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Old 06-18-2008, 04:44 PM   #91 (permalink)
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...I went back home, and begun hitting my head against the bed head board harder and harder for a hundred times....

I was an only child...I needed to entertain myself...
If you ever want help doing that and you're in the States PM me for my number.
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Old 06-18-2008, 04:46 PM   #92 (permalink)
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once i put tabasco down this guys straw while he wasn't looking.



note to those wanting to try: do this only if you are considerably larger than the person you do this to or you have a clear escape route.
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Old 06-18-2008, 05:16 PM   #93 (permalink)
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This thread was too bloody good to pass up.

When I was at school (an all-girl, Catholic boarding school in England), I decided to nick the baby Jesus from the front grounds Christmas nativity scene. After about a week of planning, the night came and I made my way out to the scene, took the "baby Jesus" from the manger and put him in a plastic bag in my backpack. I needed to hide him someplace, so I ran into the surrounding forest and buried him in a shallow grave. The next morning an emergency and "very serious" assembly was called requiring all students to attend.

No joke, the Head proceeded to say, "We have had a very serious attack on our school and against god. The baby Jesus was stolen. ...." She also made the announcement that until he was recovered, all school functions would be suspended (which they ultimately weren't after angry calls from parents) and that everyone would be questioned. Only one person knew what I did and she didn't give up any info. The term ended, I left and was never found out. About a year after I left, I sent an "anonymous" post stating where he could be found. That prank, as am I told by cousins that attend the school currently, is still talked about today!
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Old 06-18-2008, 05:33 PM   #94 (permalink)
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This thread was too bloody good to pass up.

When I was at school (an all-girl, Catholic boarding school in England), I decided to nick the baby Jesus from the front grounds Christmas nativity scene. After about a week of planning, the night came and I made my way out to the scene, took the "baby Jesus" from the manger and put him in a plastic bag in my backpack. I needed to hide him someplace, so I ran into the surrounding forest and buried him in a shallow grave. The next morning an emergency and "very serious" assembly was called requiring all students to attend.

No joke, the Head proceeded to say, "We have had a very serious attack on our school and against god. The baby Jesus was stolen. ...." She also made the announcement that until he was recovered, all school functions would be suspended (which they ultimately weren't after angry calls from parents) and that everyone would be questioned. Only one person knew what I did and she didn't give up any info. The term ended, I left and was never found out. About a year after I left, I sent an "anonymous" post stating where he could be found. That prank, as am I told by cousins that attend the school currently, is still talked about today!
this is just not funny. you could have suffocated baby jesus in that plastic bag.
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Old 06-18-2008, 06:14 PM   #95 (permalink)
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Old 06-19-2008, 12:38 AM   #96 (permalink)
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drink piss or i beat your ass

I made a kid (his name was Ethan) drink piss. Summertime, hot as hell, called it kool-aid. Ethan was smart and a pussy, but dammit he wan't that stupid. The kid knew it was piss, despite the ice (in a Ronald McDonald glass).

My brother and I had him cornered. He tried to run. Drink up or we beat that ass. AGAIN !! Made him take a big gulp. Spit it out. threw up. etc.. Beat his ass anyway.

You know, it's no excuse. It's not easy being the only black kids in the neighborhood. Somebody had to pay. Just a little payback. Call me a nigger ....

other highlights ..

-Made a fat kid wear a bra to the pull.
-Let the air out my mom's date's tires. Fuck him.
-Killed the neighbor (sad old lady) cats. My dog was involved.
-Tied a kid to the lightpole (at night) with bike chains.
-Winter time. Pissed on some asshole's sports car (hood, roof, trunk) in midwest winter. Piled on more snow ice and piss. Let it freeze overnight. All neighborhood delinquents involved on this one.
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Old 06-19-2008, 12:56 AM   #97 (permalink)
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Old 06-19-2008, 12:57 AM   #98 (permalink)
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This thread was too bloody good to pass up.

When I was at school (an all-girl, Catholic boarding school in England), I decided to nick the baby Jesus from the front grounds Christmas nativity scene. After about a week of planning, the night came and I made my way out to the scene, took the "baby Jesus" from the manger and put him in a plastic bag in my backpack. I needed to hide him someplace, so I ran into the surrounding forest and buried him in a shallow grave. The next morning an emergency and "very serious" assembly was called requiring all students to attend.

No joke, the Head proceeded to say, "We have had a very serious attack on our school and against god. The baby Jesus was stolen. ...." She also made the announcement that until he was recovered, all school functions would be suspended (which they ultimately weren't after angry calls from parents) and that everyone would be questioned. Only one person knew what I did and she didn't give up any info. The term ended, I left and was never found out. About a year after I left, I sent an "anonymous" post stating where he could be found. That prank, as am I told by cousins that attend the school currently, is still talked about today!
A friend of mine had a basket on his kitchen table full of perhaps 20 baby jesuses he'd stolen out of different nativity scenes when he worked as an intake clerk at Goodwill. Just imagining the various sets of camels and robed dudes without their little centerpiece gathering dust on the shelves made me smile.
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Old 06-19-2008, 01:07 AM   #99 (permalink)
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I was dating a guy who decided to apply to the RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police), he got accepted based on his background checks with his friends and family. He was a pretty straight laced guy in general but I realised that he was a sexual deviant. A week before I got the phone call for the background check, I found out that he tried to rape my best friend.

So I told the RCMP.
He was arrested.
He didn't become a cop (obviously)
And is now a registered sex offender.

i wonder if Bebe would make a house call to his house?
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Old 06-19-2008, 01:10 AM   #100 (permalink)
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i wonder if Bebe would make a house call to his house?
I wonder if he ever moved to or from Nova Scotia?
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