mamdani’s Democratic Primary win and related racists
  • — The Sean Diddy Puffy Love Combs Trial - Part 3
  • — Squid Game 2
  • — Brad Pitt’s home in Los Feliz ransacked by burglars who took advantage of Brad out promoting F1 The Movie

Guests

MeMe CherryMeMe Cherry

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MeMe's artistic space
MeMe's artistic space

The meme from from racist right-wing politicians and speakers after Shia Muslim Zohran Mamdani won NYC's Democratic Primary for mayor
The meme from from racist right-wing politicians and speakers after Shia Muslim Zohran Mamdani won NYC's Democratic Primary for mayor

KATG 3920: Hot Cum Time Machine w/ Brandon Collins

Brandon Collins returns! Keith catches up with his movie pal from way back to help discuss the continuing sagas that are The End of the World, The Diddy Trial, and Cockbuster Video. June 23, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — Revisiting Brandon Collins/A Minecraft Movie
  • — Cockbuster Video
  • — Trump, who wasted $45 million on a military parade for Flag Day, wrote on Juneteenth that there are too many non-working holidays/Potential in-country Iranian retribution
  • — !!! SPORTS !!!
  • — The Sean Diddy Puffy Love Combs Trial - Part 2
  • — Movie Corner w/ Medium Popcorn’s Brandon Collins: Love Hurts, Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning, Final Destination: Bloodlines, The Accountant 2, and The Amateur

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KATG 3919: You Made It Weird presents Pete Holmes’ KATG interview

Pete Holmes’ podcast exposing comedians’ secret weirdnesses began in October 2011 and continues entertaining with some of your favorite Hollywood pals. You can also check out YouTube.com/PeteHolmes for hilarious material from his podcasts, talk show, stand-up, and various skits. (Keith personally is in love with the fictional character interviews.) The segment following Keith discussing the end of the world is from October 2013. You Made It Weird’s detailed episode description: “Keith Malley and Chemda Khalili from the podcast Keith and The Girl make it weird!” June 19, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — Juneteenth and your feelings
  • — Donald Trump vs. Elon Musk feat. The End of the World
  • — Pete Holmes’ KATG interview

Guests

Pete HolmesPete Holmes

Pictures

Pete Holmes
Pete Holmes
KATG.com/VIP
KATG.com/VIP
Louis C.K. (SPELL IT RIGHT!)
Louis C.K. (SPELL IT RIGHT!)


$59.99 shown - also avail. in camouflage ($74.99) or signed by Trump ($1,000) - Note: God's signature currently unavail.
$59.99 shown - also avail. in camouflage ($74.99) or signed by Trump ($1,000) - Note: God's signature currently unavail.
Mike Lindell
Mike Lindell
The beginning of the end
The beginning of the end
Jeffrey Epstein and Donald J. Trump
Jeffrey Epstein and Donald J. Trump
The Cybertruck Dilemma
The Cybertruck Dilemma




KATG 3918: WTF presents Marc Maron’s KATG interview

Marc Maron started his podcast WTF in September 2009 and in June 2025 announced its upcoming end. In honor of his run and the big news, we relisten to KATG’s appearance back in 2012. All old episodes of WTF can be found accessing WTF+ at WTFpod.com. WTF’s episode description: “Keith Malley and Chemda Khalili are two of the earliest pioneers of podcasting. Their hit show Keith and the Girl paved the way for WTF. Marc welcomes them to the garage to talk about religion, sexuality and relationships.” June 18, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — Deadly weather and the new lack of government assistance
  • — Marc Maron introduction
  • — Strangers and politics
  • — Father’s Day talk feat. Taylor Tomlinson/Keith’s lack of direction explained
  • — Marc Maron’s KATG interview

Guests

Marc MaronMarc Maron

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KATG.com/MarcMaron
KATG.com/MarcMaron
Your president
Your president
God's flooding
God's flooding



Taylor Tomlinson
Taylor Tomlinson
KATG.com/VIP
KATG.com/VIP
KATG.com/TGAN
KATG.com/TGAN
KATG.com/DadBook
KATG.com/DadBook
Keith and Chemda
Keith and Chemda
Podcasting Hall of Fame
Podcasting Hall of Fame
The Hall of Fame speech
The Hall of Fame speech


KATG 3917: The Best of That’s the Show with Danny SPONSORED BY: Shitty Jim’s w/ Katharine Heller, Tom Scharpling, Marga Gomez, Michael Khalili, Mara Wilson, Eugene Mirman, Lev Grossman, Danny’s mom, Danny’s girlfriend, and Jeff the Sound Engineer

From the archives of KATG.com/VIP, this show features the collection of That’s the Show with Danny clips that ex-intern Danny Hatch personally put together himself 10 years ago! Whether you’re relistening or new to the character that is The Hatch, you’ll love his hilariously neurotic jokes and delivery with Keith, Chemda, his own mom and girlfriend, and some of your favorite KATG guests engaging in a way that can only be described as … well … I don’t think it can be described. Enjoy. OH! DANNY’S OLD PSYCHIATRIST HAD A SCARFACE POSTER IN HIS OFFICE!!! June 12, 2025
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Danny Hatch with Paul F. Tompkins at L.A.'s The Comedy Store (2015)
Danny Hatch with Paul F. Tompkins at L.A.'s The Comedy Store (2015)
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