Ask A Cripple

[Enunciated Piffle]

James. Which is worse. A glow stick or a vape thingy?

[NoArmsJames]

Originally Posted by My Sweaty Balls

Thats harsh dude - did you lean?
a) A valuable life lesson
b) That your mom was a bitch
c) Both
d) Didn't learn nothin bro

D

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

James. Which is worse. A glow stick or a vape thingy?

Glow stick

[My Sweaty Balls]

Hi James - I got more

How do you feel about the word cripple?

When did your parents first learn about your disability? What happened when they found out?

Do depressed people piss you off? Do you have any interest in being a motivational speaker?

What activity would you most like to do but haven't been able to organise because you'd need help?

[NoArmsJames]

Originally Posted by My Sweaty Balls

Hi James - I got more

Hi bae!

Originally Posted by My Sweaty Balls

How do you feel about the word cripple?

I use it all the time

Originally Posted by My Sweaty Balls

When did your parents first learn about your disability? What happened when they found out?

The moment I was born. I don't know about their reaction because I was a newborn, but also I never asked.

Originally Posted by My Sweaty Balls

Do depressed people piss you off? Do you have any interest in being a motivational speaker?

They don't piss me off. I would NEVER be a motivational speaker. I find the idea cringeworthy. It's just not in my dna to do that. Also, I like hookers and blow too much.

Originally Posted by My Sweaty Balls

What activity would you most like to do but haven't been able to organise because you'd need help?

Visiting Europe for some metal festivals like Wacken or Sabaton Open Air

[My Sweaty Balls]

Originally Posted by NoArmsJames

They don't piss me off. I would NEVER be a motivational speaker. I find the idea cringeworthy. It's just not in my dna to do that. Also, I like hookers and blow too much.

I dunno man - I've got your motivational speech written:

Suck it up princess, you haven't got it as bad as me - the secret to happiness:

Hookers and blow

Lets move to questions from the audience.

Could be a Ted Talk

Visiting Europe for some metal festivals like Wacken or Sabaton Open Air

Do you get to metal festivals in the states?

[NoArmsJames]

Originally Posted by My Sweaty Balls

I dunno man - I've got your motivational speech written:

Suck it up princess, you haven't got it as bad as me - the secret to happiness:

Hookers and blow

Lets move to questions from the audience.

Could be a Ted Talk




Do you get to metal festivals in the states?

There really aren't any. I went to Ozzfest once though

[John Galt]

Welcome back, hombre!

Would you like to see some gratuitous nakedness on this thread to celebrate?

[NoArmsJames]

Originally Posted by John Galt

Welcome back, hombre!

Would you like to see some gratuitous nakedness on this thread to celebrate?

Of course!

[My Sweaty Balls]

What are doing with your days at the moment? Do you have a job?

[NoArmsJames]

Originally Posted by My Sweaty Balls

What are doing with your days at the moment? Do you have a job?

Sadly no. Insurance issues make that hard. Daytime is when the help is here so I get all the shit I need to do, done.