Ask A Cripple

[NoArmsJames]

Originally Posted by Sparrow

how do you eat your oreos?

With a swig of milk.

You ask that question as if there are other ways to eat Oreos.

[arty]

The last time you had sex or was relieved by the help?

[dEadERest]

Originally Posted by NoArmsJames

You ask that question as if there are other ways to eat Oreos.

perhaps you could be edified in this regard

27 Borderline Genius Ways To Eat Oreos

i believe the operative word here would be 'borderline' . .

[dEadERest]

did you relocate?

do you have issues with main door opening/closing/securing?

[NoArmsJames]

Originally Posted by arty

The last time you had sex or was relieved by the help?

Had sex last week

Originally Posted by dEadERest

did you relocate?

do you have issues with main door opening/closing/securing?

I did! Great new apartment.

No issues

[My Sweaty Balls]

You ever use the line "I've got no arms and I still get more pussy than you?" to piss off nerds?

You ever use your disability as an excuse to get out of chores you could actually do?

What's your favourite way to use your ability to make others feel uncomfortable?

When you have sex does your partner basically use you as sex toy that can talk?

[NoArmsJames]

Originally Posted by My Sweaty Balls

You ever use the line "I've got no arms and I still get more pussy than you?" to piss off nerds?

No, I don't want to deal with nerd rage.

Originally Posted by My Sweaty Balls

You ever use your disability as an excuse to get out of chores you could actually do?

I remember being a little boy and having this fantastic set of farm toys. The rule was I had to put my toys in the corner or something. One day I told my mom that I couldn't 'cause cripple. She told me to do it or I'd never see those toys again. I didn't. She put them in a box and brought them to the basement and I never saw them again

Originally Posted by My Sweaty Balls

What's your favourite way to use your ability to make others feel uncomfortable?

People always go for the handshake. I just stare as they walk away or try to transition into an awkward hug

Originally Posted by My Sweaty Balls

When you have sex does your partner basically use you as sex toy that can talk?

It's hard to talk with ones face buried in pussy. Too bad you'll never know, nerd.

[Enunciated Piffle]

Got any pets?

Name 3 stores, (with horrible customer service) you'd like a service dog to take a massive dump in.

[NoArmsJames]

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

Got any pets?

I have a cat. He's 10, destroys everything and hates everyone but me

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

Name 3 stores, (with horrible customer service) you'd like a service dog to take a massive dump in.

Walmart
That shitty club I was at that threw me out for puking on their floor
My best friends Vape Shop

[My Sweaty Balls]

Originally Posted by NoArmsJames

I remember being a little boy and having this fantastic set of farm toys. The rule was I had to put my toys in the corner or something. One day I told my mom that I couldn't 'cause cripple. She told me to do it or I'd never see those toys again. I didn't. She put them in a box and brought them to the basement and I never saw them again

Thats harsh dude - did you lean?
a) A valuable life lesson
b) That your mom was a bitch
c) Both
d) Didn't learn nothin bro