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KATG 2579: Here Comes Oscar

with Hollis James and Emily Owens – Hollis’s play regarding his cocaine and alcohol abuse; Oscars 2017; fights over movies at home; grammar rules February 27, 2017

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  • — Group Effort: Hollis James and Emily Owens, who are married and also work together, are in the studio
  • — Drugs, Please And Thank You: Hollis has a history of cocaine and alcohol abuse, and the couple’s new play tells the story
  • — Oscar, Oscar!: The gang discusses Jimmy Kimmel’s monologue, Mean Tweets, general celebrity silliness, and the Best Picture shocker
  • — To Hurt Me: Keith discusses the fights that he and his wife have over watching movies at home
  • — Bringing Two Periods To An Ellipsis Fight: Keith schools those of you with your own grammar rules

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KATG 2578: Edible Arrangements

with Erin Jackson – Cruise ships and ports of call; weed candy; Erin’s unknown African fame; Bill Paxton and Judge Wapner died; man jumps off stranger’s balcony to die; Oscar bets; Moonlight, Get Out, and Collide reviews; Chemda’s wedding anniversary; Valentine’s Day rear-ending February 26, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — KATG’s 12-Year Anniversary: Celebrate 12 years of Keith and The Girl by supporting KATG.com/marathon
  • — Live On A Big Boat: Guest Erin Jackson and the gang discuss cruise ships, passengers, romance, and ports of call
  • — Erin’s Cool Now: Since her last appearance on KATG, Erin has tried weed candy
  • — You Owe Me Royalties, Ghana: Erin found out that her head shot is being used in ad campaigns for multiple major companies in Africa
  • — Celebrity Deaths: Actor Bill Paxton dies at 61 due to complications from surgery. The People’s Court judge Joseph Wapner dies at 97
  • — Can I Use Your Balcony?: Brian Swearing, a 23-year-old Queens resident walked into a stranger's apartment and jumped off her balcony
  • — Oscar Predictions and Movie Reviews: Keith and Chemda make their Oscar bets, and Keith reviews Moonlight, Get Out, and Collide
  • — Anything But Lasagna: Chemda went out for her wedding anniversary only to have her husband get hit on by a waitress
  • — A Likely Story: Trump says he will not show up to his first White House Correspondents' Dinner because of the way the press has treated him
  • — My Funny Valentine: Erin, single, got rear-ended in her car on Valentine's Day

Guests

Erin JacksonErin Jackson

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It's coming soon!
It's coming soon!
Erin Jackson
Erin Jackson
Where comedy goes to die
Where comedy goes to die
The documentation of the Keith and The Girl Cruise
The documentation of the Keith and The Girl Cruise
The good stuff
The good stuff
Erin's stolen headshots
Erin's stolen headshots
The late Bill Paxton
The late Bill Paxton
The late Judge Joseph Wapner
The late Judge Joseph Wapner
Geraldine Butler, the woman whose balcony was used for a suicide
Geraldine Butler, the woman whose balcony was used for a suicide
The building that Brian Swearing jumped from
The building that Brian Swearing jumped from
Keith's Oscar predications
Keith's Oscar predications
Keith's Oscar predications
Keith's Oscar predications
Chemda's Oscar predications
Chemda's Oscar predications
Chemda's Oscar predications
Chemda's Oscar predications
Nick's Oscar predictions
Nick's Oscar predictions
Nick's Oscar predictions
Nick's Oscar predictions
Liz's Oscar predictions
Liz's Oscar predictions
Liz's Oscar predictions
Liz's Oscar predictions
Moonlight
Moonlight
Moonlight's Chirons
Moonlight's Chirons


The Chennessy's
The Chennessy's
Baby doesn't like the press
Baby doesn't like the press
Barack doing a hot five at The White House Correspondents' Dinner
Barack doing a hot five at The White House Correspondents' Dinner
George getting goofy at The White House Correspondents' Dinner
George getting goofy at The White House Correspondents' Dinner

KATG 2577: Spitballing

with Adam Burke – Ireland and the Troubles; Pre-Cana Classes; George 'The Animal' Steele dies; David Cassidy claims dementia; Ben Affleck’s falling apart; Lindsay Lohan and Karen Gravano sue Grand Theft Auto V; Milo Yiannopoulos’s pro-pedophilia comments, apology, and loss of his book deal; bull runs around Queens, NY February 24, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — What’s Up, VIP?: Andrea’s new spinoff is the greatest spinoff ever, and it’s coming out this week
  • — Weather Or Not: Guest Adam Burke talks Ireland, Catholic vs. Protestant, and Ireland vs. the U.S.
  • — God’s Guide To Orgasms: Before his wedding, Adam met with a 90-year-old pastor who told him how to give an orgasm and other essentials for a successful marriage. Before Keith’s wedding, his father tried to give him Pre-Cana Classes.
  • — Like An Animal: George 'The Animal' Steele, a wrestler notorious for biting the turnbuckle pads, has died
  • — Blame it On The Dementia: Video has come out of David Cassidy appearing drunk while performing – slurring and falling off stage. He then made a public statement saying the behavior was caused by his dementia.
  • — So Fucking Classy: Between hating Batman, Live by Night losing $75 million, and Jennifer Garner leaving him, Ben Affleck’s life is falling apart
  • — I Totally Do The Peace Sign Too: Lindsay Lohan and Karen Gravano are suing Rockstar Games for using their likenesses for a character in Grand Theft Auto V
  • — The Conservatives Turned On Me!: Milo Yiannopoulos lost his book deal and was disinvited from the CPAC because audio from podcast appearances has surfaced with him condoning pedophilia and molestation
  • — Raging Bull: A bull escaped from a slaughter house and ran through the streets of Queens, New York. If rich, Keith would adopt all animals that escape and break every Guinness world record that required no skill or struggle.

Guests

Adam BurkeAdam Burke

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Adam Burke
Adam Burke
The best spinoff ever
The best spinoff ever
Bye bye Ireland
Bye bye Ireland
The quaint streets of Ireland
The quaint streets of Ireland
The troubles in Northern Ireland
The troubles in Northern Ireland
The nerd starter kit
The nerd starter kit

George The Animal Steele
George The Animal Steele
David Cassidy, then and now
David Cassidy, then and now
Bennifer
Bennifer
Ben Affleck, big baby
Ben Affleck, big baby
Lindsay Lohan and the character on Grand Theft Auto 5
Lindsay Lohan and the character on Grand Theft Auto 5
Mob daughter Karen Gravano and the character on Grand Theft Auto 5
Mob daughter Karen Gravano and the character on Grand Theft Auto 5
Milo Yiannopoulos
Milo Yiannopoulos
The escaped bull in Queens, NYC
The escaped bull in Queens, NYC
The biggest ball of twine... for now
The biggest ball of twine... for now

KATG 2576: No Kidding

with Myq Kaplan – Pregnancy scares; raped men; pineapple on pizza; pot arrest increase; meth head calls cops; Monopoly discards the thimble; New Jersey women given wrong baby to breast feed, twice; man stands under Walmart sign hoping it falls; Dennis Rodman drunk drives on wrong side of freeway; The Great Wall review; robots that hunt prey February 23, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — Tailor Made: Myq Kaplan is in studio for a special episode inspired by his new comedy album
  • — Always Live On The Second Floor: The gang discusses Myq’s pregnancy scares, some real and some fake
  • — It Wasn’t Super Rape: Myq recounts an incident where he had unprotected sex and wasn’t entirely comfortable with the encounter
  • — Pineapple Ban: Iceland’s President Guðni Th. Jóhannesson took a bold stance on the pineapple and if it belongs on a pizza
  • — These Hos Like To Get Attached, Bro: Myq is willfully single for the longest time period in his life
  • — Drugs Round Up: The gang discusses the increase in pot related arrests, a man with 36 pounds of meth in his car calls the cops, and Myq recounts his recent experiences with molly
  • — Do Not Pass Go, Thimble: Monopoly has decided to replace the unsexy thimble with another more relevant token
  • — Wrong Baby From The Drawer: A New Jersey woman is suing the hospital for giving her the wrong baby to breast-feed, twice
  • — In Dummy News: A man stood under a broken Walmart sign hoping it would fall on him so he’d collect a settlement. Dennis Rodman drove the wrong way on the freeway while drunk.
  • — M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong: Keith saw the film The Great Wall. He didn’t find it so great.
  • — Fire Breathing Roomba: Scientists are creating robots that can hunt prey

Guests

Myq KaplanMyq Kaplan

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Myq Kaplan
Myq Kaplan
Myq's new album 'No Kidding'
Myq's new album 'No Kidding'
Abortion givers
Abortion givers
Guðni Th. Jóhannesson, president of Iceland
Guðni Th. Jóhannesson, president of Iceland
The late Monopoly thimble
The late Monopoly thimble
Melissa Richman, the woman who was given the wrong baby to breastfeed, twice
Melissa Richman, the woman who was given the wrong baby to breastfeed, twice
Manuel Garcia, the man who stood under the Walmart sign
Manuel Garcia, the man who stood under the Walmart sign
Dennis Rodman
Dennis Rodman
The Great Wall
The Great Wall
M. Night Shyamalan
M. Night Shyamalan
Predator robot
Predator robot
Rise up
Rise up

KATG 2575: Cheetos, Doritos, Mojitos, Burritos

with Yamaneika Saunders – Roast battles; cleansing; sex and religion; Yamaneika’s Wack Pack; Family Ties’s Brian Bonsall has a rapist impersonator; Harrison Ford’s ongoing flying accidents February 22, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — Everybody's Dick Is Hard For Me: Yamaneika Saunders, who doesn’t take shit from nobody, is in studio
  • — Roast Battle Research: Yamaneika explains the work that goes into preparing for a roast battle
  • — #NoDick2017: Yamaneika is doing a year of celibacy to cleanse herself of bad men and bad habits
  • — Virgin Club: Yamaneika was a virgin until she was 27 due to her religious upbringing
  • — Little People, Big Girl: A little person told Yamaneika that he wasn’t into her because she was overweight, so she hooked him up with a woman that had cerebral palsy
  • — He Only Raped Her: A man impersonating Family Ties actor Brian Bonsall is raping woman by meeting them in chat rooms and convincing them to let him move into their house
  • — Chewbacca Is A Better Pilot: Harrison Ford almost plowed into a packed jet, marking at least his 4th flying accident

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Yamaneika Saunders
Yamaneika Saunders
Yamaneika in her roast battle against Kurt Metzger
Yamaneika in her roast battle against Kurt Metzger
Yamaneika in her roast battle against J.P. McDade
Yamaneika in her roast battle against J.P. McDade
Game of Thrones actor Peter Dinklage
Game of Thrones actor Peter Dinklage
Yamaneika's favorite drivers
Yamaneika's favorite drivers
L: Family Ties star Brian Bonsall, R: Brian's impersonator/rapist
L: Family Ties star Brian Bonsall, R: Brian's impersonator/rapist
The only plane Harrison Ford should be allowed near
The only plane Harrison Ford should be allowed near
Harrison Ford's landing strategy
Harrison Ford's landing strategy

KATG 2574: Bring Wine

with Alex English – Changing your name; how to use a condom; white vs. black porn; coming out to your mom; Facebook silliness; Chemda’s silent gathering and Keith’s UFC; revisiting the country February 20, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — Modern Day Philosopher: Keith is writing down some pretty radical ideas for his 14th Annual Stand-Up Extravaganza. KATG.com/tickets
  • — English, Alex English: Alex discusses why he changed his name from Alex Newell
  • — The Fun Uncle: Alex’s uncle was in a motorcycle gang and helped parent a 12-year-old Alex by giving him pornography and teaching him how to put a condom on a wine bottle
  • — Black And White Porn: Alex noticed that black gay porn always has some sort of crime or danger involved
  • — How Do You Fuck?: When Alex came out to his mother, she asked him if he was ‘the man’ or ‘the woman’ in his relationships
  • — Ambush Gay Intervention: Alex’s mom surprised Alex by staging an intervention at church with famous pastor Marvin Winans to discuss his homosexuality
  • — Acting A Fool: Alex likes to take screenshots of the ridiculous things his estranged father posts on Facebook and send it to his mom
  • — Be Quiet And Eat Your Fruit Salad: Chemda hosted her first silent gathering while Keith was watching UFC
  • — Country As Hell: The gang discuss accents and revisiting the small towns they came from

Guests

Alex EnglishAlex English

Pictures

Alex English
Alex English
Keith's annual stand-up
Keith's annual stand-up
Drag queen Alex Newell
Drag queen Alex Newell
Basketball player Alex English
Basketball player Alex English
Wrap it up
Wrap it up
Marvin Winans, the gay ambush pastor
Marvin Winans, the gay ambush pastor
Looking for work
Looking for work
Chemda's favorite
Chemda's favorite

Baywatch
Baywatch
Beverly Hills, 90210
Beverly Hills, 90210
Jeremiah Rivera, the child mauled by a pit bull
Jeremiah Rivera, the child mauled by a pit bull

#Not Keith's Monopoly
#Not Keith's Monopoly

KATG 2573: Chew on This

with Evan Forde Barden – Valentine’s Day; licorice lowers children’s IQs; turning in your friends and getting stuck in chimneys; banned on Twitter; Shia LaBeouf’s retired art installation; Floridian tries to save bald eagle from predatory alligator; millionaire complains she became too rich too young; Hugh Hefner’s son reintroducing nudity to Playboy; Evan’s dead mother February 17, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — The Improv: Member of the improv team Bodywork, Evan Forde Barden is in studio
  • — You Are Alone Day: The gang discusses Valentine’s Day and its ramifications
  • — Crack, Cigarettes, And Licorice: Studies have shown that licorice has been linked to lower IQs in children
  • — Idiot Criminal Round Up: A Connecticut man that stole snacks from a Stop & Shop to bring to a Super Bowl party was turned in by a party goer. An L.A. man was arrested for the 77th time for breaking and entering and getting stuck in the chimney.
  • — #GoFuckYourself: Evan got suspended from Twitter for 12 hours for telling Donald Trump to go fuck himself
  • — Make Racists Scared Again: Shia LaBeouf's anti-Trump art project was shut down by a museum because it was too volatile. The gang discusses wearing clothing with political statements in public.
  • — An American Treasure: A Florida man risked his life to save a bald eagle from the jaws of an alligator because he ‘couldn’t watch America’s symbol die’
  • — Too Rich Too Young: A British woman who won $1,250,000 in the lottery at 17 is complaining it ruined her life
  • — For The Articles: Hugh Hefner's son is putting nudity back into Playboy in an effort to make the print magazine relevant again
  • — That’s A Twist: Evan’s mom died in a car crash on the family’s drive to take him to college

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Evan Forde Barden
Evan Forde Barden
The spa castle
The spa castle
Stop and steal
Stop and steal
Matthew Mobley the chimney robber
Matthew Mobley the chimney robber
Evan gets political
Evan gets political
 Shia LaBeouf's video exhibit at Museum of the Moving Image
Shia LaBeouf's video exhibit at Museum of the Moving Image
David Anderson the eagle rescuer
David Anderson the eagle rescuer
Jane Park the lottery cunt
Jane Park the lottery cunt
Hugh Hefner's son Cooper
Hugh Hefner's son Cooper

KATG 2572: I Got 5 on It

with Nick Turner – Botched stand-up show intros and road work; The Bathtub Show; Cannibal Cop at it again; Grammy results and Oscar predictions; Judy Garland was sexually molested by Munchkins; David Beckham’s angry emails for not becoming a knight; woman dies falling off escalator while pretending to fly; KISS sells air guitar strings February 16, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — So Talented: Nick Turner, known for his performances on KATG Marathons, is in studio
  • — What Is It Shitty.com?: The gang discusses botched stand-up show intros and road work
  • — Just Hang Your Arm Out Of The Shower: Chemda went to the notorious bathtub show
  • — A Hankering for Flesh: The acquitted Cannibal Cop Gilberto Valle admits that he still visits websites dedicated to eating people
  • — 2017 Grammy Round Up: Adele won everything
  • — Movies Are Hard: Nick and Keith make their Oscar predictions while Chemda, opinionated despite seeing any movie ever, joins in
  • — Molested by Munchkins: A book is coming out about the poor treatment of Judy Garland on the filming of The Wizard of Oz
  • — What A Bunch Of Cunts: Soccer superstar David Beckham’s angry emails were leaked after he did not get knighted like he was expecting
  • — Superwoman: Woman dies falling off escalator while pretending to be flying
  • — Kiss Off: KISS is selling air guitar strings

Guests

Nick TurnerNick Turner

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Nick Turner
Nick Turner
Siobhan O’Loughlin: creator and star of 'Broken Bone Bathtub'
Siobhan O’Loughlin: creator and star of 'Broken Bone Bathtub'
Cannibal Cop Gilberto Valle
Cannibal Cop Gilberto Valle
Chemda's Blue Apron masterpiece
Chemda's Blue Apron masterpiece

The death grip
The death grip
Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe recoiling from Trump's handshake
Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe recoiling from Trump's handshake
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau hesitates to engage
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau hesitates to engage
Adele won all the Grammys
Adele won all the Grammys
Patton Oswalt won the Grammy for best comedy album
Patton Oswalt won the Grammy for best comedy album









Judy Garland and her tiny molesters
Judy Garland and her tiny molesters
David Beckham
David Beckham
KISS is robbing you
KISS is robbing you

KATG 2571: The Long Drive

with Kaytlin Bailey and Carrie Gravenson – Keith’s personal organizer; tour problems and face punches; Martin Shkreli, Harvard, and ignorant and hateful free speech; KATG Polls February 15, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — It’s Your Lucky Day: Kaytlin Bailey and Carrie Gravenson, Keith’s personal organizer, are in studio
  • — Time Zones Are Hard: Kaytlin and Carrie reminisce on their previous tours and the car crashes, face punches, border problems, and hotel hiding
  • — Agree To Disagree: Criminal Martin Shkreli was hired to speak at Harvard, and the gang discusses freedom of speech, hate speech, and censorship
  • — The Polls Are In: Kids at weddings? 55% say no. Will AI sex robots be more problematic than not? 52% say yes. Did not know watersports means piss play? 77% say yes. 53% of the audience thought ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’ was scandalous.

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Kaytlin Bailey and Carrie Gravenson
Kaytlin Bailey and Carrie Gravenson
Fine home decor
Fine home decor
Anarchy in the supply closet
Anarchy in the supply closet
The ladies of the Cake Comedy Tour
The ladies of the Cake Comedy Tour
Martin Shkreli
Martin Shkreli
Milo Yiannopoulos: controversial Breitbart editor
Milo Yiannopoulos: controversial Breitbart editor
Protest at Berkeley against  Milo Yiannopoulos speaking
Protest at Berkeley against Milo Yiannopoulos speaking

KATG 2570: The Ex-Files

with Katharine Heller and Jes Tom – Chemda and the viral Burger King cheater story; relationships and break-ups; sexual workshops; gender-neutral pronouns; racist and sexist TV and movie characters February 14, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — That Lady From The Geico Commercial: Katharine Heller and Jes Tom are in studio
  • — Cheater Cheater Burger King Eater: Chemda was included in a fake Instagram account in a viral story about a man being busted for cheating on Burger King’s Instagram
  • — Relationships Are Hard: The gang discusses relationships, break-ups, and Jes’s latest special about their recent heartbreak
  • — Let’s Workshop It: Jes describes her sexual workshops
  • — They/Them: Jes explains their decision to change their pronouns
  • — Born This Way: Lady Gaga used the racial slurs ‘chola’ and ‘orient’ in her song about self-acceptance. The gang discusses overtly racist and sexist characters in TV and movies that you otherwise root for.

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Jes Tom and Katharine Heller
Jes Tom and Katharine Heller
Katharine Heller for Geico
Katharine Heller for Geico
Identity theft is not a joke
Identity theft is not a joke
The Buzzfeed viral video 'I'm a Guy'
The Buzzfeed viral video 'I'm a Guy'

Lady Gaga album 'Born This Way'
Lady Gaga album 'Born This Way'



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