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KATG 3919: You Made It Weird presents Pete Holmes’ KATG interview

Pete Holmes’ podcast exposing comedians’ secret weirdnesses began in October 2011 and continues entertaining with some of your favorite Hollywood pals. You can also check out YouTube.com/PeteHolmes for hilarious material from his podcasts, talk show, stand-up, and various skits. (Keith personally is in love with the fictional character interviews.) The segment following Keith discussing the end of the world is from October 2013. You Made It Weird’s detailed episode description: “Keith Malley and Chemda Khalili from the podcast Keith and The Girl make it weird!” June 19, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — Juneteenth and your feelings
  • — Donald Trump vs. Elon Musk feat. The End of the World
  • — Pete Holmes’ KATG interview

Guests

Pete HolmesPete Holmes

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Pete Holmes
Pete Holmes
KATG.com/VIP
KATG.com/VIP
Louis C.K. (SPELL IT RIGHT!)
Louis C.K. (SPELL IT RIGHT!)


$59.99 shown - also avail. in camouflage ($74.99) or signed by Trump ($1,000) - Note: God's signature currently unavail.
$59.99 shown - also avail. in camouflage ($74.99) or signed by Trump ($1,000) - Note: God's signature currently unavail.
Mike Lindell
Mike Lindell
The beginning of the end
The beginning of the end
Jeffrey Epstein and Donald J. Trump
Jeffrey Epstein and Donald J. Trump
The Cybertruck Dilemma
The Cybertruck Dilemma




KATG 3918: WTF presents Marc Maron’s KATG interview

Marc Maron started his podcast WTF in September 2009 and in June 2025 announced its upcoming end. In honor of his run and the big news, we relisten to KATG’s appearance back in 2012. All old episodes of WTF can be found accessing WTF+ at WTFpod.com. WTF’s episode description: “Keith Malley and Chemda Khalili are two of the earliest pioneers of podcasting. Their hit show Keith and the Girl paved the way for WTF. Marc welcomes them to the garage to talk about religion, sexuality and relationships.” June 18, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — Deadly weather and the new lack of government assistance
  • — Marc Maron introduction
  • — Strangers and politics
  • — Father’s Day talk feat. Taylor Tomlinson/Keith’s lack of direction explained
  • — Marc Maron’s KATG interview

Guests

Marc MaronMarc Maron

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KATG.com/MarcMaron
KATG.com/MarcMaron
Your president
Your president
God's flooding
God's flooding



Taylor Tomlinson
Taylor Tomlinson
KATG.com/VIP
KATG.com/VIP
KATG.com/TGAN
KATG.com/TGAN
KATG.com/DadBook
KATG.com/DadBook
Keith and Chemda
Keith and Chemda
Podcasting Hall of Fame
Podcasting Hall of Fame
The Hall of Fame speech
The Hall of Fame speech


KATG 3917: The Best of That’s the Show with Danny SPONSORED BY: Shitty Jim’s w/ Katharine Heller, Tom Scharpling, Marga Gomez, Michael Khalili, Mara Wilson, Eugene Mirman, Lev Grossman, Danny’s mom, Danny’s girlfriend, and Jeff the Sound Engineer

From the archives of KATG.com/VIP, this show features the collection of That’s the Show with Danny clips that ex-intern Danny Hatch personally put together himself 10 years ago! Whether you’re relistening or new to the character that is The Hatch, you’ll love his hilariously neurotic jokes and delivery with Keith, Chemda, his own mom and girlfriend, and some of your favorite KATG guests engaging in a way that can only be described as … well … I don’t think it can be described. Enjoy. OH! DANNY’S OLD PSYCHIATRIST HAD A SCARFACE POSTER IN HIS OFFICE!!! June 12, 2025
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Danny Hatch with Paul F. Tompkins at L.A.'s The Comedy Store (2015)
Danny Hatch with Paul F. Tompkins at L.A.'s The Comedy Store (2015)

KATG 3916: Only in Charlotte w/ ListenerLiz

The move is complete! Keith’s girlfriend and fellow Charlottean ListenerLiz joins the show to help Keith discuss leaving The Big Apple for literally greener pastures. The duo talks about the dichotomy between the two cities, dealing with landlords and movers, and strangers finding KATG through Keith’s trail of breadcrumbs. The lovebirds also address serious hot topics such as Pride Month vs. Veterans Month, the literal whitewashing of civil rights campaigners, and the Pittsburgh Steelers’ new quarterback. June 9, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — The Brutalist
  • — Pride Month vs. Veterans Month
  • — Pete Hegseth to change U.S. ships from being named after civil rights campaigners (John Lewis, Thurgood Marshall, Harriet Tubman, etc.)
  • — Keith’s giveaways
  • — R.I.P. Major Margaret Hot Lips Houlihan
  • — The Macrons airplane fight
  • — Theater roof falls during showing of Final Destination: Bloodlines
  • — The Rehearsal - Season 2
  • — Keith tries to sell his A/C unit
  • — Keith tries to get back his NYC security deposit
  • — Keith tries to hire honest long-distance movers
  • — Keith settles into Charlotte, NC
  • — Carolina Panthers owner David Tepper vs. Keith’s new Pittsburgh Steelers hang-out

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Live from Charlotte!
Live from Charlotte!
Keith's new neighbors
Keith's new neighbors
Keith starting his day great
Keith starting his day great
And the next day ...
And the next day ...
Lunch: Keith drops his just cooked frozen dinner
Lunch: Keith drops his just cooked frozen dinner
And his day has turned
And his day has turned
But he doesn't mind. He'll just eat the top!
But he doesn't mind. He'll just eat the top!
Dinner
Dinner
The Brutalist
The Brutalist
Secretary of Defense and racist unadmitted alcoholic idiot Pete Hegseth
Secretary of Defense and racist unadmitted alcoholic idiot Pete Hegseth
Corporal Maxwell Klinger
Corporal Maxwell Klinger
Major Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan (R.I.P.)
Major Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan (R.I.P.)
The Macrons making jokes
The Macrons making jokes
Keith's bane
Keith's bane
Keith's giveaways
Keith's giveaways



The real life Final Destination theater ceiling collapse
The real life Final Destination theater ceiling collapse

The horrific apartment damage that cost Keith $700
The horrific apartment damage that cost Keith $700






But the table, grill, and cooler: No problem
But the table, grill, and cooler: No problem
How Keith originally took the apartment
How Keith originally took the apartment
Keith never complains
Keith never complains
Monopoly game pieces you've never heard of
Monopoly game pieces you've never heard of
R.I.P.
R.I.P.
How movers leave your place
How movers leave your place
Thanks for the drink, fuck you
Thanks for the drink, fuck you
How Keith got revenge on the movers
How Keith got revenge on the movers
Keith says goodbye
Keith says goodbye
Keith's new stomping grounds
Keith's new stomping grounds
Carolina Panthers owner David Tepper
Carolina Panthers owner David Tepper


Pittsburgh Steelers' new quarterback Aaron Rodgers
Pittsburgh Steelers' new quarterback Aaron Rodgers


KATG 3915: Party Etiquette, Dumb Politics, and The Sean Diddy Puffy Love Combs Trial w/ Calvin Cato

Superstar and The Dad Emails book contributor Calvin Cato returns to help Keith discuss party etiquette (Keith’s perfect), dumb politics (Keith isn’t pleased), and the Diddy trial (APPLESAUCE ON A CHEESEBURGER?!). They also pay homage to the great George Wendt and are nervous for the family that is now burdened with his bar tab. May 24, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — 0:00 KATG.com/DadBook and Ephesians 6:4
  • — 4:04 One of those days/Leaving NYC
  • — 9:05 Party etiquette and Keith being perfect
  • — 26:15 Dumb politics
  • — 45:21 People who are too polite/Impolite text responses
  • — 54:16 The Diddy Trial/Kanye West is done being antisemitic
  • — 1:16:30 RIP: Cheers’s NORM! and corporations honoring Pride Month

Guests

Calvin CatoCalvin Cato

Pictures

KATG.com/DadBook feat. Calvin Cato
KATG.com/DadBook feat. Calvin Cato
Keith's original Carrie's Party pasta idea (1 serving pictured)
Keith's original Carrie's Party pasta idea (1 serving pictured)

Carrie's spread (nice cheese idea, Carrie)
Carrie's spread (nice cheese idea, Carrie)
Their pasta
Their pasta
Keith's gifts
Keith's gifts
Keith's desserts (1 serving pictured)
Keith's desserts (1 serving pictured)
Liz's surprise
Liz's surprise
Carrie's demands
Carrie's demands
This is real
This is real

KATG 3914: Keith’s Going Away Party w/ Greg Warren

Comedian Greg Warren isn’t here to offend or be controversial. Keith is. Together they lick the platter clean! Greg joins Keith to discuss his new special The Champ, reluctantly discuss the state of the world, and give his two cents on Keith’s going away party. May 18, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — 0:00 Taking care of your health, leaving a big city, and teasing Greg Warren’s The Champ (feat. make-up and neurosis)/Keith’s Process
  • — 17:28 Diddy, The Holy Bible, and Chris Brown
  • — 21:35 Luigi Mangione and UnitedHealth Group’s criminal Medicare fraud
  • — 35:04 Donald Trump vs. Bruce Springsteen feat. Bon Jovi
  • — 45:26 Dumb people and SNL’s Joke Swap/TV shows taking their show down due to blackface
  • — 52:21 MAGA’s Kid Rock closed his honky-tonk’s doors during Nashville ICE raids to save employees from arrest/The new Pope’s brother/Apple filed a $95 million settlement over Siri listening in on your private conversations/Junior Alvarado fined $62,000 for hitting his horse 8 times to win the Kentucky Derby instead of the allowed 6 times/A too-tall festival boat crashes into the Brooklyn Bridge, killing 2 people
  • — 1:00:19 Nathan Fielder’s The Rehearsal sued over his fake singing contest Wings of Voice feat. The Jury
  • — 1:11:00 Keith’s going away party and how to deal with your guests
  • — 1:21:26 Greg Warren’s The Champ; Cursing, family shows, NYT puzzles, and BBQ
  • — 1:36:41 The Consumers podcast

Guests

Greg WarrenGreg Warren

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Keith's party planning
Keith's party planning
HELLO!
HELLO!

KATG 3913: Breaking News w/ Mic Wright

Mic Wright returns to KATG for the first time since his 2008 Live in London appearance! Jolly pip pip! Keith and Mic discuss American Mother’s Day, over-politeness, and Keith nerve-wracklingly hiring movers. The duo isn’t afraid to get into the deep topics including 72-year-old Bill Belichick’s 24-year-old girlfriend Jordon Hudson’s attitude during Bill’s interviews and Jordon again losing the Miss Maine beauty contest. Suzanne Somers’ husband has an AI robot of his dead wife, Tiger King’s Joe Exotic got married again while in prison, and Donald Trump obviously recently watched Clint Eastwood’s Escape from Alcatraz. We learn from Mic about England’s attitude on the U.S., Russell Brand, the Pope, and America’s Second Amendment. Then the two get into Mic’s new book Breaking: How the Media Works, When it Doesn’t, and Why it Matters. May 12, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — KATG 828: Live in London
  • — Mother’s Day, President Trump, tattoos, and over-politeness
  • — Keith settles on a mover
  • — 72-year-old Bill Belichick, 24-year-old Jordon Hudson, and Miss Maine
  • — The AI Suzanne Somers
  • — Tiger King weds in prison
  • — President Trump obviously just watched Clint Eastwood's Escape from Alcatraz/Trump’s Fox News cabinet picks
  • — Russell Brand and rapist comics becoming right-wing supporters
  • — A blind man is granted permission to carry a concealed handgun
  • — Mic Wright’s book Breaking: How the Media Works, When it Doesn’t, and Why it Matters

Guests

Mic WrightMic Wright

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KATG 3912: The New Pope (U!S!A! U!S!A!) w/ Myka Fox

With the help of the great Myka Fox, Keith discusses the stressful planning of his move to Charlotte, her Cracked stand-up special, the first American Pope, and the Supreme Court ruling for President Trump to be able to ban transgender troops. Also, Keith critiques the Met Gala 2025 female outfits. May 8, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — From NYC to Charlotte, annoying salesmen, and ghosts
  • — God damn Amys
  • — Myka Fox’s Cracked stand-up special
  • — Pope Leo XIV
  • — The Supreme Court supports President Trump on banning transgender troops
  • — Keith critiques the Met Gala 2025 female outfits

Guests

Myka FoxMyka Fox

Pictures
The new Pope. Only in America!
The new Pope. Only in America!
Oh nooooooo ...
Oh nooooooo ...

KATG 3911: Highly Intelligent w/ Shanna Christmas

Creator of the hilarious and deep special Highly Intelligent, Shanna Christmas gets real about her personal life including working in a nursing home, human rights, and describing her sexual assault and the heartbreaking responses from friends. Funny, soul-searching, and quite frankly brave new KATG guest Shanna Christmas will win you over in heartbeat. May 3, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — Thirst traps, producing shows, and Jaime Kennedy
  • — Dating, race, and being 6’3”
  • — Keith and Shanna’s nursing home employment experiences
  • — Learning how to be vocal in bed
  • — The end of Black Lives Matter
  • — Pope Donald J. Trump and the end of Veterans Day
  • — Bill Maher visits the Führer
  • — Department of Homeland Security Kristi Noem had her Gucci purse stolen, feat. her DHS access badge, driver’s license, passport, medication, apartment keys, blank checks, and $3,000 cash
  • — Shanna Christmas’s It’s Time to Tell My Side of the Story and Highly Intelligent feat. Harvey Weinstein’s trial, Virginia Giuffre’s suicide, Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs rejecting a last minute plea deal, and Mel Gibson being allowed to have back his gun
  • — Alec Baldwin’s Rust is now in very select theaters and streaming with a Rotten Tomatoes score of 46%

Pictures

Keith's 1st art piece for his new Charlotte home
Keith's 1st art piece for his new Charlotte home
I like it
I like it
Keith's much more attractive dog Hugsy Malone
Keith's much more attractive dog Hugsy Malone

For real sent by Donald Trump and The White House
For real sent by Donald Trump and The White House
Bill Maher and Larry David
Bill Maher and Larry David
Kristi Noem
Kristi Noem
What if it's a scam and both adults are in on it ...
What if it's a scam and both adults are in on it ...
Virginia Giuffre, center, dead by suicide
Virginia Giuffre, center, dead by suicide

KATG 3910: For the Movies w/ Chris Lamberth

The hilarious Chris Lamberth is new to KATG, and immediately Keith (current poker champion) found a new best friend. Comedy, movies, TV, movies, relationships, movies, family, movies, upbringings, movies—it’s all here! May 1, 2025
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Show Notes

  • — Friendship and Keith’s skits and bits
  • — Movies, crying, and collecting toys excuse me action figures
  • — Chris Lamberth’s album Failed Running Back: Kobe Bryant and dating
  • — YOU, The Last of Us, and Severance
  • — Sinners review
  • — Chris Lamberth’s album Failed Running Back cont’d: Dating and race
  • — Movie speed round: HAVOC, Babygirl, Heart Eyes, Last Breath, G20, Warfare, The Amateur
  • — B. Jason’s Not Cat’s in My Email

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The now and future king
The now and future king
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