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KATG 2482: One Wing in the Fire

with Alyssa Limperis and Kenny DeForest – Country music; seasonal depression; new SNL cast member in trouble for offensive tweets; 3% of Americans own half of all guns; creepy men in the comedy scene; woman calls police on toddler for unbuckled seat belt; high school teacher burns, cuts, and steps on American flag to teach First Amendment; woman encounters burglars having sex on her couch; DUIs and the scam of premium gas; first baby with 3 sets of DNA born; Chemda’s tumor; Alyssa’s new solo show September 30, 2016

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Show Notes

  • — One Wing In The Fire: Kenny DeForest and Alyssa Limperis, comedians and country music aficionados, are in studio
  • — Sinking Right Into Winter: Alyssa’s depression is seasonal, in that it gets worse and worse with each passing season
  • — Saturday Night Live, Sunday Morning Delete: What do Kenny, Alyssa, Donald Trump, and new SNL-castmember Melissa Villaseñor have in common? They all delete their tweets, but Melissa is getting in trouble for it because hers were racist.
  • — Bang Bang: 3% of Americans own half of all the country’s guns, with some owning up to 140 firearms
  • — Gush: The gang discusses lecherous men in the comedy scene and how to identify them
  • — Problem Solved: A woman called the police on her 3-year-old daughter for unbuckling her seat belt in the car
  • — Free Speech: A high school teacher tried burning, cutting, and finally stepping on the American flag to teach his students about the First Amendment
  • — Crime Of Passion: A woman entered her home to discover 2 burglars having sex with each other on her couch
  • — What A Gas: Kenny got a DUI when he was 23 and needs to take a test and ‘alcohol screening’ before he can get his driver’s license renewed. American drivers waste $2,000,000,000 each year on unnecessary premium gas.
  • — Multiple Personality Disorder: The first baby born with 3 sets of DNA is healthy and well
  • — New Year, No Mass: Chemda’s thymoma operation is scheduled for the first day of the Jewish New Year
  • — No Bad Days: Alyssa’s new solo show, directed by May Wilkerson, is about her late father, who died of a brain tumor last winter. Kenny shares an uplifting story about a friend’s tumor to make Chemda feel better about her impending surgery.

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Kenny DeForest and Alyssa Limperis
Kenny DeForest and Alyssa Limperis
Trent Tomlinson
Trent Tomlinson
Kenny's One Wing in the Fire tattoo
Kenny's One Wing in the Fire tattoo
Kenny's Let It Be It tattoo
Kenny's Let It Be It tattoo
SNL's Melissa Villaseñor
SNL's Melissa Villaseñor
Michelle Fortin, the mom who called the cops on her daughter for an unbuckled seat belt
Michelle Fortin, the mom who called the cops on her daughter for an unbuckled seat belt
Teacher of the year Lee Francis
Teacher of the year Lee Francis
Alyssa and her dad
Alyssa and her dad

KATG 2481: Sad But True

with May Wilkerson – KATG YouTube comments; cutting; booze and coke; violent sex; Chemda’s doctors’ bedside manner; KATG sees Metallica and meets Morgan Spurlock; Corey Feldman’s voicemail to one of his Angels leaks; KATG polls; man shoots up Starbucks after his credit card gets declined; most dangerous cities in America; Liev Schreiber and Naomi Watts break up; Snapchat’s new glasses September 29, 2016

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Show Notes

  • — What If I Really Forgot Your Name: May Wilkerson, co-host of Dots and Demons, is in studio
  • — 5.5 At Best: Keith reads some YouTube comments from May's last KATG appearance
  • — No Pain, No Gain: May was a cutter in high school but hasn’t been drawn to the blade since she was 18 or 19. Back when she was a drinker and cocaine-user, she wanted someone to punch her in the face during sex but could never find a taker.
  • — Emotional Goddamn Trauma: Chemda appreciates her thymoma doctors but they have the worst possible bedside manner
  • — Changing The World: KATG listener Kara joins the show to discuss her job as Metallica’s production coordinator. The gang discusses Metallica’s recent Webster Hall show and Chemda’s blunt encounter with Morgan Spurlock.
  • — Stand By Me: The gang listens to the leaked voicemail an angry Corey Feldman sent to one of his Corey’s Angels after she last-minute cancelled on their Today show appearance
  • — Poll Dance: 68% of KATG listeners don’t think Anthony Weiner will go to jail for sexting a 15-year-old girl. Among KATG listeners who enjoy penis sexually, 21% prefer a circumcised penis. 51% think washing your dick after sex reduces your risk of an STD. 14% are hypochondriacs. The audience is perfectly split on dreadlocks, while 55% have no problem saying the word 'retard.'
  • — Extra Whip: A man shot up a Starbucks after his credit card was declined
  • — No Walking: St. Louis, MO is the most dangerous city in America on a list that also includes former KATG tour stop Kansas City, MO
  • — Who?: Liev Schreiber and Naomi Watts broke up
  • — Black Mirror: Snapchat has announced wearable glasses that record your memories

Guests

May WilkersonMay Wilkerson

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May Wilkerson
May Wilkerson
Judge Bryant Durham and defendant Denver Allen
Judge Bryant Durham and defendant Denver Allen
Metallica at Webster Hall
Metallica at Webster Hall
Keith and Chemda's view of Metallica
Keith and Chemda's view of Metallica




KATG with Morgan Spurlock and Kara
KATG with Morgan Spurlock and Kara




Corey Feldman
Corey Feldman
Ex-Corey's Angel Krystal Khali
Ex-Corey's Angel Krystal Khali
Anthony Weiner
Anthony Weiner

Starbucks shooter Pedro Jose Garcia
Starbucks shooter Pedro Jose Garcia
Liev Schreiber and Naomi Watts
Liev Schreiber and Naomi Watts
Snapchat's new Spectacles
Snapchat's new Spectacles

KATG 2480: Foreskin, Against Skin

with Ashley Brooke Roberts and Nick Maritato – Loyiso Gola was told to distrust KATG; living with your significant other; Rob & Chyna; the pros and cons of circumcision; the first Clinton/Trump debate September 28, 2016

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Show Notes

  • — Pubes and ADD: Ashley Brooke Roberts and Nick Maritato, who have been living together for 3 years, are in studio
  • — Master Baiters: Loyiso Gola enjoyed himself on yesterday’s episode but revealed he was on-guard at the beginning of the show because someone told him Keith and Chemda would try to bait him
  • — Rob & Chyna And Ashley & Nick: Ashley and Nick discuss their new podcast miniseries, a recapping of the reality show Rob & Chyna and their own relationship issues. Chemda breaks to them the news live on air that Rob and Chyna have broken up.
  • — Mr. Skin: Nick and Ashley have had multiple arguments about circumcising their potential future son
  • — Master Debaters: The gang recaps the first of Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump's 3 presidential debates

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Ashley Brooke Roberts and Nick Maritato
Ashley Brooke Roberts and Nick Maritato
Nick Turner
Nick Turner
My Name Is Keith's martinis
My Name Is Keith's martinis
Loyiso Gola
Loyiso Gola

Nick at the circumcision protest
Nick at the circumcision protest
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton
Lester Holt
Lester Holt
Barack Obama in traditional Somali garb
Barack Obama in traditional Somali garb
Former Miss Universe Alicia Machado
Former Miss Universe Alicia Machado

KATG 2479: Pleading the Fifth

with Loyiso Gola – America’s PC culture vs. South Africa; citizens can’t view police camera footage; Colin Kaepernick is the most hated NFL player; the world reacts to Donald Trump; Cosmopolitan’s car for women; Chemda’s electroshock tests September 27, 2016

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Show Notes

  • — Out Of South Africa: Loyiso Gola, ’the Jon Stewart of South Africa,’ in town to record his first U.S. comedy special, is in studio
  • — Freedom Of Speech: Loyiso doesn’t yet know if America is too PC, but Keith teaches him that you’re not allowed to say ‘retard’ here
  • — Police Car Emoji: Loyiso’s primary fear about New York isn’t terrorists but getting killed by the cops. North Carolina Governor Pat McCrory signed into law a bill that keeps the public from viewing or obtaining police video from dashboard or body cameras unless a judge rules to release it.
  • — #1: According to a new poll, Colin Kaepernick is the most-hated professional football player because of his National Anthem protest
  • — Zingers.com: Ahead of this election's first presidential debate, Loyiso is astonished that Donald Trump’s campaign has made it this far, and chalks his success up to America’s love of fast-paced sports and highlights
  • — It Comes Pre-Dented: Cosmopolitan and car manufacturer SEAT have come under fire for their blatantly sexist car, which they say was designed specifically for women
  • — One Flew Over The Chemda’s Nest: Chemda’s tumor treatment now includes electroshock testing. The new potential complication her doctors found could adversely affect her brain and muscles.

Guests

Loyiso GolaLoyiso Gola

Pictures

Loyiso Gola
Loyiso Gola

Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart
Pat McCrory
Pat McCrory
Keith Lamont Scott
Keith Lamont Scott
Colin Kaepernick
Colin Kaepernick
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton
The SEAT Mii
The SEAT Mii
Chemda's shock treatment
Chemda's shock treatment

Chemda and Hennessy
Chemda and Hennessy
Dr. Rosa
Dr. Rosa

KATG 2478: Deadlocks

with Tyler Richardson – Dating an engineer; Army Reserves and MPs; Charlotte and Tulsa’s dead black men media coverage; dreadlock hiring policies; Kansas State University’s blackface; Brangelina court update; Tyler’s violent mom; urine-repelling paint; husband sues Jim Carrey for giving his wife STD and drugs that caused an overdose; FBI looking into Weiner’s sexts with 15-year-old; America’s sexual city names; Chemda’s new scary test results September 25, 2016

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Show Notes

  • — Strawberry Cough: Tyler Richardson, creator of a new comedy mixtape featuring a surprising guest turn from Christi Chiello, is in studio
  • — You Guys Are Totally Doing It: Tyler is dating comedian and engineer Ayanna Dookie
  • — 15% Off Wendy’s: Tyler used to be in the military but he rarely takes advantage of the associated perks. Tyler is a big advocate for basic training.
  • — Black Lives Matter: The gang discusses the recent police shootings of black men in Charlotte and Tulsa and the way they've been covered in the media. America's first national black history museum just opened after being in development since 1915.
  • — No But Seriously Black Lives Matter: It is now legal in the United States not to hire someone because they have dreadlocks
  • — Oh For The Love Of God: A white woman has been kicked out of Kansas State University after publicly posting a Snapchat featuring the n-word and herself in blackface
  • — White News: According to rumor, Brangelina’s divorce was initiated after Brad attacked one of their sons while drunk. Tyler can't believe Keith and Chemda hated Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
  • — Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's Madam Tussaud's wax figures have been separated.
  • — Sounds Hilarious: Tyler talks about being beat by his mom
  • — Splash Back: Philadelphia's SEPTA is testing out urine-repellent paint
  • — Funny Business: Jim Carrey is being sued by his late girlfriend's husband for giving her an STD and the drugs she used to overdose
  • — Surprise News Monday: Anthony Weiner may be facing charges for sexting a 15-year-old
  • — Ballplay, AK: The gang runs down some of America's most PG-13 city names
  • — Please Die: The latest edition of Chemda's Tumor Update brings some potentially bad news

Pictures

Tyler Richardson
Tyler Richardson

Ayanna Dookie
Ayanna Dookie
The shooting of Keith Lamont Scott
The shooting of Keith Lamont Scott
The Weeknd
The Weeknd
Former Kansas State University student Paige Shoemaker
Former Kansas State University student Paige Shoemaker
Brangelina then
Brangelina then
Brangelina now
Brangelina now















Jim Carrey and the late Cathriona White
Jim Carrey and the late Cathriona White
Cathriona's ex-husband Mark Burton
Cathriona's ex-husband Mark Burton
Anthony Weiner
Anthony Weiner
Former Missouri State quarterback Breck Ruddick
Former Missouri State quarterback Breck Ruddick
Luca, Breck's friend's dog
Luca, Breck's friend's dog
The damage Breck inflicted on Luca
The damage Breck inflicted on Luca

KATG 2477: Mr. Clean

with Mike Vecchione – Performing for the troops; hypochondria and how to beat STDs with soap and water; spying on you through your laptop camera; Buckcherry/Candlebox concert; Chemda’s scheduled surgery September 23, 2016

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Show Notes

  • — From The Couch To The Mic: Mike Vecchione, fresh out of therapy, is in studio
  • — Eastbound And Down: Mike is about to embark on a 2-week overseas tour to perform for the troops
  • — Wash It Off: 17% of KATG’s audience are hypochondriacs. Mike has a lot of anxieties and always used to think he had STDs. Keith tells you how to help avoid STDs with soap and water. Along with Mike, 26% of the listeners have tape on their laptop camera right now.
  • — Sorry?: Keith recaps his experience at the Buckcherry/Candlebox concert
  • — Tumor Friday: Chemda had to go in for more bloodwork and deal with humorless blood technicians. Her surgery will be in 2 weeks. Chemda confronts Keith about his behavior during her medical issues.

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Mike Vecchione
Mike Vecchione

Buckcherry
Buckcherry
Candlebox
Candlebox


FBI director James Comey
FBI director James Comey

KATG 2476: The Eagle Has Landed

with Ali Clayton – Child beauty pageants; sex and drugs as a child; autistic youths; period discoveries; JonBenet Ramsey murdered by her brother; Anthony Weiner sexts with a 15-year-old September 22, 2016

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Show Notes

  • — It’s Been Waiting For You: Ali Clayton, a recent Chicago transplant who has already been catcalled in NYC, is in studio
  • — Is That Child Abuse?: Ali’s parents enrolled her in child beauty pageants when she was 8 years old
  • — The End Of The Party: Under the tutelage of her crackhead cousin, Ali got into pot, ecstasy, her parents’ prescriptions, underage drinking, and sex when she was a teenager. This eventually led to her overdosing in an attempt to kill herself and being sent to rehab at 15.
  • — Rugrats: Ali works with autistic youths and adults who can sometimes be physically and sexually aggressive
  • — Dyslexia, Dyscalculia, And ADHD: Ali missed sex ed because she was in special education, so she thought her butthole was bleeding when she got her period
  • — 1996 Flashback: A team of investigators have concluded that JonBenet Ramsey was killed in a fit of rage by her then-10-year-old brother, which was then covered up by their parents. Chemda almost killed her younger brother when they were kids. Ali’s brother used to tie her up and leave her alone for hours.
  • — T Dog: Anthony Weiner knowingly sexted with a 15-year-old girl for months. The girl’s father isn’t pressing charges because she asked him not to. Ali, who was molested when she was 13 but begged her parents not to prosecute, recognizes this as a bad decision.

Guests

Ali ClaytonAli Clayton

Pictures

Ali Clayton
Ali Clayton
Reba McEntire
Reba McEntire

JonBenet Ramsey
JonBenet Ramsey
Burke Ramsey
Burke Ramsey
Anthony Weiner
Anthony Weiner
Huma Abedin
Huma Abedin
Hannibal Lecter
Hannibal Lecter
Kevin Bacon
Kevin Bacon

KATG 2475: A Curse on Your Family

with Stephen Spinola – Performing on hallucinogens; dabs; Photoshopping your face into porn; apartment hunting; winning and losing big in the the stock market; Chemda’s tumor; hypochondria; RIP Brangelina; high school teacher suspended being oddly inappropriate; tipsy tenured teachers; KATG poll results; Stephen’s new album September 21, 2016

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Show Notes

  • — Acid-Washed: Stephen Spinola, co-host and co-producer of The Only One Tripping, one of the best shows Chemda’s ever seen, is in studio
  • — We Have Conversations: Stephen’s girlfriend gets nervous about how much he smokes. Stephen walks us through his process for smoking dabs.
  • — FuckStephenSpinola.com: Stephen Photoshopped his face onto porn actors
  • — Supernatural Trading Powers: Stephen has a degree in physics but he decided to pursue comedy instead of science, so it’s hard for him to get a well-paying job or find a good apartment.
  • — The Crash: Stephen has enough money in stocks that losing $300,000 in the market was bad but not the worst. He got the capital to start day trading after he got hit by a car and received $1,000,000 and a crooked hand.
  • — A Curse On Your Family: Stephen sends glitterbombs and invokes hexes to express his displeasure with people and businesses
  • — Wide Open: Chemda needs the ‘most invasive’ surgery to remove her now football-sized tumor
  • — The Former Mrs. And Mrs. Smith: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are getting divorced after 2 years of marriage and 11 years together. Anthony Bourdain and his wife also separated. Ho-hum.
  • — Those Who Can't: A Canadian high school teacher is suspended from pay for a litany of inappropriate comments, among them telling one of her students, ‘lick me where I fart.’ One of Stephen’s high school teachers showed up drunk and physically harmed her students because she had tenure.
  • — Poll The Trigger: 31% of KATG’s audience immediately laugh when somebody falls. 82% think bringing Keith’s airsoft gun camping was appropriate. 9% would masturbate in public if it was legal. (Keith is in the 9%.)
  • — Joke Jams: Stephen’s new album of open mic hype parody songs comes out September 23

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Stephen Spinola
Stephen Spinola
Evan Jones
Evan Jones
How to smoke dabs
How to smoke dabs
FuckStephenSpinola.com
FuckStephenSpinola.com
Stephen's crooked hand
Stephen's crooked hand
Chemda at her appointment
Chemda at her appointment

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
Brangelina and their children
Brangelina and their children

The nice things Keith left out for Cat
The nice things Keith left out for Cat
Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston
Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston
Ottavia Busia and Anthony Bourdain
Ottavia Busia and Anthony Bourdain
Teacher of the year Jennifer Elizabeth Green-Johnson
Teacher of the year Jennifer Elizabeth Green-Johnson

KATG 2474: Bowled Over

NYC bombings; Chemda’s tumor update and hospitals’ bedside manners; Hillary Clinton’s death; 2016’s Emmy awards; Snowden reviewed; police threaten not to protect stadiums where football players protest; piss-poor service September 20, 2016

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Show Notes

  • — Checking In: Keith was not injured in the NYC bombing over the weekend, but he’s upset Facebook didn’t even ask him. He also doesn’t even care about bombings anymore.
  • — Whoa, That’s Big: Chemda, who is currently radioactive, shares the results of her latest round of tumor tests and discusses the poor bedside manner of the hospital’s employees
  • — It Was On The Monitor: A local news broadcaster accidentally reported on ‘Hillary Clinton’s death’
  • — These Awards Are So Dumb: Game of Thrones and Veep were the big winners at Sunday night’s Emmy awards
  • — The System Is Down: Keith reviews Snowden, the #4 movie of the week, makes a bold prediction about the real Edward Snowden, and shares his feelings about the government. The head of the FBI encourages taping up webcams when not in use
  • — Born Free: The International Union of Police Associations says the Miami Dolphins don’t deserve police protection at their stadium if some of their players insist on kneeling for the National Anthem. Kid Rock is not a fan of Colin Kaepernick.
  • — Fumble: Keith brings us up to speed on his football rags-to-riches experience
  • — Happy To Serve You: Chemda and Keith complain about the service they received over the weekend
  • — Mr. Robot: Chemda drops another juicy nugget about her upcoming tumor surgery

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Ahmad Khan Rahami
Ahmad Khan Rahami
The emergency alert
The emergency alert

Chemda's breathing bowling game
Chemda's breathing bowling game
Chemda after radiation
Chemda after radiation
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump


Rami Malek
Rami Malek
Tatiana Maslany
Tatiana Maslany
Jeffrey Tambor
Jeffrey Tambor
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Lily Tomlin and Jane Fonda
Lily Tomlin and Jane Fonda
Kate McKinnon
Kate McKinnon

Courtney B. Vance
Courtney B. Vance
Sarah Paulson
Sarah Paulson

The Last Week Tonight writing team
The Last Week Tonight writing team






Hugsy Malone and Xerxes
Hugsy Malone and Xerxes
FBI director James Comey
FBI director James Comey
Colin Kaepernick
Colin Kaepernick
Kid Rock
Kid Rock
Francis Scott Key
Francis Scott Key


Joe "The Ass-Eater" Flacco
Joe "The Ass-Eater" Flacco
Keith #1. Again.
Keith #1. Again.
Michael, Chemda, Hennessy, and Marisela on Governors Island
Michael, Chemda, Hennessy, and Marisela on Governors Island

KATG 2473: The System Is Broken

with Baron Vaughn – Grace and Frankie; Mystery Science Theater 3000 reboot; the audition process; polyamory; beauty and race; Chemda’s tumor update; therapy and your parents; laughing at others’ pain; memory lane with The Awkward Comedy Show September 18, 2016

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Show Notes

  • — Nwabudike: Baron Vaughn, from Chemda’s favorite show Grace and Frankie, is in studio
  • — MST4K: Baron discusses his appearance in the upcoming Mystery Science Theater 3000 reboot and why there are so many terrible movies out there
  • — A Toe In Every Pie: Baron talks about moving from New York to Los Angeles to get into the acting business, and he walks us through the auditioning process
  • — Itchy McScratchy: Baron accidentally ate peanuts before performing and suffered an intense allergic reaction on stage. He’s also allergic to dairy, cats, dogs, and cologne.
  • — The Polyamorous Spree: Baron is inclined to pursue open relationships while his girlfriend would prefer to be monogamous
  • — We Are The World: The gang discusses societal perceptions of beauty and race
  • — Chemda Cancer Update: Chemda’s tumor is not attached to her heart but she might lose part of her lung. Her thymoma led to a terrible 24-hour bout of diarrhea.
  • — Conscious Competence: Baron goes to individual therapy with an ex-comedian therapist, and couples therapy, where he and his girlfriend work out their issues with their parents. Baron is making a documentary about the search for his birth father.
  • — Benign Violation: Andrea Allan can’t help but immediately laugh when someone falls. Baron explains the science of laughter.
  • — The Awkward Awkward Comedy Show: Baron goes down memory lane with his last KATG appearance and tries to explain Chemda’s tension with Marina Franklin

Guests

Baron VaughnBaron Vaughn

Pictures

Baron Vaughn
Baron Vaughn

Baron as Nwabudike "Bud" Bergstein in Grace and Frankie
Baron as Nwabudike "Bud" Bergstein in Grace and Frankie

Tom Servo
Tom Servo


ABBA
ABBA




Baron's peanut allergy face
Baron's peanut allergy face
Maria Bamford
Maria Bamford
Andrea Allan
Andrea Allan
Marina Franklin
Marina Franklin

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