238: Missing the Joke

Keith · 03-14-2006, 07:11 PM

"Don't make me laugh at this."

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eoguy · 03-14-2006, 08:45 PM

Keith, I thought I'd take one of the rare chances I'll have to say "I'm smarter than you" and let you know that Reuters is pronounced "Roy-ters." Rhymes with goiters, not Hooters. Who cares? Apparently I do.

balls · 03-14-2006, 08:52 PM

fuck you keith. my shit was good. at least it was better than spookys.

who cares if it is longer? if somebody only sends in 3 minutes, how do you know that they are capable of talking for more than that without their mouth falling off? huh? got an answer for that?

and why does it matter that i havent done standup before, i am the same age that you started standup. are you so special that you are allowed to start without anyone questioning it? theres always a first time, asshole.

love,
balls

PS - i will write an all new one that is 2:59 and send it in. shit head.

brianward81 · 03-14-2006, 09:02 PM

I hope Keith will let you win just so he can come on stage and give you a good punch in the head in front of everyone for being such a fucking bitch.

rellek · 03-14-2006, 09:05 PM

balls's submission: LINK

UltraSajid · 03-14-2006, 09:40 PM

I liked everything except the shit about Ohio.

eoguy · 03-14-2006, 09:46 PM

I liked the part about the dirty French.

ScubaSteve24 · 03-14-2006, 10:02 PM

Oh and Pop is the right word...and it is also said from about western PA up around the great lakes to chicago...then it becomes soda again in wisconson.

MichaelG · 03-14-2006, 10:47 PM

Congrats on show 238. A mile stone.

balls · 03-14-2006, 10:47 PM

lets hear yours briangay81. you want to knock it, lets see you do it.

or dont you have the "balls?"

(this is bigger than deuce vs. spooky)

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eoguy Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 69	Keith, I thought I'd take one of the rare chances I'll have to say "I'm smarter than you" and let you know that Reuters is pronounced "Roy-ters." Rhymes with goiters, not Hooters. Who cares? Apparently I do.
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03-14-2006, 08:52 PM	#3 (permalink)
balls Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: donkeypunch Posts: 46	fuck you keith. my shit was good. at least it was better than spookys. who cares if it is longer? if somebody only sends in 3 minutes, how do you know that they are capable of talking for more than that without their mouth falling off? huh? got an answer for that? and why does it matter that i havent done standup before, i am the same age that you started standup. are you so special that you are allowed to start without anyone questioning it? theres always a first time, asshole. love, balls PS - i will write an all new one that is 2:59 and send it in. shit head.
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brianward81 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Perth, Western Australia Posts: 997	I hope Keith will let you win just so he can come on stage and give you a good punch in the head in front of everyone for being such a fucking bitch.
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eoguy Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 69	I liked the part about the dirty French. Last edited by eoguy; 03-14-2006 at 10:09 PM.
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balls Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: donkeypunch Posts: 46	lets hear yours briangay81. you want to knock it, lets see you do it. or dont you have the "balls?" (this is bigger than deuce vs. spooky) Last edited by balls; 03-14-2006 at 10:57 PM.
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