AWAKE

[Keith]

And yet I won't allow it cause of your monstrosity.

But it's not YOU necessarily. I just want to be healthy and not choke on my vomit of all things.

[Keith]

And this was all just one track.

I'M CONTROVERSIAL, BABY!!!

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(Book code is BOOK69)

[memecherry]

Originally Posted by BadAsh

Sorry you didn't like them memecherry. I agree, it was a lot. But this one doesn't quite work on me, because I don't care if you read them or not. They weren't FOR you, they were for me.




Also, not classy. "Big ole pussy" doesn't seem like lady language. Come on now.




I hear you. I sound much more like a bitch than a badass here. But what do I care about how cool I am, unless I was trying to fuck you guys? Random internet strangers. But I'm not, so I don't care. Sorry.

It's only about giving the alternate perspective that it's not cool degrading someone's body parts, based on wrong information. Sorry you can't see that perspective as being worthwhile to express.




Yeah, I didn't make it clear enough. I'm not complaining about Keith's JOKE. I'm complaining about Keith's SERIOUS OPINION. Which he has articulated in seriousness many many times. Which is based on inaccurate info. And is degrading to uncut men.

Suck my invisible dick from the back, is that lady like enough for you asshat?

Also, my dick is invisible, but it's still prettier than yours... nah nah nah nah!

[memecherry]

Originally Posted by Sparrow

you don't care sooooooooo much, you /keep/ bringing up this point. we've heard the entirety of your view a dozen times over. from what i can gather, you /do/ care how cool your dick looks, you resolutely will not prove to us how cool it is, the only conclusion i can draw is that you desperately want to fuck Keith.

BINGO! Now I get it! He's worried Keith will reject him!!!

[Sparrow]

i don't know why he's so mad at me. i came into this solidly pro-dickflap and BadAsh just killed my horny little spirit.

[memecherry]

Originally Posted by Sparrow

i don't know why he's so mad at me. i came into this solidly pro-dickflap and BadAsh just killed my horny little spirit.

Angry little bitches are: angry, little & bitches...

[Keith]

Originally Posted by memecherry

Angry little bitches are: angry, little & bitches...

Little? But I thought he WASN'T cut?

OUCH!!!

[Scorpion]

And I thought I was long winded... Holy shit.
This has something to do with his dick I only know that because Sparrow's responses are readable.

(I normally like to quote the post I'm replying to but holy shit that would send this to page 6)

[Scorpion]

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

ALL comedians do dick jokes. One hits too close to home and this 'comedy fan' is crying.

You either get Keith's comedy and trust his direction. Or you don't. A gigantic TL;DR thread about how Keith shamed your peen - it's just silly.

Look at that BadAsh you made me agree with Piffle, WTF DUDE!